Pattaya Reports

[Axel Heyst]

Day 3:

Walking street:

This street is designed to rip off the tourists that want to take a ferry boat ride to reach Koh larn island or coral island as the foreigners call it. By rip off I mean that prices are hyped up to a huge extent just to get the max possible money from tourists.

Gogo bar named XS: Their policy is to allow only the fair skin people inside. This is just so that the allowed people should not feel awkward. That is their simple policy which lets brown or black skin people out. I understand their way of working, it is ok, I was happy to know things. Maybe they will reject entry to a black American or European too. Its just their way of working as each club has its own right to make an atmosphere that the allowed people will like. No problem here.

Gogo bar named Chick: Superb gogo with nude girls. You can easily see about 14 nude girls+ 14 on other side that turn up one by one to face you. So many nude girls that you forget their numbers to call them for lady drink (250 baht). Their entry is 200 baht and then your beer is 100 baht. I liked this one too much. I spent 2 hours inside. I spent on lady drinks too. The girl said 2000 baht is bar fine and 4000 baht short time. I refused to pay so much and came out..

Visal, your take on XS & Chick Go Go Club was very interesting in light of the fact that Chick is part of the Pin Up, XS, Atmos Group. The racial policies of XS that you allude to, however, is not due so "the allowed people should not feel awkward" but rather on the account of the behavior pattern of a few individuals who created a cheapness stereotype in the minds of the owners, and the girls. XS is a very popular bar, perhaps too popular. Anyway, space inside the bar is in high demand and limited supply so the owners can afford to cherry pick customers they believe will spend a lot of money on drinks and tips not customers whom they believe will take up space and spend the minimum on drinks. Everyone feels the pressure to consume when in these bars, yet XS Go Go remains popular because they have hot looking girls. Interestingly, I heard Atmos is closing down.

I never heard of Boss Go Go. I will do some research on it before I arrive in town. I am, however,. Surprised by your take on Galaxy. I always thought of it as a rip off Go Go and your price report about private 1000 bt lap dances & 2000 bt for touching only confirms my long-held opinion that this is a place to avoid.

Lastly, I am looking forward to reading your take on Soi 6. I could speculate on the experience you will have there, but I will wait to see what you post. Rock on,

A. H.

[Paolo99]

Gogo bar named Chick: Superb gogo with nude girls. You can easily see about 14 nude girls+ 14 on other side that turn up one by one to face you. So many nude girls that you forget their numbers to call them for lady drink (250 baht). Their entry is 200 baht and then your beer is 100 baht. I liked this one too much. I spent 2 hours inside. I spent on lady drinks too. The girl said 2000 baht is bar fine and 4000 baht short time. I refused to pay so much and came out.

Gogo bar named Harem: Total rip off. The girls are only 8 and that is it. Same prices for entry 200 baht + 100 baht beer + lady drink 250 baht. They literally know they are scamming you and just want to bore you with same girls. Gogo Bars like this should not exist.

Normally there's no entrance fee in gogos in Pattaya (or BKK). If they made you pay to enter the place, it is probably a policy directed to Indian customers only.

[Droog]

Club Fate used to be nicknamed "Club Fat", but there are now some much more petite young ladies there.

For those who are not familiar with Club Fate, it is a late night (open till 4 AM) Gents Club. Fairly recently expanded from it's smaller footprint, it has some of the most comfortable couches and chairs of any of the GCs I frequent. The manager, Dez, is a friendly guy. They have a good pool table surrounded by sharks in tight dresses, so be prepared to lose. The girls are friendly, the blowjobs are good and it's a great place to wind down the evening on Soi Boomerang.

[Dinotrex]

Can anyone offer any intel if Fishbowls still exists in Pattaya? (or Bangkok?

[Visal]

Day 3:

Walking street:

This street is designed to rip off the tourists that want to take a ferry boat ride to reach Koh larn island or coral island as the foreigners call it. By rip off I mean that prices are hyped up to a huge extent just to get the max possible money from tourists.

Gogo bar named XS: Their policy is to allow only the fair skin people inside. This is just so that the allowed people should not feel awkward. That is their simple policy which lets brown or black skin people out. I understand their way of working, it is ok, I was happy to know things. Maybe they will reject entry to a black American or European too. Its just their way of working as each club has its own right to make an atmosphere that the allowed people will like. No problem here.

