Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Pimpampoumpipo]

No a simple PM using the system THE ADMINISTRATOR has provided within the ISG forum will be adequate.

Simply admit that you don't want to meet with me and leave it at that! You won't hurt my feelings. Just keeping it real with you brother.

Sobcmdr, my darling, three months ago I waited for you for two days at your cocktail bar, and you never showed up even though you knew I was there. Two days ago, I sent you another love-filled invitation, and you didn't respond. Now you're giving me some lame excuse, claiming I'm not being polite enough with you.

How much longer are you going to string me along with your sweet talk ?

[ElMexicant]

If you are a true OG vet you would really know just how tiny. Nowhere to hide a bay bay kid, nowhere to run. I know those Chargers and Rams have been out for some weeks now. The big question is "are you still going to your usual place to watch the Chiefs and Eagles?" And the bigger question is "will you be wearing those LA basketball jerseys?" like you do everywhere in Pattaya. LOL. By Yo Yo Honey Singh, you got to luv digital trails of self incrimination.

Speaking of more LB chatter. Found this profile quite interesting. No wonder they so mad sending them on wild Duck Duck Goose chases. Let others do the work for me. LOL. Only 22 posts last month. Proud of myself.

[Explorer8939]

Why do you think that? I've been posted up in Pattaya for 18 months.

But I appreciate all of your explanations Explore8939. Even if I don't agree with them or they don't align with my experiences.

How long do I need to be in Pattaya before I understand?

Please explain to me how you know this?

Being a newbie, a rookie and having a general lack of experience with girls in Pattaya, please define the term: REAL FARANG BOYFRIEND.

A very good question.

There is a continuum between a Farang sponsor, and a real Farang boyfriend. It can be hard to define when the Farang is back in his home country.

If a Thai lady in Pattaya will not go out with other men, and holds off while waiting for a Farang, that's a real Farang boyfriend.

The other extreme is a guy who sends a lady money while he is in his home country, but she goes with other guys. Which makes the Farang a sponsor.

In between those extremes are a bunch of different types of relationships. For example, one bar girl I know lives with a Farang and gets no money from him. She works bar, but is "drinks only". So the Farang is a boyfriend.

Her sister gets 50,000 baht a month from a guy who comes to Pattaya for a month during High Season. He's a sponsor.

H.

[SubCmdr]

Allover, It is getting increasing hard to take you seriously. You are acting in the role of the King of Sosua's Royal Penis cleaner. All the while your King is writing about his personal bathroom habits and his dick. And yet you write I am losing it.

Are you sure about that?

*For those new that may not know, Oakie is a very well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here once before and pissed in Stub's mouth and jizzed allover Stub's face. He has returned and done it again.

This is what your new hero thinks of Thailand:

I'm not rolling like an "International Trickster" buying bottles from savvy mamasans, making it rain, 40 Lady drinks at a time, all competing for your "stack", even If they don't remember your name out of the thousands who are doing the same thing every night, and bragging about it to their fellow mongers! To handle that shit I'd have to stay drunk, because it sounds a little depressing, day after day, night after night, with cookie cutter asian clones and drones on autopilot.

He has a very low opinion of the destination that we be both know and enjoy.

[SubCmdr]

So much for having me on ignore.

Why do you talk about your dick so much?

Do you really want to go there with your ladyboy obsession?

Thailand Rants Thread: #3706.

At least I am obsessed with my own dick and not the dicks of others!

[Nyezhov]

Can someone tell me why Allover, Paolo99, Oakie, Pimpampoumpipo, ElMexicant, Caliguy33 make so many references to homosexual acts in this thread?

Why do you talk about your dick so much?

[SubCmdr]

This is the Pataya Reports Thread. Do you have a report about having sex in Thailand to share with us Oakie.

A report consistes of:

1. Where you hired your prostitute.

2. The social / sexual services provided by your prostitute.

3. The amount of money paid to your prostitute.

Information provided in 1 - 3 can help guide others who are hiring prostitutes in Pattaya.

