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[Banana Boi]

PSA. For those from visa-free countries scheduled to arrive in Thailand soon, be aware that Thailand may soon be changing stays from 60 days to 30 days. What that means is that you may need to show you have an outbound flight within 30 days of arrival instead of 60 days.

Source https://aseannow.com/topic/1354939-t...-combat-abuse/.

[SubCmdr]

I would like to make one thing very clear. I am very happy to be posted up in Pattaya. Pussy available 024/007/365 is not the draw for me. The draw is the quality infrastructure. There are those critical. That will say I am always a newbie. A different way to look at it is that I am always challenging myself to learn. That means doing new things. Some view that is negative. For me: ABL. Always be learning. If Pattaya is not your spot. I understand that. It is not a perfect place. There are no perfect places. But compared to the places I have posted up around the would this place clicks off the most boxes for the personal lifestyle options I prefer.

[UglyAzzMan]

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[Explorer8939]

I had a civvie over the other night. She was a bargirl before COVID, but settled down with a Thai husband. After she drank 19 shots of tequila, we hit the bed. And she gave me standard service, while making lots of noise. I guess the ladies think making noise makes the customer cum faster.

Yesterday, the twins came over, one shift at a time. One told me stories about the short time room at her bar, and how, for a 2 girl job, one lady will direct other. Her chief complaint was the size of the dildo the bar uses.

Afterwards her sister came, we hit the bed early, I woke up at 5 am, and the next lady is coming after lunch.

Nobody is coming tonight, though, the Dodgers are on TV in the evening at Danny's Sports Bar in Tree town.

[SubCmdr]

You have plenty of time on your hands when you're NOT fucking!

I sure do. I am having an OUTSTANDING time in Thailand. It is the best place that I have ever posted up in. MUCH better than when I was posted up in the Dominican Republic. The mentality of Thai Girls is SO much better than the girls in Sosua.

We went and took showers and got dressed. I gave her 3000 pesos instead of the 2000 agreed on. She kept begging for another 1000 pesos talking about she has to pay for her breakfast and stuff. I dropped her off next to that Italian spot and she begged for more money all the way there. That made me come to one conclusion about Sosua hookers. No matter how much you give them they are always going to ask for more. Like MB said a couple of weeks ago. Agreed to 4000 and still begged for more after.

I have NEVER had an experience like that since I have been posted up in Thailand

You're spending far too much time abusing the bottle, or whatever it takes to get you through your miserable day.

Like Whoa!

Let's see what it takes for me to get though my day and is it really miserable. Foot massage 200 THB, Thai Massage 200 THB, Oil Massage 300 THB. Those are the prices for one hour. Transportation: Baht Bus 10 THB; Bolt 100 - 200 THB; New Balance shoes 3500 THB for walking to my destination. For exercise everyday I walk along the beach (which by the way is 10 minute walk from where I lay my head on most nights). The place I lay my head each night costs me 1500 THB for electricity on average and 400 THB for water each month. One of my favorite meals (Farang Food) is 365 THB plus 35 THB tip.

"I like to tip. Tipping is great. Tipping made America Great. I am a great tipper. There is no bigger tipper than me. If she gives me a great BJ I will give a big tip. Mind you, if she bites my dick off I'll only give a small tip. I'm not stupid <smirk , but tipping is good. Only stupid people don't see how good tipping is. It prevents your dick from being bitten off. I should know, I still have my dick and it's because I tipped. I'm the world's biggest tipper. .

In on of my favorite restaurants the chef is like my personal chef.

Just one example: A restaurant in the building I live is the same as having a personal chef and a staff to serve me. When I make a new order the Chef will come to my table and go over all of the ingredient in the new dish (something very important for a person with food allergies) along with how the dish will be prepared. There is not a culture of tipping where I am. I am always pleasantly received and well remembered because of my pleasant personality (and my tips).

The amounts some consider to be a waste or that I throw around are insignificant to me. But 50 - 100 THB can buy a person two lunches here.