Gogo bar named Chick: Superb gogo with nude girls. You can easily see about 14 nude girls+ 14 on other side that turn up one by one to face you. So many nude girls that you forget their numbers to call them for lady drink (250 baht). Their entry is 200 baht and then your beer is 100 baht. I liked this one too much. I spent 2 hours inside. I spent on lady drinks too. The girl said 2000 baht is bar fine and 4000 baht short time. I refused to pay so much and came out.

Gogo bar named Harem: Total rip off. The girls are only 8 and that is it. Same prices for entry 200 baht + 100 baht beer + lady drink 250 baht. They literally know they are scamming you and just want to bore you with same girls. Gogo Bars like this should not exist.

Russian gogo bar named Galaxy: This is absolute must visit with beer 300 baht. No bullshit, you can sit as long as you want. They have the real Russian spirit in them, they are polite as hell. I saw some very good nude dance performances, the girls came to me for tips, they were so happy with 50 baht tip that I kept tipping them each a 50 baht. I loved it. They try not to leave the stage, but some girls do let you go upstairs for short time. Prices are high but what to say in front of a beauty. Private lap dance is 1000 baht. Touching is 2000 baht.

There are 3 more Russian clubs that I do not remember the names. I went to all of them but Galaxy has the most girls.

Indian clubs: They are also total rip offs in my view as beer is 250 to 350 baht depending on the club. I went to all of them today. Some might like them as 300 is beer then 1500 baht is girl short time.

Leela has the best music with huge woofers to send the bass into your bones. Other clubs should learn from this club.

Boss Club: My guru goes to this club and he likes it a lot. He is the Indian that spends more than Koreans. He spents about 1000 dollars daily in this club. The girls cost 1500 baht short time.

Most Indian clubs have girls at 1500 baht price, but I was finished for today, so did not took efforts.

There are massage parlours in Soi Buakhao, they offer 1000 baht short time, some offer 1500 baht short time.

I am yet to go to Soi 6.

[Banana Boi]

Telephone Bar
I had heard about this place and the fact that they open at 9 AM, so I decided to check it out. Yes, you really do enter through a Telephone Box.

The bar is fairly small and there were only 4 young ladies working there and they weren't all that young. They were also rather chubby. On the other hand I got a very talented blowjob from one of them. All in all, I do recommend visiting this place at least once.

Thanks for the review I haven't read a Telephone Bar review for quite some time. In case you are unaware they have a sister bar on Soi Lengkee called Bar la Poste. Doesn't open at 9 am rather early afternoon.

[XXL]

Unfortunately they can not get it. The military does not play those games anymore. In my day, the places they said to stay away from were the ones we went to first. These days when they tell you to stay away, they mean it. Fucks up the entire reason a lot of guys go into the military: exotic pussy. When my cousin was on the GW (the one that just relieved the Abe Lincoln) and they pulled into Rio hoes were off limits. Back in the day in San Diego, we would go to Tijuana every weekend. These days they can not even go there. In Pattaya the last few years, the most I have seen those dudes do is walk around. I have not seen them inside of a bar or club. You can tell who they are by the haircut and clothes.

Do you mean they pull up into Thailand and are not allowed near real pussy? That's bad! And back home prostitution is illegal and what they get is arrest and their mug in the paper. Who will want to fight for such a country?

The reason you signed up for the foreign legion was African and Arab pussy. It has been like this since the dawn of time.

[Sam Sanuk]

The officers were concerned about the sailors getting in drunken fights and they didnt fight the mens desire for sex; they would openly encourage use of condoms. Sick bay was ready for whatever the sailors might bring back aboard the ship.

I never did shore leave with the crew in Pattaya, but it was positively remembered by the few enlisted and officers who experienced it.

My primary care doc was a naval flight surgeon who, when not stationed at a naval airbase, was deployed aboard ships like those associated with Cobra Gold. If grunts got a dose of VD, penicillin was administered for VD. If an officer came down with a case, it was prescribed for tonsilitis.

Sam.

[Droog]

I had heard about this place and the fact that they open at 9 AM, so I decided to check it out. Yes, you really do enter through a Telephone Box.

The bar is fairly small and there were only 4 young ladies working there and they weren't all that young. They were also rather chubby. On the other hand I got a very talented blowjob from one of them. All in all, I do recommend visiting this place at least once.

[HorseTrader]

You know that some way and some how, sailors are going to be getting some pussy! Hahaha!

MP cannot be everywhere, but the P4P girls can!

