Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

As men we look the same all the time, but makeup and hair can transform a woman unrecognizably, in this case whatever she thought was pretty, was doing the opposite, makeup wise.

Yeah well nakeup and hair can also transform a dude unrecognizably. I do not think as many guys would go for ladyboys if they were not wearing the makeup and hair. You ever seen those cats walking on Soi Buakhao in the morning looking like a regular dude with implants?

As for chicks, I rarely talk to a chick wearing makeup. I prefer to see what I am getting without all the warpaint. So to me it almost always does the opposite of what they think is pretty. If a chick comes to my room with makeup on, the first thing I do is send her to the bathroom to take it off.

[Old And Ugly]

Let me just add? Now if they are missing a arm or leg that is obvious, but for a while now maybe it is old age arriving! Remember in H. S. At least for me, we use to say lady in 30 someone mother we would say or think she OLD!

Now at less for me, on a regular basis I would see a line up, at a GoGo, GC etc. You can present a suppose 10 plus aside from the looks, I'm thinking she a good fuck, today I'm more attracted to one very little makeup, natural, I would say ugly, but average and that is up for debate. One of my standards go to a top GoGo, she bares all inspite of not being a top looker, to me that takes balls, a girl that is doing what she needs to do to get the top salary to buy baby food. She isn't getting picked she knows it not like the others but she is there that shows me something that something is if you do get pick and someone pays attention that attention is appreciated. It might should funny but there have been many times I've pick one based on that standard and got my world rocked!

Lower standard, I've pick some great legs nice body but face so so and hit jackpot. Now I haven't had the balls to do a disable or midget but really not my think just like LB or Trans when in doubt pass!

See? That's another difference, makeup or no makeup, and a deeper way of thinking about the future performance, and the reason she's there. Myself also put the body first, then the face, because we are all unique in looks, and I find hidden beauty everywhere. A month ago I banged an average looking push cart veggies vendor with an incredible body, and after showering and letting her hair down, I was in for a surprise: dark lips, dark tanned skin, beautiful curly hair, her face looked totally different than on the street with the hair tided up behind the head, and cheap red lipstick, very beautiful. As men we look the same all the time, but makeup and hair can transform a woman unrecognizably, in this case whatever she thought was pretty, was doing the opposite, makeup wise.

[DeepThoughts7]

Probably if you're young, handsome, and have patience for a few days to listen to them talking nonsense while going to yoga together, and get stoned afterwards. But most likely you will just waste your time.

Running away as far as possible from fucked up in the head western females and easy access to exotic pussy is the main reason everybody comes to SEA, why come all the way here to experience home cooking?

Hi, this is absolutely the best response I have heard. Why in the world would you fly so far and then waste so much time and effort to meet a messed up Western lady who is trying to find herself? Especially when you are already in the best region to meet large volumes of exotic.

[LittleBigMan]

You are absolutely right, most pics of the girls posted here as stunners, doesn't do it for me, everybody has a different type of ideal face, body and style imprinted in their subconsciousness by some early memories or experiences, myself I think I watched too many annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows. Some are obsessed with a big butt, some care about big boobs and nothing else, some like them skinny, and some plump, tall or short, etc. Its a personal choice, and probably the only feature that we all agree upon is if the girl if fucking ugly, or has an arm or a leg missing.

Let me just add? Now if they are missing a arm or leg that is obvious, but for a while now maybe it is old age arriving! Remember in H. S. At least for me, we use to say lady in 30 someone mother we would say or think she OLD!

Now at less for me, on a regular basis I would see a line up, at a GoGo, GC etc. You can present a suppose 10 plus aside from the looks, I'm thinking she a good fuck, today I'm more attracted to one very little makeup, natural, I would say ugly, but average and that is up for debate. One of my standards go to a top GoGo, she bares all inspite of not being a top looker, to me that takes balls, a girl that is doing what she needs to do to get the top salary to buy baby food. She isn't getting picked she knows it not like the others but she is there that shows me something that something is if you do get pick and someone pays attention that attention is appreciated. It might should funny but there have been many times I've pick one based on that standard and got my world rocked!

Lower standard, I've pick some great legs nice body but face so so and hit jackpot. Now I haven't had the balls to do a disable or midget but really not my think just like LB or Trans when in doubt pass!

[Werqweq]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

Idea? Yeah, same as you do in any other place: talk to them. No clue how to do that? Then you better be looking like Henry Cavill's unknown twin brother, because you're not gonna be scoring anything but your right hand.

[Old And Ugly]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

Probably if you're young, handsome, and have patience for a few days to listen to them talking nonsense while going to yoga together, and get stoned afterwards. But most likely you will just waste your time.

Running away as far as possible from fucked up in the head western females and easy access to exotic pussy is the main reason everybody comes to SEA, why come all the way here to experience home cooking?

[LeoBros]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

[Old And Ugly]

And that is the big question Mr. E, everyone as I've noted for years " pay their dues " People want the answers instead of finding out themselves it like looks right! Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder yet we continue to debate it here like price! What one might like might now be what another likes? I've like many here sat with others they point to a girl who they like or pick, and I'm thinking she is pretty but I wouldn't pick her then the criticism or remarks of good looking guys being with average looking girls to them!

If you really want to know take the time to find out, be adventurous! Shit happens and shit doesn't happen?

You are absolutely right, most pics of the girls posted here as stunners, doesn't do it for me, everybody has a different type of ideal face, body and style imprinted in their subconsciousness by some early memories or experiences, myself I think I watched too many annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows. Some are obsessed with a big butt, some care about big boobs and nothing else, some like them skinny, and some plump, tall or short, etc. Its a personal choice, and probably the only feature that we all agree upon is if the girl if fucking ugly, or has an arm or a leg missing.

