Medellin Reports

[Chico Bonito]

Technically we're alike, I even see where you're going condom optional. With time you'll be writing reports of you giving girls a protein injection with your Yogurt Gun.

I've been giving protein injections too, LOL. In some of my posts I've mentioned that I have a few favoritas in Bogota who give me BBFS with CIP, and don't charge me extra for either.

But if I'm acting as your Sage of Snatch or Guru of Gash I would say ...

"Sage of Snatch" rolls more easily off the tongue (double-entendre intended). On the other hand, "Guru of Gash" has a certain je ne sais quoi.

Same thing with Cali; It's a little harder to run through semi pros and no Parque Llreas but less expensive for everything from food and lodging and of course Pussy just hearing the prices paid in Meddy makes me not want to go even though I prefer the weather there.

Yeah, the only thing I don't like about Medellin is the high price for pussy. Although in my experience, pussy isn't that much cheaper in Santo Domingo these days, and other costs like lodging and food and Uber in SD can be more expensive than in Meddy (especially with their bullshit 18% sales tax for everything plus 10% obligatory tip plus begging / pressure for additional tips on top of that, so that most things end up costing at least 30% more than advertised).

Ranking the average pro prices in the few cities I've mongered in, from most expensive to least expensive, in my experience it goes: Medellin, Cartagena, Santo Domingo, Lima, Bogota.

When I was in Salvador, Brazil last year, I talked with a few pros on Tinder out of curiosity. The prices they quoted me were in between Lima and Santo Domingo prices, which seemed surprisingly high to me from what I had heard about Brazil. Especially surprisingly high for Salvador. But maybe that's because it was during Carnaval.

but if you're trying to go around the world being a Johnny Appleseed of Ass then feel free to follow my well worn trick trail.

No problemo. I'll try to keep planting my metaphorical seeds (but not biological seeds) around the world, and I'll try to keep reporting on what I discover.

[Chico Bonito]

But I'd say other valid tests are if they are squirting they are probably enjoying it ...
The chica I had over tonight I told her in Spanish that I don't want a mess like the last couple times she visited and squirted all over. I asked her if she remembered and she shyly pointed to the two different places it happened, neither was on the bed.

I know exactly what you mean, bro. It's fun when they squirt, seeing / feeling that physical proof that they had an orgasm, LOL.

[Lucky Nuts]

Easy test. Is she having sex with you without you giving her the money? I like to drive and I like money. If I am an Uber driver, I have no problem picking up my best friend and taking him somewhere at no charge. But I will be damn if I give some random mfs free rides.

Chick coming over tonight when she gets off work is not expecting money. But since I am paying 20,000 pesos for her Indrive each way, the pussy is not free!

I'll have to side with Haucho on this one Mr. E. No doubt a lot of these chicas like both the money and the physical enjoyment. Sure your test is accurate. If they will do it for free. But I'd say other valid tests are if they are squirting they are probably enjoying it while still getting paid. Or if they continue with the vibrator after the guy has blown his load they are probably enjoying the moment even after the money has been earned. Personally I'll settle for seeing the "piel de gallina" and toe curling along with the uncontrolled screaming to be convinced they are enjoying their work. The ones that can enjoy the sex while getting paid are always the best experiences imo.

The chica I had over tonight I told her in Spanish that I don't want a mess like the last couple times she visited and squirted all over. I asked her if she remembered and she shyly pointed to the two different places it happened, neither was on the bed. Thankfully she controlled herself and I didn't have to clean up again after she left tonight.

[VsebudetNY]

I have never given a chick $100 to fuck

I think you're in minority here LOL Have you ever been to Scandallo?

[PolloNegro]

You do understand that trying to get people in an online group to unanimously agree on any subject is like pissing off the Empire State Building and hoping to wet everyone in New York City—it just ain't going to happen. Remember, you are always going to have antagonistic people and trolls, and they have an agenda. But here at the U. M. C. (United Mongers Coalition), we salute all who pay for vagina! Stay vigilant! PN!

[GringoLoko]

Everyone pays for pussy even married men. Marriage pussy is the most expensive.

I had one friend who is married and gives his wife $1500 a month for doing NOTHING. Another friend of my mine gives his wife $500 when he goes on his pussy trips. Fuck being married.

[Mr Enternational]

In 2023 I had chica who was staying 8 pm-10 am for 250 mil (A+). One night she begged me to record myself doing her in culo. Explaining that some guy will pay her 100 USD for the recording. She showed me the convo on Whatsapp and multiple previous payments from him. I decided to help, recorded it with her phone and 10 minutes later after the video was sent - 100 USD landed to her Paypal.

I have never given a chick $100 to fuck; damn for some pictures and videos. That is why I never went to Fase 2 when the exchange rate was 1600. When it went to 4000 is when I started visiting. Same thing in Thailand during covid, I would go over this chick's place all night for $30. She showed me her paypal of dudes sending $100's for pics and videos too. The fucked up part is that some of the guys were in the same city and could have just come over like I did. They could have fucked and taken their own pictures for less than they paid for pictures alone. But I guess everyone has their thing.

