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03-15-26 20:28 #635Senior Member

Posts: 3538Analogy and Truisms
I think Anaggie was on the right track with the analogy but of course analogies are imperfect. The real problem tho is when people think he is talking about individual girl quality. And refute that argument with same girls work at both.
The analogy is NOT about the girls per se. It's about the overall experience. I think hotel brands might be a better analogy. Because it's about the experience. Also whereas I don't drive a Chevy one day and a Mercedes the next, I do vary my hotel stays based on whether I am looking for a top end experience like the JW or a moderate priced one like the Fairfield Inn.
I would say that Scan the JW. And casarao used to be the Fairfield Inn. But since the remodel it's now a Sheraton or Marriott. Scan it is not but it's pretty damn nice now and I like it a lot. As Cane says do both. When I want to feel like the king of the world I go to Scan. When I want to fuck a pretty girl for less I go to Casarao. I often do both the same night.
I will state the following things that I think most people will say are factual:
1. Scan is a much larger club with more varied environments to socialize in.
2. Scan is considerably more luxurious than Casa.
3. There are on average more pretty girls at Scan than Casa.
4. A gem can be found at either. A dud can be found at either.
5. Improperly negotiated a Casa girl is more likely to try to CBJ you than a Scan girl.
6. Service at Scan is far superior if u buy a bottle. The waiters are top notch. And there is no such thing at Casa. Only bartenders.
Again I am not saying Scan is better. Casa is better in CPF any day. They both have their place and both are great. And seriously Casa used to be Fairfield Inn and is now Marriot (ish). If you haven't been since the Reno you should def go.
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03-15-26 19:57 #634Senior Member

Posts: 439It's different. Some of the same girls that work in Scandolla work at Casarao. A Mercedes and a Chevy are two different cars. The cars are built using parts. You can't use a Mercedes headlight and put it in a Chevy. But the same exact girls work in both spots. I goto both.
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03-15-26 06:41 #633Senior Member

Posts: 8335It's Mental
This is actually a bad example and not based in the reality of the situation at hand. First of all, you're dealing with seasoned mongers here who know full well that paying more for sex does not somehow equate to better quality. Nobody here even made a hint of a suggestion for that proposition. The fact is that virtually all of the guys here who write reports like to utilize many of the less costly sources for procuring pussy too. That's recognition that the best quality doesn't always come with the highest expenditure. Second, the spread in price we're talking about, say between Scandallo and Casarao, is not $750 like in the example you gave. It's not anywhere even close to that! Not even (unless you're in there buying girls all kinds of drinks and expensive bottles, but that doesn't have to be). No, it's typically much more marginal, leading me to the same central conclusion. If someone doesn't want to go to Scandallo only because of the money, and they constantly try to bring up every other kind of false reason for why the club sucks (attempting to obscure the real reason which is the money), then yes they're just being a Cheap Charlie. If you have solid disposable income, and most guys who travel to monger abroad do, then the difference in cost between the two isn't going to come close to breaking the bank. Not even. It's the way you think about things, wherever you got those beliefs from. And thus, the mentality that Anaggie notes. Why go to a nice restaurant when I can get full at McDonald's? Why drive a Lexus when I can roll a Hyundai and get to the same place? And why be "stupid" and wear a Rolex when I can wear a Timex and see the same time (do they even make those anymore)? Yep, being a Cheap Charlie is a mental thing, which can influenced by not having strong disposable income (understandable in this case), but not always. A guy (the traveling international trick) can have a lot of money relative to most people and still be a Cheap Charlie. Because that's his mentality. It's how he thinks. And you become and act how you think. Think like a Cheap Charlie, and that's who and what you are. Whether you have strong disposable income or not.
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03-15-26 04:34 #632Senior Member

Posts: 570Here we go again.
Originally Posted by OkSwimmer5517
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Why eat fine dining when McDonalds fill you up?
Why drive a Mercedes when a Chevy gets you to your destination?
Why wear a Rolex when a Timex tells the same time?
At the end of the day. To each his own.
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03-14-26 09:28 #631Senior Member

Posts: 8335Why choose?
I say why choose? If you like both, then patronize both for what they are and what they offer. It's like trying to pick between Sampa versus Rio. I can't. So, I always go to both places. Same with Casarao and Scandallo. Go to both. And do the clinicas in the daytime if that catches your fancy too. Do it all!
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03-14-26 01:29 #630Senior Member

