Pattaya Reports

[Lars123]

Regarding my own experiences, it's fun at first. Then, it became hell sooner or later.

Exactly my point. Never again. Did it twice. Disaster. Hell.

[Lars123]

I think this pretty much covers my needs for a 3-day visit! Thank yoiu!!

I did not know BJ bars still existed in Pattaya. Thank you for the advice.

[Axel Heyst]

Not even close Jay, Go Go-wise because Pattaya has some outstanding Go Go's filled with lots of really attractive, young, girls. And they don't come cheap!

Windmill and KINK are bawdy alright and far lewder than anything I have seen in Whiskeria 4 x4 in Rio which is a very bawdy bordello, but the quality of Windmill / Kink girls is simply atrocious. Meaning, I have never seen one fuck worthy girl in either place! But I guess everybody has their own idea of what beauty is and probably more importantly, everybody has a different limit on personal spending.

So, check out Windmill at some point in your trip, just for a laugh and to say you were there, then head over to places like Pin Up, XS, and Palace where the prettiest girls in Pat Go Go's work. The difference in quality is mind blowing. Your welcome,

A. H.

[JayWonEm]

Agogos

Windmill and KINK.

Getting my dick sucked

Daytime: Honey Lounge; Afternoon: Club Excite; Night: Lips Lounge.

Gentlemans Clubs

Heaven Above; Club Fate; Kinnaree; Cat Flaps (closed); Kings Club; Babylon Lounge; Voodoo Club; Play Girls; Red Hot Blue;.

Locations

Soi Honey; LK Metro; Soi Boomerrang (and the street right next to it has bars with hot girls in them); Soi Pothole; Not my style, but don't sleep on the Soi Bong Koch (13 different GCs).

To have a drink

The Cocktail Car (AKA The Bus Bar) at the corner of Tree Town and Soi Buakhao.

Not an exhaustive list!

I think this pretty much covers my needs for a 3-day visit! Thank yoiu!!

[SubCmdr]

Plus the Mexican food is lacking in taste.

I like the taco stand in the food court next to the Bus Bar AKA The Cocktail Car. There is also Mike's Mexican. Good food but expensive. Only worth it to me when I just have to have my Mexican fix. I find many of Italian Restaurants to be lacking. I can cook a better Italian meal than most just buy watching the Chef Videos on YouTube. There is one that is excellent Frankie's Inn but you are not going to get out of there for less than 1000 for a bowl of pasta and a salad.

In my opinion, If you really want good food Cockbang is the spot. The restaurants are on a completely different level up in that *****. But you better have a stack and be ready to spend it!

[SubCmdr]

Agogos

Windmill and KINK.

Getting my dick sucked

Daytime: Honey Lounge; Afternoon: Club Excite; Night: Lips Lounge.

Gentlemans Clubs

Heaven Above; Club Fate; Kinnaree; Cat Flaps (closed); Kings Club; Babylon Lounge; Voodoo Club; Play Girls; Red Hot Blue;.

Locations

Soi Honey; LK Metro; Soi Boomerrang (and the street right next to it has bars with hot girls in them); Soi Pothole; Not my style, but don't sleep on the Soi Bong Koch (13 different GCs).

To have a drink

The Cocktail Car (AKA The Bus Bar) at the corner of Tree Town and Soi Buakhao.

Not an exhaustive list!

[InsolentSpike]

So question #1, how did their online photos compared to their real selves?
Number #2 question, were most of the girls straight working girls or part timbers?

1. Great Question. Almost all the girls looked exactly like their photos BUT one did show up and was clearly about 20 lbs heavier LOL I still had a session with her but I definitely felt catfished LOL.

2. It was mostly clear working girls. Some from bars and others that freelance exclusively. I did have one or two who claimed to work off of Thai Friendly only once or twice a week.

I am also a one girl a day now as I am getting older so I understand your concern. Thankfully I was always able to find a backup girl in case. I still went with the clearly heavier girl but if it was 50lbs or more than I likely would have sent her packing lol

[InsolentSpike]

Thank you for the very detailed and informative trip report InsolentSpike.

Respect!

Thank YOU to the Legend SubCmdr!

[Explorer8939]

Pattaya is very crowded now, but most bars have few customers.

Pattaya is crowded due to Thai population growth, lots of people moving from Isaan to Pattaya. And there are mass numbers of Indian tourists.

But few Westerners, which is bad for the ladies.

[Explorer8939]

I came to Pattaya fresh off of my Jakarta Trip June 2025 (Report was posted).

Pattaya was on my radar for as long as I can remember.

Finally in late 2019 I made arrangement to visit the following summer.

We all know what happened that fateful summer.

Five years later and I finally made the plunge.

I have to give credit to my good friend Gabacho (he went summer 2024).

Guided by Gabacho, I stayed in North Pattaya on Soi 4.

July 1 I flew from Jakarta to Singapore then to Bangkok.

Due to a plane delay, I did not make the last bus and had to use Grab.

The Grab at 1 am was 1600 baht.

As I got closer to Pattaya I couldn't believe it when beach road appeared.

I remember watching videos of beach road as a kid LOL.

Gabacho guided me on lady prices and that helped me out immensely.

By staying in the North, I was close to any area that I needed..

Nothing like Hong Kong bar in Pattaya. Plus the Mexican food is lacking in taste.

[LittleBigMan]

A little help.

I am returning to Pattaya after a 10-year hiatus. I have been going there since 1978 on a regular basis.

But after 10 years, I have a few questions:

I have always went to the dark and raunchiest clubs, like X-Zone. Do some of those clubs still exist?

Blow job bars and dart show place; where?

My favorite Gentlemen's Club was Kinnaree Place; any place better.