I wrote a story about my purchase of a golf club. Individuals up in dis * clowned me on it. But I've been on range several times since I put together my rag tag group of clubs. Plan on hitting the course this week. My first opportunity to go on A Good Walk Spoiled.

https://www.amazon.com/Good-Walk-Spo.../dp/0316277371

I just recently posted about the motorcycle riding safety and control. After my first class my instructor learned that you can indeed teach a old SexPat new International Trick.

You're spending far too much time abusing the bottle, or whatever it takes to get you through your miserable day.

You sure about that?

Riding like a motorcycle pro!

[Newton York]

High Season is petering out. I was able to get Bolt with no problem today. More to the point, the ladies are complaining about the drop in customers.

*If* the stock drop continues Monday morning, it's going to be a very quiet Low Season.

I got a feeling the market crash will continue. I got a little bit of dry powder left. Call me crazy, but instead of selling everything like the way everyone else is doing, maybe I might have to buy back in now. MSFT, NVDA, AAPL, etc are all deep in the red, I got no choice but to buy a little more to try to Dollar cost average down. Man, stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I guess we're officially in a recession now *sigh* FML.

I should really be using what money I have left to go back to Bangkok. But I'm too afraid to quit my job, and the company just won't fire me yet. And here I am giving out advice about the 5 regrets of the dying. Welp,"do as I say, not as I do".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_To...s_of_the_Dying

[Newton York]

Sorry for bad English to avoid flakes from few English Tutors.

We are 2 friends late 40;s and planning a backpack trip for 1 month as both got fired from Job. So you can understand our financial pressure.

We are contemplating which will be cheapest option. We were almost sure on Thailand when One Stanford educated American pushed us to Vietnam option, we are confused now.

Our choice is. Massage and average MILF / lady 30-45 aged fucked doggy style. Good Blow Job is must.

What may be lowest cost with Average fun for 30 day trip.

Its our first mongering trip. Thailand, Indonesia, Philippine or Vietnam.

Please help with kind guidance to us.

Best Regards to all seniors here who write amazing reports and we love all. No Hates speeches as fellow Indian, we need to work out Visas as well.

Thailand is your best bet. I'll always say Thailand cause that's what I know best, but I do believe it's the whole package. Not as cheap as the Philippines or Indonesia or Vietnam, but since you're thinking long term, a month's travel, then spread over that time, Thailand becomes the best value for money. It's easily the safest of all the countries in your list, and the food is the cheapest, and you'll be able to find very affordable accommodations. And the per hour cost average for girls will be on par if not better than the other countries. I wouldn't recommend bar girls then cause that's gone up in price these days, nana, cowboy, etc. the barfine cost itself has gone up a fair bit as I understand it. I'd stick to the soapies, not the oilies. Or better yet, visit Phuket. I've only ever done Bangkok, but based on all the reports, Phuket is on average cheaper.

Don't worry about any communication issues. I know the Philippines, everyone speaks ok English, while in Thailand almost no one speaks good english, but we ain't there to have stimulating conversation with anyone. We're there to fuck babes, and the only language you need for that is cash.

Granted, chemisty is important, even for 1 hour sessions, but believe it or not, you can establish if the chick will have good chemistry with you even if she don't speak a word of english. If she's a nice person, chemistry is already 50 percent there. Learn a few phrases of Thai, be nice to her, and bam! You'll have a good time.

I hear ya chief, I'm on the verge of either losing my job, or being forced to quit myself. I know you're on a tight budget, but trust me on this. It's a blessing. You are about to have the best time in your life. Odds are high it'll change your life.

I recommend reading this forum going back several years, on all the tips, reports and suggestions from the forum members here - there's a way to do Bangkok wrong, as I learned many years ago, and there's a way to do Bangkok right, as I discovered myself 2 years ago. Once you do Bangkok the right way, you'll never be the same again. You'll become addicted to Bangkok. You'll never want to leave Thailand ever. It'll be in your blood, and you'll dream of coming back.

Doing Bangkok the right way means fucking at least 2 to 3 babes a day, while not getting too drunk at night. Eating just the right amount of Khao Man Gai and Pad Kra Pow Moo. Though you're there to ostensibly fuck babes, still have a little time to visit places like Wat Arun to just get in a little bit of culture. Cause here's the thing see, you wanna know a little bit of the country to understand how these babes have come to this stage of sucking you off.

