Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

That can be true, but there are also a few girls in the soi that are super spoiled by Koreans who buy them 50 shots before taking them out on LT and paying who knows how much (plus shopping and fine dining)..

LOL. These Korean tales keep growing and growing. Next there will be a talk of Korean guys buying Mercedes for chicks. The 50 shots you can see. But if a guy leaves with a chick, how would you know whether it is short time or long time? How would you know if he is taking her shopping or out to eat? And you definitely do not know how much he agreed to pay.

[Mr Enternational]

Today out of curiosity I walked across the street to the hotel that's actually apartments with a receptionist, and the sign says "serviced apartments", and I asked details.

They rent by the month, and the smallest one is 35 K / month and is only one room and bathroom, no kitchen, probably it was a hotel before.

I think that's kind of expensive,

That is ridiculously expensive. I have never heard of one costing that much. There are tons of places like that though. If you see "apartment" then that is what it is. I live in one. You can pay 500/ day or by the week. You can also pay monthly. Or like me you can have a long term contract. Mine is a 1 year contract so I pay 4500/ month. I made my own kitchen during covid since I had a taste for stuff like grilled cheese and steak and most places were closed. The difference in "apartment" and "condo" is that condo has at least a stove and sink for cooking.

[UglyAzzMan]

That can be true, but there are also a few girls in the soi that are super spoiled by Koreans who buy them 50 shots before taking them out on LT and paying who knows how much (plus shopping and fine dining). Those won't be going for a 1 drink + 2 k ST because they know Koreans are lining up for the "privilege" to s̶I̶m̶p̶ be with them.

These Mythical Korean Men.

MeThinks most are like us. Price Matters.

[Old And Ugly]

Your definition may vary. Short and curvy to me means they have an ass and tits. They also may have a love handle or two, but their waist will be much narrower than their boobs and ass. I would not call them fat. There are lots of fat girls in Thailand and their waist will stick out as far as their tits. To be honest my definition of fats varies with how long I have been in Thailand. If I just arrived from the USA they will all look slim, LOL. The longer I am in Thailand the more my definition of fat changes.

I like only skinny, bordering on athletic, and tall if possible, therefore I'm ok with small size tits, because that's the norm on this type of body, if the tit size is bigger I like it of course, but that's not a must. Everything that exceeds that is chubby or fat to me, and I don't want it unless I'm somehow forced by the circumstances like it was yesterday morning when the girl from TF showed up, was pretty, the one from the pics, but chubbier. What was I supposed to do, lose all that time I invested into the rendezvous? And I didn't had a clear picture until we were naked, kissing and aroused.

Today my first session was at 1 pm, with a shy student from TF, I chose her for her unappealing profile pic, where you can kind of guess that something is hiding underneath the wrapper. I was right: great body, angelic face but no tits, mine are bigger.

I think was her first job, she came with a hat, mask and fake glasses on, and she was kind of shacking, and had a tremor in her voice. After we started fucking she came back to normal. Condom, 1500.

I don't know if I can squeeze another session before leaving for the airport later on.

[Intrepid123]

Man you do not know that shit. You know how many women are single because guys assume shit and do not bother? The same as every guy on here likes different things in women, those chicks like different things in men. You can not assume that because a chick is known for x then she will not go for why. She might be sitting there the entire time hoping a guy like you would approach her. Hell you might end up fucking the chick for free while everybody else pays 5000 baht. Don't count yourself out before you even get in the game.

That can be true, but there are also a few girls in the soi that are super spoiled by Koreans who buy them 50 shots before taking them out on LT and paying who knows how much (plus shopping and fine dining). Those won't be going for a 1 drink + 2 k ST because they know Koreans are lining up for the "privilege" to s̶I̶m̶p̶ be with them.

[XXL]

Finally agree with this guy on something. I think many people are having false memory if they say the prices are different from season to season. The only difference is the amount of tourists in town. The prices stay the same.

I know low season has hit Pattaya when I see the price of 1-hour foot massage drop to 200 baht (outside Beach Road, where it will drop to 250).

[AggieDad1]

1,000 for Vegetable Lady sounds legit. Hahaha 🤣. Haha.

Can you guys show Faces. Price begins with Facial.

P.S. Is short and Curvy aka Fat?

Is tall and curvy akaFat?

Your definition may vary. Short and curvy to me means they have an ass and tits. They also may have a love handle or two, but their waist will be much narrower than their boobs and ass. I would not call them fat. There are lots of fat girls in Thailand and their waist will stick out as far as their tits. To be honest my definition of fats varies with how long I have been in Thailand. If I just arrived from the USA they will all look slim, LOL. The longer I am in Thailand the more my definition of fat changes.

[Old And Ugly]

Today out of curiosity I walked across the street to the hotel that's actually apartments with a receptionist, and the sign says "serviced apartments", and I asked details.

They rent by the month, and the smallest one is 35 K / month and is only one room and bathroom, no kitchen, probably it was a hotel before.

I think that's kind of expensive, especially for 1 room, not on the beach, the hotel where I'm staying is cheaper, has big rooms, and probably if rented by the month is most likely to cost even less that the 800/ day that I'm paying now for a deluxe room. The girl from early morning was not lying about the 82 yo boyfriend, because in no way can she afford that. Maybe he's paying her rent, or they live together there. I still don't understand the 1 K massage at 3 am.