Posts: 85Why do people pay for scandallo when Casarao exists? Are they stoopid?
Casarao has come a long way since I visited a few months ago, rooms are nicer and renovated with Bluetooth tablet controlling Ac and music with built in wall speakers. I also saw some scandallo girls there. 100-150 women. Casarao underground bar is nice and also girls are dressed nicely and are just as hot. Also there is 30 min pricing in Casarao unavailable in Scandallo. Are we unnecessarily overpaying in Scandallo for similar girl and service quality? I understand the girl quality in Scandallo and it's fair to pay for a unicorn but the entry cover + room rent is out of control. I just had a 3-way with 2 girls in scandallo and I was charged 2 x the room rent. Dude I only used 1 room.
High quality girls who are good enough for scandallo are available in Casarao because the schedule is flexible unlike Scandallo that forces them to come in 5 days / week.
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03-12-26 22:10 #629Regular Member

Posts: 286Medellin vs Sao Paulo
The question of Colombia vs Sao Paulo gets asked occasionally on the forums. I've also asked the question before coming to here, so I think it's helpful to add one more voice to the conversation. I'll also limit this comparison between Medellin and Sao Paulo since they're a better direct comparison IMO than Bogota vs Sao Paulo.
The last two weeks I've tried to get as many data points in this city as possible, but it is still a newbie impression. All prices are standardized on 1 HR BBFS outcall to my apartment.
Mid-range: prices in the mid-range vs Medellin is fairly similar. Last year I was paying 350 k for an FB girl. In SP I was paying between 500-800 reals. The rise in COP vs USD killed Medellin's value somewhat this year. The quality at the mid-range is fairly similar as well, with one notable exception. No city really stands out for me.
Low-end: The low end is where Colombia has its biggest advantage over Brazil. This is mostly because of the Venezuelans working the streets in Colombia. There are some good looking girls available for 120-150 k COP in Plaza Botero or Santa Fe whereas I found most of the streetwalkers and predio girls I saw in SP to be undoable.
High-end: I haven't been to La Isla in Medellin but other board members say that there's no comparison in Latin America to Scandallo. The prices are also higher at the top end. Adding club fees like cover, mandatory consumables, exit or room fees, one BBFS session can easily cost $600 or more at Scan. However, there were girls I saw in Scandallo, and also Gauguin, that were super hot, hotter than any working girl I've seen in Medellin or Bogota.
Girl variety: Mestizo, black, and brown girls can be found in both countries easily. White girls are harder but not impossible to find in Colombia, whereas they're a more common in Sao Paulo. There are girls I interviewed who were natural red heads and could pass for Scottish or Irish. There were other girls I sessioned with that were brunettes and blondes that look central or eastern European. There are even Asian looking girls in SP but I'd rather go to Asia for that.
BBFS availability: as anywhere, the higher end you go, the harder it is to get BBFS. At the mid-level, my BBFS success rate is only marginally lower than with FB girls in Medellin or Seeking girls in Bogota. Casarao was my main hunting ground for girls who take BB and I've had takers including one girl who formerly worked at Scan and another who could place among the top third of hotness in Scandallo. But at those higher end clubs themselves, BBFS is difficult just because of the venue.
Take-home availability: this might not be everyone's cup of tea but SEA spoiled me with take home service where I can relax and not have to deal with door knocking. In Colombia, take-home is essentially available all the time because street girls are available all the time, either from Plaza Botero, Lleras, or Santa Fe in Bogota. Unless you go online in Brazil or you already have contacts, take-home isn't an option until late night when the clubs start going.
Food: Food options in SP is amazing. Bogota is a couple of steps behind whereas Medellin is a couple of steps behind Bogota. I might be wrong but food delivery seems more complicated for foreigners in SP since a lot of online services want CPFs or Brazilian phone numbers. I had a US plan with roaming so I couldn't get iFood inside the Uber app to work for example. I'll try to get the regular iFood app or 99 to work next time.
ATMs: ATM availability was kind of a PITA in Brazil. But behavioral changes can easily fix this problem. Go before 4 pm to the big banks and withdraw a lot of cash in multiple transactions if you need to. Google Maps was often wrong about the hours of "24 hour ATMs" and would send you to ones that either don't exist or are in stores that closed by the time you arrive. ATMs were more accessible in Colombia.
Safety: there's a real risk of getting drugged and robbed in Medellin. Girls specifically target foreigners in that city. Petty crime is common. I haven't heard of drugging being a problem in Brazil and I didn't feel uncomfortable in any of the areas I went to besides the Airbnb near Princesa Isabella park.
Flight time: Add 10 hours more round trip for SP vs either of the two major cities in Colombia. Therefore less US weekend warriors in SP.
Overall, I think SP is definitely worth checking out at least once as long as you have time and money.
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09-21-25 05:02 #628Senior Member

