Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Nope you're lost you fail to realize in a country like Thailand everybody has a big dick.

in Thailand that means you don't have a big dick.

Aren't you contradicting yourself my man? You said everybody in Thailand has a big dick. Then you turn around a say I don't. Care to expand on this?

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

You know the Dominican Republic ain't shit when individuals who are supposed experts on the place come to the Thailand Threads to troll me with their stories of glory days and personal attacks based on their imagination and self delusion.

ROTFLMAO!

Below you will find a such an individual.

If you never been rushed before in Thailand that means you don't have a big dick then.

Funny, I've had girls off of Thai Friendly show up and refuse to take my BIG BLACK DICK. I gave them 1000 baht to suck and let me finish in their mouth or on their breasts so the trip and time wasn't wasted for either of us.

When was the last time you were actually in Thailand? I missed your last trip report.

[SubCmdr]

I'll be going in August which I'm guessing is low season.

Excellent guess. You are right!

Sounds like more pussy to be had a better prices.

You will find out for yourself that you are spot on. Girls on Thai Friendly that don't have the time of day for me in high season are hitting me and taking my low ball offers during low season.

I cannot say much for the entertainment venues. They hold the line on prices. But the freelancers respond much more to the supply / demand realities of the marketplace.

[MwenByen]

If you never been rushed before in Thailand that means you don't have a big dick then.

I completely disagree with you!

Never had a prostitute rush me or try to up charge me in Pattaya, Thailand. NEVER.

Full Stop!

[Pokler]

Agreed!

For me, low season is way better than high season.

I'll be going in August which I'm guessing is low season. Sounds like more pussy to be had a better prices.

[SubCmdr]

I completely disagree with you!

I think that YMMV in this hobby, one thing I can say rushes service and up charging can ruined the mood for any seasoned veteran and that type of shit happens virtually almost anywhere in the world. To be honest the one country I've been to where I felt insulted by a woman trying to up charge me on service was Papua New Guinea a country almost no one has heard of. In Latin America up charging seems to be the norm right along with over charging too. I've reported extensively on shitty service with a so called Big Dick Tax in Kenya and upon my last visit I deduced that the females ruined their on bread and butter. And unfortunately greediness isn't limited to just Africa some guys need to try going to Amsterdam and they'll find out the hard way that after getting in the room with a average looking hooker, she actually wants 500+ Euros for rushed services.

Never had a prostitute rush me or try to up charge me in Pattaya, Thailand. NEVER.

Full Stop!

[MwenByen]

Nope you're lost you fail to realize in a country like Thailand everybody has a big dick but if you were to return back home you'll women just tell you that to help you feel better. Speaking of that I knew you was going through some shit that's why I use to take it easy on you.

When was the last time you were actually in Thailand writing about current events instead of your Glory Days?

Your loss my brother! Am I supposed to be honored?

You need personal testimony that my BIG BLACK DICK still works? Roll with me to Soi 6. Or come watch me get my dick sucked in Lipps Lounge and finish the mouth of a Thai Girl in real time. Not Glory Days!

ROTFLMAO!

Do or do not, there is no try! - Yoda

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

When was the last time you were actually in Thailand writing about current events instead of your Glory Days?

I noticed your post count went up by a 1000 since the last time I read one of your posts.

Your loss my brother! Am I supposed to be honored?

All I can say my brother at least my dick still works.

You need personal testimony that my BIG BLACK DICK still works? Roll with me to Soi 6. Or come watch me get my dick sucked in Lipps Lounge and finish the mouth of a Thai Girl in real time. Not Glory Days!

ROTFLMAO!

Nice try duh.

Do or do not, there is no try! - Yoda

How you like me now?

[MwenByen]

I noticed your post count went up by a 1000 since the last time I read one of your posts. All I can say my brother at least my dick still works. Nice try duh.

I can say the same thing about girl in the Dominican Republic.

But I choose to live in the present instead of being stuck in the past. Think Bruce Springsteen Glory Days.

Mother fucks think they are as handsome as they were 20 years ago? If they do they either are living in a fantasy world or have not looking in a mirror lately.

This mother fucker has had alligator arms for a long as I have been reading his posts.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

I would take Aug-September in Pat over Dec-Feb in Pat anytime. A few tropical downpours and some street flooding is better than high season and way too many tourists.

Agreed!

For me, low season is way better than high season.

[SubCmdr]

It's not that the women were hotter 20 years ago, its a function of your memory forgetting all but the hottest women.

I have found posts on this board from 20 years ago claiming that women then were not as hot as women 20 years earlier.

Awesome but I do notice the women who work the strip now are nowhere close to as hot as they were back in the days. Don't get me wrong they still got gorgeous women in that country. They just don't look like how they looked 20 years ago.

I can say the same thing about girl in the Dominican Republic.

But I choose to live in the present instead of being stuck in the past. Think Bruce Springsteen Glory Days.

Mother fucks think they are as handsome as they were 20 years ago? If they do they either are living in a fantasy world or have not looking in a mirror lately.

I have some buddies that would always like to go to the Hilton in the evening for drinks. It finally dawned in them, why are we coming up here paying 300 baht for the same drink that we could get at another place for 50 baht. You are paying for the ambiance.

This mother fucker has had alligator arms for a long as I have been reading his posts.

Hair short, money long; Me and broke ******* we don't get along

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

What if she wasn't a prostitute her entire life?

What if she was a girl in a relationship who then found herself suddenly a single mother who then decided to become a prostitute to earn money for her kids and family?

What is she was a prostitute then was housewife then found herself a single mother yet again and came back to Pattaya to be a prostitute again?

How would you define her long term prospects?

Farangs still build houses for prostitutes out there.

Is a being a prostitute a job, career choice or permanent identity?

I am curious to know. Is the OP a International Trick that got multiple prostitutes pregnant or what?

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

You can tell from the lack of posts in the Pattaya forum that the place is pretty dead.

No, what it means that the mother fucks posting in the Pattaya Reports thread are not actually in Pattaya so they cannot actually post a report about fucking a Thai Girl.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

So mother fucks over in the Pattaya Reports thread are debating the weather and if it is a good time to visit. Reading that kind of male bovine excrement has me ROTFLMAO!

There is so much pussy available now on Thai Friendly, Soi 6, Bars ect that my head is spinning. I cannot keep up with the requests for girls that want to visit me, have me come to their bar, or visit their massage shop.

So all you ball less wonders that are letting the weather or the myth of low season keep you from visiting Pattaya you are making both the right decision for yourself and for all the sex pats residing here.

My objective is to nut!

I am having no problems meeting my objectives.

[Fjrk76]

$1000. Even then she's probably isn't going to be that good unless you're in Vegas.

False. Vegas talent is overpriced and underwhelming--much like the city itself.