Pattaya Reports

[Master Monger]

There are plenty of food options, and I found them all to be enjoyable. So many expats bring their food with them. You can get pad thai right next door to a place serving bangers and mash. Prices are excellent. If street food and night markets are your thing there are plenty of options.

English is spoken by many. Better communication leads to better outcomes. Hotels can be found for crazy cheap prices. Drinks are also cheap, in the bars and in the stores.

Most girls offered MSOG. One girl discovered there was no condom in the room and immediately offered BB, only asking that I pull out. All gave BBBJ without hesitation. One took the CIM and only complained because she wanted to ride my dick. She eventually thanked me after I got her off with some hard finger banging combined with spanking.

The Soi 6 girls were too desperate and grabby. That whole vibe turned me off. However, many guys are going to love that. Walking Street, Soi 6, LK Metro, Soi 13/1 and Soi Boomerang all had a more relaxed atmosphere.

In a city with millions of people I would not say there are lots of options. The biggest problem I have with the food is the quality of the meat, sauce, and rice is all much lower than it was before. Many restaurants were disgusting or super small portions. My other post lists the good ones but just leave Pattaya. A few places you can eat for $2 but most will cost you over $10. Around $50 if you want a steak.

ENGLISH is NOT spoken by many except old women over 35.

Worst English proficiency I have experienced in a long time!

MINIMUM price for a livable hotel is $20 a night which is NOT cheap in SE Asia. MOST hotels are above $60 a night.

His women are old, try anything he suggested with a girl under 25 and you will probably get limited kissing, a short blowjob, complaining about positions and rushing. The older women have been going without a condom for so long they know condoms are total Bullsh*t. Unfortunately the younger generation have been completely brainwashed and are mostly psycho about using a condom or if you are lucky they want double which means means about $80 for short time no condom at the cheapest. Of course there are exceptions, especially if she let's you eat her pussy and you do a good job, but the normal situation is like the one I have described which has been experienced by me and my 7 mates I am here with in Pattaya. From Jomtien to North Pattaya.

SOI 6 Girls are desperate to get you to buy drinks or take you up to a room above the bar for a 30 minute rushed session with limited service for $80-100 with drinks and room. Pay Attention to the actual number of girls leaving the bar and who they are leaving with. It isn't going to be you.

Bottom line there are no standards in Thailand except in places like Bo Win. Everything you get you have to negotiate for and it kills the whole vibe for me.

Tomorrow is one of my friend's birthday and after that we are headed back to Bangkok. The off to a different country that is really good but I will never share where it is because there are too many evil people reading this forum who want to destroy every good place just like they have destroyed the Philippines and Thailand!

BOYCOTT PATTAYA for 2 or 3 years and it might become good again. No matter what they say 60% of their economy relies on Foriegners so we have the power if we are smart and just stop coming here!

MM.

[JjBee62]

My 8 day visit to Pattaya ended Sunday. There were things which I enjoyed and things which I didn't.

Climate options are either hot and humid or raining, hot and humid. Daily heat index often exceeds 120°F, rain does make it comfortable except for the humidity. I'd recommend bringing an umbrella and hoping for rain.

There are plenty of food options, and I found them all to be enjoyable. So many expats bring their food with them. You can get pad thai right next door to a place serving bangers and mash. Prices are excellent. If street food and night markets are your thing there are plenty of options.

Getting around is easy and cheap, and it's a very walkable city. Baht buses are everywhere and Grab is quick and cheap, wait times of 2-3 minutes.

English is spoken by many. Better communication leads to better outcomes. Hotels can be found for crazy cheap prices. Drinks are also cheap, in the bars and in the stores.

My sessions, on average, were excellent. It's been since I broke up with my last girlfriend since I've had girls kiss like that. Most girls offered MSOG. One girl discovered there was no condom in the room and immediately offered BB, only asking that I pull out. All gave BBBJ without hesitation. One took the CIM and only complained because she wanted to ride my dick. She eventually thanked me after I got her off with some hard finger banging combined with spanking.

The constant calls of "massage ka" were a bit annoying. Walking past 5 spas, each with 5 girls out front all saying the same thing gets old. The Soi 6 girls were too desperate and grabby. That whole vibe turned me off. However, many guys are going to love that. Walking Street, Soi 6, LK Metro, Soi 13/1 and Soi Boomerang all had a more relaxed atmosphere.

Safety and security didn't appear to be an issue. At no time did I feel any undue risk. However, keep your money with you, or locked up, if you leave the massage room to shower. There are some who will go through your pockets.

Overall I'm satisfied with my visit, and may return to give it another shot.

[Downandup]

Has anybody been to this FKK style club on 3rd Road or even stayed at its hotel, eaten in the restaurant.

Facilities look amazing. Karaoke rooms, indoor pool, bedrooms are very smart. Might just have to give this a try on my next trip.

There's been barely a mention of the place since it first opened six months ago so I doubt that it is doing well. By now I would have expected a few reviews and I don't see that. There are a few comments are about the location and opening times but that's it.

[XXL]

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too. People that really know Pattaya understand this.

Just a detail: instead of "Japanese" read "Chinese / Taiwanese".

[Lucky Nuts]

Any recommendations for those top tier gogo clubs? I'm visiting Pattaya for the first time this month. I'll definitely return the favor after my experience.

I usually just go to Palace but XS and Pin Up are also good. Panda used to be very good but I haven't been into the newly remodeled Panda.

All these clubs are crazy expensive for Thailand but that's where the young hotties are to be found.

[JjBee62]

Well don't travel all the way to Pattaya without stepping foot in the top tier gogo clubs to at least see the hotties. And try soi 6 between 5 and 5:30 pm when the girls are just getting started and less aggressive. Find a place with hotties and have a beer or two.

