Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Lumens]

So far I have spent time with Orange, Cookies, BB and Meena. Orange is one of the most professional ladies I have been with. Very wide menu, if she does not initiate something just ask her what you want, f**ks like a porn star. On my second time seeing her I was having a little trouble and she went beyond the extra mile to get me to the finish line. Cookies is about the same high level of energy except she rimmed me without me even asking. Both have fake boobs and are in great shape. Orange looks like her picture on the website and had work done on her face. She always wears very sexy makeup. Cookies has a natural face. Body looks like the website but face is a little different. Meena, also very high energy. She also f**ks like a high energy porn star bunny. I am not sure how wide her menu is but I will be a return customer. Even though she brings porn star energy I enjoyed the friends with benefits vibe between rounds. She is sweet and funny. Smallest of the ladies I have been with there. She looks like a slightly darker version of the otherwise very accurate picture of her on the website. BB does not look like her picture. She has a noticeable surgical scar on the side of tummy and its not a see section which is not what her website picture shows. Despite that she did have a young sexy body. Mama told her I was there for someone who could do good BJ and said BB was the best of the girls available. She definitely took care of me. I want to try some of the other girls but at this point I feel a little guilty when more than one of the girls I have been with is in the line up and I have to choose between them. I tried a few girls at Boss 33 thinking it would be good like Boss 20. Sadly Boss 33 has been consistently mediocre.

[Sonic Bam]

I tried Suwon yesterday, got there around 16:15 and left 19:00 so quite a while. The course was as described previously. Receptionist led me to a couch and explained the 4 courses with prices on an iPad. 1st course was nuru and thai massage, 4000 B, 2nd was nuru with gel massage, 4500 B. I can't remember what 3 and 4 were but they were 5000 and 5500 B respectively. Next she goes through the available ladies on the iPad, skimming through quite quickly and had to slow her down a couple of times. The list available was pretty long. I was torn between Wawa and Pink and settled on Wawa.

After paying for course 2 I was handed off to a pool boy who took my shoes and led me to a locker with an electronic key on a wristband. There was no setting up a personal code as I think was reported. He gave me a towel and a pir of shorts. After changing I went through to the pool room and took a shower. Confusing things were that there is a shower right in front of you without soap or the like but there are also showere past the two pools with soap, shampoo, etc. There is also a large sauna you can use.

There is a hot pool and a cold one. I took a few minutes in the hot then crossed over to the cold one. The cold one was very good after walking down from Asok in the heat.

After the dips there is another shower and the attendant gives you dry shorts and a robe. After changing he took make back into reception then upstairs to a room with a massage bed, double bed and large shower area with inflatable mattress.

Wawa appeared a few minutes later and was the girl in the photo (and on the website) but a little more weight. She stripped off straight away and we were into the shower. Her body was not as good as hoped but who is a 60 something to complain when having an 18/19 year old spinner to play with. Nuru surprise was usual service. Some of the recently posting nuru aficionados might not have rated it but it was good for me.

After finishing and shower Wawa left and a few minutes later the massage lady arrived and gave a good gel massage (with shorts on). At the end of the massage she sent me to the shower in the room and she waited outside and the took me back downstairs to outside the locker room. Got dressed, collected shoes and I was on my way.

Wawa was good fun and (seemed) to be into the mattress action strumming herself in 69 with me having my tongue or fingers buried in her. The masseuse was also very friendly, fun and good at what she does. I will probably go back.

[Alex Deuce]

So if I visit Aries and I don't get the "part of the service" cat-bath, will you give me 5,000 baht? Is is a bet?

I went there last year for the third time in two years. I came in sweaty like a pig in the middle of the day and probably smelled like one too, at 6'3" and 275 pounds. I got a good scrubbing, was rubbed down with nuru oil, and had to pull the masseuse's tongue out of me. This happened every time I have been there. That was the only time I did not double session, especially with the two skinny ones with the bolt-ONS. As stated, there is a variable missing here. I don't get how you are missing out on the standard part of the process unless you have hemorrhoids or something.

[JackieMarlo]

Case in point:

I was in a place called Aiyume yesterday. First time, totally new place for me. I walked in, had a seat, picked a girl, paid for nuru. Within 10 minutes we were upstairs showering and then she was lubing herself up. Soon as she starts sliding on my back she does the spin and her tongue works up the back of my legs and right into my ass crack. It was totally normal and everything progressed from there into some great BBBJ and CFS.

Sure it was a great experience, because the girl really turned me on. She might even be more talented than the average. Still though this is exactly the TYPE of service I would always expect from any place doing a real nuru massage in Bangkok.

Sounds right to me. I got the full body licking cat bath and rim job at Pretty Massage on Soi 20 earlier today. Bovie was the one who did it, great BJ with her too. I would guess they all do it in nuru and I would be pretty surprised not to at least get the all over body licking at any nuru joint.

[Rick Rock]

Absolutely spot on. I couldn't have put it better myself. I did try to explain what the very basic elements of a proper Nuru massage are, but the poster in question couldn't accept it. I didn't want to offend the poor guy by suggesting that is just might be something to do with him (poor attitude, poor body hygiene, etc.). Maybe I was being too polite. But you have summed it up well.

Case in point:

I was in a place called Aiyume yesterday. First time, totally new place for me. I walked in, had a seat, picked a girl, paid for nuru. Within 10 minutes we were upstairs showering and then she was lubing herself up. Soon as she starts sliding on my back she does the spin and her tongue works up the back of my legs and right into my ass crack. It was totally normal and everything progressed from there into some great BBBJ and CFS.

