Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Interstella]

Here it is, the ultimate: "You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life".

Okay, so, gentlemen. I have obviously been posting rants in the reports section, and the mods have been so gracious as to move them to the appropriate board, thank you for that. I'm going to try and quickly identify which gents I feel on this forum are worth my time and which one's aren't. This rant section is wild and I love it. I mean, I have a guy asking me how can I be a nice guy one second and a rotten son of a ***** the next. Have you even lived life? Are you human? Such is the nature of my existence, I wake up every day and try to be less of an asshole making mistakes left and right. I stupidly apologized to this Mr. Vowel, thinking that I was dealing with a cogent individual, and I find it's always best to apologize when I err. I'm not super interested in some of the drama flying around, but I sure as hell want to know if some person is masquerading as knowledgeable when they are full of shit. I am trying my best to provide factual and actionable information, and I hope there are others here with the same intent. Seeing as I can detect and remember patterns like nobodies business, it won't take me long to see what's up.

This forum changed my world view. I honestly at first just checked to see which countries and cities had the most reports, and went from there. Quantity has to count for something, no? Then from there I read the respective forums and checked the pic thumbnails to see what I could maybe expect and was potentially heading into. The information printed on this forum has real world effects. So I will be checking the "rants" forums to see if I can glean who are the donuts, and who are in the know. I can say this, my posts will be factual, and I will try my best to give actionable information. Additionally, I think maybe us gents can dispense with some of the nonsense such as people saying one man's 5 is another man's 10 and such as far as universal standards. Like, if we can't even come up with and discuss a metric of evaluation for beauty, then what's the point of even discussing anything at all, what's the point of advisors? It's all just relative nonsense at that point. End rant.

[ElMexicant]

Hey Fuck Off, this one's for you.

Oh, you bet your ass I'll join you, champ. Can't wait. You introduce me to the owner of Thermae, and in return, I'll introduce you to the owner of T-Ded-99. Then we can sit down like real gentlemen, discuss the finer points of this grand game, and maybejust maybeyou can explain why you've been writing me love letters all weekend while I've been out actually doing what this forum is supposed to be about.

I mean, really, while I was out stacking wins, you were here, typing away, hanging on my every word like a teenage girl journaling about her summer crush. It's touching. Sad, but touching.

And let's not forgetyou're over there in Cambodia, the slum capital of the world, playing king of the trash heap like it's some kind of flex. Yeah, real impressive, Fuck Off. You left Thailand for a discount third-world hellhole and still can't stop obsessing over me. I must be living in your head rent-free, and let me tell you, the real estate value in there is about as worthless as a Poipet back alley.

And listen, I like a good fairy tale as much as the next guy, but if you're going to call me a fraud, at least make it entertaining. Because from where I'm standing, the only fraud here is the guy spending his entire weekend fantasizing about another dude instead of, you know, actually living.

See you soon, Romeo. We'll have a nice little chat.

DM me your WhatsApp.

"explain why you've been writing me love letters".

What the fuck you call this? This guy post like 25,000 word essays all day everyday, but acts like he is a ghost. Must be someone else is writing his long ass posts and he has a real life away from the computer. It's called fucking mirror, go look at yourself. Get your bipolar, mentally ill, autistic self in check. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

Overpaythai with this long descriptions about things he's never done in places he's never been to is attracting some attention over on the normal side of the Forum because of his clear and blatant errors in his madeup up little stories.

His response.

"With all due respect, my opinion definitely does not reign here. ".

Go back to sucking yo boys BBD, scumbag. You don't belong here. I can't wait to post a t-ded 99 report, with the owners. Want to join us?

Claims to be a boss, but by now most on ISG knows what our boss really looks like IRL. Nothing close at all. Like I said before, I feel guilty about making fun of the Corky Thatcher. Nothing "boss" gleams from this man except his yellowing eyes, yellowing skin, and varicose veins. Hello, liver is calling and it's telling you "fuck you selfish MF. " Bro has no anonymity and still has balls to talk doo doo with online portraits readily available. Honestly, once again. Who the hell wears black dress church shoes with gym shorts on Soi 6? Horrible sense of style and fashion. No wonder boss has to pay more when it comes to EVERYTHING in life. Want to bang the oldest fattest Thermae girl. 5000ST for the boss, but 800 or 500 for everyone else at 1:50 am. Free for the motorbike taxi to take her home when she got no customer. I would if I could, charge his goofy looking self for living rent free in his head. Then coward tells someone to DM their WhatsApp. If you are a badass, you would just post yours for ANYONE who wants the challenge. Take some initiative if you are brave. All this barking and won't step first. Reminds me of the kid in elementary that said if you want to fight, knock this stick off my shoulder. LOL.

[Nyezhov]

This may be a dumb question, but does anyone here have an idea of what one would use to acquire Au, Ag, Bitcoin, or Real Estate?

Do they take dollars?