That was my plan, but it fell through. I might do a top tier strip club in Bangkok tonight. Got to get on a plane tomorrow morning.

[Banana Boi]

If you don't like Thailand why are you here? Buy a plane ticket for peanuts and go elsewhere.

Thai girls don't like negativity and I guarantee if a guy starts his evening with a negative attitude before he even heads out that won't bold well.

No matter where you go hobby in this world you will only be as successful as your positive attitude, smile, and how you carry yourself. Prime example is Thermae. Guys walking around staring at girls with their arms folded and not smiling at the girls. Then wondering why he can't pull a hot girl from Thermae. A guy sitting in a gogo bar too cheap to buy any lady drinks then complains that he can't get the hottest girls over an Asian guy.

[ElSexoChino7]

Well don't travel all the way to Pattaya without stepping foot in the top tier gogo clubs to at least see the hotties. And try soi 6 between 5 and 5:30 pm when the girls are just getting started and less aggressive. Find a place with hotties and have a beer or two.

Any recommendations for those top tier gogo clubs? I'm visiting Pattaya for the first time this month. I'll definitely return the favor after my experience.

[Explorer8939]

I have seen this kind of posts all over Thailand several time. 1200 for a fuck gives you a good looking girl on the local market. Whats going on in Pattaya is overcharging. 35 year old milfs asking 2000 is a joke. They would have gotten 600 back in thier home province.

Actually, they would get 0 back in their home province. Because they can't entertain customers back in the village.

There are ladies in Pattaya who advertise on the Internet in Thai at cheap prices, but they are looking for a long term partner. Because ladies pay for Thai men in Pattaya.

[PayForIt]

Has anybody been to this FKK style club on 3rd Road or even stayed at its hotel, eaten in the restaurant.

Facilities look amazing. Karaoke rooms, indoor pool, bedrooms are very smart. Might just have to give this a try on my next trip.

[KrumeLurer]

Well I dunno. She's hiding her belly and her butt from sight. Why? Because of website restrictions? Because she has a poor figure? Some belly fat. Flat butt for sure. Compare with the following (Brazil girl, only for comparison). Maybe I'm too figure-fixated. Nice faces without a hot body do nothing for me. I don't want to deride your taste in girls. What I mean is that discussions to the tune of "hey man you can get top hot girls for half the price you're paying" are useless.

I have seen this kind of posts all over Thailand several time. 1200 for a fuck gives you a good looking girl on the local market. Whats going on in Pattaya is overcharging. 35 year old milfs asking 2000 is a joke. They would have gotten 600 back in thier home province.

[Mr Enternational]

Now every time I came to the bar, Mama and girls attitude has drastically changed, I was getting totally ignored. Mama or any girl would not even look at me anymore. Paid for the drink and left thought maybe they are going through some sort of crisis or something.

Came back again the next day, same thing Mama, or any girl stop talking or giving me protocol.

Familiarity breeds contempt. Nothing but a little diminished appreciation. You are no longer new booty. Now you are just a regular.

[MohdirFan82]

Just got back from Pattaya 10 days mongering trip.

Historically I just used to stick with Tinder, Thai Friendly, Badoo, or Soi 6 quick wang bang majority of the time or BYOB (Bring my own ***** for few days).

This time I did little bit different, mainly focused on bar scene and came across very odd bar girls, Mamason behavior.

I was planning on going to Maggies May on Soi Chalermphrakiat, but saw a cutie in Amon's bar (right before Maggies May) negotiating with Korean client. I went inside the bar and sat on the table ordered beer. Few moments later, the deal fell through, I called the girl to sit next to me, and her name was Chi Chi. Very cute, dark skin girl with great smile. Bought her a drink and immediately mama knew I was into her. She was very responsive, kissing, and all over me I asked mama if she has a room, Mama said room 400 bath, I took her upstairs and had a great session with her.

Came down, and ordered another drink for myself and let Chi chi, go. This Mama was special lady, insisting me for a drink and I said ok. Total bill, 2200 Bath. Best deal.

Next day I back to same bar, Chi Chi was sitting and mama insisting me to take chi chi again, I said no. So she recommending me another girl name NUK.

Nuk was the most accommodating and great fucking machine. First I bought her a drink, and took her upstairs. 1500 for girl and 400 for room. One of the best fuck I had was with this girl NUK.

Bought mama a drink again and another drink for NUK. Paid the bill and left.

Came back to same bar next day, Mama pushing me another girl name YAYA, There are several girls in the bar, but majority of them were not my type. But I picked YAYA, again great session and same price.

5th Trip to the same bar, Saw Yaya, NUK, and Chi Chi, and nothing else catching my eye, so took NUK again for another great session. Bough Nuk, Mama drink again and left.

Now every time I came to the bar, Mama and girls attitude has drastically changed, I was getting totally ignored. Mama or any girl would not even look at me anymore. Paid for the drink and left thought maybe they are going through some sort of crisis or something.

Came back again the next day, same thing Mama, or any girl stop talking or giving me protocol. Amon Bar is very busy, I saw a lot of customers here mainly Falangs, and Koreas.

Again paid for the drink and left, no protocol like first few days.

Dear experienced bar mongers, kindly elaborate what went wrong here? I am still wondering?

[Supmam]

Correct. Only Asians + on top of that often only under 40/50. Racism + ageism.

This is funny because when they reject Indian punters everyone on here all say it's the Indian punters fault. But when they reject white guys. LOL it's racism.

[Allover]

Correct. Only Asians + on top of that often only under 40/50. Racism + ageism.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too. People that really know Pattaya understand this.