Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I took a walk on Soi Chaiyapoon last night. Lots of empty bars. Most had a few ladies, but no customers.

The other night, I went to Lips Lounge on Soi Honey. I was told that BJs were available in the bar (its kind of a gogo), and sure enough, within 5 minutes, I saw one.

[Mr Enternational]

LOL. In the second pic you can immediately see he has that stereotypical ladyboy walk. Obvious even in the still picture.

I just don't get: All the chicks on Soi 6, nope. All the chicks that were in the gentlemen's clubs, nope. All the chicks that were in the discos, nope. Random katoey on Walking Street, yep!

[Chocha Monger]

LOL. In the second pic you can immediately see he has that stereotypical ladyboy walk. Obvious even in the still picture.

Thailand is famous for picturesque beaches, stunning Buddhist temples, and delicious street cuisine. However, most of all, Thailand is globally renown for its ladyboys. Mention Thailand to guys in the West, and the first thing that they bring up is the ladyboys. Perhaps, we should not be surprised when supposedly straight guys visit the "Land of Smiles" and go gaga fucking ladyboys all by "accident" and claim that they did not know who they were fucking all night. LOL! Of course, they always wanted to do it, and LOS offers them the anonymity and 'anything goes' environment for them to finally walk on the wild side. Exotic fruit connoisseurs go to Tor Kor Market in Bangkok to sample the best durian that LOS has to offer. Similarly, certain mongers visit Pattaya to fuck the ladyboys, and from time-to-time brawl with them in the streets.

[Werqweq]

When he came up, he immediately saw the girl and pointed her out. They were making goo goo eyes and giving the call me sign back and forth. Except that was no girl. I told him that was a dude.

LOL. In the second pic you can immediately see he has that stereotypical ladyboy walk. Obvious even in the still picture.

[Bunky]

Senior mongers give some advice to this young padawan about their best spots. The usual pricing, scams that happen and any contacts for genuine pimps / girls, hotels, etc. I am a first time monger in Bangkok. I am roughly staying 3 weeks. Which places should I visit and for how long?

If the question is about Bangkok, this is the wrong forum. Of course, if you post the same "I'm too lazy to do my homework" query in that forum you'll get the same pushback.

But I'm a nice guy and right this moment well caffeinated. So I'll go beyond the RTFF! Responses and note:

SCAMS: I define a "scam" as spending money with a provider who lies about what's on offer. Fraud, in other words. In Bangkok on Soi Cowboy you've got the check-padding, cock-teasing bars run by "The Arab." In Pattaya, on Walking Street, if you're dumb enough to patronize the bars offering "Russian girls," you'll pay big money and get nothing. Scam.

In a different category are P4P experiences that are poor value for money. Guys call these "scams," or "ripoffs." But in most cases the punter is drunk and falls for a bit of "puffery" by the provider. Sometimes her attitude is good while making her sales pitch, but poor later on. Again, not a "scam" IMHO. You just choose poorly and/or overpaid.

HOMEWORK: Go back in this forum by at least a year. Two would be better. Read forward. Take notes using the notes app on your phone. Use Google Maps to find the places mentioned. Lots of clubs and bars and hotels have web sites, socials etc. Look them up. You'll learn about the major areas patronized by naughty boys: Walking Street, Soi Six & Soi LK Metro. Plus the areas that are off the beaten path. You'll get an idea of the similarities and differences. You'll see that the P4P experiences vary widely.

When a good racer is on track behind another car he knows better than to drive exactly the same line. "Don't let him drive your car," they say. So too in Pattaya. I have no idea what Khun Godse wants to get out of his holiday. He's got to choose his own line.

[Chocha Monger]

I am apprehensive of falling for scams.

The second most common scam in Thailand is meeting a really beautiful lady who gives you phenomenal blowjobs and bareback full service cum-in-pussy. Then after you cum really good all night, you realize that she was a boy not a lady.

[Explorer8939]

I am apprehensive of falling for scams.

The most common scam in Pattaya is the "girlfriend " scam. You see many ladies in Pattaya, you meet one who seems "different ". After she hooks you, you want to make her happy, so you send her money after you go home. She uses the money to take care of her Thai boyfriend.

[SubCmdr]

Senior mongers give some advice to this young padawan about their best spots.

Soi 6

The usual pricing, scams that happen and any contacts for genuine pimps / girls, hotels, etc.

Prices range all over the place. Once you give an idea of the venues and hotels you like, people can give you answers. Please note there is also a Thread covering hotels.

I am a first time monger in Bangkok.

