Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

OMG I'm in Pattaya right now! And seriousely, it's very difficult now to find a sexy young girl! Only yesterday night I fucked a sexy lady. But during 3 days, I was walking everyday in Pattaya, I walked about 15 km, and impossible to find 1 sexy lady.

Seems you are using a 1985 monger strategy in 2025. The game is online now.

You mentioned Colombia. The game is even online in Colombia. I know you are not walking 15 km there.

[Gilolo]

OMG I'm in Pattaya right now! And seriousely, it's very difficult now to find a sexy young girl! Only yesterday night I fucked a sexy lady. But during 3 days, I was walking everyday in Pattaya, I walked about 15 km, and impossible to find 1 sexy lady. Even in Soi 6 now, it's very difficult and prices on the lady drink increased a lot. Now it's 180/190 bahts per lady drink, most ofthe girls don't want LT but ST and they want you fuck them in a room in the bar. Before covid a room was 300 and now it's 400 min. Ladies for short time now ask 2000 or 3000. Depends on the girl. 1 week I'm in Pattaya I fucked only 3 ladies. 1 lady in Wraeth Bar Soi 6, and she wanted 2000. Then during 3 days impossible to find one sexy lady. And only yesterday was a great! I was desperate, because I walekd everywhere in Pattaya and only Ugly ladies, fat ladies, old ladies. I don't want what you think but I'm good looking guy, and seriousely, if I ve to pay to fuck some ladies, I want fuck sexy ladies. Not ugly ladies.

In Colombia now, each time I go there I fuck very sexy ladies and it's much more cheaper than Pattaya now. Everything increased a lot in Pattaya since Covid, and the quality is not there anymore. Even in Body Massage in Soi honey, I was there 5 minutes, I just entered and I see ladies who are all about 40, fat and ugly. And only indians there as customers.

Finally yesterday around 6 pm, after wallking 10 km, in a bar in Soi 7 near the beach, I found 1 young sexy lady, 20 years old already busy with an australian customer who was in the 50. All the other ladies were ugly and waiting in front of the bar ther customers. And other ladies asked me to pay there some drinks and I replied I want the young lady and they told me sh's busy so she can't be with me and they were not polite because they know they lady is sexy and she got all the cutomers and they don't work. So I told to the lady I'll wait she finish with the guy. I went to the mamasan of the bar and I asked her if it's possible to meet her or not. And she told me I ve to wait she finished with the australien boy. But I didn't want to wait for nothing, I asked her if she was going to go with him for short time or long time and mamasan told me she never do long time, only short time. So I decided to take a drink and wait in the bar. After 30 minutes, the australien guy was still with her paying her some lady drinks and I asked the mamasan to directly ask the girl if she s ok to fuck with me or not because I was boring to wait for nothing. Then the australian guy saw I watend fuck her too and he decided to bookher for short time. Mamasan told me to wait 1 h more. The sexy lady aw I waiting for her in the bar and when theu australien guy was ready to pay the sexy lady go alone to the bar for chceck the bill and give the 500 for the barfine. Csutomer was waiting. I didn't care I went directly to the bar and asked the girl if she's ok to boom boom with me because she's verty sexy. She was alreadt drunk little bit, because I think the guy paid her more than 5 drinks at 190 bahts and she was smoking some weeds. She told me to wait her 30 min, because she told me she ll go in a room of the bar with the guy and will come back for me. I was very happy I directly kissed her and the guy saw me doing this, he was not very happy. So then I was waiting her in the bar and she came back after 45 min. The guy left and wasn't very happy. But now she was with me, she asked me some drinks. I paid her 3 drinks at 190 bahts. But I don't regret, because she let me touch her everywhere and kissed her. The mamasan and other ladies saw everything and idn't say nothing. She was sitting on me and I even masturbate her pussy and and I put my finger inside her pussy and then she told me we should go to the room. She asked me 3000 for ST, I wanted pay 2000 but she told me all the men are OK for 3000 and she never go for less 3000. So I said OK, I payd the drink plus 500 for the barfine. And we go to the room. I was fucking horny, we didn't took any shower, I fucked her directly with her sexy dress on her. She asked me to put a condom but I didn't have any condom. I propsed her 500 more and she told me no it's not enough, she wanted 2000 more and she finally agree for 1000. I fucked her in all the positions during maybe 40 good minutes and I came inside her pussy. She was not happy about that and told me now finish. She went to the shower. I go with her. I clean herp ussy and body. And she told me I ve very big and she saw I was still horny. Then I turn her on the wall of the shower, and I put my dick again in her pussy. She told me, no now it's finish! Time over! But I told her I just want to fuck her 2 minutes more. And she let me do and I came a second time in her pussy.