Yes, it's sad to be fired. Believe you me, I know. The time I got fired back in the 2010s, that helped me re-start my hobbying journey on a whirlwind 6 year odyssey of fucking working girls from NY, LA, Vegas, Montreal to Amsterdam, Prague, Frankfurt, London to Nuremberg, Singapore, Malasia, China, South Korea, weirdly New Zealand, and of course Thailand. And of all them places, Thailand is the one that really stuck in my brain. Considering I've fucked a pornstar and any number of hot blondes, that somehow Bangkok still draws me in, says a lot about Thailand and the overall vibe.

I'm sure you got a little bit of cash saved up. Don't be afraid to use it. We could all die tomorrow, no one knows. You don't wanna leave this world with money left in your bank account, but regrets in your head. You wanna die knowing you lived it to the max.

Here, read this book before you go, and believe you me chief, you're gonna feel so alive when you fuck your way through Thailand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Top_Five_Regrets_of_the_Dying

According to Bronnie Ware, the five most common regrets shared by people nearing death were

"I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me."
"I wish I hadn't worked so hard."
"I wish I'd had the courage to express my feelings."
"I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends."
"I wish that I had let myself be happier."

Think about it, especially on points 1 & 2.

Also, take plenty of boner pills, since you're in your 40s, it'll help you with the 3 girls a day schedule.

Here, watch this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfqJyKm20Z4
some of the girls you'll fuck are gonna look something like that. Thailand is so full of babes, it's incredible.

Final advice: No one laying in their deathbed ever wished that they had spent more time in the office.

[Big Fatguy]

Sorry for bad English to avoid flakes from few English Tutors.

We are 2 friends late 40;s and planning a backpack trip for 1 month as both got fired from Job. So you can understand our financial pressure.

We are contemplating which will be cheapest option. We were almost sure on Thailand when One Stanford educated American pushed us to Vietnam option, we are confused now.

Our choice is. Massage and average MILF / lady 30-45 aged fucked doggy style. Good Blow Job is must.

What may be lowest cost with Average fun for 30 day trip.

Its our first mongering trip. Thailand, Indonesia, Philippine or Vietnam..

For your situation Thailand is best option there is no other competion for cheap and good service with good looks.

[Oakie]

In Mexico, ladies tattoo the name of their boyfriend on their lower back, so he can see it in doggie.

There's a crazy lady somewhere in the U. K. With my name on her lower back set in the middle of a Canadian Flag! It lasted 5 years.

Likewise my less crazy Princessa has my name and a heart, less obvious, under her right wrist!

And no, I hate fake tits, tats, or that stuff that hangs from a chica's belly button, like spilled spaghetti.

[Explorer8939]

High Season is petering out. I was able to get Bolt with no problem today. More to the point, the ladies are complaining about the drop in customers.

*If* the stock drop continues Monday morning, it's going to be a very quiet Low Season.

[Explorer8939]

YouTube often makes things seem better than they are in reality, but Thailand still has lots of good stuff.

Last night I walked through my local red light area paying particular attention to tattoos. Some Ladyboys had zero visible tattoos while others were covered in tattoos. I could say the same for the real ladies. But overall, you are right. Less tattoos on ladyboys than real ladies.

I don't like tattoos, but so many ladies are covered in them that they no longer bother me. Sometimes there will be no visible tattoos while facing each other, but doggie will reveals that her back is covered in ink.

In Mexico, ladies tattoo the name of their boyfriend on their lower back, so he can see it in doggie.

[HorseTrader]

I have been watching a lot of YouTube vids, because what the fuck else am I going to do while waiting for my flight day? And I have a question based solely on my empirical observations:

It seems that generally LB's do not get as many (or any) tatts as the women. Anyone there who actually knows from experience (unlike me) if my theory is correct?

YouTube often makes things seem better than they are in reality, but Thailand still has lots of good stuff.