Posts: 3129That's righteous.
Having made the same error, I learn from you, senor.
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07-24-25 18:02 #627Senior Member

Posts: 7745Axel Heyst
The Cmdr accepts your apology and wishes you success with your challenge!
It's all good!
Take care of your family A. H.
The girls and the RANTS threads will be here when you get back.
You are one of the few people I respect on ISG. May not mean much to you. But it means something to me. Don't ever take anytime I right in the RANTS thread serious. It is where I have fun!
Subcmdr.
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07-24-25 11:45 #626Senior Member

Posts: 1468An Apology for 2 Outrageous Posts
SubCmdr,
After taking a sober look at your post in Stupid Brazil thread and my extreme over reaction to it, I want to humbly apologize to you. I am the one who went psycho here, not you and I have no real excuse for what I did. I should have read your post before overreacting to it like I did. I am under a lot of stress at the moment due to a family crisis so when I saw you had responded to my hotel post (originally in the SP thread) in the stupid Brazil thread; I instantly and foolishly jumped to the conclusion that you were launching a personal attack.
I can only offer you my sincere apology for this fuckup and I have asked the moderator to remove my 2 offensive posts in the stupid Brazil and stupid Thai threads.
P.S. I tried to send you a PM, but your mailbox is full.
A. H.
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07-24-25 09:52 #625Senior Member

Posts: 7745Who is Sudsy?
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst
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My handle is Subcmdr You better ask the white hoodie wearing individual Oakie and all his other friends like Elvis and Allover about that. Good luck finding the individual with the handle of Sudsy.
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07-24-25 09:48 #624Senior Member

Posts: 7745A lesson in hypocrisy for A. H!
If that is how you actually feel then why do you attack others that spend less than you on pussy. I consider pussy to be a less important item. Yet you imply I don't pay for the same amount as you do because I cannot afford it.
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You know for a fact this post targeted me!
Let me tell you something A.H. if you don't have enough passive income to support your current lifestyle then you not like me! Take a moment and think about that.
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst
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You need information about Windmill and Kink?
Brother use the search function. It takes me very little time to look anyone posts that I want.
Search Forum. Advanced. Keyword: Windmill - User: Subcmdr took 0.32 seconds.
You will find an extensive number of posts that give my personal evaluation of those two locations in Pattaya, Thailand. This is not a fight, it is a debate. I have not called you a single name. Only pointed out the hypocrisy of your statements. I live within my means also. So, ask yourself why are you being critical of the types of prostitutes I hire or the amounts I pay for them?
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07-24-25 03:08 #623Senior Member

