Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Where GFE and PSE Collide.

Dropped into Snow White Massage this week, and once again it proved why it's one of the best.

Experience:

Picked a spinner with a wicked grin. Service? A perfect GFE / PSE hybrid. Started slow, real touching, real kissing (none of that dead fish nonsense). Then once things heated up, she shifted gears like a pro, full-on porn star energy, but without feeling robotic.

No "menu" flashing in your face, no "extra 1000 baht for this, 2000 baht for that". In fact, a lot of extras came naturally once the vibe was right, full access, zero complaints, and the kind of session that doesn't feel like you're watching a taximeter the whole time.

Price:

Standard house fee, decent tip after (because when it's that good, you tip). No nickel-and-diming. No regret.

Bonus:

If you've got even an ounce of social skills, a lot of these girls will offer you more without even asking. Treat them like humans and the GFE cranks up to 11 real fast.

Snow White is still one of the few places where a monger can get the full experience, the fantasy, the fun, and the freaky, without feeling like he's being upsold at every corner.

No surcharge? Last time I was there they were adding 500 baht if you wanted to slip it in the rice exit. Have they repealed that?

[EverythingThai]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.

You're looking in the wrong places if you're just checking Cherry or ThaiFriendly. The type of girls you want — slim, beautiful, younger — absolutely exist in Bangkok.

You'll find a lot of them connected to upscale massage clubs and karaoke lounges in areas like Ratchada and Lat Phrao, places that mainly cater to upscale Thais and Asians who know where to look.

On top of that, you've got places like The Pimp Club, upscale gentlemen's clubs in Bangkok, and massage venues around Soi 22 Sukhumvit where you'll find stunning girls who don't waste time on dating apps. They are in Rama 9 massage shops as well, RCA and also in areas such as Ekamai clubs and Thonglor clubs. They all have white skin as well.

Bangkok definitely has what you're after — you just need better access.

I hope this doesn't sound like reverse psychology and you think we want you to come. There are already too many newbies coming who just jack up the prices and spoil it for the rest of us. Nothing but short fat flat chested old hags here.

"I get where you're coming from, but honestly, every generation of mongers has worried about 'newbies' changing the scene. Truth is, Bangkok always adapts, and there are still plenty of great options if you know where to go. Prices haven't gone up because of newbies; it's just natural evolution in a popular city. Plus, the original poster seems to be after elegant, classy ladies like you find in Dubai, maybe Bangkok's more wild, laid-back vibe just isn't what he's really looking for. " You don't want what he wants.

[EverythingThai]

Where GFE and PSE Collide.

Dropped into Snow White Massage this week, and once again it proved why it's one of the best.

Experience:

Picked a spinner with a wicked grin. Service? A perfect GFE / PSE hybrid. Started slow, real touching, real kissing (none of that dead fish nonsense). Then once things heated up, she shifted gears like a pro, full-on porn star energy, but without feeling robotic.

No "menu" flashing in your face, no "extra 1000 baht for this, 2000 baht for that". In fact, a lot of extras came naturally once the vibe was right, full access, zero complaints, and the kind of session that doesn't feel like you're watching a taximeter the whole time.

Price:

Standard house fee, decent tip after (because when it's that good, you tip). No nickel-and-diming. No regret.

Bonus:

If you've got even an ounce of social skills, a lot of these girls will offer you more without even asking. Treat them like humans and the GFE cranks up to 11 real fast.

Snow White is still one of the few places where a monger can get the full experience, the fantasy, the fun, and the freaky, without feeling like he's being upsold at every corner.

[TConor]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.

I hope this doesn't sound like reverse psychology and you think we want you to come. There are already too many newbies coming who just jack up the prices and spoil it for the rest of us. Nothing but short fat flat chested old hags here.

[Newton York]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.

Those photos are very different than boots on the ground Toto. You'll find most of them tend to look better in real life, while some of them will look much worse in real life. Just like anywhere in the world. And if you have a thing for tall chicks, then Thailand is not for you, cause Asian chicks be short in general anyway. Thailand is well known as a paradise for many good reasons, give it a chance before you write it off based on some photos. And remember, these are the chicks that are willing to show their face. Plenty more, you won't see until you get there. Some of them are stunning beyond words. Granted, I experienced some real stunners too in my Prague and Germany days, but when it comes to overall value for money, Thailand is hard to beat.

[Toto001]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.

[MomoFarang]

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

BBFS "a gogo" in this area. But make sure you are on PREP and / or have PEP available.

[Ranvir 226]

Hi. I am looking for recommendations to try Soapy massage. I came across BkkVice which provides soapy massage. Anyone tried this place? Would you recommend it? Or any other place I should try? Thanks.

Go to La belle.

[Zam007]

Snow white was on my radar as lot of seniors suggested it.

They shared the lineup on line which is same as their website.

Went and checked the lineup and asked for Audi and Anna. They looked pretty in pics but seems pics are like at least 5-7 years old.

I didn't liked anyone else. Jenny was not there So I left.

Now I decided to walk to mango. Went there and it seems that entire street have ladies from different MP's.

Lineup was much better than snow white. Choose kaisyo. She was wearing a 2 piece exposing her boobs and gave an amazing smile.

Service was amazing. I had paid 2900 for 2 shots. Started with shower, BBBJ and fucked her in all positions and came in missionary.

Then she started the massage and in 30 minutes made johnny hard again. I repeated the whole process again.

Post session shower and cleanup.

I went in that lane again and ADDICT has the best lineup and a mamasan that is super helpful and easy to talk to. More on this later.

I need to head out to nana.

Adios!!

What time of the day was it when you visited Addict.

The last few years, I didn't see anyone attractive.

[Newton York]

Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

I agree, the nature of the video has youtube labelling it as 18+, but it seems so arbitrary sometimes. I guess that's the way it is with the algorithm. That's my dream though, to one day make it back to Bangkok, and have me a youtube channel like that.

[SiamMan]

Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

Just to correct some misinformation here about Soi 23. Maybe the massage places before the Tai Pan hotel are therapeutic, but keep on going and you will find loads of massage parlors all along the Soi on the right hand side.

[Paolo99]

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

Soi 33 is full of shit. I just saved you 1 hour.

Soi 24/1: just turn right, enter the soi and voila, you're arrived.

[UncleSam2040]

Hi. I am looking for recommendations to try Soapy massage. I came across BkkVice which provides soapy massage. Anyone tried this place? Would you recommend it? Or any other place I should try? Thanks.

[Plant Smoke]

Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

[Krasinski]

Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

I have been to Bangkok 4 times.

In my experience massage parlours have been the best in terms of pleasure and service followed by freelancers and beer bars.

One thing I observed is the hottest and sexiest girls in lineup, for example Luna in doki doki, their service quality is not consistent, it depends on their mood, they can show you time of your life or disappointment you badly.

But a below average girl (if she seems acceptable to you) will give her best efforts in service and will do whatever request you make.

So we should make a small compromise in the looks and choose wisely as in my opinion quality of service is far more important than looks.

Happy to hear contradictions or suggestions.

Happy mongering everyone!