Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

He responded with a calm, sensible, but appropriate response. Which was the perfect beatdown for you. But I doubt you'll change. It was so good I'm thinking of putting a * next Beach Drone's name.

Please keep your mouth closed unless you like the taste of my urine

I don't read the long stuff and MessBoy is all over all the forums anyway, but is there now some instance of his drinking piss? Where? On Beach Road? Or in South America? Did I miss some cool kink?

[SubCmdr]

Eh, ugly is not acceptable.

I only fuck ugly girls according to others. Now, how they have determined that when they have never seen a girl I have actually fucked in person, remains a mystery.

Especially when money is involved.

Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck!

[SubCmdr]

lies but these are used by falang.

Please review the following quote:

You whacked Subcmndr pretty good in the war of words.

Never happened!

[Newton York]

Regarding out Indian brothers.

They were partying in Avarice last night like it was 1999.

Buying drink and grabbingtheir chosen one.

One girl one Indian. Hahaha.

One thing I notice they and our friends from Ethiopia surely don't care what the girls look like. Ugly is acceptable.

Eh, ugly is not acceptable. Especially when money is involved.

[Allover]

Nice try ya *****. Got your mother fucking ass on a technicality. Validity of the Visa is 90-days. Initial Stay is 60-days. Comes right off the website.

Straight monster dunk in your mother fucking face!

Oh that was nasty!

He responded with a calm, sensible, but appropriate response. Which was the perfect beatdown for you. But I doubt you'll change. It was so good I'm thinking of putting a * next Beach Drone's name.

Please keep your mouth closed unless you like the taste of my urine

[Nyezhov]

I see OverpayThai still spending hours typing his long diatribes. What a sad and pathetic little fuck.

[UglyAzzMan]

Regarding out Indian brothers.

They were partying in Avarice last night like it was 1999.

Buying drink and grabbingtheir chosen one.

One girl one Indian. Hahaha.

One thing I notice they and our friends from Ethiopia surely don't care what the girls look like. Ugly is acceptable.

[Philip Marlow]

They're everywhere!

[EverythingThai]

Oh, this is rich. Punjabi Refund thinks he's James Bond, but all he did was dig up Soi 6 bar photos from Facebook for the millionth time and send them to some random nobody. That's it. That was the grand scheme. Bravo, Sherlock! You sure exposed. Absolutely no one.

You actually thought I wanted your contact info? In your dreams. Next time you fantasize about being in Thailand, just show up instead of playing these pathetic little spy games. You've been running this same tired script for months—it's embarrassing.

And now? You wasted actual time trying to "play detective," And you think you exposed me. To who? The ISG Ethics Committee? The Monger Oversight Board? Newsflash, Refund—I don't care as I'm not playing your stupid games.

However, you're actually not playing the game, you are the game—and you just lost. Now run along. The adults are talking. Yawn.

[SubCmdr]

Nice try ya *****. Got your mother fucking ass on a technicality. Validity of the Visa is 90-days. Initial Stay is 60-days. Comes right off the website.

Straight monster dunk in your mother fucking face!

Oh that was nasty!

[SubCmdr]

Who ever said that "Santo Domingo Este become a red light district?

Actually you did. In a reply to a post to me where you called me a constant Newbie. I pointed out that being called a Newbie not a insult. You plagiarized that from ALLBITCH in a move that shows your lack of creativity.

You are a one country SexPat posted up in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua who has never visited Thailand or posted a trip report in ISG in another country for the last 15 or is it 16 years.

You just shot your bolt with your Philippine lies.

I did not lie about anything. You are the one lacking in credibility. Come to Thailand. Talk shit. Wind up like your countryman I posted about.

I'm not interest any more in combing thru years the dregs of ISG where you post your shit, to find a combination that matches.

In other words you are not willing to back up your lies (excuse me. Interpretations) of what I wrote with actual quotes. Yes, much easier to continue to write your lies everyday here in the RANTS threads for whatever are your reasons to do so.

That's YOUR job, you little weasel, and only YOU have time for that shit!

Actually, it takes second to search using the ISG function. Nice cop out Oakie.

I could be wrong but the only explanation for your obsessive ranting about other mongers, rather than talking about chicas and hoes, is E. The.

You are actually the one with the credibility problem. When you claim to live in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua, when the Sosua Reports thread is jumping here you are posting in the Rants thread in Thailand everyday.

Look outside the RANTS threads. Especially in the User Blogs. You will find plenty of post about me having Sex with Thai Girls. Are you have mental acuity problems again Oakie. You need your Dominican Prostitute to make a medical appointment and take you to the doctor. They speak Spanish in the Dominican Republic. I know you are a advocate that you don't need to. She will help you get through a process that is simple for me when I am in the Dominican Republic.

For those that dont know: Oakie is a lame ass old, fat, gringo/farang mother fuck who has never visited Thailand and never plans to by his own admission. As such that makes him a ISG carpet bagger as an original pussy colonizer.

