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[UglyAzzMan]

Last night, I paid a 500 baht bar fine for a lady so she could come to the condo for drinks. When she showed up, she was drinking a Sangsom shot in a big glass of ice water, ie what bargirls drink in the bar. Even less desirable, she started giving me a handjob within 5 minutes. This meant she wanted a quick fuck so she could leave and hit Walking Street for freelancing (because I had paid her bar fine).

This normally would not be okay, but I went with the flow. She was gone by 10 pm, and I had to throw the sheets in the washing machine.

But, last night, I had business to do in the USA (it's a 12 hour time difference) and I got it done after 6 month of fails.

So, the night was not a total fail. Plus, I got laid.

500 barfine is quite low.

[Rajnath]

No kissing provides a intimacy barrier. Respect it and enjoy getting your dick sucked and fucking the pussy.

If you want to kiss, get a girlfriend!

If I could get a girlfriend, I would not be flying thousands of miles to blow my money on prostitutes.

If I just wanted my dick tickled, I would have bought a fleshlight.

I would not say this to a lady but I starve for intimacy and attention. For me, half the experience is supposedly intimate activities like kissing, holding hands, pretend-playing boyfriend-girlfriend and whatnot.

There is no actual intimacy in said activities when someone is doing it with you for money. That is a blessing in disguise IMO.

[Newton York]

Some idiot British guy got himself killed in a Muay Thai fight. Jeezum crow. What an idiot, thinking he's some tough guy farang, going up against real Thai fighters that kicked him so hard in the ribs, it killed him. Ha!

https://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/...eath-in-samui/

All that being said though, he still got to die in Thailand. Granted, it must've been a painful and agonizing end, but he knows he took his last breath in Thailand, Koh Samui no less. That's what counts.

If you're going to die, can't think of a better place than Koh Samui. And if he was smart, he woulda banged at least 2 chicks a day for the entire time he was in Thailand, otherwise, what's the point?

But the weird thing is there's a farang in the MuayThai Federation. What? How can that be? Well, that explains why the British guy got killed. You got to have Thai people, to oversee a Thai sport, just saying. Well, that's another thing to put on my bucket list. I want to see a live muay Thai fight.

There's one in one of them bars in Patpong ain't it? I'll make it back there, even if it kills me.

[Newton York]

Who knows when Bangkok will ever be hit another earthquake ever again? It's just like the boxing day tsunami. I keep missing out on all this awesome shit. It's a once in a lifetime experience and I wasn't there to participate in Bangkok's greatest earthquake event. You guys are lucky.

[Explorer8939]

Last night, I paid a 500 baht bar fine for a lady so she could come to the condo for drinks. When she showed up, she was drinking a Sangsom shot in a big glass of ice water, ie what bargirls drink in the bar. Even less desirable, she started giving me a handjob within 5 minutes. This meant she wanted a quick fuck so she could leave and hit Walking Street for freelancing (because I had paid her bar fine).

This normally would not be okay, but I went with the flow. She was gone by 10 pm, and I had to throw the sheets in the washing machine.

But, last night, I had business to do in the USA (it's a 12 hour time difference) and I got it done after 6 month of fails.

So, the night was not a total fail. Plus, I got laid.

[SubCmdr]

I find it interesting that so call called men who both claim to live here and who also live half way around the world and visit infrequently parrot the same feminist western values that they claim causes them to leave their country of origins in order to be International Tricks.

They make comments about the age of farang visitors. They make comments about the appearance of the girls that go with those old, ugly, fat farangs that dress poorly. Yet, I find the aspect that there is a Thai girl for every farang that visits Thailand to be one the endearing qualities about the place since I have been posted up here. Young nerdy guys, making bank as digital nomads that could not pull a solid 8 in his own country having one all over him in this one.

All the time dude, that's what I'm sayin, Thailand is Paradise baby! You can be as old and as ugly as Danny Devito and still somehow get some poon. All you have to be is farang. Doesn't matter if you have old, leathery, wrinkly skin and look like shit. It's all good. It's a miracle, hallelujah! Thank Lucifer's balls for South East Asia.

This is true!

And how many of these girls are AZZ hole ugly. LOL. Hahaha.