Last night I walked through my local red light area paying particular attention to tattoos. Some Ladyboys had zero visible tattoos while others were covered in tattoos. I could say the same for the real ladies. But overall, you are right. Less tattoos on ladyboys than real ladies.

I don't like tattoos, but so many ladies are covered in them that they no longer bother me. Sometimes there will be no visible tattoos while facing each other, but doggie will reveals that her back is covered in ink.

[SubCmdr]

Kicking straight knowledge into your eyeholes!

In addition to my previously recommended book, "A Random Walk Down Wall Street" by Burton G. Malkiel which is THE classic and highly respected economics book on how an average investor should think about and invest in the stock market,

Read it. Good Book. Better books out there.

John Bogle Series

https://a.co/d/eP49V2X

The Intelligent Investor

https://a.co/d/a9TAYYn

These were the most influential for building my stack. Please don't cry for me. But I don't have any money. Since I moved to Thailand, I've spent it all buying gold for bar girls so they will love me long time (unlike a Dominican Prostitute who is screaming - leche popi as soon as stick your (insert size and color here) dick in. I wouldn't wife one of those up. But that is me.

I am on top of a building under construction contemplating if I should hurl myself over the edge. I should have listened to Explorer69. But when one does not have Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds as tools to determine the true intentions of bar girl, you get wiped out like me. Nor should I have tried to compete. ROTFLMAO! Should have just thrown in the towel like this guy:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

ROTFLMAO!

https://youtu.be/xMaE6toi4mk?si=t05j1ZAV2sLviqt2

[SubCmdr]

Why would someone buy NVDA after it has run up nearly 1000% over three years since 2022? Even if you only bought on the DeepSeek dip then you are still up.

No, I am not speaking after the fact. These are two trades that I actually made.

Maybe those who think I cannot ride in the front of the plane need to revaluate their thoughts. ROTFLMAO. I fly in the back of the plane because that is where I feel comfortable. Those with their nose in the air at an angle that will cause them to drown in a downpour because they have two nickels they can rub together can brag all they want about flying in first class. Sometimes when I get a deal I do it too. If they think that is something. I laugh. One time, I was flying first class and a passenger asked me if I could afford the seat I was flying in. I said to them, I can because I am not rich. I said if I was rich I would be flying private instead of on this sky bus with you. They were stunned. ROTFLMAO!

I get paid almost ever trade, in shore, I got it made

[EihTooms]

Lot of effort into propping up the economy in 2024, so certain people would not look bad. That is gone along with all that money. Of course there are a lot of individual stories. NVDA was hurt by the belief that the AI players are set and the demand for high end GPU's is slacking off. TIm Cook has been running AApl into the ground for years and reality is catching up. MSFT is feeling the effect of the world wide recession. Hang in there. I learned my lesson in the late 80's. Had a stock that reached $100 a share before a market crash dropped it to $80. Swore if it hit $100 again I would sell. It took three years but to hit $100 again and I sold. But fuck me if 12 months later it was at $150.

Are you referring to some "props" of supposed Waste, Fraud and Abuse that President Chainsaw Musk has supposedly removed or something else?

Because if that is what it is then it would certainly be astonishing to discover the roughly $4. 8 Billion that he and his team of Hackers have so far been able to document cutting, all of it being by firing Federal Workers whose latest Performance Evaluations were sterling, many if not most being ordered by Federal Judges to be hired back and none of it producing a shred of evidence supporting a claim of Waste, Fraud and Abuse was misleadingly propping up anything in 2024 or ever.

But if you mean there were phony props built into the stock market to make the returns look great in 2023 and 2024 that were suddenly removed starting on November 6, 2024, the day after the election when Trump's constant promises to impose 25%-200% tariffs on our nearest and best trading partners in deals he negotiated during his first term along with promises to mass deport as much legal and illegal low-cost labor as he can ferret out, resultung in one of the weakest post-election stock market rallies on record and further removed starting on January 20,2025 and wildly coincidental to his increased promises to impose the above but maybe not but maybe so and by how much but maybe less but maybe more and maybe not but maybe so, or perhaps something else then I apologize for misunderstanding what you meant and am anxious to hear more about those props.