Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Alright, gather around, boys. It's time for your weekly ISG news bulletin, where we break down the circus of clowns that continue to perform for free, completely oblivious to the fact that they are the entertainment. But before we get into the bloodbath, let's educate our resident moron, ElMexicant, who struggles to comprehend the difference between a focused takedown and a general weekly overview.

See, dumbass, when I drop a specific post tearing you apart for the sad existence you lead, that's direct fire. When I take the time to compile the week's greatest hits from the gallery of degenerates and obsessed mongers trying to sniff my jock, that's a weekly roundup a news bulletin, if you will. Now, since I know you're going to be reading this like it's the gospel, let's dive in and take a look at the unhinged nonsense that unfolded this week.

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Thermae Obsession Reaches Critical Levels.

Leading the charge in pathetic ISG behavior is, of course, Nyezhov aka "Fuck Off", who is still waging his Thermae propaganda campaign like it's his personal temple. The guy cannot stand anyone posting a report that contradicts his delusions about that dump, especially if they dare spend more than he does or point out reality.

First, we had Koryu's report, detailing the rejection and inflated prices at Thermae, which was echoed by Lcale1982, who pointed out the Asian favoritism. Naturally, “Fuck Off” couldn't let this slide and immediately shoved his head back into the sand, claiming Thermae girls smile at 90% of white dudes. Amazing insight there, chief.

Then, as expected, ElMexicant aka UglyAzzMan jumped in to attack Lcale1982 for having the audacity to share his experience. The usual stalking, fake intellectual BS, trying to discredit someone else's post to prop up his bum buddy, “Fuck Off”.

Bottom line: Thermae is geared towards Asians, the girls treat it like Tinder, and the fact that this place has reduced these two to full-time defense attorneys is downright hilarious.

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Interstella Makes 15th Grand Exit Immediately Returns.

Speaking of obsessive weirdos, Interstella had yet another meltdown, throwing a hissy fit over the fact that I called out his use of the forum being for his own personal therapy session. He couldn't resist responding, going on a rambling tirade about his childhood IQ test, his desperate need for respect, and his commitment to exposing fake info (aka any report that doesn't align with his made-up nonsense).

And then, after dramatically announcing his exit from ISG, he predictably came crawling back to type another 5000 words because, let's be honest, this forum is all he has. Even ElMexicant, and Allover called him out, outing him as Newton York once and for all.

So, congrats, buddy you are now the only guy in history to rage-quit ISG multiple times and still end up getting doxxed as a fraud.

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ElMexicant's Fake Life Falls Apart in Real-Time.

It's been a rough week for our favorite Punjabi Refund call center scammer, as MassageLover81 completely exposed him for posting fake-ass stolen photos and passing them off as his own.

First, ElMexicant posted a photo of a girl massaging his foot, pretending like he had some elite secret hookup for in-room massages. But MassageLover81 recognized it instantly as a random internet clip, blasting him for lying and forcing him to backpedal like a coward.

Then, he doubled down on his usual pathetic flexing, posting some ridiculous nonsense about "baiting and hooking" massage girls, giving them 2-baht snacks and tricking them into free services. Because, of course, this wannabe conman thinks spending less than 1000 baht on sex makes him a genius.

Oh, and let's not forget his Roberto obsession, which reached peak delusion when he thought he uncovered some deep conspiracy because I mentioned "Roberto vs. The World" the you tuber in the DR thread. ElMexicant is so obsessed with me that he saw the name Roberto and instantly lost his mind. I own this guy. He follows all my posts. Here is the you tube video from Roberto vs the world. Look at all the uglies: https://youtu.be/fLRavEWqGwI. The DR is a shit hold DR Twat. Perfect for you.

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Explorer8939 Still Stuck on Thai Taxes.

For some reason, Explorer continues his deep fixation on Thai income tax. Now, unless this dude is opening a tax consulting firm, there's zero reason for him to be posting about this every other week. It's borderline fetish behavior at this point. Just file your damn taxes and move on, nobody cares.

To make it even funnier, he then complains about long posts about other guys in the Rants section. Bro, you are one of the biggest offenders when it comes to spamming useless information. If you can't handle long posts exposing these idiots, maybe go focus on your financial paperwork and leave the big boy discussions to us.

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SubCmdr vs. Allover The Battle That Delivers.

Unlike the other clown fights happening on ISG, the back-and-forth between SubCmdr and Allover has actually been entertaining. These two keep their sparring contained to the Rants section, and unlike the losers throwing tantrums, these guys actually know how to trade verbal blows without crying about it.

