Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I left the massage shop at midnight and was passing by a buddy's restaurant when his wife saw me and called out for me to come back. I turned around to talk to her and she said it was her birthday and invited me in to eat. She always experiments with desserts and gives them to me and my friends to try when we come in. She said they were going to celebrate at 808 and invited me to come with them. She left on a Bolt motorbike at 12:30 and I went right after her. I caught up with her when the Bolt dropped her off where I always park. I told her she could have ridden with me.

We went in and got the tables. She told me she had 2 bottles coming out. The waitress also brought some ice, club soda, and Schweppes Manao. I paid 7 something for that with my discount. About 20 minutes later her husband, 2 waitresses from their restaurant, and an American chick who was in the restaurant when I was there came in. I saw this chick who I got into it with 12 years ago. One of two times a chick wanted to get the police involved. I posted about it here back then. In short, she was eating chicken nuggets in my bed and got the sauce all over my nightstand. Then she wanted to get in my bed without taking a shower with her dirty ass feet under the bottom. I kept telling her to leave. Then she walked around the bed to my TV and gave it a Bruce Lee kick. I threw her out nekkit and threw her clothes out after her. Like 3:30 am and she started beating on the door, etc. Anyway she ended up leaving with zero. Since I never got to fuck her, I got her number in 808 and took a picture with her to send to my cousin who lived in my building at the time of the incident and tried with security and the building owner to get the girl to calm down outside that night.

After getting her contact I saw a girl standing next to her that I had to have. I talked to her and got her contact. 3:30 am came around and we had finished the bottles and were getting ready to go. I told the second chick lets go and she followed behind me. She asked me if I know Soi 6. I said yes but I never go there. She said that she is 21 and works on Soi 6. I asked which bar. She said Ruby Club. A friend of mine who used to be a waitress at 808 is cashier at that place. We got home and fucked like rabbits. Then she started talking about she had to go. I said no way. She said her boss trips if she does not sleep there at the bar. I said well they are going to be tripping tomorrow when you get there. Then I passed out and she must have passed out too, because she was still there when I woke up at 10. I hit again then we got ready and walked out. I told her to let me scan and I sent her 1500 baht. I told her that I would drop her off but she said she would call Bolt.

That chick has been bugging the shit out of me since, asking me to go home with her to Lopburi and shit next week. One thing I forgot is that in the club when I added her on Line, I wrote my name and sent it to her. It would not send the message talking about I was blocked for violating the terms of service. It did the same thing with 2 other chicks that I had messaged last week who I have known for years. I showed it to her and she deleted my name and instead typed Hi, and it went through. Line sucks.

I might fuck around and go to Lopburi with old girl. Drive my motorbike up there. Only 4 hours. That same day me and my girlfriend had just gotten back from Koh Kood. We took my bike 4 hours there and had to drive back in Tropical Storm Lala. Thankfully I was a Boy Scout so I am always prepared. I must have been up 24 hours that damn day.

[Mr Enternational]

The other night I had some chick in my Line that I did not recognize so I hit her up. She wanted to come over for short time. I asked her how much and she said you tell me. I said 800. She said 1000. I said 800. Then she was on her way over. I fucked that chick BB 6 ways to Sunday and even ended up putting it in her ass by mistake. She was like ow ow ow. Then I was like well it is in now. I fucked her into a dead sleep. So it would have turned into long time, but I wanted to go to Pratumnak to get a massage before my place closed, so I woke her up at like 1045 after I got ready. Then she hit me up yesterday trying to come over again.

[Mr Enternational]

The lady that I buy Kamagra (700/ box) from to hook friends up with asked me to borrow 3000 baht the day after I bought 4 boxes from her. When I told her no, she had the nerve to ask why like I was her parent denying her something out of the store.

[Mr Enternational]

I had heard about this place and the fact that they open at 9 AM, so I decided to check it out. Yes, you really do enter through a Telephone Box.

The bar is fairly small and there were only 4 young ladies working there and they weren't all that young. They were also rather chubby. On the other hand I got a very talented blowjob from one of them. All in all, I do recommend visiting this place at least once.