[Interstella]

It used to be on this forum that long-term members who have been running around Thailand for 30 to 40 years, like Mr e, got the respect they deserved.

Now this place is full of wannabes, Internet experts, psychiatrically Disturbed cases, and folks who will hold themselves out as experts, while knowing nothing.

My suggestion is you back off completely.

I will do as you suggest. I just want to have a good time and share deets on where the hot pussy is at and how to get to it. I'm just starting out, so it seems like a lot of "take" on my part, and not a lot of "give. " I will continue on, and thank you again.

[Interstella]

It does not matter what I am buying. I am not walking up to the seller and blurting out an amount before finding out how much they are looking to get.

I am 52. I do not have an old man altitude. I have the attitude of a logical shopper.

LOL. You do not know me from a can of paint. You do not know what depth I come with. That is exactly how mfs get knocked out by underestimating their opponent. A neophyte would jump the gun assuming they could beat Bruce Lee by just looking at him. A wise person would do research and find out how many asses he has actually kicked before hauling off and slapping him. No matter how bad you think you are, there is always a mf badder.

The funny part is that you are the one who first called your own negotiation tactics dogshit. How are you going to come at me for agreeing with you and showing how you are actually correct? LOL. That is like a woman saying I look fat in this dress then getting mad and wanting to kick the man's ass for agreeing with her.

Next patient, same treatment!

Like the title says. I have been a bit "off" lately, and have not been conducting myself in a proper manner. Trust men, in that I am capable of evaluating my own behavior, and am open to your candor and depiction of said behavior. I'm not making any excuses, and you're right, I don't know you, and anything I said about you says much more about me than it does of you. I recognize apologies as merely a platform for I, as the non-greivanced party, to have a chance to address the greivanced party, you. Anyway, I will dial down being a little miscreant from here on out in my conduct on this forum. Best of luck in your future travels and enjoyment thereof. Sincerely, Interstella.

[EverythingThai]

The budget warriors and price police are at it again, crying in the trenches over what other men spend like it is their life savings on the line. Classic. The Poverty Patrol clocking in for another shift, patrolling the streets to make sure nobody enjoys themselves too much.

See, here's the difference between us and them: Some of us actually value experience over saving a few baht. Some of us don't have the time or the broke-boy energy to nickel and dime a girl over the equivalent of a street food meal. Some of us just pay, smash, and move the fuck on. Because we can. Because we don't sweat the small shit.

But this brigade? They would rather waste a whole night haggling like tuk-tuk drivers, thinking they are financial geniuses, then brag about it like they just pulled off the heist of the century. Meanwhile, the rest of us? We've already finished, showered, and moved on to round two while they are still over there debating.

It's not about the money. It's about mindset. It's about playing the game like a boss instead of like a street vendor counting his last coins. That's why we don't care what another man pays because we're too busy winning to count another man's pockets.

Stay broke. Stay bitter.

[SubCmdr]

No I'm not. I'll leave th racist stuff for you and him to sort out.!

Good to see you are finally repudiating your previous racist attitudes.

Now you are no longer the racist Twat-from-the-DR posting in a RANTS thread in a county you have never visited. Now you are now just the Twat-from-the-DR. I will also eliminate the title of Ship Captain. As long as you stop saying stupid ass stuff like: Buy Low / Sell High and Mongers don't need information. If you keep saying that stupid stuff I will rename you Captain Obvious of the Sosua Reputation Protection Committee.

If the DR is so great, why do you have to come to Thailand and bash the location when you have NEVER actually been here?

[SubCmdr]

I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude.

Remember you are responding to the Leader of the Crew of Poverty Mentality thinking who talks shit to ANYONE who does no agree to pay what he pays.

I asked the mother fuck, if you pay 1200 THB for Long time, do you get girls that take 600 for Short Time. No Answer. This is the same guy that brags that he has bought a 1000.00 USD waterproof smart phone, invites a girl who is living in poverty to the beach (like he as done her a favor just for her to be in his presence). Plays with it in the water in front of her. When she asks him for one, he screams No *****!! Yep, Mr. E as bad as a mother fucker. Yeah right! ROTFLMAO!!

He posts pictures like he is all bad ass. But he has taken more than his share of intellectual beatings from me in our past interactions. Reads everything I write. Uses my quote, but like a passive / agressive girly man he does not respond directly to me.

He knows: Subcmdr ain't no one fuck wit!!

[EverythingThai]

"The funniest thing about puppets is they never realize who's pulling the strings. Dance a little more for me. ".

Recently these puppets hang around in threes.

[EverythingThai]

Hey Fuck Off, this one's for you.

Oh, you bet your ass I'll join you, champ. Can't wait. You introduce me to the owner of Thermae, and in return, I'll introduce you to the owner of T-Ded-99. Then we can sit down like real gentlemen, discuss the finer points of this grand game, and maybe—just maybe—you can explain why you've been writing me love letters all weekend while I've been out actually doing what this forum is supposed to be about.

