Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Sam Sanuk]

Assuming you believe his blowhard posts.

Indeed, Ensign Stubby has earned the reputation of being the board's Walter Mitty. I'm surprised that he hasn't yet bragged about his grooming of wayward young things while doing Shore Patrol along the beach of Pattaya. Perhaps he will share those adventures with us?

For those not familiar with "Walter Mitty", I submit this definition which is representative of those found on the internet: "The term "Walter Mitty" refers to a person who is ordinary or ineffectual, but has fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs."

[Nyezhov]

The moral of this story if SubCmdr can strike out so can I.

Assuming you believe his blowhard posts.

[Pokler]

I was in the Monkey House and I met a girl that was not working there. She wanted to goto Walking Street but did not want to go alone. So, she invited me to accompany her. I accepted. She took me to Lucifer's. Now I am not a fan of Lucifer's music. But my advice today is not to sleep on that venue. The white boy DJ was mixing a combination of Hip Hop and EMD. It was something I had never heard in a actual club before. Only on Instigram Reels. It was off the mother fucking chain. I was feeling it. Because I like both generes.

My companion ordered 1600 THB worth of hooka. She looked at me to pay. I told her straight up I'll buy the drinks for the night but I was NOT paying for that. She reached into her purse and pulled out her credit card and paid. She had my full attention at that point. So I was buying her glasses of red wine, I was sipping on my LEO and we were both smoking hooka and I was fucking lit and she was three sheets to the wind. The rest of night was crazy as we moved around walking street.

She ended up in my room. Naked in my bed. But no sex. She was waking me up in the morning after showering and getting dress. I was completely unaware. One of the reasons I don't bring untrustworthy girls to the room where I lay my head most nights. She kissed me and left. No request for anything other than we do it again sometime soon. Just one time was enough for me. We have stayed in touch but she doesn't any of this Big Black Dick (she told me I was too big for her, she saw it, felt it, got me hard and said no way) and I don't want to party with her if she is not at least going to suck my dick and have me meet my objective.

So, she leaves for another country on this week. Nice girl. Wish things had of worked out differently. But since I didn't have to pay any money to her, only covered my half of the party expenses for the night, over all it was a fun and memorable evening.

The moral of this story if SubCmdr can strike out so can I. No longer do I need to feel like a jerk off when.

It happens.

[Triple Darknes]

Farangs fuck over these Thai Prostitutes like you would not believe. Mother fucks who have wheels down clock ticking simply do not know.

Pattaya is adult amusement park. As such there is a back stage and a on stage. Visiting mother fucks only see on stage. I've seen back stage and once you see it you cannot unsee it. Farangs fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Management fucks over these Thai Prostitutes. Landlords fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Other Thai Prostitutes fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Their own family, boyfriends and husbands fuck over these Thai Prostitues. Don't believe me. Cal me out. I'll drop stories in your eye holes!

Don't let it ruin your fun. But all International Tricks that are visiting Thailand are supporting a system that is exploiting 90% of these girls. 10% get over. And that is what mother fucks like this want to talk about:

I am The Cmdr and I call it the way I see it!

I'the be willing to hear a deep dive on the life of thai prostitutes.

One thing I will say is as expat it's kinda hard to give information that has been given ten zillion times before so trip reports from new vistors is sometimes better than some old jaded monger suh as myself repeating myself for the Nth time.

I consider myself and other super senior posters especially the expats to be coaches of the game giving advice when wanted or needed.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[SubCmdr]

I was in the Monkey House and I met a girl that was not working there. She wanted to goto Walking Street but did not want to go alone. So, she invited me to accompany her. I accepted. She took me to Lucifer's. Now I am not a fan of Lucifer's music. But my advice today is not to sleep on that venue. The white boy DJ was mixing a combination of Hip Hop and EMD. It was something I had never heard in a actual club before. Only on Instigram Reels. It was off the mother fucking chain. I was feeling it. Because I like both generes.

My companion ordered 1600 THB worth of hooka. She looked at me to pay. I told her straight up I'll buy the drinks for the night but I was NOT paying for that. She reached into her purse and pulled out her credit card and paid. She had my full attention at that point. So I was buying her glasses of red wine, I was sipping on my LEO and we were both smoking hooka and I was fucking lit and she was three sheets to the wind. The rest of night was crazy as we moved around walking street.

She ended up in my room. Naked in my bed. But no sex. She was waking me up in the morning after showering and getting dress. I was completely unaware. One of the reasons I don't bring untrustworthy girls to the room where I lay my head most nights. She kissed me and left. No request for anything other than we do it again sometime soon. Just one time was enough for me. We have stayed in touch but she doesn't any of this Big Black Dick (she told me I was too big for her, she saw it, felt it, got me hard and said no way) and I don't want to party with her if she is not at least going to suck my dick and have me meet my objective.

So, she leaves for another country on this week. Nice girl. Wish things had of worked out differently. But since I didn't have to pay any money to her, only covered my half of the party expenses for the night, over all it was a fun and memorable evening.