Posts: 1468Personal Travel Finance 101
Of course, my objection to paying $250 to $600/ night for a 5 star hotels is primarily based on my personal spending limits and although I do have money and investments, I never spend more per year than I earn minus all mandatory and necessary expenditures on things like taxes, insurance, medical, new investments, utilities, local transportation, ect, ect. Got it? Thus, whatever is left over after accounting for all these cash outflows goes into my annual entertainment fund.
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Now I like to travel and have sex with lots of young pretty girls. I usually travel for 3 or 4 months per year. That used to mean 2 trips to SE Asia per year, but since Covid I have been forced to travel around half that amount of time (6 weeks per year) due to family obligations. Anyway, yeah to do what I like and not draw down on my savings and investments, it is necessary for me to impose some budgetary constraints especially while I am on the road.
The 4 main travel expenditures we all encounter are 1. Travel, 2. Lodging, 3 Pussy, and 4. Consumption (Food, Drink, Reefer, ect). What I am going to run through now I my personal allocations based on my preferences and my self-imposed, for the most part, financial constraints. Everybody has different preferences and different constraints, but for illustrative purposes I will run down mine. Here Goes:
The most important item on my expenditure list is PUSSY! So, I almost never deny myself the pleasure or company of the girls I want. I know the prices before I go out hunting, so I hardly every am surprised and I never pay over the listed price. So, for example, if I go to a top end Macau Sauna like Familia Nobre, I know the price range before the pretty Indonesian girls help me take off my clothes. Later during Show Time I always look over all the girls starting with the regular / ordinary Chinese girls and if I spot one to my liking, great it will save some money, but usually, the quality gets better and better as I walk down the line until I find myself looking at the 'international models" and the crme de la crme "Emperor models". I will never forget the last time I was at Familia: I spotted a very sexy Singapore girl (half Chinese / half Thai) in the international model group. Then my host walked me past the "Emperor models" and Ooh La La! They had 2 Korean girls who were fucking gorgeous, a couple of equally fine Chinese girls and lastly one sublime blond Ukrainian girl and I am talking real model quality Ukrainian. So naturally I wanted her, and I stopped to chat with her a little. KKK. Then my host told me that bad news: $450 US! (FUCK!) And I just couldn't pull the trigger. It was a bridge too far. Hah! So, I went back to that pretty little Singapore girl and took her to a room and had a great time. Her sauna set price was $350 which to this day is the most I have ever paid for any girl anywhere. I have not been back to Macau since Covid, but I am sure girly prices have risen substantially there although I hope I am wrong.
My point is I try not to limit myself on pussy, because shaggin' pretty girls is #1 on my list.
Consumption is #2 and I almost never limit myself on food, drink or reefer, at least when I am travelling. So, If I want a Michelin star $60 steak and fries for myself and same same for my girl, we go out and get it! If I want to drink a bottle of good Barolo, I buy it, Although I do try not to go too crazy and stay under a hundred a bottle, usually $50 or $60 Argentine Malbec will suffice. KKK. And need I say anything more about smoke? KKK. In SP one can order several different grades. We (I) because you need a local girl with cpf card to place the order. I always order the best variety.
That leaves Transportation and Lodging, the 2 necessities of travel. But IMHO Air travel is a necessary evil and rip off. I hate coach where the fliers are treated like cattle, yet unfortunately, 1st class, or Business Class is more than double the price / double the miles of coach so usually don't have the points for Business Class and the upgrade would take me over my budget. So, I live without the upgrade as I do not view it as an actual necessity. Poor little me! But I do pay up for the BS extended leg room seat currently running at around $300/ round trip from US to SP because that I view as necessary. So yes, I am willing to spend around $1500 currently on a round trip, but not $3200. That's just me. I have some pals who can afford it a little better than I can, so they fly Business or 1st. I am not jealous, that is just the way things are. Good for them.
And lastly, there is Lodging which I consider of similar importance as flying certain classes. In other words, If I have the points I will book the 5 stars. If a favorite 5 star is having a sale and I can book a room for around the same price as 4 star, I will book the 5 star because I like 5 star hotels, but I have no problem staying at 4 stars when the 5 stars have priced themselves above my price point. It's that simple.
I will pay what the market forces demand and not quibble about it too much when it comes to the things that are really important to me like having really pretty girls and food & drink. But on the less important items and / or the material upgrades, I am actually pretty frugal, LOL, in order to stay on budget. And as I keep saying, everybody has a different set of preferences & priorities & financial constraints. EVERYBODY! So why are we fighting SubCmdr? Just post a review of Windmill and Kink and stop fucking around with me. Or not. Up to you.
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07-23-25 20:22 #622Senior Member

Posts: 1468An Introduction for SUDSY
Hey Sudsy, admit it, the reason for your out of context, convoluted BS personal attack on me in this forum is because you know you can't get away with it in the Thai Stupid forum since everybody there knows you for what you are, a deeply disturbed psycho maniac. I guess I should feel complimented by the time it took you to go through my posts trying to find one you that you could purposely mischaracterize in a ridiculous attempt to, what? Who the hell knows. KKK. And to think I defended you a few months ago when everybody else in the Thai stupid forum was calling you a homo and ladyboy lover. LOL. Would you like me to post your personal message to me at the time? Hah!
Originally Posted by Oakie
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So, cut the BS! If you disagree with my Go Go assessment, then why don't you post an actual review of the 2 Go Go's in question and tell us all what you like about the place. Is it because you can get a quick, cheap, BJ there, or do you really like the quality of the girls there or is it that you resent anyone who has the financial means to choose better looking girls to shag?
This is the post that upset Sudsy: "Go Go-wise Pattaya has some outstanding Go Go's filled with lots of really attractive, young, girls. But they don't come cheap!
Windmill and KINK are bawdy alright and far lewder than anything I have seen in Whiskeria 4 x4 in Rio, for example, which is a very bawdy bordello, but the quality of Windmill / Kink girls is simply atrocious. Meaning, I have never seen one fuck worthy girl in either place! But I guess everybody has their own idea of what beauty is and probably more importantly, everybody has a different limit on personal spending.
So by all means, check out Windmill at some point in your trip, just for a laugh and to say you were there, then head over to places like Pin Up, XS, and Palace where the prettiest girls in Pat Go Go's work. The difference in quality is mind blowing. ".
A. H.
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07-23-25 06:25 #621Senior Member

Posts: 7745Axel Heyst discusses personal finances!
So you wrote this about hotel prices.
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst
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Then you wrote this about paying to fuck.
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst
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Is your objection to 5 star hotel prices due to your limit on personal spending?
You see there are no points to be redeemed or vouchers in your favorite AGOGOs in Pattaya, Thailand. But you still pay!
ROTFLMAO!

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