And you can go upstairs to fuck on a couch in the hallway.

[Mr Enternational]

Are you telling me that my fellow citizens serving in the US Navy will not be able to download a app and request to see a girl in the privacy of their own hotel room? We all know what goes on behind closed door is not only legal in Thailand but impossible to track. Plus, I am reading in in the Thai Friendly user blog that there is plenty of free sex to be had with girls on Thai Friendly. Young handsome sailors should have no problem if old, ugly, fat, farangs and farang dams are putting notches on their belts with girls who give them free sex on a regular basis.

The last 2 Marines (20 years old) that tried that for free, the chick and her best friend ended up being 16 and one was the daughter of a Commander in the Thai Navy. The US government had to pay that man $75,000 to get them out of trouble on the Thai end. Who knows what happened to them on the UCMJ end.

[Mr Enternational]

Can anyone offer any intel if Fishbowls still exists in Pattaya? (or Bangkok?

They are called soapys or body massage places. They no longer have the glass, and instead of a TV, chicks play with their phones while waiting to get chosen.

[JizzyB]

Glad to know that I'm not the only one who felt like that in The Factory GC. For now The Red House & Bada Bing are my favs though I'm still exploring the GC territory.

Thanks for the response brother JizzyB. The Factory was full of cold fish when I visited. I'll try it again on another day. I had an exceptional experience in The Red House and plan to return. Never been to Bada Bing but passing by there I really liked the line of girls sitting outside. Need to put it on my to visit list.

Appreciate the props and your thoughts about Bangkok. Seems we share some of the same preferences in venues.

[JizzyB]

I read another praise for Club Fate. Dez is that Brit chap right? Girls are there but they mostly sit outside the club gossiping and few play at pool table. Maybe I went on a wrong / low day.

Club Fate used to be nicknamed "Club Fat", but there are now some much more petite young ladies there.

For those who are not familiar with Club Fate, it is a late night (open till 4 AM) Gents Club. Fairly recently expanded from it's smaller footprint, it has some of the most comfortable couches and chairs of any of the GCs I frequent. The manager, Dez, is a friendly guy. They have a good pool table surrounded by sharks in tight dresses, so be prepared to lose. The girls are friendly, the blowjobs are good and it's a great place to wind down the evening on Soi Boomerang.

[Visal]

What crackdown? What arrest of girls? I literally saw with my own eyes on beach road that police are sitting on chair as if they cannot see any girls while there are about 3 girls on their right and 3 on their left, I mean working girls, waiting for customers on Sunday and also on Saturday late 1 AM. I myself picked up a girl yesterday (Sunday) night 8 PM though I seriously think she was a minor, which I do not like but what to do.

[Mogwai]

Cleaning up operation. This time they seem to be scooping up Thai girls as well, not just Africans.
See following vid, time-stamp 2:40.
https://youtu.be/L_hBh-SFSd8?is=LClKq7pAEY1ZnYWq

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...r-groups-visit

So they arrested 25 women in total, on a Saturday night on Beach Road, Second Road, and in other public areas. Wow, I'm impressed LOL. There must have been hundreds of women standing there, so it's just a drop in the ocean.

[Downandup]

Some of the ladies in my rotation are all excited about the arrival of the USS Abraham Lincoln, I suspect I will get a lot of cancellations this week.

They will be disappointed, it's only 5000 sailors including offiers. Maybe only 40% will be able to get of the ship at any one time, there will be organised activities and the will be looking for a lot more than girls after so long in a noisy metal box with poor food, sleeping conditions and generally rough living conditions.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Day 3:

Walking street:

Gogo bar named Chick: Superb gogo with nude girls. You can easily see about 14 nude girls+ 14 on other side that turn up one by one to face you. So many nude girls that you forget their numbers to call them for lady drink (250 baht). Their entry is 200 baht and then your beer is 100 baht. I liked this one too much. I spent 2 hours inside. I spent on lady drinks too. The girl said 2000 baht is bar fine and 4000 baht short time. I refused to pay so much and came out.

