Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

LOL. Maybe if it was deep fried with batter but with the Thai spices it had a unique flavor. I'd try it again.

No I get it I've been eating it for 20 years LOL!

[MongerHunger]

Was strolling Beach Road again and something interesting happened. A nice looking FL rolled up on me driving a Honda Click. She stopped and chatted. English was understandable. She asked me what I was doing and I told her that I was walking and checking out the scene and then I asked her where was she going on her motor bike and she answered "I'm going to your place". Wow! LOL. I was impressed and I was game. Plus she was looking awesome with a nice body. Negotiated 1. 5 K for ST and hopped on the back and off we went together. She was a solid "8" on the scale and we had a GFE session. First time I ever got picked up by a FL on a motor bike. It was different but no complaints from me.

[Falcon 95]

I'm referring to Area 53, a bar located on Soi Diana right next to the Nest.

I'm not referring to Area 51, another bar on Soi Diana.

Area 53 is crazy. It is a small beer bar. But one lady drink costs 250 Baht.

I made the mistake of buying one without asking the price.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I'm confused. You refuse a mototaxi if no helmet is provided, for your safety, unless you've been drinking and don't want to waste your time? That's the type of reasoning that constantly gets people in trouble.

Whether a person wears a helmet or not, takes a mototaxi or not, or uses a condom or not doesn't matter to me. However, if your personal safety rules get thrown out the window whenever you drink, you might want to rethink your actions.

Forget it. It's a bit too complicated for your brain.

[MongerHunger]

Don't tell me taste like Chicken LOL.

LOL. Maybe if it was deep fried with batter but with the Thai spices it had a unique flavor. I'd try it again.

[LittleBigMan]

I've tried Gator before but this was the first time I've tried Crocodile. 35 Baht and not bad at all.

Don't tell me taste like Chicken LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

If that chick is queing guys willing to give her 3 or 4 K for ST, why the fuck would she want to accept your lowball 1,5 K offer?

If if was a fifth we would all be drunk. If my aunt had a dick, then she would be my uncle.

There is always some mystery chick that guys are lining up to pay 4,000 baht to. Point one of them out for a change so we can all be in awe of her beauty and witnesses to this fictitious cue.

These are fucking hookers, not rop-rated Michelin star chefs.

[SouthEaster]

To protect my hair. WTF? Protect it from what?

[MongerHunger]

I checked out Soi Honey and here are some FS places available for 1 K-1. 5 K including a 1 hour massage.

Benja Massage.

Princess Health Massage.

Lips Lounge / Ava.

[MongerHunger]

I've tried Gator before but this was the first time I've tried Crocodile. 35 Baht and not bad at all.

[JjBee62]

When I order a Bolt motobike during the day, I specify that I want a helmet, even though helmets are generally disgusting and smelly. I wear a hair protection cap to protect my hair. Two out of three times, the driver doesn't have a helmet for the passenger. Even if he has one himself. So I refuse the ride and indicate in the comments that there was no helmet for the passenger. I also tell the driver that I won't be riding with him for safety reasons and because of the police. Sometimes this makes him furious, or he claims there are no police on the road. I still refuse.

In the evening, when I've had a bit to drink between WS and LK Metro, I still take the mototaxi even without a helmet because I don't want to waste my time.

I'm confused. You refuse a mototaxi if no helmet is provided, for your safety, unless you've been drinking and don't want to waste your time? That's the type of reasoning that constantly gets people in trouble.

Whether a person wears a helmet or not, takes a mototaxi or not, or uses a condom or not doesn't matter to me. However, if your personal safety rules get thrown out the window whenever you drink, you might want to rethink your actions.

[Explorer8939]

I walked down Soi Chaiyapoon tonight, and it was eerily quiet. As in, I was the only Farang walking down the street.

High Rollers was not open at 5 pm, and most bars were empty. A few were closed and up for sale.

In other words, a typical Low Season.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Another thing we know is that Thais would rather risk a 1000 baht fine than to buy a 200 baht helmet to put on their heads. If guys here report paying all this money and giving all these tips to people, then you would at least expect them to take care of mickey mouse shit like a key or helmet so it will not cost them exorbitantly more in the future, but TIT.

When I order a Bolt motobike during the day, I specify that I want a helmet, even though helmets are generally disgusting and smelly. I wear a hair protection cap to protect my hair. Two out of three times, the driver doesn't have a helmet for the passenger. Even if he has one himself. So I refuse the ride and indicate in the comments that there was no helmet for the passenger. I also tell the driver that I won't be riding with him for safety reasons and because of the police. Sometimes this makes him furious, or he claims there are no police on the road. I still refuse.

In the evening, when I've had a bit to drink between WS and LK Metro, I still take the mototaxi even without a helmet because I don't want to waste my time.

[Lanthano]

Though I don't arrive until next week, I had some fun laying the groundwork on TF by getting a month subscription, which has already been worth it.

Plenty of girls on there. Apart from a few that blatantly tried to scam with prices that I think are way out of the range, plenty of other prices I could accept from girls on there of all sorts of ages.

Some girls, particularly young ones aren't very good at english, so it forced me to practice typing thai. (I have a working knowledge of speaking, but writing / typing is a different ballgame. Got to learn some new fixed terms like raya san / raya nan, and thungyang).

My personal preference in Pattaya is to go out, and see what's in the bars and nightclubs. However, in the past TF and Tinder have been some good backup options (the hotel takeout option, good to supplement a failed night out potentially).

In theory, based on what I see here, it's still perfectly possible to organise your partner on here. I feel however that I would be missing apart of the Pattaya experience if I did.

Still can't wait.


@Mongwai: Good point on the moderated part. I wasn't sure why that was popping up but now I know.

Again, as you pointed out, I haven't had any trouble with the moderation. I keep the talk about details in the chat. And well out of my profile, which is sort of ambiguously written in terms of what I'm looking for.

Most of the girls once you write them are pretty clear that they're freelancers. Though a number are afraid that it will get their account blocked and choose to move over to line.


One thing I noticed was, based on the timezone difference, that you have older women that message you in the morning, and then as the day goes on, the rest of the freelancers start coming online. Peak period is around 7 or 8 I noticed, when they like and write at much faster rates.

Can't wait. Those living here have so much at their fingertips its insane.

[Mogwai]

I didn't say anything about p4 p on my profile and that was fine. But in terms of texting, talking about all sorts of things, negotiating. I have not had any trouble.

I think as long as you do not refer to anything related to P4 P in your profile text, you should indeed be fine. I hope anyway that TF cannot (or at least does not) read the messages that their members send each other.

If people make any references to P4 P in their profile text, they risk that they will be put under moderation. Their profile ID will then be changed to 'Moderated' followed by a number.