No fake exits. No pretending they're too good for the forum. Just pure, unfiltered trash talk. Take notes, Interstella.

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Pattaya Section is Beyond Redemption.

If you were hoping for useful intel out of the Pattaya section, don't bother. This place has turned into a wasteland of stupid debates and even dumber posters.

Random guys are arguing about when to message bar girls, because apparently, 14 days before arrival is the sweet spot. Meanwhile, others are deep-diving into Thai politics like this is some government think tank. Just close this section down and put it out of its misery.

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Bangkok Section Saves the Day.

Amid all the nonsense, the Bangkok section continues to deliver. Quality reports, actual useful info, and none of the mental breakdowns we're seeing in the Rants section.

A prime example? ElhTooms, who continues to post solid reports without getting dragged into endless drama.

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TConor Steps Out of the Safe Zone A Rare Moment of Actual Contribution.

In a shocking turn of events, TConor, the self-appointed Safe Sex Police of ISG, actually dropped some useful intel instead of screaming about condoms and STDs like a lunatic.

This week, he unearthed a new massage spot, "Peachy Massage", even going as far as sharing the Line group and website. A stunning development from a guy who usually spends his time gatekeeping and fear-mongering about disease prevention.

Could this be a new era for TConor? Could we actually be witnessing his transformation from safety inspector to actual contributor? Doubtful. But hey, credit where credit is due even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Philip Marlow: ISG's Resident legal investigator.

Strikes Again.

Philip Marlow, the forum's self-proclaimed legal investigator, was back at it this week, doling out his usual half-baked legal wisdom with all the confidence of a first-year law student who just discovered Google.

But the real kicker? His classic move of handing out lukewarm compliments to Werqwek. The same routine we've seen a dozen times beforehe sings a guy's praises today, but the second they disagree, he'll turn on them faster than a Nana freelancer spotting a guy with a fat wallet.

We all know where this is headingright back to his corkboard of legal "expertise", trying to convince everyone he knows Thai law inside and out, while simultaneously being the first guy to get shaken down for a 500-baht "fine" at a police checkpoint.

The DR Twat: Still Living Up to the Name

The DR Twat: A Masterclass in Self-Destruction

The DR Twat is still out here replying to posts that never mentioned his name, fully embracing the title he claims to hate. If he had even an ounce of discipline and just ignored SubCmdr, the constant roasting would have fizzled out but nope, he keeps feeding the fire like a clueless tourist stuffing 1000s into a barfine jar at 6 PM. SubCmdr is running laps around him, and he is too dumb to realize it.

His attempts to defend himself have turned into a case study in self-sabotage, and at this point, its less of a battle and more of a public execution.

Final Thoughts.

Fuck Off is still crying about Thermae.

Interstella can't stay away no matter how many times he quits.

ElMexicant is a certified fraud, exposed on multiple fronts.

Explorer still dreaming about tax returns.

SubCmdr and Allover keep the rants alive.

Pattaya section is where IQ goes to die.

Bangkok still leading the pack.

And the kickers:

Philip Marlow's latest half-hearted alliance with Werqwek will last right up until their first disagreement, at which point he'll turn on him faster than a Thermae girl spotting a higher bidder.

TConor momentarily stepped away from his Safe Sex Police duties to actually contribute something useful, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day.

If the DR Twat had just shut up and ignored SubCmdr, he wouldnt be getting verbally curb-stomped every week yet here we are.

That's all for this week. Try not to embarrass yourselves too much before next Sunday.

P.S. Here are some photos for you all to discuss:

[Mr Enternational]

Just in case you don't know, political situation is equally nuts in this country as it in the west, just that the impact of Thai politics stays within Thailand. If you were a normal Thai person with the brain and awareness of a westerner, you would see the politcal shit in the west far less of a problem that politics in Thailand.

Just so happens most people that believe it is really terrible in the west have never been anywhere and or have never studied other places. When you know other places, you know better. People can make you believe anything if you have nothing to compare it to or they can present you with a faulty comparison.

[SubCmdr]

You're here because you got your ass kicked out of the DR Forums. Right now, there are at least 8 (eight) open DR Threads where you are the last poster going back years, and nobody has responded, because nobody wants to talk to you. LOL.

I got kicked out? Why are there posts that went up in the Dominican Country Threads today that I have written.

Nobody wants to talk to me? The problem is that you confuse the main threads with the PM / DM system. This is not the place that you should be using to communicate with me on a daily basis. All the normal people in my life that are not internet socks and keyboard warriors use WhatsApp or Line to communicate with me on a daily basis.