[XXL]

I do the cleaning myself, because I don't like the way GF does it. The asian method regardless of country is sweeping the floor like playing golf, involving lots of unnecessary work because the trash is thrown all over the place at the end of the swing instead of an precise stop where the pile is, kind of like you see them sweeping the sidewalk in front of the store, then also requires making little piles of trash all over the house which are to be left there for 1 hour before the next step when they will be collected in the dust pan. Having a cleaning lady is also useless, because the cleaning may be necessary right away, in-between the schedule, unless she's there to do the famous clean-and-fuck procedure. I don't even want to talk about cooking and cleaning the kitchen, you'll end up with everything sticky and greasy.

Everybody praises the house cleaning and cooking as part of the living in SEA perks, but probably I'm just to fucked up in the head to take advantage of it. 50 years ago used to be the reverse, guys were messy, and the girls were neat, our days is the opposite, maybe due to global warming.

House cleaning in Pattaya is scarce and expensive. It is more expensive on a per-hour basis than eg in Paris, and it is indeed of very poor quality (like not sweeping under the bed or not bothering to clean the balcony). So much for Thailand being a country with plentiful manual labour and low labour costs. The cost of house cleaning is a major reason why I choose to stay in hotels rather than rent condos.

[Old And Ugly]

I do the cleaning myself, because I don't like the way GF does it. The asian method regardless of country is sweeping the floor like playing golf, involving lots of unnecessary work because the trash is thrown all over the place at the end of the swing instead of an precise stop where the pile is, kind of like you see them sweeping the sidewalk in front of the store, then also requires making little piles of trash all over the house which are to be left there for 1 hour before the next step when they will be collected in the dust pan. Having a cleaning lady is also useless, because the cleaning may be necessary right away, in-between the schedule, unless she's there to do the famous clean-and-fuck procedure. I don't even want to talk about cooking and cleaning the kitchen, you'll end up with everything sticky and greasy.

Everybody praises the house cleaning and cooking as part of the living in SEA perks, but probably I'm just to fucked up in the head to take advantage of it. 50 years ago used to be the reverse, guys were messy, and the girls were neat, our days is the opposite, maybe due to global warming.

[Werqweq]

Her offer is insanely ridiculous. Must be an inmate in asylum.

Around 15 years ago, when I was living in Thailand, I set up a date with a girl on thaifriendly. I joked a bit back and forth with here before we met, and she, I thought, joked back with me that she could only meet during some specific hours, as she was currently living in hospital X, and those were the hours she was allowed outside. Hospital X was a known crazy people hospital/psychiatric ward.

Well, when we met, at whatever coffee place or restaurant I liked to use at the time, it turned out she was not joking.

[Werqweq]

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

So are you now doing the house cleaning yourself, or?

[Captain Solo]

Her offer is insanely ridiculous. Must be an inmate in asylum.

Tell her you would offer her 2,000 Bahts a day which includes sex in any position any time, cook, clean, wash your car, mow your lawn, run errands.

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

[HorseTrader]

These girls are dreaming of marrying a billionaire, if unsuccessful then a millionaire, and if successful they will then dream of fucking young hunks.

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

[Turgid]

.... dreaming of the future dominance over men like me and the whole world .......

These girls are dreaming of marrying a billionaire, if unsuccessful then a millionaire, and if successful they will then dream of fucking young hunks.