Sure it was a great experience, because the girl really turned me on. She might even be more talented than the average. Still though this is exactly the TYPE of service I would always expect from any place doing a real nuru massage in Bangkok.

[SiamMan]

Some of the stuff on these forums is mind boggling, even after all these years.

Getting a "cat bath" with rimming is standard at any real nuru massage in Bangkok and has been for years and years.

I've never gone to Aries, Doki Doki, etc. And NOT received it.

Ever.

If you go to a place and they don't deliver the standard level of service, and it happens over and over at all these places with all these girls, you might want to examine yourself and ask why.

Absolutely spot on. I couldn't have put it better myself. I did try to explain what the very basic elements of a proper Nuru massage are, but the poster in question couldn't accept it. I didn't want to offend the poor guy by suggesting that is just might be something to do with him (poor attitude, poor body hygiene, etc.). Maybe I was being too polite. But you have summed it up well.

[Rick Rock]

Some of the stuff on these forums is mind boggling, even after all these years.

Getting a "cat bath" with rimming is standard at any real nuru massage in Bangkok and has been for years and years.

I've never gone to Aries, Doki Doki, etc. And NOT received it.

Ever.

If you go to a place and they don't deliver the standard level of service, and it happens over and over at all these places with all these girls, you might want to examine yourself and ask why.

[PgReal]

Interesting suggestion, but, no, I'd have to refuse that bet. There are far too many variables involved for it to be a fair bet, not least of which is which lady you picked,. But if you do visit Aries, you could try Nina, she was the top rated lady I saw the last time I was there.

I rest my case!

[SiamMan]

I've had four nuru sessions at Doki Doki over the past 5 years, and every time the girl licked me all over (including ass) after the nuru lotion had been applied.

I agree and I fear that many of these places now advertise Nuru so they can charge more, but in fact it's not a 'real' nuru massage. So maybe best to go to a well known and legitimate nuru place.

Yes, Doki Doki can be a good choice for Nuru. It used to have some of the best ladies in town, in terms of looks and skills. For sure now it has seen better days, but it is still possible to get good service there for a reasonable price.

[SiamMan]

So if I visit Aries and I don't get the "part of the service" cat-bath, will you give me 5,000 baht? Is is a bet?

Interesting suggestion, but, no, I'd have to refuse that bet. There are far too many variables involved for it to be a fair bet, not least of which is which lady you picked,. But if you do visit Aries, you could try Nina, she was the top rated lady I saw the last time I was there.

[Cornwall]

So if I visit Aries and I don't get the "part of the service" cat-bath, will you give me 5,000 baht? Is is a bet?

I've had four nuru sessions at Doki Doki over the past 5 years, and every time the girl licked me all over (including ass) after the nuru lotion had been applied.

I agree and I fear that many of these places now advertise Nuru so they can charge more, but in fact it's not a 'real' nuru massage. So maybe best to go to a well known and legitimate nuru place.

[PgReal]

Sorry to hear that your experiences at Aries and Sento were not up to expectations. I can only speak to my own sessions there in which I received everything I could want, including cat bath and rimming. Of course any session depends a lot on the particular girl you choose. I always try to choose the top tier girls as that usually guarantees good service. YMMV.

Also, licking all over while covered in Nuru gel is no problem for the girl. The genuine Nuru gel is tasteless and odorless and non-greasy.

So if I visit Aries and I don't get the "part of the service" cat-bath, will you give me 5,000 baht? Is is a bet?

[SiamMan]

I've been to Aries and sento and no cat-bath in sight, Also I can't see any girl licking you all over while covered in Nuru Gel.

It's funny that when this subject can come up on the forum several times that these MP shops (and others if you say it's so common) have never come up. It's always the opposite as in virtually impossible to find or get.

Sorry to hear that your experiences at Aries and Sento were not up to expectations. I can only speak to my own sessions there in which I received everything I could want, including cat bath and rimming. Of course any session depends a lot on the particular girl you choose. I always try to choose the top tier girls as that usually guarantees good service. YMMV.

Also, licking all over while covered in Nuru gel is no problem for the girl. The genuine Nuru gel is tasteless and odorless and non-greasy.

[PgReal]

Well, I don't know where you've been going for your Nuru massages, but I just hope it's not one of the regular massage shops where they've just added on Nuru to their menu of available services without providing their girls with the necessary training. Certainly, a cat bath and rimming are standard parts of any proper Nuru massage. For those you really do need to go to one of the dedicated Nuru shops where the girls are properly trained. You mention Mito on Soi 20, I don't know that place, but for sure, Mitu / Soap, on Soi 23, is a long-standing reliable venue, as are some newer places like Aries, Sento, Roze, and others. It's also important to pick one of the top-rated girls in whichever establishment as they will give the best service.

I've been to Aries and sento and no cat-bath in sight, Also I can't see any girl licking you all over while covered in Nuru Gel.

It's funny that when this subject can come up on the forum several times that these MP shops (and others if you say it's so common) have never come up. It's always the opposite as in virtually impossible to find or get.

[SiamMan]

Fair enough. Where do you suggest I go for great rim job? BJ bars? Soapies?

I'm in Manhattan and there are tons of AMP's here where just about all girls will rim you (360 usd for hour).

So my asshole is spoiled LOL.

Rim jobs have become quite a commonly available service nowadays in both BJ bars and soapies. So rather than a specific venue, it's more a matter of finding the right provider for your requirements. You can always check with the receptionist which girls are willing.