Why do you care if you are not fucking them? I know I don't. As a REAL man in Thailand I am happy for my fellow man because they are happy. They have found a girl that meets the requirements that THEY want. They are not caught up in the fuck shit that causes a person to write something like this:

How many times do you see some lady post a photo on Facebook showing her and her Farang boyfriend. And the guy looks to be 80?

Once again, I have to ask out loud, who gives a fuck if you are not fucking? Who knows, maybe the OP is fucking her and he is pissed he is not on facebook as the boyfriend! The most likely reason that this occurs is because the man in the photo is paying by the month. And the man hating on the photo is paying by the fuck.

I have a friend, that thinks Thailand is too transactional. He lives in another country and supports his girlfriend completely. ROTFLMAO! Ok! I happen to like the transactional nature of relationships in Thailand. Face it all relationships are transactional. It is only the nature of the transaction that changes.

We have mother fucks posting up in here that claim to fly all around the world and get free pussy. They they have to do nothing other than get off the plane, Pull out their (insert size and color here) dick and girls immediately drop their panties and get down on their knees. I call straight male bovine excrement on that. They are giving up something even if is not money, They are giving up their time (my most valuable assets) or emotional energy. So, it is not completely free.

Negotiating the nature of the relationship up front defines the relationship and places limits on the requirements and expectations within that relationship. Personally I like that!

So when I read comments like this:

If any of you read this complete manifesto by this lunatic, you are as crazy as he is.

No one is required to read anyone else posts. In fact, if a individual has a problem with the content of the post of another they can click on the Report Post button or learn how to use the ignore function that is provided by the ISG Forum.

And keep buying gold for your ex-bargirl. I'm sure she'll buy you an occasional gold gift worth 2% of what you bought her you ignorant (profanity redacted).

I cannot help but wonder out loud what happened in the life of the OP to have such hate for the success of another mans relationship when he neither needs to spend the money to buy the gold or fuck the girl in question.

Which leads me to the following question:

Does anyone else out there get a 2% rebate on the money they spend on their liked and loved ones?

If I was to receive a pair of New Balance shoes (gifted to me by a loved or liked one) out of the the New Balance store in Central at 4500 
THB, if I get back 2% of what I give, how much was it that I gave? (This is an exercise left for the reader).

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

The REAL Thailand is the one I live in. I don't need to travel all over the country in order to understand it. I've been posted up here for more than a minute.

One of the things I've learned living in asia, which I must admit is fantastic, is the ability to compartmentalize.

Being posted up in Pattaya, Thailand (REAL?) I have learned the same things. Despite being called new and any number of things by individuals posting from halfway around the world, I appreciate reading the honest perspective of individuals who actually know what time it is.

Asian men and Asian women compartmentalize their lives.

True that!

For many men and women they have a spouse they dearly love, would not leave, and will take care of, however they may have someone or many someone's that they screw.

We are advised of this from many posters when it comes to statements like:

all girls in Pattaya are bar girls

all girls in Pattaya have husbands and boyfriends

all girls have the same objectives and display only one type of personality

The two are completely mutually exclusive.

This should help explain the No kissing policy some Thai Girls have with clients.

More than anything, I like making out with the chick. That I like a lot, in some weird way I feel like it's more intimate. It used to strike me as weird whenever I meet working girls who'd blow me, but wouldn't kiss me on the lips with tongue. More than a few have said they only do that with their boyfriends. And I'm thinking to myself, well ain't that something? But you're blowing me, and we're going to be fucking. I'm going to literally have my dick in your pussy, and only your boyfriend gets to make out with you? Me thinks that's kinda weird.

No kissing provides a intimacy barrier. Respect it and enjoy getting your dick sucked and fucking the pussy.

If you want to kiss, get a girlfriend!

For many Asian folks there is a don't ask don't tell policy.

This aligns with my experiences in Pattaya.

One thing we westerners never understand is that it is quite often the space you give each other in a relationship that makes it last.

I see examples of this posted so much in the Thailand threads it actually gets extremely repetitive and boring.

And the 27,000 includes the gik you claim to have.

Prime example of a westerner that does not get it. The assumption that all girls in Pattaya, Thailand (REAL or NOT?) are bar girls. That there is something wrong with having anything other than a western style relationship. Westerners drag their ways halfway around the country and that narrow minded thinking simply does not serve them well here in Thailand and other countries in Asia.