Currently posted up in the Open Air Brothel where his leader Mr. GoGo (who is a total and complete asshole like Oakie) showed pity on him and told him about the Dominican Republic because he could not get any pussy in Canada where he was living at the time. Working as an overseer for the multi-national wage slave plantation owners he finally got his flow straight and build a stack. He decided to move to the Dominican Republic. He has now had two Dominican Prostitutes that he has wifed up in succession. He lives a quiet life dancing Bachata barefoot with the second Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up, while waiting for Paco the Moto Guy to deliver them empanadas and Brugal for their Date Night every week.

He spends his time here in the RANTS threads trying to convince everyone that Sosua is better that Pattaya. But that is not going well as we have a half dozen posters here in Thailand Forums that have both Sosua and Pattaya (Something Oakie has not done) and declared that Pattaya is better. You will also find him entertaining himself trolling me and being a avid attacker of all anyone who says a negative word about Sosua.

His crew which consists of Coolie Low and AllBitch fights his internet battles for him. ALLBITCH is a homosexual who constantly projects his voyeuristic fantasies of seeing two men together on us almost every post. Ive often wondered if he goes with ladyboys or just pays Thai Girls to fuck him with the strap. He is always embarrassed by security when they pull it out of his carry on when he is on his way to board his flight. He ALWAYS flys business class and has been letting everyone on ISG know it for years.

If anybody has any other rational explanation, I have an open mind!

I know why Oakie is trolling me: ENVY!

Fuck the King! Long live THE CMDR!

[Oakie]

ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints.

Buckle up, gentlemen. It's that time again where we sift through the rubble of another week and a halph on ISG and see who humiliated themselves the most. Spoiler alert: the competition was fierce.

"Fuck Off" Still Running for His Life.

Ah, our favorite budget traveler, Fuck Off. The man who invited me for a sit-down at Thermae only to ghost harder than a Pattaya bar girl after you send the deposit. I guess his grand return to Thailand will have to wait until he's saved up enough for his one lady drink. Maybe if he cuts back to half a drink per girl, we can speed this process up. Until then, he's still screaming into the void about my reports, while his Cambodian slum throne crumbles beneath him.

Punjabi Refund's Crisis of Existence.

It's been a tough week and a half again for Punjabi Refund. The man is out here desperately trying to prove he actually exists in Thailand, going as far as posting other people's receipt photos and trying to pass them off as his own. Next, he'll be claiming he owns Mixue. He even had the nerve to tell Explorer not to doubt his presence in Thailandbecause nothing screams "I am here" like needing to remind people you are here every 48 hours. Maybe next week he'll Photoshop himself onto Walking Street and call it a documentary.

The DR Twat: A Twat With a Heart of Gold?

Well, hell must have frozen over because The DR Twat actually did something good for oncecharity work. I'll give credit where it's due. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and apparently, even an insufferable, self-important blowhard can do some good. But don't get too comfortablenext week, he'll be back in full force, ranting about how mongers need to "return to reality" while he spends his 57th consecutive hour on ISG..

Ah, another long diatribe mansplaining why he addicted, like his butt boy with the BBD, to the multiple posters who's response to him is usually, Fuck off!

A cry for relevancy, as his repetitive, cut and paste inane and platitudinal 'intel" is largely ignored these days. Another cry for attention from the supposedly busy, happy monger in Thailand!

Like his butt boy, a dedicated follower of those who tell him to Fuck Off!

WTF?

Maybe this explains the losers!

"But lets look at a follower a little more closely. A follower is someone who is attracted to something about you, and is always watching what you do as a result. He or she may not even like you though, and may get more joy in criticizing and trolling you than anything else."

So, you should be at least thankful that we provide you with more "Joy" than fucking hoes does apparently.

LOL.

Like his butt boy he knows he'll get a response by naming names!

But what a pathetic way to get a response to his posts, But these days, like his butt boy, his only way!

LOL.

[EverythingThai]

ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints.

Buckle up, gentlemen. It's that time again where we sift through the rubble of another week and a halph on ISG and see who humiliated themselves the most. Spoiler alert: the competition was fierce.

"Fuck Off" Still Running for His Life.

Ah, our favorite budget traveler, Fuck Off. The man who invited me for a sit-down at Thermae only to ghost harder than a Pattaya bar girl after you send the deposit. I guess his grand return to Thailand will have to wait until he's saved up enough for his one lady drink. Maybe if he cuts back to half a drink per girl, we can speed this process up. Until then, he's still screaming into the void about my reports, while his Cambodian slum throne crumbles beneath him.

Punjabi Refund's Crisis of Existence.

It's been a tough week and a half again for Punjabi Refund. The man is out here desperately trying to prove he actually exists in Thailand, going as far as posting other people's receipt photos and trying to pass them off as his own. Next, he'll be claiming he owns Mixue. He even had the nerve to tell Explorer not to doubt his presence in Thailand—because nothing screams "I am here" like needing to remind people you are here every 48 hours. Maybe next week he'll Photoshop himself onto Walking Street and call it a documentary.