Gogo bar named Harem: Total rip off. The girls are only 8 and that is it. Same prices for entry 200 baht + 100 baht beer + lady drink 250 baht. They literally know they are scamming you and just want to bore you with same girls. Gogo Bars like this should not exist.

The girls at Chick are not nude. There are 2 topless shifts and one with tops on. Based on my experience, the only Thai lady gogos in Walking Street with fully nude girls (don't know anything about the Russian ones as I have never been in one) are the 2 Windmill clubs (and apparently Electric Blue, which is next to them, althouigh I have not been to this one so cannot confirm).

Harem normally has two topless shifts and one top on shift of about 10-12 girls each.

[LittleBigMan]

This is nothing more than a show by the Pattaya officials, Historically Beach Road has always been the problem no matter who comes doing the raid is just to elliminate any potential problem. This action just forces if they actually do visit to places Like Soi 6, WS. Where it is still illegal but legal at the same time! LOL! This is nothing new same as if a place was holding the World Cup, Superbowl LOL.

Sailor or any tourist can still be " I love you long time " but just can't negotiate in open " they want one to do it in a venue think of it as buying a lady drink! then it becomes legal!

[EihTooms]

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...r-groups-visit

ROTFLMAO!

From the above print report:

PATTAYA - Police and human security officials arrested Thai, Lao and Ugandan women for alleged street prostitution on Saturday night, only days ahead of the arrival of about 5,000 crew and marines aboard a US navy strike group.

Does anyone honestly believe the sweep of prostitutes was for "street prostitution"? That they were caught actually fucking and sucking customers in exchange for money right there on the Beach Road sidewalk? Lolol.

This is obviously another example of lazy or poorly translated phrasing of what prostitutes in Thailand are almost always swept up for in public places. Not "for prostitution", of course, but for being seen openly and shamelessly soliciting for prostitution in a public place.

The video report of the sweep posted previously got it right. Twice. Once at around the 0:12 mark and again at around the 2:10 mark; "They (Pattaya City and Chonburi) have affirmed solicitation in public areas is against Thai law" and "Pattaya City Police and the Chonburi Ministry of Social Development and Human Security recently conducted a sweep to crackdown on solicitation along Pattaya Beach, 2nd Road and other high risk public areas to clearly demonstrate that Thailand strictly enforces laws against public solicitation.".

Why aren't they concerned about demonstrating that Thailand strictly enforces laws against, you know, discreetly agreeing to and engaging in prostitution between consenting adults?

Because nobody has ever found a law forbidding that in Thailand. Nor has anyone been arrested for it in Thailand. Nor has anyone been jailed for it in Thailand. Nor has anyone been punished for it under the law in Thailand.

https://youtu.be/L_hBh-SFSd8?is=pIDbXfYN2OdGykMH

It's the same old, same old laws against certain prostitution-related behaviors for which there are several citations and sections written in Plain Language in the Thai Penal Code and Prevention and Suppression of Prostitution Act of 1996 subject to arrest and punishment and not for consenting adults age 18 or older merely discreetly agreeing to exchange money for sex and then discreetly engaging in that behavior in private, for which there are no laws or citation of a crime subject to arrest or punishment written in Plain Language, Complicated Language or any other language anywhere in any legally enforceable Code or Act in Thailand.

[Axel Heyst]

It's an Indian disco. Pretty certain you won't be setting foot in or anywhere near it when you arrive.

This past trip was the first time I walked south of Pin Up in years because I wanted a McDonald's ice cream (really need to put a Mixue on WS). I had forgotten iBar and Insomnia still existed!

Clear your inbox!

Hey BB, how are you doing? I once checked out an Indian Go Go near the far end of Walking Street. The girls were more physically tilted towards, I guess you could call it, Indian tastes. Not that there is anything wrong with that! If I knew where I could go in India to hook up with some Bollywood aspiring young actresses, I would be on the next flight.