For many here that are married and still screw others, the extracurricular activities amount to nothing more than riding a roller coaster.

Yes, we have married people posting here talking about the relationships of others, yet seem not to be able to apply the reasoning and insights they share with us when looking at their own situation. How do they know their wife's are not straight getting there backs blown out while they are not their golf trips to Thailand cheating on their wives with prostitutes before and after they head out to the course during their entire trip? Individuals who point fingers better remember that three point back at themselves. ROTFLMAO!

I really believe we westerners have the wrong expectation of relationships.

Respect!

All I can say is you wrote a drop the bat and watch walk off grand slam Mr. Goatscrot!

[Explorer8939]

The guestimate I made about the number of working ladies in Pattaya has been debated so many times that I am tempted to change the subject, maybe to the question of whether prostitution is legal in Thailand.

Okay, time to go, I've got a lady coming in a few minutes.

[UglyAzzMan]

One of the downsides of licking Thai pussy. Some of them have boyfriends who won't do it, so when it happens, they lose control.

If any of you geniuses can figure out how to access the photo geotag, you'll see that it was taken in Pattaya. You can try that with our Punjabi friend's photos and you'll probably find they were taken on a website somewhere.

There's a Palace agogo girl that is Hot who I know would let me Kiss anywhere however much I want.

Yet I just don't. I really don't want to live with Herpes or Hepatitis for my 30 years left of life.

[SubCmdr]

The real accurate truth is that nobody knows how many hookers are in Pattaya. Anybody saying any number is just a guess. You can not estimate how many hookers are in Pattaya.

Curious that you should say that because your statement is spot on!

Per Wikipedia there are 27,000 working girls in Pattaya.

I used google to find the Wikipedia info:

Although prostitution in Thailand*is illegal, there are estimated to be 27,000 prostitutes working in Pattaya, many in Walking Street

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_Street, _Pattaya.

The Wikipedia info references this article:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180111...pattaya-party/

This article was published on 31 Augest 2017. So the information if it is valid is nearly seven years old. But this article does not say where the author got the original number. So, individuals are quoting a number that was originally a guess at worst or where the author did not provide a source at best from seven years ago.

Not my definition of a fact!

[Newton York]

I don't know man, again, remember Michael Douglas. That's the only other downside. And for a minute there I thought you meant the boyfriend lost control and punched you in the arm.

Bolding text!

[Explorer8939]

One of the downsides of licking Thai pussy. Some of them have boyfriends who won't do it, so when it happens, they lose control.

If any of you geniuses can figure out how to access the photo geotag, you'll see that it was taken in Pattaya. You can try that with our Punjabi friend's photos and you'll probably find they were taken on a website somewhere.

[Newton York]

When you see a post like this one where a portion of the text is in bold, just tap on the "Reply with quote" option in the lower right corner of the post and observe how that poster made it happen, what he typed in front of and behind that portion of the text to present it in bold..

The same with text in colors, underlined, in italics, whatever.

Banana Boi's previous post would be a good one to tap "Reply with quote" in order to see what he typed to make those things happen in his text.

Hey, I did it, thanks Eihtooms!.
Let me try with a longer sentence : Earthquake!

Oh man, now I can bold text, I'm gonna go crazy up in here!

[EihTooms]

I have to ask, how are some of you able to bold your text here? Are you typing your reports in notepad and then pasting? I tried, it don't work. And while typing in the text box here, it doesn't seem to give me any option to do that. Weirdly, I can put emojis in here 😀.

When you see a post like this one where a portion of the text is in bold, just tap on the "Reply with quote" option in the lower right corner of the post and observe how that poster made it happen, what he typed in front of and behind that portion of the text to present it in bold..

The same with text in colors, underlined, in italics, whatever.

Banana Boi's previous post would be a good one to tap "Reply with quote" in order to see what he typed to make those things happen in his text.

[Explorer8939]

I often have a lady come over in the afternoon (or go the bars) and then have a lady for the evening. But. I've noticed that my evening activities are constrained by the daytime drinking. So, I am going to try alcohol free afternoons.