The DR Twat: A Twat With a Heart of Gold?

Well, hell must have frozen over because The DR Twat actually did something good for once—charity work. I'll give credit where it's due. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and apparently, even an insufferable, self-important blowhard can do some good. But don't get too comfortable—next week, he'll be back in full force, ranting about how mongers need to "return to reality" while he spends his 57th consecutive hour on ISG.

Philip Marlow vs. The 21st Century.

Poor Philip Marlow. The guy still logs into MSN Messenger every day wondering where everyone went. It was truly a spectacle watching him fumble around the forum, not understanding how technology works. He actually believes I'm creating fake accounts to talk to myself, because clearly, the idea of me having supporters is just too much for his dinosaur brain to process. Someone get him a MySpace page and let him feel important again. Philip, my man, you're out here struggling to grasp the concept of modern technology like a grandpa trying to program a VCR. News flash: posts take two minutes to write. You, of all people, should know how efficient technology can be—after all, you've been meticulously tracking and quoting my every move like a forensic analyst with too much free time. Maybe if you spent less time reminiscing about the days of dial-up internet, you'the understand how the world actually works.

Explorer's Exposé on Pattaya Bar Girls: The Unauthorized Biography.

Ladies and gentlemen, we finally got a glimpse into Explorer's true mission in Pattaya: writing a thesis on bar girl sociology. This guy interrogates working girls like he's doing research for National Geographic. Then, on ISG, he pretends they just offer him this information unprovoked. Sure, pal. Meanwhile, he's also taking them on trips without getting laid. That's right—this guy is out here acting like a Lonely Planet tour guide for women who wouldn't touch him with a stolen credit card. But hey, at least he "knows everything about Pattaya. " Credit: This week's hard-hitting exposé on Explorer's Pattaya bar girl inquisition was brought to you by the world-renowned investigative journalist, Punjabi Refund, broadcasting live from his not-so-secret Pattaya field office (a. K. a. An imaginary Pattaya internet café with free refills). Tireless research, unparalleled dedication, and absolutely zero real-world experience—just the way ISG likes it!

Allover vs. SubCmdr: The Pissing Contest of the Year Continues.

These two should just go ahead and book a UFC octagon at this point. Allover and SubCmdr are still going at it, throwing internet haymakers like their lives depend on it. Every round is more entertaining than the last, and just when you think one of them is out, BOOM—a new five-paragraph post lands, and we're back in the game.

Final Thought:

Another week, another parade of clowns. Some trying to prove they exist, others running from their own invitations, and a few still trapped in 1999. As always, I'll be back next week or so. Until then, enjoy the show, because these guys never take a day off.

[UglyAzzMan]

Strangedt thing. Playpen farang took out a girl- undoubtedly one of the UglieR ones. Hahaha.

Repent next door very decent Girl,. 2,500 her fee.

Attractive girls while Raer do appear on Soi 6.

[EverythingThai]

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

Funny thing is that I've seen them BOTH IRL (Explorer at Maggie Mays with 2 other OGs and of course the Boof at Boofies). And come to think about it, they really sorta look alike. Explorer working away at his computer that day. Probably won't hear from the EverythingBi guy for awhile. He does that when there is a recent post that reveals his IRL image looks like. I'd hide too, if I were him. LOL.

When are you coming to Thailand?

I'm having too much fun eating Mixue ice cream where I am at now. Oh damn, a receipt from the 18th with funny looking lettering and the white Prince Snowman. Not sure what language it is. Anyways, the Punjabi Prince already embarrassed you during COVID when he was in Pattaya for 24 months straight. Not sure why you keep coming back for more. Thailand is my stomping ground. Don't ever deny my presence again. Sorry, what was your question again? LOL.

How low can you bow?

Oh look, Punjabi Refund, the self-proclaimed King of Pattaya, is dodging simple questions like he dodges bar tabs.

"When are you coming to Thailand?" A basic, innocent question from Explorer, asked twice, and instead of just answering like a normal person, Refund spirals into some psychotic monologue about ice cream receipts, BJ offers, and some imaginary Pattaya flex from COVID times. Bro, what?

And Explorer, congrats. For someone Refund supposedly "never acknowledges," you seem to have him rattled. My man really came back to respond to your initial question, like he spent seven days rehearsing a comeback in the mirror. For someone who pretends he's above us peasants, Refund sure seems triggered.

And what's this about me hiding? Oh, Refund, you poor dumb bastard. The difference between you and me? Technology lets me drop posts in 2 minutes and then actually live my life. You, on the other hand, spend every waking moment on ISG, stalking, analyzing receipts, and making up stories about how you're the Prince of Thailand while you sit in a call center eating stolen KFC.

Two minutes of my time vs. Your entire existence.

Actual experiences vs. Your fake Mixue receipts.

Acknowledging reality vs. Whatever desperate fiction you're spinning today.

So next time you're hunched over your laptop, feverishly typing up your weekly drivel about me, ask yourself one thing:

"How low can YOU bow, Refund?" Because right now, it looks like you're flat on your face.