[UglyAzzMan]

Oppas Bar. Wow. What a Head turner. Looked Mixed. Not for Indian s I presume. Hahaha.

Might have to get a 75 baht drink there. Yes she was Hot.

[UglyAzzMan]

1,000 for Vegetable Lady sounds legit. Hahaha 🤣. Haha.

Can you guys show Faces. Price begins with Facial.

P.S. Is short and Curvy aka Fat?

Is tall and curvy akaFat?

[Old And Ugly]

Well since the talk is about Chinese, I asked my girlfriend why these chicks always wear pajamas outside then have to go back in getting in the bed with clothes they wore outside. She said it is a poor Chinese thing. Poor people can not afford pajamas, so it is kind of a status symbol to go outside showing people they have pajamas.

In US I think is because the girls are too lazy to change when they go short shopping at Walmart after midnight.

When I stepped out of the hotel there was a short girl exiting the hotel across the street, and she was walking in the same direction, so being the only 2 souls on the street, I asked her where she was going, and she said to the pharmacy next door, but the place was closed, I suggested 7-11 around the corner, while walking I asked what she was doing in the hotel, if she's a tourist or she's visiting someone, but she told me that's not a hotel, is apartments and she lives there, next she asked about me, and I said that I'm looking for a masseuse, and jokingly I asked if she knows how to give massages, and if she's willing to give me one, the answer was yes, how much you pay? That answer triggered the next question: for 1000, are you going to give me a naked one, she said sure, but no boom boom. Ok anyway I was tired.

After 7-11 where she bought something for face washing with vitamin see and baby oil, she grabbed my hand and we came to my room, tiny little thing, with well proportioned but small body, and full of tattoos, also a geriatric like the one before her, around 30 but for massage was ok. She spoke well english, told me that she has an american boyfriend for 7 years now, and he's 82 yo.

She gave an unexpectedly good strong massage, and after she played with my dick for a while, she asked me to lick her pussy, weird request out of nowhere, but I obliged, she came twice, then got dressed got paid and she left. Weird. No pics. And now is 4.30 am.

[Mr Enternational]

Well since the talk is about Chinese, I asked my girlfriend why these chicks always wear pajamas outside then have to go back in getting in the bed with clothes they wore outside. She said it is a poor Chinese thing. Poor people can not afford pajamas, so it is kind of a status symbol to go outside showing people they have pajamas.

[Old And Ugly]

The average Thai woman is short and "curvy". The taller and slimer they are the higher the odds of then not actually being a woman. We used to joke when I worked in China that Chinese girls were always hungry. Thai girls are the same. They eat a lot. LOL.

Filipinas are the same, their favorite is Jolly Bee, spaghetti with ketchup. About the height: lately allover SEA girls are getting taller, it must be something in the food, also their feet are getting bigger, making it impossible to use it as a warning sign, my GF in PH is tall and her shoes are one size bigger than mine (but narrow), also my first wife which was taller than me had bigger feet than mine, I wear 41 W. When I grew up smaller feet were a normal feature for the ladies.

[Mr Enternational]

I've never Experienced this. Prices remain Static no Matter what season.

My Hotels don't raise prices in low season either.

Finally agree with this guy on something. I think many people are having false memory if they say the prices are different from season to season. The only difference is the amount of tourists in town. The prices stay the same.

[Old And Ugly]

Geriatric is usually considered 65 yrs and older. You said she was in her 40's.

Joking. Everything over 30 should be considered geriatric, when mongering.

But tonight I did it again, I fucked a 35 yo lady selling produce from Isan. I passed her cart, and I had to fend an incoming car on a narrow street, I don't know the Soy nr. And bam! When I saw her body that was hiding behind the cart, tall toned, nice butt, nice boobs, my brain froze, I continued walking, then I turned around and walked back to her, waited until a customer finished buying some green leafy stuff, and with the risk of being slapped or yelled at, I made my move, first a compliment, then some chitchat as much as her english permitted then I asked her directly if she wants to go with me to my hotel, she was giggling then said yes. Left the cart with the lady selling dry fish next to her, and she told me that she needs to be back by 4 am when they go back to wherever they stay overnight. Was only around 9 pm, so that was no problem. We didn't talked money yet, but in the jeepney / bus on the way to the hotel she asked how much I'm going to give her, and I was going to say 2 K, but she continued saying 1 K, I said yes of course. She's a 35 yo farmer from Isan, no kids, no husband, (looked 25 to me) comes to Pattaya to sell produce, and stays 1-4 days until she sells everything then goes back, and returns next week, or after a week, I didn't get it exactly.

When unwrapped she had an amazing toned and tanned body, and when she let her hair down it was like a dream come true. She fucked me like there is no tomorrow for hours, moaning and saying something in thai. She liked to kiss a lot and was sticking her tongue in my mouth, which is ok. , but it feels weird because that's my job. I think this one was the best one so far despite her being a geriatric. I didn't ask, but I suspect she wasn't properly fucked in a long time. No condom mentioned.

I gave her 2 k for the amazing performance. She just left not long ago, around 1 am, and I'm thinking to go get a masseuse and bring her in my room for a relaxing naked massage (she needs to be naked also) no sex, then go to sleep, I'm also hungry, but I shouldn't eat this late. While in TH I constantly have this fear of the masseuse being a LB if she looks too good. On TF I have 16 unread messages, but I didn't opened them.