For those that don't know: Oakie has never visited Pattaya or Cockbang nor any other location in Thailand but has posts in both of those threads. He is here to continue the flame war he started with me in the Dominican Republic Threads. I lived in the Dominican Republic for ten plus years occasionally visiting the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua where he currently lives with second prostitute that he has wifed up

[Knobrm]

...I don't know if you folks heard yet, but life fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Not in Pattaya.

Getting hot though. Couple of days ago stopped by to meet for ST in her room which has no aircon and it got fucking hot, sweating too much. Need to stick to rooms with aircon.

But fucking didn't suck, so you are right. Nor did sucking.

[Knobrm]

This is why I love Thailand so much, it's just awesome. I wish the rest of the world would follow suit. They'd be less wars, less violence. Everybody be just fucking all the time, chill all the time. I don't know if you young uns out there know this, but Thailand is the only country in South East Asia that's never been colonized. I think it's cause the people there know that paid sex leads to peace. Peace and prosperity. Cause there's an outlet for us horny dudes to fuck. Goddamnit, let's legalize prostitution!

Now you got me curious, why 14 days? I've been hobbying on and off for decades now and I've never heard of this before. Why?

Honestly, the way my life is now, I wish for nuclear war, at least everything would finally end. I don't know if you folks heard yet, but life fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

I guess you are referring to the political situation in the west in your comments. Just in case you don't know, political situation is equally nuts in this country as it in the west, just that the impact of Thai politics stays within Thailand. If you were a normal Thai person with the brain and awareness of a westerner, you would see the politcal shit in the west far less of a problem that politics in Thailand.

Whether it is Thailand or any other 3rd world banana republic / kingdom, my advice to any mongers who just visiting the countries where you go fucking, would be try to stay maximally unaware of how the local politics and governance works. As someone been living here quite a while, I feel is especially true for Thailand as the more you understand it, the worse it make you feel if you think about it, and might negatively impact your trip. Sometimes I just think back time before living here and not knowing the local shit, was great times. But living here it is kind of hard to avoid getting to understand and follow the operation of the system. So better just enjoy the fruits and close your eyes and ears not to know how the fruits came to be what they are. Actually true visiting any country if the local politcal system is something that you are not a supporter of, let it be Russia, US or UK.

I think it is fair to say that Mr Putin has pretty well copied the Thai governance model, and there is also quite a bit in common how people think about thing in Russia and Thailand in many aspects, as well as certain behaviors Main differences are climate, and that Thailand does not have nukes nor major natural resources like Russia. Had they, I bet their behavior towards neighbors would not be much different.

BTW why Thailand was not colonized has little if anything to do with Thailand itself, fucking or not.

[Oakie]

Better recognize!

Idiots like the Twat-from-the-DR. He lives in a Open Air Brothel with not one but two Dominican Prostitutes that he has wifed up. Then thinks he is superior by calling me a low life. He's not a racist. Because he says so. Yeah right! ROTFLMAO!.The video in question has nothing to do with me at all

Nothing at all except you went to the trouble of posting it, LOL.

It is a news story that the details have come out about. The the tourist admitted to being drunk and striking the security guard and then pursuing him into the club after the security guard denied him entry for being visibly drunk. This is just one example of the things dumb ass, old, ugly, fat, poorly dressed Farangs that visit do. Just another example in a long line of incidents of Farangs behaving badly. It must really bother the Twat-from-the-DR the man is just like him and from the same country.

Not at all, I'm not in Thailand and I don't get drunk in public! I don't brawl on sidewalks, If it ever comes down to that level, I have people that take care of that stuff for me. And I'm not threatened by girly men with a keyboard! LOL.

Nobody cares about your life or what you have to say here

Except for you and your shameless butt buddy, nobody does! LOL.

But I'm not going to let you hide here and post your low life lies about me. No free shots Sudsy. Your choice!

You're here because you got your ass kicked out of the DR Forums. Right now, there are at least 8 (eight) open DR Threads where you are the last poster going back years, and nobody has responded, because nobody wants to talk to you. LOL.

By the way, it's 1 (one) long term GF of 8 years, after my first long term GF of 7 years. One a a time.

It's YOU dumbass, that claims to have 3 DR "Wives" (sic) who you "support", plus one special and different bar girl, who you buy gold for, in Pattaya. She'll love you long time for that kind of action!

(Hope the gold market continues to be profitable for you! I see it's down a bit since we last talked! When your cab driver, barber and bartender are buying. !

LOL.

[Turgid]

...... I don't know if you folks heard yet, but life fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Not in Pattaya.

[ElMexicant]

Remember stretch and yoga day. Or else your body will break. Make sure get good views from the floor.