And yes, I RTFF forums.

For years, I depended on posts from LittleBigMan, Mr E. , and Horse Trader.

Anyone, please chime in with your thoughts.

Tijuana.

Sadly, X-Zone is gone so is the other clubs on Soi 15, even the seafood restaurant across is gone. Pretty much from Baccarra on down majority are Indian clubs.

As for Kinnaree, it is still there and in my opinion still the best for me although my last visit being low season the picking was really low in numbers even for a Saturday when Pork ribs and Brisket is on the menu. In high season I found the last Saturday of the month has the greatest choices since many Freelancers that normally don't come during the month do to get rent money creating alot more choices. Food now I think 499 but if you spend more than 1100 baht the meal is free, rooms are 350 and ST is now 1500 baht.

As for ping pong shows I've long been out of touch see one seen them all! But on W. S. Outside Soi Diamond there are bunch pushing for the sex shows but don't venture into the Russia clubs. You might give places like Windmill, LK Metro, Kinks, Soi Boomerrang, you got places like Heaven Above, bunch of GC on this Soi, you got on Soi Lengkee, near the corner of 3rd road, La Post kind of like Telephone, Soi Pothole which is now paved the Soi known close to Soi Exite, is like the new Soi 6, lots of GC, like Maggie Mays, mentioned a lot here, another OXO?

Good luck,

[TomJackin]

I have always been a fan of Telephone Bar, Soi 2 South Pattaya Road. They have a facebook page too. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100051592045486.

Thanks for the information.

That's funny because for years I relied on your posts of Tijuana. Once I made a Tijuana post about a squirter from Hong Kong and the next post was you providing a picture of soaked bedding, perhaps from your encounter with the same girl.

I'm no expert on Pattaya, but I can fill you in regarding BKK, Chiang Mai, Samui, and some other places. For Pattaya, I recommend MrE and LBM who have proven reliable and accurate.

Thanks for jarring my memory on the squirter; that was funny. Also thanks for the ThaiFriendly recommendation.

[TomJackin]

There is an entire User Blog Covering Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs along with venues where it is possible to get your dick sucked as a separately priced service. I rely on my own information as I have not found another poster up in dis ***** that contributes as much on the subject as I do.

Note, Cat Flaps is temporally closed due to a recent fire and is still under renovation.

Always enjoyed your extensive and detailed trip reports everyplace you have posted them!

Yes, I do RTFF.

I appreciate you spending a lot of time and providing useful information on your reports.

Cap Flaps. Noted.

[Andres901]

I came to Pattaya fresh off of my Jakarta Trip June 2025 (Report was posted).

Pattaya was on my radar for as long as I can remember.

Finally in late 2019 I made arrangement to visit the following summer.

We all know what happened that fateful summer.

Five years later and I finally made the plunge.

I have to give credit to my good friend Gabacho (he went summer 2024).

Guided by Gabacho, I stayed in North Pattaya on Soi 4.

July 1 I flew from Jakarta to Singapore then to Bangkok.

Due to a plane delay, I did not make the last bus and had to use Grab.

The Grab at 1 am was 1600 baht.

As I got closer to Pattaya I couldn't believe it when beach road appeared.

I remember watching videos of beach road as a kid LOL.

Gabacho guided me on lady prices and that helped me out immensely.

By staying in the North, I was close to any area that I needed.

Background Information:

I am a dark skinned Mexican American.

Have mongered in Germany, Tijuana, Medellin, Jakarta, Sosua.

While in Pattaya I exclusively used Thai Friendly.

Almost every single girl that came to my apartment was surprised by:

1. That I was staying alone LOL.

2. That I could pass off as Thai (I feel this might have helped).

I spent time with more than 20 lovely ladies off of Thai friendly.

All of them were 1200 for short time and at least half asked to repeat.

Girls that countered a higher fare were told no thanks.

My very first girl was a cute 20 year old who hopped on me raw LOL.

Let's just say I lasted about a solid 5-6 thrusts LOL.

In all, I had a great time in Pattaya. My 2020 trip was finally realized.

For food, I shopped at Big see Central Marina and the SoHo Crispy Pork Vendors.

I have used Thai friendly in the past but when I have video called the girls, they were ugly. Their images were very pretty. So question #1, how did their online photos compared to their real selves?

Number #2 question, were most of the girls straight working girls or part timbers?

I'm heading to Pattaya in August and got a hotel on beach road for the main purpose of picking up girls from the straight. I like to see them in person and talk with them before I decide to take them for a short time. These days, I can only do one at night so if the girl is terrible, I wasted my night.

Sounds like you have a good trip.

[SubCmdr]

I have to give credit to my good friend Gabacho (he went summer 2024). Guided by Gabacho, I stayed in North Pattaya on Soi 4.
July 1 I flew from Jakarta to Singapore then to Bangkok. Due to a plane delay, I did not make the last bus and had to use Grab. The Grab at 1 am was 1600 baht. As I got closer to Pattaya I couldn't believe it when beach road appeared. I remember watching videos of beach road as a kid LOL. Gabacho guided me on lady prices and that helped me out immensely. By staying in the North, I was close to any area that I needed.
Background Information:
I am a dark skinned Mexican American. Have mongered in Germany, Tijuana, Medellin, Jakarta, Sosua. While in Pattaya I exclusively used Thai Friendly.

Almost every single girl that came to my apartment was surprised by: 1. That I was staying alone LOL. 2. That I could pass off as Thai (I feel this might have helped).

I spent time with more than 20 lovely ladies off of Thai friendly. All of them were 1200 for short time and at least half asked to repeat.

Thank you for the very detailed and informative trip report InsolentSpike.

Respect!