[SubCmdr]

Posts about other posters are super fun and it's the main thing keeping this rants section interesting. I enjoy reading submarine guy fight nyehvoz dude.

You like watching the internet equivalent of Chihuahua Mexican Toy Dog (I. E. Nyezhov) nipping at the heals of the internet equivalent of a big black Rhodesian Ridgeback?

It is mostly it is mostly irritating to me. But it must look pretty funny to others from the outside.

[SubCmdr]

Posts about other posters are super fun and it's the main thing keeping this rants section interesting. I enjoy reading submarine guy fight nyehvoz dude.

You like watching the internet equivalent of Chihuahua Mexican Toy Dog (I. E. Nyezhov) nipping at the heals of the internet equivalent of a big black Rhodesian Ridgeback?

It is mostly it is mostly irritating to me. But it must look pretty funny to others from the outside.

[SubCmdr]

In my experience, paid threesomes do not provide value to me.

IRL the half dozen real threesomes that I've had that were full bisexual encounters (uncompensated) that happened were because of the chemistry we all shared. They have been light years better than anything in a paid threesome encounter (so far only two).

I wrote about a recent one in the Thai Friendly user blog. It was a threesome in name only. There was a little joint play from the girls with me. No interactions between the girls. But I got to meet my objective with both girls. So, that made the encounter worth it. It was kind of fun having two girls show up to take my Big Black Dick. Both commented on my size. They want to repeat and so do I. It was just their thing. They like to do outcalls together.

If you need a stabbin cabin, I recommend the Ice Inn. I was staying there for the threesome. No problems whatever for the girls. I also like the place because they do not play. They log the girl in and hold their ID. Basic rooms. Killer location. Negative is the noise until 4 AM every night.

Also the Apex works well as a stabbin cabin also. I've written about both in the Pattaya Hotels thread.

All I do is win win win no matter what, got money on my mind I can never get enough and every time I enter a room everyone's hands go up. And they stay there!

The Cmdr is ballin like mother fuckin pro!

[SubCmdr]

Was wondering how the Pattaya freelancer scene is given the offseason. Interested in 6-8's (looks rating). I especially like to hunt in dance clubs, haha. Would appreciate any feedback. I am planning on going to BKK, and was wondering if I should swing by Pattaya.

It is low season. Freelancers remain available. There are fewer International Tricks here. The are better deals to be had.

Dance Clubs

Myst, Insomina, Lucifers, 808, Flexx, Tunnel.

The club scene is a late night affair not jumping off until at least after 0000 peaking between 0300 until 0700. Then move to the after hours bar called: Me and U.

[SubCmdr]

As in all of life it is not the critic who counts: It is the man in the arena.

For someone who doesn't care what folks think about him, you certainly go on rants about the fact you are a clown, boy.

You aren't a respected member, in any of the forum venues you disrupt.

Explore8939 responded:

Posts about other posters are worthless.

In the same vein, you seem to have a hard-on for the SubCmdr.

When are you coming to Thailand?

Explorer8939 is a fellow man in the arena.

[Nyezhov]

As in all of life, the biggest talkers are the biggest losers.

[SubCmdr]

I'm sure the bar owners prefer people that do it your way over the people who do it my way.

You better bruise your knees on the ground people do it my way because if everyone did it your way the bars could not stay open. Then what would you do?

Even given that, how is a visitor going to develop a relationships inside the bar unless they are frequent visitors? The best and fastest way for a visitor to get what they want in a Agogo is to spend some money. I gave an example of that. I can respect that those who are posted up do things differently. I am a very infrequent visitor to Agogos.

I much prefer the girls who bring me food and drink with me in my room then fuck me silly for a fraction of the price even you spend just in the Agogo. 1000 for mamason; 1600 Bar Bill. That is exactly what I give my regulars. 1500 Short Time; 100 Taxi. Unless they spend the night with me then I give them 3000. And with that money I have fucked. You haven't even got your dick wet yet.

But when I go out with my regulars I ball out: 6000 - 8000 for 12 - 16 hours with me and most of that is NOT spent sleeping.

The Cmdr be ballin like mother fucking pro!

All prices in THB

[SubCmdr]

Farangs fuck over these Thai Prostitutes like you would not believe. Mother fucks who have wheels down clock ticking simply do not know.

Pattaya is adult amusement park. As such there is a back stage and a on stage. Visiting mother fucks only see on stage. I've seen back stage and once you see it you cannot unsee it. Farangs fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Management fucks over these Thai Prostitutes. Landlords fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Other Thai Prostitutes fuck over these Thai Prostitutes. Their own family, boyfriends and husbands fuck over these Thai Prostitues. Don't believe me. Cal me out. I'll drop stories in your eye holes!