[ElMexicant]

A game I like to play is to lure these girls online with a massage offer. Usually, I just message for a oil massage because I work out 7 days a week and my muscles are often tight. That's my suffering for having 11% body fat and being able to press 2. 20 X my body weight. Most girls throw out crazy prices like 1500-2500. Of course they are thinking boom boom. I counter with 300 plus taxi same as shop. And I will throw in a tip for good service. Never disclose the tip.

Anyways, all those who agree and come for the 300, I have 100% of banging once they see me in person. Then I throw a tip of 500, same at shop for HJ. They get mad but I tell them come back tomorrow. I want them massage me everyday I am here for 3 weeks. More lies. So basically, they only get 850-900 baht for everything. LOL. Who is like Houdini? I do offer them these Thai cookies worth 2 baht and they all take a couple. This is the Thais favorite cookies. LOL.

One day, using this same massage line baiting, I got one who said she will do it no charge just for fun. I need to quit using Brad Pitt's pics on my TF. But works so good. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

I'm guessing you're not asian so that could be a big factor. Luckily I'm asian and majority will quite the regular 3 k but did get a few higher quotes of 3-5 which I just passed on. Not sure if you requested BBBJ, CIM and other services could also make them not want to go with you. Yea it's not for everyone. Luckily plenty of other venues for you to choose from.

Have you looked at the history of postings by the OP? It's like a chat bot trying to engage in further discussions or comments and then just disappearing. Reminds me of a the work in language classes where we had to read a short paragraph followed by a discussion question at the end. LOL.

Goes like this. I went to Soi Cowboy and visited Baccara. The girls were plenty. Can anybody tell me what distinguishes a girl from dancing on bottom floor versus second? Please be specific about their looks or age and give me a detail of your own experiences in taking girls from bottom versus other floors. Also don't forget the hostesses. Thanks very much.

LOL.

[Newton York]

It's well known fact that there's a lot of black magic traditions in many cultures across South East Asia and the Caribbean. Any of yous know anyone that can put a curse on me to die? But quickly and painlessly please. Here's what I'm saying. I've prayed to whatever there is out there that I'm more than willing to trade my soul for riches. Satan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, etc. And of course no response.

Fuck god, like there's actually anything out there. If there was, I'd actually see some karma for the people that've done me wrong, or at the very least for the evil people of the world who've done us all wrong. But there ain't shit.

So, if there actually is, and if you know some folks who can pull off this black magic shit, I'd like to die please. Thank you very much. Here's the deal though, and think about the logic of this. If any of it is real, I mean really real, why don't they just make themselves rich with the 'magic'? Let's face it you all, everything, and I mean everything comes back down to money. Anybody wakes up at all to do anything, it's for the next buck. That's it. And if you drill it down further, the money means sex. The entire driving force for the human race itself, is of course sex, and what can get sex? Money.

I don't have the guts to quit my job as much as I hate it, as much as it hates me. And I sure as shit don't have the guts to kill myself, and I'd give anything. Anything, to be able to fuck more chicks.

Any of yous go see some shaman types in Thailand anywhere for curses or luck or any of that shit? Does it actually work for you? Asia and Africa is always seen as very exotic, esoteric places with ancient rituals and traditions, bla bla bla. But let's face it, Asia is way more advanced that America can ever hope to be at this point.

You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

[SubCmdr]

It is my opinion, that most white men that I see are in Pattaya are old, ugly, fat and dress poorly

This is exactly what I wrote. But it appears that you cannot or simply will not read.

Well, to be frank, that is not an opinion. That is an actual fact as far as I see it. At least over half of the white men there fits your / this description. Maybe I'm not sure on the dress ugly. But that's a maybe. I mean, if you fit the first 3 points you made, nothing looks good on you anyway. So dressing good or bad is kinda irrelevant. (Suits are by the way stupid. Especially in this game.).

Pistons agree with me. Now I guess that makes us both racists according to ALLBITCH and his king The-Twat-from-DR. But the The-Twat-from-DR has no basis for comparison because he has never been to Thailand nor visited Pattaya or Cockbang nor plans to.

Perhaps Subcmdr is the one that should be wearing a black hood.

Actually I do have a black hoodie. It is my favorite light outerwear. But I rarely have use for one in Pattaya, Thailand. I place you have not visited as frequently as I have. I do use it when I travel on airplanes to keep my warm. Works out quite nicely. I bet if I wore a Black Hoodie here in Pattaya, Thai people wouldn't get scared and call the police on me the way certain demographic does in my country of origin. Your fear of THE CMDR indicates that you are part of that demographic.