This is the Pattaya Reports thread.

I am roughly staying 3 weeks. Which places should I visit and for how long?

Spend as long as you like, in the places you like.

[Godse]

Would you just pop into a stock trading forum and say hey everybody give me the best stocks to trade and when should I buy and sell and how much should I invest in each? Then expect people to actually do it? Do some research and find things that may appeal to you personally. My best spot may be full of fat ugly old chicks. Would you be happy if I sent you there and said you will love this place?

I am apprehensive of falling for scams.

[Explorer8939]

Senior mongers give some advice to this young padawan about their best spots. The usual pricing, scams that happen and any contacts for genuine pimps / girls, hotels, etc. I am a first time monger in Bangkok.

I am roughly staying 3 weeks. Which places should I visit and for how long?

Open to joint mongering also.

RTFF.

But, yes, go Pattaya. After you check in to your hotel, walk out the door.

[Mr Enternational]

Senior mongers give some advice to this young padawan about their best spots. The usual pricing, scams that happen and any contacts for genuine pimps / girls, hotels, etc.

Would you just pop into a stock trading forum and say hey everybody give me the best stocks to trade and when should I buy and sell and how much should I invest in each? Then expect people to actually do it? Do some research and find things that may appeal to you personally. My best spot may be full of fat ugly old chicks. Would you be happy if I sent you there and said you will love this place?

[Godse]

Senior mongers give some advice to this young padawan about their best spots. The usual pricing, scams that happen and any contacts for genuine pimps / girls, hotels, etc. I am a first time monger in Bangkok.

I am roughly staying 3 weeks. Which places should I visit and for how long?

Open to joint mongering also.

[Chocha Monger]

So then he sent me a video from the back of when she was leaving. I said that is one hell of an outfit, because I have never seen any chicks at the discos dressed like that (in some sort of leather outfit). He said the outfit was what drew his attention to her outside of 808. That night we were meeting up at 1 am in front of 808. I was there first, so I got a few sticks of barbecue. When he came up, he immediately saw the girl and pointed her out. They were making goo goo eyes and giving the call me sign back and forth. Except that was no girl. I told him that was a dude. He said there was no way that was a dude. I said do you see all these people lined up in front of us? They are all guys. And no chick dresses like that and prances around flamboyantly trying to draw attention to themselves. I did not say anything else about it. FYI: When you see a SW on Walking Street she will be standing there stationary and maybe playing with her phone. She will not be looking into a mirror, playing with her hair, scantily dressed, or prancing around!

All this time I have thought that guys are full of shit when they have asked how to tell the difference between a woman and a dude dressed as a woman. To me it is pretty obvious, but evidently it is not so obvious to some people, even after they have spent an hour and a half with one. This guy was not the type (that I know of) who would do that kind of thing and I seriously doubt he would have proudly announced his conquest as he did had he actually known it was a dude. So I am sorry for thinking you guys who can not tell are full of shit.

Your friend's 'lady' has the shoulders of an NFL star quarterback. Even if he did not know that she was a he when he picked her up outside 808, surely, he noticed her equipment was not standard issue for women when he fucked her in his room. Is your friend a heavy drinker who doesn't remember getting pegged by a ladyboy like Stu from 'The Hangover Part II'? Difficulty in identifying a clothed ladyboy is one thing. Fucking and nutting in a ladyboy or getting nutted in by a ladyboy, still not knowing that they are a ladyboy, and making googly eyes at them later is a whole other thing. LOL!

[Mr Enternational]

My buddy wanted to go to the beach on the island the next day. I told him that it would be best to find a chick when we are at one of the discos and when he takes her with him to advise her that he wants her to go to the island with him in the morning. Then stop by her place to get her clothes before they go in. He thought that the beach would be crawling with chicks and there was no need to do that. I told him it does not work like that here. Trust the process.

So we hit a few discos. We stayed at 808 for a while. Then we walked through ibar / Insomnia, Myst, Republic, Flexx, before settling for a while at Tunnel. Whenever I walk through these discos I am always stopping to get the Line or WhatsApp of chicks that I like. About 4:30 am I was ready to take it in because I would have to get up at 9 am so we could get the 10 am boat to the island. I messaged one of the chicks I had met at Myst to come stay with me. She was still inside of the club so I told her I would wait outside for her. She asked how much I would give her and I said 1500. She asked if I could give her 2000 and I said no. She said okay I am coming. Later on she confirmed that I would give her 1500 baht per day.