[The Cane]

That's too bad. I was never in the Navy, but I spent a huge amount of time on US Navy ships as a consultant. Hundreds of meals in crew's mess and ward room talking to sailors and officers about shore leave. Lots of meal time chit chat from enlisted about best port brothels, officers were much more reserved in their chit chat (at least in my presence). Shore leave, in particular Pattaya, was a highlight of these men's Navy careers. TJ/San Diego was also a highlight until TJ was placed off limits for sailors. The officers were concerned about the sailors getting in drunken fights and they didnt fight the mens desire for sex; they would openly encourage use of condoms. Sick bay was ready for whatever the sailors might bring back aboard the ship. I never did shore leave with the crew in Pattaya, but it was positively remembered by the few enlisted and officers who experienced it.

You know that some way and some how, sailors are going to be getting some pussy! Hahaha!

[HorseTrader]

Unfortunately they can not get it. The military does not play those games anymore. In my day, the places they said to stay away from were the ones we went to first. These days when they tell you to stay away, they mean it. Fucks up the entire reason a lot of guys go into the military: exotic pussy. When my cousin was on the GW (the one that just relieved the Abe Lincoln) and they pulled into Rio hoes were off limits. Back in the day in San Diego, we would go to Tijuana every weekend. These days they can not even go there. In Pattaya the last few years, the most I have seen those dudes do is walk around. I have not seen them inside of a bar or club. You can tell who they are by the haircut and clothes.

That's too bad. I was never in the Navy, but I spent a huge amount of time on US Navy ships as a consultant. Hundreds of meals in crew's mess and ward room talking to sailors and officers about shore leave. Lots of meal time chit chat from enlisted about best port brothels, officers were much more reserved in their chit chat (at least in my presence). Shore leave, in particular Pattaya, was a highlight of these men's Navy careers. TJ/San Diego was also a highlight until TJ was placed off limits for sailors. The officers were concerned about the sailors getting in drunken fights and they didnt fight the mens desire for sex; they would openly encourage use of condoms. Sick bay was ready for whatever the sailors might bring back aboard the ship.

I never did shore leave with the crew in Pattaya, but it was positively remembered by the few enlisted and officers who experienced it.

[SubCmdr]

Unfortunately they can not get it. The military does not play those games anymore. In my day, the places they said to stay away from were the ones we went to first. These days when they tell you to stay away, they mean it. Fucks up the entire reason a lot of guys go into the military: exotic pussy. When my cousin was on the GW (the one that just relieved the Abe Lincoln) and they pulled into Rio hoes were off limits.

Are you telling me that my fellow citizens serving in the US Navy will not be able to download a app and request to see a girl in the privacy of their own hotel room? We all know what goes on behind closed door is not only legal in Thailand but impossible to track. Plus, I am reading in in the Thai Friendly user blog that there is plenty of free sex to be had with girls on Thai Friendly. Young handsome sailors should have no problem if old, ugly, fat, farangs and farang dams are putting notches on their belts with girls who give them free sex on a regular basis.

[SubCmdr]

Hello SubCmdr,

Sorry for the late response. I was never into GC's during my previous trips, another fellow monger RakSopheni suggested to visit Bada Bing and since then I like that place.

So far experienced places are Bada Bing, Red House, Pirates, Amsterdam, The Factory and Bada Bing & Red House are my top places to go..

Thanks for the response brother JizzyB. The Factory was full of cold fish when I visited. I'll try it again on another day. I had an exceptional experience in The Red House and plan to return. Never been to Bada Bing but passing by there I really liked the line of girls sitting outside. Need to put it on my to visit list.

Appreciate the props and your thoughts about Bangkok. Seems we share some of the same preferences in venues.

[Mr Enternational]

Those sailors have been stuck in a terrible situation for many months. I wish them much happiness during their brief shore leave. They need it more than we do, we can wait.

Unfortunately they can not get it. The military does not play those games anymore. In my day, the places they said to stay away from were the ones we went to first. These days when they tell you to stay away, they mean it. Fucks up the entire reason a lot of guys go into the military: exotic pussy. When my cousin was on the GW (the one that just relieved the Abe Lincoln) and they pulled into Rio hoes were off limits. Back in the day in San Diego, we would go to Tijuana every weekend. These days they can not even go there. In Pattaya the last few years, the most I have seen those dudes do is walk around. I have not seen them inside of a bar or club. You can tell who they are by the haircut and clothes.