I am not interested in burning anything on anyone's lawn. I am not interested in lynching anyone for the indignities I have suffered at the hand of the overseers of the the government / corporate plantations throughout my life in my country of origin. But, I do like KYC and watermelon. Watermelon is cheap and plentiful here in Thailand. Thais like it too. I bag a the fruit vendor right next to my building sells OUTSTANDING watermelon.

You can order them on Lazada. Have you been there long enough to know what Lazada is?

Lazada is a mail order company available in Thailand. Your question is evidence that you have not really been to Thailand EVER. You see there is an extensive network of Malls and markets where products of all types can be purchased in person cash on the barrelhead, grab and go. One of those products is Thai Gold. I've written extensively about it in the General Reports thread. Perhaps you have read my work. If you ever get a work release pass, that allows you to fly business class from Southern California to Thailand again in order to get some pussy because you are so mother fucking lame as a man that you cannot get laid in your country of origin while living amongst girls that have the loosest slots on earth, I'll take you to one.

Maybe your smoking hot Thai Girlfriend (that I am jealous of by the way) will buy it for you for your birthday?

I'm am certain she will will buy my a bar of Thai Gold Bar. She knows how I love my Thai Gold.

(with your money of course).

How do you know she does that? Have you spoke with her? No, you have not. You have not even filed a report about having a girl anywhere in the entire world for the last two years. What is up with that?

Then you brag to us how your smoking hot Thai Girlfriend (that I am jealous of by the way) bought you a nice, appropriate gift.

You really have issues my man. A report is not a brag. Maybe you feel like it is a brag because no one at all is giving you gifts and you are not getting laid anywhere in the world. So, anytime you read anything in the entire ISG space you have an apoplectic fit.

Pussy does not taste like watermelon, but it is juicy. On those rare occasions when I eat it, girls that receive my BIG PINK TOUNGE protruding and flapping from my BIG BLACK LIPS well they lose their mother fucking minds, announcing that they are goin to come just before they start screaming like a *****. But you wouldn't know anything about that, because the only thing you are eating is your foot each time you sit down at your computer and beat on your keyboard writing your posts about me.

I used to wonder about your creepy focus on me and my activities here in Thailand. But then I realized that you are jealous and not getting laid. Then it all made sense. Yep, I can be a bit SLOW at times.

All quotes by ALLBITCH have been edited to reduce his appearance of absolute stupidity, provide additional interpretation and clarity

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains
Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves
Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda!

They not like us! They not like us! They not like us!

[Mr Enternational]

Its a well known fact that the men who runs the global fashion and modelling business are all gay beta men. And gay beta men always prefer tall weak slim girls.

You made a point and a half with that one. The gay industry guys are telling you who you should like. Speaking of which, I don't understand why ladyboys walk like they are on a runway. Real women do not have all that drama to their walk. Surely they understand that but do it anyway?

[Mr Enternational]

One guy likes thick girls, the next likes them thin. One prefers short and curvy, the next wants tall and skinny. One guy only wants 20 and under, and another turns his nose up at anyone under 30. Implants? Some love, some hate.

Then you have a guy like me who is going to fuck all of them. I hate implants, but that does not mean I am not going to fuck a chick because she has them. I have had a couple if girlfriends with implants. It is the same as I don't like chicks to have tattoos, but I am not throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

[SubCmdr]

Allover's King (The-twat-from-DR), who he looks up to for all things in Thailand and the Dominican Republic has mental issues. Allover's King stated that no one quotes me right after Allover quoted me. It points to the continued mental degradation of his King. As a good subject Allover you should try to help your fellow human being out. Even if he is royalty only in his own mind and looks down on everyone else. Allover be down on his knees kissing the ring of his King (and who knows what else he is doing when he is kneeling before the Twat-from-the-DR.

It should be added that the Twat-from-the-DR has never visited Thailand, Pattaya or Cockbang nor plans to. He posts here only to continue the flame war that he started with me in the Dominican Republic after I advised him that my set up in Santo Domingo este was FAR superior to his Open Air Brothel lifestyle in Sosua. He does not know ANYTHING about the Thailand that he has not read or heard second hand. Anything he has to say about the place is based only on what he has seen on YouTube. He is in essence the definition of a Keyboard Warrior.

Allover is a punk ass *****, mother fucking girly man that has not filed a trip report on having sex with girls in Thailand (or anyplace else for that matter) for months he sits in sex prison in Southern California waiting for his next work release pass so he can fly business class to Thailand in order to get some pussy. In the interim he spends his time taking shots at me because he is jealous of my life and wants to be me.