[SubCmdr]

Thanks for your report. Some of the girls in the pics posted look good, others not so much or nothing special. So, what does it cost to bag one of the cute ones: required lady drinks, room, and the girl's fee? And I am assuming we are talking ST and upstairs. And what about the bedroom attitude of these girls?

Soi 6 used to be all about cheap ST fun with friendly Isan girls. Is this still true or have savvy punters gone elsewhere to satisfy this itch?

Brother, you know I been posted up in dis ***** for more than a minute. There are an infinite number a ways to hire a prostitute in Pattaya. I don't think Soi 6 is all that except for the Blow Job venues. I personally don't really enjoy the ambiance. But let's keep it real. The only thing that is cheep in Pattaya anymore is street food.

Indonesia is less expensive, Colombia is less expensive (or about equal to Pattaya) and countries on the African Continent are cheeper than Pattaya. What Pattaya offers is an abundance of prostitutes to hire at reasonable pricers as compared to more developed countries in the west and it has good infrastructure. I find it to be a safe and easy place to post up in. Plus BKK is one of the most well connected airports in the entire world.

This is the view of The Cmdr!

[Paolo99]

Thanks for your report. Some of the girls in the pics posted look good, others not so much or nothing special. So, what does it cost to bag one of the cute ones: required lady drinks, room, and the girl's fee? And I am assuming we are talking ST and upstairs. And what about the bedroom attitude of these girls?

Soi 6 used to be all about cheap ST fun with friendly Isan girls. Is this still true or have savvy punters gone elsewhere to satisfy this itch?

Hi Axel,

The pics were added to show there are plenty of the OP's type of girls working all over the soi (young and skinny), it was not supposed to be a beauty contest.

Cost to bag one of the cute ones: more or less 3 K on average, including her fee (if she asks a 2 K standard fee), barfine, your drink and 2 or 3 LDs.

Take in consideration that the 2 K fee is considered very average now and many girls will ask for more or reject the potential customer, plus some bars are adding some requirements before banging the girls it seems, like a fixed number of LDs you'll have to buy, or a limited time allowed on each LDs (the worst I've met was that girl who would allow only 15 minutes per drinks, and that be*tch was watching the time).

What to expect for the 3 K you spent on her (relatively pricey for a bang in Pattaya, but to be fair it also includes some good time with her downstairs) : Anything from a below average experience to an amazing one. It depends on you and your luck, how much she is into you, how experienced she is, how much she enjoys sex and on which bases you chose her. Nothing is guaranteed, even if you pay more.

It's not a cheap place anymore, unless you go for one of the 95% of girls that are less pretty, fat, too experienced, old, shy or whatever reasons they get few customers on average and even then you'll be on average with a 1500 or 2 K bill in the end.

The soi is slowly moving to a different beast, it's all about ladydrinks now, but there are still plenty of girls working there and willing to be bangged for ST or barfined. The best ones in my opinion are the freelancers who does not work on a contract but they are not easy to find. Many new bars are still opening now, I've seen at least 3 new bars that were not even there 2 months ago, so the ladydrinks sh*t will probably keep expanding and the cost on average might go up too.

[Explorer8939]

Guys saying they couldn't find a hot chick or rather a chick they'ed want to fuck is crazy there are plenty. I think those saying it are the type of dudes that need the chick to fake excitement at there presence like what happens on soi 6 from time time. They'll say how picky thy are but then say I found a hot chick at windmill or club fate where all the ladies are a mix of ugly or old. There budget could also be a factor if you only want to spend a 1000 baht it may take awhile to find a hot chick in that price range.

As a point of information, I once barfined a lady at Windmill who was just about a "10". I was with an older Bargirl who really wanted me to barfine the 10, which I did. They then proceeded to have really hot sex in my hotel room.

Within a couple of days, the hot girl shoved off for Taiwan, and spent the next ten years working the usual places, ending up in England.

My point is you never know what you will see in Windmill.

[LittleBigMan]

If he decides not to go then how will he know?

And that is the big question Mr. E, everyone as I've noted for years " pay their dues " People want the answers instead of finding out themselves it like looks right! Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder yet we continue to debate it here like price! What one might like might now be what another likes? I've like many here sat with others they point to a girl who they like or pick, and I'm thinking she is pretty but I wouldn't pick her then the criticism or remarks of good looking guys being with average looking girls to them!

If you really want to know take the time to find out, be adventurous! Shit happens and shit doesn't happen?

[TravelingMan3]

Guys saying they couldn't find a hot chick or rather a chick they'ed want to fuck is crazy there are plenty. I think those saying it are the type of dudes that need the chick to fake excitement at there presence like what happens on soi 6 from time time. They'll say how picky thy are but then say I found a hot chick at windmill or club fate where all the ladies are a mix of ugly or old. There budget could also be a factor if you only want to spend a 1000 baht it may take awhile to find a hot chick in that price range.

[Axel Heyst]

There are plenty of these in soi 6 in Pattaya, but you'll have to play the house's rules if you like to enjoy their company: pay some drinks (many places have overpriced drinks these days) and don't set the girl's rate too low.

Thanks for your report. Some of the girls in the pics posted look good, others not so much or nothing special. So, what does it cost to bag one of the cute ones: required lady drinks, room, and the girl's fee? And I am assuming we are talking ST and upstairs. And what about the bedroom attitude of these girls?

Soi 6 used to be all about cheap ST fun with friendly Isan girls. Is this still true or have savvy punters gone elsewhere to satisfy this itch?

[Mr Enternational]

We're hearing a wide variety of takes on Pattaya! I hope the gentleman who started with the question updates us on what advice turned out to be right for him after.

If he decides not to go then how will he know?