Some people take mongering so seriously, post years and years of recycled "inteL" about it like it's a deep state secret, so it's a nice change to have a little humor from time to time!

I mean how many ways are there to get laid in a legal brothel anyway? Two words can sum it up, "Bring money", and YMMV.

LOL.

[SubCmdr]

I don't think you understand Thai ladies in Pattaya much.

Why do you think that? I've been posted up in Pattaya for 18 months.

But I appreciate all of your explanations Explore8939. Even if I don't agree with them or they don't align with my experiences.

This is not an insult, when you have more experience in Thailand, you will understand.

How long do I need to be in Pattaya before I understand?

If a lady in Pattaya cannot find a customer for 30 minutes during High Season, she will start messaging former customers.

Please explain to me how you know this?

As for going with a lady who has a real Farang boyfriend, you are correct, normally I wouldn't do it. But this lady has so many "boyfriends", I don't consider them to be real boyfriends. She has a Turkish boyfriend, a Korean guy, and had a kid with a Chinese guy.

Being a newbie, a rookie and having a general lack of experience with girls in Pattaya, please define the term: REAL FARANG BOYFRIEND.

[Oakie]

Why would I need to sit down with you and tell you anything since you read every post that I write and enjoy my work so much as to give me praise by letting me know that I am living rent free in your mind each and every day.

This is actually something you can do with your fanboy AKA Sobrino (nephew) Coolie High in Sosua. This is Thailand. I wouldn't be interested in pissing on your head if your hair was on fire Oakie no matter where in the world we are. Just keeping it real!.

You need my attention SubDude!

Otherwise you wouldn't be dropping my name in most of your posts!

If I give you a time out, and ignore your posts, you're back like that kitchen fly I couldn't get rid of!

But less significant in my life!

Needy is all over your narcissistic posts. A cry for relevance!

LOL.

[Oakie]

mutual (adjective) Directed and received by each toward the other; reciprocal..

We have another point of agreement Oakie.

How you like me now?

Much more polite to your betters!

I'll call you SubDude, for now!. We'll see how it goes!

[SubCmdr]

If you want me to sit down with you, and listen to your stories of your BBD, your "stack", your shoes, or your new putter,

Why would I need to sit down with you and tell you anything since you read every post that I write and enjoy my work so much as to give me praise by letting me know that I am living rent free in your mind each and every day.

I'll be happy to sit in rapt attention for a while if you provide the cold beer!

This is actually something you can do with your fanboy AKA Sobrino (nephew) Coolie High in Sosua. This is Thailand. I wouldn't be interested in pissing on your head if your hair was on fire Oakie no matter where in the world we are. Just keeping it real!.

[SubCmdr]

Do you need an invitation card on Bristol paper ?

No a simple PM using the system THE ADMINISTRATOR has provided within the ISG forum will be adequate.

Simply admit that you don't want to meet with me and leave it at that! You won't hurt my feelings. Just keeping it real with you brother.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I saw a post that was a rant where you were engaging in a fantasy. But I have not received a PM with an invitation and your contact information to arrange an actual meeting IRL.

Do you need an invitation card on Bristol paper ?

[Oakie]

Don't take posting from our South Asian friend literally.

Some people take mongering so seriously, post years and years of recycled "inteL" about it like it's a deep state secret, so it's a nice change to have a little humor from time to time!

Even if it does trigger the pearl clutchers!

I mean how many ways are there to get laid in a legal brothel anyway? Two words can sum it up, "Bring money", and YMMV.

LOL.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Is that what she asked you? Are you to have us believe that during HIGH SEASON in Pattaya, a season where you leave the Kingdom of Thailand, that she cannot find a customer?

The masseuse I fucked this afternoon told me exactly that, that she hadn't had any clients for several days even though she's 26, she's gorgeous and she works in a very busy soi. And all the girls in Pattaya tell me that I'm their first client no matter what time I go to see them. If you know Pattaya a bit you should be used to it.

We don't have to believe them either.