[CaliTraveler]

There is a meme I have recently stumbled upon on the X (former Tweeter), it goes something like this- 'be me, a twenty something guy from Ohio studying in New York, 65% of the students are American females mostly white, totally fucked up in their head, they don't talk to each other, like never, let alone to a guy from Ohio like me, they get up after each class like like zombies, maybe they drink canned lates or soup from plastic cup and go back to the next class dreaming of the future dominance over men like me and the whole world but will inevitably fall into the 'travel / study solo to France or Italy' or one of those female traps, and back to the US as a broken down feminist after a few years". There's all the wisdom about the western female you need to know to strategically avoid them. I remember meeting girls at NYC bars in my twenties when I first immigrated to NYC from Europe in the mid 90's and girls were much different then, princess mentality but not as hard core feminist as they are today, they were a lot more approachable. I was in one of the hostels in Maui three years ago, now as a fifty year old and had a fun time, Banana Bungalow hostel is a party hostel, DJ music every night and I must say, the vibe was beautiful, the hostel also gives free rides to tourist attractions like Road to Hana and Volcano trips and those activities get young people together pretty quick, but hey, let's keep it real, young western girls are looking for young Australian and American kids, surfers, body builders and guys with money, don't get fooled. And it's all perfectly fine, that's why God gave us places like Thailand and Colombia where we can literally have fun with girls that look like miss universe contestants without a fear of loosing the house and kids. And western women know it too, so the big reason of her not wanting to talk to you or me is because she is well aware of all this and she's furious. However, some of us will have fun abroad but will want to end up with a women of our own kind, and trust me, they are out there, you just have to look for them. Friend of mine, he's from New Orleans, lives in LOS Angeles for the past five years, he wants a white American or European woman and would not even consider anything else let alone paying for the action and he is approaching his 60's, so he is trapped, he knows it and he keeps hope alive. But for most of us, all we have to do is save a few thousands, book a flight on sky scanner and voila. Anyways, life's great, and we have to thank God every day for without God, there would be nothing.

[LittleBigMan]

Lately, you can't go by that anymore, as the girls got taller, lots of them have big feet now, scary.

Not me, I'm not a big guy although they are taller in your opinion when I check them out it starts with the shoes 36-37 work my way up. They are 40, the bell start to ring, if they are D or E wide as I work my way up things better offset the width. I like to doggy if they too tall I got to stand up on the bed.Then if their toes are speard out I'm not fucking no frog I eat lots of frogs but I'm not fucking one. LOL.

[Old And Ugly]

......... There is also a bunch of other things that go into my process which is like Eddy Murphy I'm not waking up with someone that their feet are larger than mines! LOL! I don't care it she is a 10!

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Lately, you can't go by that anymore, as the girls got taller, lots of them have big feet now, scary.

[LittleBigMan]

Yeah well nakeup and hair can also transform a dude unrecognizably. I do not think as many guys would go for ladyboys if they were not wearing the makeup and hair. You ever seen those cats walking on Soi Buakhao in the morning looking like a regular dude with implants?

As for chicks, I rarely talk to a chick wearing makeup. I prefer to see what I am getting without all the warpaint. So to me it almost always does the opposite of what they think is pretty. If a chick comes to my room with makeup on, the first thing I do is send her to the bathroom to take it off.

For me it never gets that far to my room or anywhere. The worse ones are the the white paint face it has to be natural. I do my interviews when they are on stage, I'm not looking at them dance I'm reading their body language and facial expression as to how they might interact or not. If they look at me I rarely even smile and if they ask for a drink, that checks them off! I'm not cheap have no problem buying drinks on my terms. If they do get that far a drink I don't care what they drink even water but how fast they ask for one makes a difference I do lots of talking that is my interview process. There is also a bunch of other things that go into my process which is like Eddy Murphy I'm not waking up with someone that their feet are larger than mines! LOL! I don't care it she is a 10!

Although, I haven't paid a BF in years at a GoGo, there was also a time if I did, prior I ask them don't be coming out in six inch platform shoes or a dress as if we are going to the prom! LOL!

[Pimpampoumpipo]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

Dorms with 8 or 10 beds per room. More if possible. Otherwise, sleep on the beach or play guitar on a sidewalk in Bangkok.

[Turgid]

Hang out at a Hostel, talk to them, smoke some weed, be cool, flash the cash.

I get them at a hostel in Siem Reap, I'm 70 but I have weed, money, air conditioning and a good game.

You da man. It would take me a few days before I enter her panties. During that time I'll have to spend time with her and listen to her shit. During that time I could be banging some Thai beauties instead.