Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Turgid]

Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.

Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.

Those guys were drunk. They'll be in a lot of pain in the morning and won't know what happened.

[ElMexicant]

New never seen before girl at gym. Me stretching my adductors in the corner. She comes to my secluded spot. Lays out a mat. Begins all sorts of yoga stretching. Can see camel toe with her tights. Turned off the headphones and this girl was grunting and moaning. Somebody taking this serious.

[ElMexicant]

Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.

Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.

The usual. Drunk. Slapped bar girl. Challenged anyone on Soi 6 to fight. There are 3 parts to the video with one of the guys doing the Karate Kid crane stance on a bouncer and then laughing it off. At least this is was what was spread on social media. Too bad one of the guys had to take a crap load of punches just because he was "aligned" with his dumbass buddy. Choose them carefully.

"Pattaya police have been busy investigating a viral brawl on Soi 6 during Songkran involving various bar staff, security guards, and foreign tourists. According to the staff involved and dozens of witnesses, the highly intoxicated foreign tourists had been challenging everyone to a fight, grabbing staff against their will, assaulted a female manager and bar staff, and disrupted part of the soi, drawing a crowd of over a hundred, before the brawl took place.

Police are urging the tourists involved to come forward and give their version of events, while adding they are searching for them as well. The staff involved have apologized. "

https://thepattayanews.com/2025/04/1...runk-tourists/

[EverythingThai]

Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.

What does this even mean? Ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

Who the fuck cares what you think of the price or appearance of another man's prostitute that he hires.

You just be a bunch of mother fucking KeyBoard Warriors spewing male bovine excrement. Most of ya! You have not seen them (the other mens prostitutes).

Yet you have the mother fucking audacity to make judgments from afar.

Then complain: no more bro code. WHAT THE FUCK?

Whatever happened to: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

Angry I am not.

Calling out mother fucks for bullshit and hypocrisy I am!

Easy now big fella ha ha. The "bro code is a sacred ISG tradition some of us OG vets have from back in the day in Thailand, 10+ years ago. Its not about us telling others what to pay, its about a code ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

You both be bullshitting!

Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.

But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.

ROTFLMAO!

2000 baht per lady is what I recommend anyone budgets. I did say that some days you might spend less, and there is your 500 baht BJ or 1000 Baht ST. Then I said somedays you might pay more and there is your 5000. I have never been asked 10,000 by any girl in Pattaya. Have I ever paid that? Yes. Why? Because I gotta LOL. I get what I want so I pay more If want some particular extra service. That is not just for BBFS CIP though. The extra service in this case for 10,000 +++ involved a lot more than that.

Anyways, so it all evens out in the end. Mother Fucker. Ha ha

So my brother, male bovine...................... Blah blah blah.

[Werqweq]

Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362

Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.

Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.

[SubCmdr]

Spending far too much valuable time here.

Really?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Hey Jokie,

When you coming to Thailand?

[ElMexicant]

Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362

[ElMexicant]

With all due respect, your post cries "remember when" which in my opinion is the lowest form of conversation. I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners. This post is just not realistic.

Anyways, I'm on a mission called" Being realistic" and I truly believe if you are posting things that are not realistic in the forum, it does not help anyone. Of course there are exceptions and sometimes odd things happen. But if its not the norm, and you post it, its not worth even reading as it helps no one. I referring to all of the ridiculous pricing info and other experiences you post that are mostly not current. They are not realistic.These are only my opinions though. Keep posting. Cheers MR. E.

There was a girl who had a day job as a cashier in a bar called Windmill. When she finished work, she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a bargirl in a bar called Repent on Soi 6 and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a girl who had a day job in Central department store and when.

She finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a girl who had a day job in a Russian restaurant on the dark side and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

What is the difference between all the women? None that I had ever been able to tell. They were just all prostitutes that came over all night for 1000 baht. They needed no special titles. Prostitutes do not work only at places where one goes to find prostitutes.

There was an episode where the Simpsons tried to go to the all the Beaches (Playas) on an island. And they were NOT allowed. That was when I come to realize the Simpsons would NEVER understand Playas. To them it was all unreal and fairy tales because the CANNOT.

Just like in the Bette Midler song.

'Cause the players going to play, play, play, play, play.

And the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Baby, I'm just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo).

[SubCmdr]

Who the fuck cares what you think of the price or appearance of another man's prostitute that he hires.

You just be a bunch of mother fucking KeyBoard Warriors spewing male bovine excrement. Most of ya! You have not seen them (the other mens prostitutes).

Yet you have the mother fucking audacity to make judgments from afar.

Then complain: no more bro code. WHAT THE FUCK?

Whatever happened to: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

Angry I am not.

Calling out mother fucks for bullshit and hypocrisy I am!

[SubCmdr]

Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.

I can agree as long as one stays away from the gogo bars 2000 baht should get it done in most cases.

You both be bullshitting!

Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.

But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy!

Statement about the price police

If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police.

Price police performing a raid

I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.

Your honor, I request that you issue a warrant for the arrest of ET Phone Home based on the above probable cause for violation of man law 101 in the first degree (talking shit about how another man spends his money). Along with the additional charge of hypocrisy in the first degree.

Dey be yelling and screaming but it's a tad bit late. Like Nate Dog and Warren G, The Cmdr had to regulate!

[ElMexicant]

So this movie is based on a Thai video game. Filmed in Thailand of course. Lucky ducky me got asked to play an "extra. " Look for the sleeves on the sleeveless guy. Revelations. It's only for a few seconds but oh well. My first step into "stardom. " Njoy the flick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17tBEdfDIs

[Nyezhov]

You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?

Enter Ben Newton.

He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).

Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?

Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.

The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.

Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.