I mean, really, while I was out stacking wins, you were here, typing away, hanging on my every word like a teenage girl journaling about her summer crush. It's touching. Sad, but touching.

And let's not forget—you're over there in Cambodia, the slum capital of the world, playing king of the trash heap like it's some kind of flex. Yeah, real impressive, Fuck Off. You left Thailand for a discount third-world hellhole and still can't stop obsessing over me. I must be living in your head rent-free, and let me tell you, the real estate value in there is about as worthless as a Poipet back alley.

And listen, I like a good fairy tale as much as the next guy, but if you're going to call me a fraud, at least make it entertaining. Because from where I'm standing, the only fraud here is the guy spending his entire weekend fantasizing about another dude instead of, you know, actually living.

See you soon, Romeo. We'll have a nice little chat.

DM me your WhatsApp.

[SubCmdr]

It used to be on this forum that long-term members who have been running around Thailand for 30 to 40 years, like Mr e, got the respect they deserved.

The days of white men such as yourself and Mr. E showing up and getting the job are long over. If you want that shit go back to your country of origin. Your President is firing Blacks and Women from the highest positions in the United States Military and replacing them with less qualified individuals.

Two middle fingers up to you both!

[SubCmdr]

This may be a dumb question, but does anyone here have an idea of what one would use to acquire Au, Ag, Bitcoin, or Real Estate?

Not at all. If you need a detailed answer / consultation I will provide one for you 30 minutes for free because you are my ISG Brother. Heaven Above is where I hold my office hours. Sent a PM and my people will set up an appointment for you. ROTFLMAO.

There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see. - Leonardo da Vinci

[Newton York]

I knew this guy from my previous work, officially a millennial dude. So much younger than me, and he was a real douche. I had to put up with him for years. I found out a few years ago that he died. Don't think he was even 44 when he croaked. I wasn't sad when I heard about it, as a matter of fact, that might be the only second time in my life where I felt like there was anything resembling karma that I've ever seen. I thought, good. One less asshole in the world.

But then I thought, well. He was married with a baby. So he couldn't have fucked that many chicks before his wife. Certainly not in the hundreds like the way we hobbyists would. Like many people around the world, he spent a decent amount of time at work. So, think about it fellas. The guy was alive for only 43 years. Most of that time was spent working. The rest of the time was spent fucking the same woman trying to get her pregnant. And when she was pregnant, and with the baby, the dude probably didn't get much sex at all for a solid year or two, then he got sick, and shortly thereafter, died. His job wasn't that great either. The pay would have been ok. He had a small, but nice house. Thing is, felt to me like he didn't actually get to live life.

Like many of us, he spent time trying to make a living, that he didn't really make a life. He didn't live. And now he's dead. Gone and forgotten. At my age, I've known quite a few guys like this. Decades spent at the office, slaving away, hunching over the desk working away at some project. Thinking that that's life. Then they die around 40.

With all the trauma I've lived through, the hell I'm going through, it's a miracle I'm still alive, but I want to really be living. I want to actually live life. Not just be making a living. Like many of you, I feel truly alive when my dick is in some hot pussy. And that hot pussy is in Thailand. There's got to be more to life than work. And I know there is, I've found it, and it's called Thailand.

I think of the people I used to know who are dead now, and how their lives were wasted, or pointless, or all around meaningless. And it's fine, life doesn't mean anything anyway, but they wasted their time on earth. For the few years I might have left, I want to go out with a bang, banging babes in Bangkok. I want to feel alive again before I die.

I think of this young lady, and how awful her life is. Her life is literal hell. Most of us here, have it way better than her. Let's go out there and live life. For those that are dead, and for those that can't.
I guess I'm just psyching myself up to finally quit my damn job. If I had any guts at all, I'd do it.

[Newton York]

I was looking at the stats on this forum, and it turns out on average there are around 1300 people on at any given time. And this is the weekend too, so I'm assuming much less on weekends. I'm actually kinda surprised by this. The number seems pretty low wouldn't you say?

8 billion people on earth, slightly less than half are dudes, and of that, at least half are of age to be fucking around. And of that number, at least half are cheating on their partner. So at any given time, there's got to be like a billion dudes fucking around with chicks. Most would have game, picking up chicks left and right cause they're rich and look good, the rest are like me, old and ugly so will have to pay for it. But you'd think with literally hundreds of millions of dudes paying for sex around the world on any given day, there would be way, way more people here in the forum.

I'm a little stunned. You know what this means fellas? That there's way, way more information out there, and options than we can even begin to fathom. Cause so much paid sex options is not being discovered. At least not by us here in the forum. I think we're just scratching the surface. If I had a few more decades left to live, which I don't, I'd make it my life's mission to explore as much paid pussy as I can, but I guess this is all the time I have left.

Remember fellas, when you're on your death bed, the last thing you'd be thinking about is wishing you'd spent more time in the office. When you're dying, you'd wish you'd plowed that girl, or fucked that chick. Trust me I know.