I told her that we would go to the island the next day and she was like okay. She came out and we went to her place on the darkside. I sat on the couch in the lobby while she went up to get her things. It was taking her a long ass time. I thought maybe she had fallen asleep or something. Then she comes down with this big ass bag of stuff like she planned on moving in with me. I said what is all this bullshit? I was barely able to close my trunk.

We got to my place and took showers then fucked. It was 7 am by then. She said she was hungry and wanted to get some food. I said are you out of your fucking mind? We have to wake up in 2 hours, so just get something when we leave. She kept pestering me about eating, but I just ignored her and fell asleep. On the way to the pier I stopped at my street chicken place and got enough for 4 people. I had them put it back into the grease to double fry it and make it hot. We got to the pier at 9:45 and my buddy had not shown yet so I bought the tickets for the ferry (30 baht / person). I am like dude where the hell are you. The boat does not wait. He finally got there but he did not have a girl with him. Oh well.

We got to the boat just in time and I rationed out the chicken. He was on videocall with his mom talking about the Knicks and telling her he did not know the chicken would be that good. I do not know why people have such a hard time trusting me. I had bought like 16 pieces for 180 baht. After all that hungry stuff the chick was saying before bed, she did not even want any chicken. She said the ice coffee she had gotten at 7 was good enough. We got to the island and took the baht bus to Tien Beach, 40 baht / person.

We trekked to my usual spot and got 3 chairs under the umbrellas for 100 baht each. I went to the bar to get a cocktail, but the chick did not want anything. Two teenage boys were running the bar. I was speaking with them in Thai and they saw my Thai drivers license and thought I was Thai. They asked were I was from and I said Bangkok. They really got a kick out of that.

We left in time to get the 5 pm boat back to the mainland. When we got to the room at 6 pm I told old girl she could shower first. When she came out I went in. When I came out she was in the bed. I was like what the fuck because I was ready to take her home. But instead I got in the bed and we fucked and fell asleep. We woke up at 11 pm and I told her I would take her home. She was definitely ready to stay. I thought to myself that the chick had really been cool so I would break her off 2000 baht. I dropped her home and she was like where is my 1500 baht. I scanned her phone and sent 1500 baht to her account.

[Mr Enternational]

A guy was in town a couple weeks ago and I was showing him around during his first day. He did not like the aggressiveness of Soi 6 and he was not feeling the gentlemen's clubs. I turned him on to Thai Friendly and that was his thing. He would get chicks to come over for 1500ST. That first night I was tired and did not go back out. The next morning he told me he had gone out to Walking Street and hit a few of the discos. He said he took a chick back to the hotel with him on his way in. I asked if she was still there and he said no. He had given her 1500 for an hour and a half. I thought it a bit strange, because 100% of the time that I have gotten a chick at the disco it has been for LT. It does not even need to be discussed; that is just how it works. But he did say that he does not like for them to stay.

So then he sent me a video from the back of when she was leaving. I said that is one hell of an outfit, because I have never seen any chicks at the discos dressed like that (in some sort of leather outfit). He said the outfit was what drew his attention to her outside of 808. That night we were meeting up at 1 am in front of 808. I was there first, so I got a few sticks of barbecue. When he came up, he immediately saw the girl and pointed her out. They were making goo goo eyes and giving the call me sign back and forth. Except that was no girl. I told him that was a dude. He said there was no way that was a dude. I said do you see all these people lined up in front of us? They are all guys. And no chick dresses like that and prances around flamboyantly trying to draw attention to themselves. I did not say anything else about it. FYI: When you see a SW on Walking Street she will be standing there stationary and maybe playing with her phone. She will not be looking into a mirror, playing with her hair, scantily dressed, or prancing around!

All this time I have thought that guys are full of shit when they have asked how to tell the difference between a woman and a dude dressed as a woman. To me it is pretty obvious, but evidently it is not so obvious to some people, even after they have spent an hour and a half with one. This guy was not the type (that I know of) who would do that kind of thing and I seriously doubt he would have proudly announced his conquest as he did had he actually known it was a dude. So I am sorry for thinking you guys who can not tell are full of shit.

A couple of days later, I was riding down Soi Honey and had to stop because of traffic in front of me. Some ladyboy came up and slapped me on my back. That shit stung for like 5 minutes. So for guys that can not tell, here is another thing you can add to your arsenal when you are not sure. Just have the person pat you on the back. If it is a lady then you will hardly feel it. But if it is a dude, then you will surely know. Those mfs do not know their own strength and are generally stronger than a dude who is not dressed as a woman.