Don't let it ruin your fun. But all International Tricks that are visiting Thailand are supporting a system that is exploiting 90% of these girls. 10% get over. And that is what mother fucks like this want to talk about:

Ah, so these are other end of the spectrum. Lonely, Failed Marriages, Divorced, Widowed. Thailand has everything for everyone. It doesn't disappoint.

I am The Cmdr and I call it the way I see it!

[SubCmdr]

Not comments on how others do things which is what most people are doing in the threads. Lots of comments, but very little actual shared information on having sex with girls. I am glad you are not like that Trader of Hourse.

There is no disrespect for those who like to sit, drink, watch, chat, feel, buy lady drinks and listen to music. I'm sure the employees treat you well, you are important to them. It's a different way to enjoy the go go bars.

Damn straight! That is what I wanted to hear! Respect for the ways others do things even though its isn't like the way you do them. The board needs to hear all methods of doing things from people who are actually doing them on a regular basis. One of my greatest irritations are posters who think their way is the only RIGHT way to hire a prostitute. I can give you plenty of examples but I won't name names unless they come up in here and disrespect The Cmdr.

FYI, I put your Nana Plaza post in the Thread of Distinction. I can respect how other do things even if it is not like the way I do it. It also contained excellent information I will use during my next visit to Nana Plaza.

Spending money like that is likely to result in girls asking for top baht to join in hotel room.

As I said before that shit only happens in Bangkok. Here in Pattaya where I have been posted up for more than a minute I can behave in the same way and get quotes that are the actual REAL market price right from the mother fucking get. Of course I will counter at the price I am willing to pay (3000 Short Time) next time if I actually want to take the girl out of an Agogo Bar in Nana Plaza. But I've never paid 5000 for short time and I never will. That is long time price for in my mind. And I still have plenty of regulars that will do long time for 3000.

It's also OK to leave the 5000 ST offer behind and go find a different supplier on TF, a beer bar, the street, massage shop or wherever.

What the fuck do you think I've been doing Even in Bangkok I have girls from Thai Friendly that will do short time with me for 2000. Street roamers that will do short time with me for 2000. I can get my dick sucked for 800 THB in two different venues that specialize in that. One does not have to pay 3000 - 5000 for short time in Bangkok unless that is the market price needed to find the products that will work best for you (young, slim, pretty, CIP).

I know many people enjoy it that way, it's just not for me.

I can respect that. We all do things the way that work for them. All my friends I party with would rarely pick the same girls that I do. That why we have fun together. We are never competing over the same girls in the same venue. The Cmdr has not problem spending money on myself to have fun. If a venue makes money at the same time great. If the girls quote me above market prices and lose a opportunity at my business that on them. I don't care which method is preferred. Because I do not post up in any one venue on a constant basis. But when I am there:

The Cmdr is ballin like a mother fuckin pro!

All Prices in THB

[HorseTrader]

So let me get this straight. Big Spending that occurs from from a individual who is a trader of horses is respected and desired. Spending from my Big Black Stack is disrespected and unwanted.

Is that what you are saying Trader of Horses?

Of course, I have not been living in Bangkok for 8 years. I only visit occasionally. I tell you one thing, I get treated differently when I enter a Agogo and buy one drink and sit there alone than when I buy a bottle and invite three girls to sit with me and buy them all lady drinks. Even if I only have one girl sit with me. If I'm buying her multiple lady drinks EVERYONE treats me differently. I bet if I return to Rainbow (Nana Plaza, Bangkok Thailand) within the next month, I'll be remembered.

The Cmdr is ballin like a mother fucking pro!

The difference is that I don't enjoy sitting, drinking, and chatting in a noisy bar with girls who speak limited English. I deal with the go go bars the same as I deal with a hardware store, I find what I want and quickly get out. The ongoing big tips to mamasan are an effective way to assist in finding the products that will work best for me (young, slim, pretty, CIP). I've been visiting Nana Plaza for about a decade and there was only one time that I sat with more than one buddy and one girl (3 men, 3 ladies, 2 drinks each), that was the evening that I met my favored mamasan. That evening was an anomaly for me. Normally the bar will collect about 1600 from me per evening (1000 bar fine plus 600 drinks). I'll leave another 1400 baht in the bar as tips to mamasan and my server. The girls don't know that mamasan gets 1000 baht from me. Rarely will other girls get tips or drinks from me.

There is no disrespect for those who like to sit, drink, watch, chat, feel, buy lady drinks and listen to music. I'm sure the employees treat you well, you are important to them. It's a different way to enjoy the go go bars. Spending money like that is likely to result in girls asking for top baht to join in hotel room. I never flash a lot of cash, sometimes I plea poverty to explain why no bar fine tonight. It's also OK to leave the 5000 ST offer behind and go find a different supplier on TF, a beer bar, the street, massage shop or wherever. I know many people enjoy it that way, it's just not for me.

I'm sure the bar owners prefer people that do it your way over the people who do it my way. My favored mamasan and my selected girl probably prefer my way; everybody else in the bar prefers your way.