[GringoLoko]

In 2023 I had chica who was staying 8 pm-10 am for 250 mil (A+). One night she begged me to record myself doing her in culo. Explaining that some guy will pay her 100 USD for the recording. She showed me the convo on Whatsapp and multiple previous payments from him. I decided to help, recorded it with her phone and 10 minutes later after the video was sent - 100 USD landed to her Paypal.

Sigh now it is 2026 and 1000's of more men do that now.

[Chocha Monger]

There isn't a single place in the mongering world that I've been to that is better now than it was 10 years ago. 10 years from now, I'll be saying the same thing in all likelihood. Cheap travel and only fans and the legions of simps have ruined everything.

Cheap travel is going away with major ultra-low-cost carriers exiting the market and rising rents for accommodations. As for the legion of simps, they will vanish with the next US economic downturn. The current US administration is also tightening up on the movement of dollars from the country, putting pressure on the Western Union Papi.

[VsebudetNY]

If you plan on getting some pussy then you better get used to it. I went and fucked a chick here in Barranquilla last night for 100,000 pesos. She also sells pictures and videos. I asked how much she makes each month from the pics and videos. She said $800 or $900. I said why are you telling me in dollars? She said that is how it is charged and paid out.

In 2023 I had chica who was staying 8 pm-10 am for 250 mil (A+). One night she begged me to record myself doing her in culo. Explaining that some guy will pay her 100 USD for the recording. She showed me the convo on Whatsapp and multiple previous payments from him. I decided to help, recorded it with her phone and 10 minutes later after the video was sent - 100 USD landed to her Paypal.

[Kazeu]

Yep, nothing stays the same. I think about that all the time when I'm at the gym and see some bangers that remind me of the type of babes that used to be in the casas for $13 USD. And don't get me started on the 2 4 1 specials. More Gringos means prices get driven up on every level. Some people either don't realize this or don't care. Also, as you mentioned, the exchange rate situation isn't favorable compared to what we were experiencing just a few years ago. Also, the perception of Gringos, in general, has gotten worse. And also the social media dynamic is now arguably a net negative. However, with all that being said, the environment for mongering and meeting women is still more favorable in Medellin than in the USA, it's just not as good as it used to be.

There isn't a single place in the mongering world that I've been to that is better now than it was 10 years ago. 10 years from now, I'll be saying the same thing in all likelihood. Cheap travel and only fans and the legions of simps have ruined everything.

[Orgasmico]

Wow this city sucks for putas now. Still nice weather wise even though it reached upwards of 80 which was strange but not unbearable. The metro is still convenient to get to the skate parks. But jeez do these girls suck. Haven't bothered to go to Poblado, but even ground zero sucks and independent girls advertising aren't that appealing. And new life is almost double the price given the price increase and exchange rate.

This city used to be awesome. I remember fucking soon to be famous girls for 20 $ USD (rabitdaly) and now its just ugly fat girls.

Yep, nothing stays the same. I think about that all the time when I'm at the gym and see some bangers that remind me of the type of babes that used to be in the casas for $13 USD. And don't get me started on the 2 4 1 specials. More Gringos means prices get driven up on every level. Some people either don't realize this or don't care. Also, as you mentioned, the exchange rate situation isn't favorable compared to what we were experiencing just a few years ago. Also, the perception of Gringos, in general, has gotten worse. And also the social media dynamic is now arguably a net negative. However, with all that being said, the environment for mongering and meeting women is still more favorable in Medellin than in the USA, it's just not as good as it used to be.

[JohnMong]

If you plan on getting some pussy then you better get used to it. I went and fucked a chick here in Barranquilla last night for 100,000 pesos. She also sells pictures and videos. I asked how much she makes each month from the pics and videos. She said $800 or $900. I said why are you telling me in dollars? She said that is how it is charged and paid out.

Haha thanks. And yes that is how onlyfans pays out. The statements are in dollars and so are the payouts. I manage a girls profile here in Medellin so I'm familiar.

[Degenerate24]

If you plan on getting some pussy then you better get used to it. I went and fucked a chick here in Barranquilla last night for 100,000 pesos. She also sells pictures and videos. I asked how much she makes each month from the pics and videos. She said $800 or $900. I said why are you telling me in dollars? She said that is how it is charged and paid out.

Her pics and vids prices just went up after you asked LOL! Jk.

[Huacho]

Easy test. Is she having sex with you without you giving her the money? I like to drive and I like money. If I am an Uber driver, I have no problem picking up my best friend and taking him somewhere at no charge. But I will be damn if I give some random mfs free rides.

Chick coming over tonight when she gets off work is not expecting money. But since I am paying 20,000 pesos for her Indrive each way, the pussy is not free!

No, that is a completely irrelevant test in the case of a hooker.