Pattaya Reports

[Paolo99]

She cussed me the fuck out and said she has a job and not to worry about her.

Your discussions with these girls are looking hilarious.

Was there a misunderstanding before she got crazy like that maybe?

[Paolo99]

Sunday Grand Jomtien Pattaya. She said that she had to change rooms a couple of times to get a good one. First in the aircon did not work good. Second one the bed was not comfortable.

Thank you.

I looked agoda before you gave the name, it didn't show up.

The price is indeed around the price you quoted and the reviews seems to confirm what the girl said, there are a lot of complaints.

It's crazy that at that price the place is still looking empty as shown on your pictures.

[LondonBird]

I think folks are slipping on the chicks at the massage shops. There are a lot of good chicks in those. Recently talking to one who said I should be her boyfriend. I said and what would that consist of? She said love only me, spend time with me, pay my rent, give me money. I cook for you and suck your dick and fuck you. I should have asked who is going to buy the food. Instead my interest was piqued so I asked her how much money. She said 25,000 baht per month. I say divide that by 30 days and you get 833 baht per day. What if I am just your boyfriend for 2 days and I give you 1000 baht each day.

Sounds like a sugar daddy arrangement. You can let her move in with you and save her rent, might be then 15,000 baht; much cheaper than marriage! Also cheaper than the cost of a couple of girls in walking street.

[Mr Enternational]

The second night out with my buddy, I have not gotten a chance to write about yet. But it was 1 am when I was on the way to get him. I was passing a massage shop and a chick sitting outside called out to me. She was cute so I made a u-turn. She wanted me to get a massage but I told her I was busy and would come the next day. The next 2 days I had forgotten about it. When I remembered, I went up to the shop about 1 pm but they said she was not there yet. They said she would come about 5.

I came the next evening and got a foot massage for 150. Just so happens she said she worked 8 years in a factory making plastic parts for cars in the same city that my brother lives in in Korea. She eventually got busted by immigration and was blacklisted. She went back to Thailand and got into massage school. Two nights after I got the massage, I told her to come see me. She asked where I was and I sent the location to my place. She did not respond.

Two days after that (yesterday) I asked her why she forgot me. Then she started talking about my wife. I did not know what the hell she was talking about. I said what wife. She finally agreed to come and asked me how much I would give her. I said my wife said I can give you 1000. She countered with 1500. I said my wife said can not. Then she said 1200 for Bolt. I said I will come get you and she asked when. Now.

I went to the shop to pick her up and she started talking about my wife again, asking if she was at work. I said no she is at home. She likes ladies too. She asked if she wanted a massage. I said no. She wants boom boom and I watch. We got to my place and I opened the door and said honey I am back. We went in and she did not see anyone. She asked where my wife was. I said why the hell do you keep saying I have a wife. She said when you came to get a massage you showed me the pictures of when you and your wife went to Korea. I had forgot all about that shit.

I beat the hell out of that pussy, then transferred 1000 baht into her account and dropped her back off at the shop.

I hit my regular massage lady up and told her I was on the way to Pratumnak. But it started raining when I got to Soi Hollywood, so I told her I could not come. She said it was not raining in Pratumnak. I doubled back to Buakhao and the bottom fell out. I pulled over under the shed of a hotel to put my raingear on. Then I decided to just go to my girl on Buakhao to get a massage. I took off all my clothes in the middle of the part of the shop where they have the beds. She said you are getting a Thai massage, not an oil massage. I told her that I like to be comfortable. She said you can not do that, there are cameras. I said I am sure they have seen a nekkit man before. She was talking about how much she misses me. I said you can not miss me if you say 1500 LT is not enough. She said but you want to fuck too much for only 1500. Then she started laying on my chest talking about how lazy she is today. The hour was over before I knew it.

[Mr Enternational]

What's the name of the hotel?

Sunday Grand Jomtien Pattaya. She said that she had to change rooms a couple of times to get a good one. First in the aircon did not work good. Second one the bed was not comfortable.

[Paolo99]

That hotel was big as hell. I could not even find the damn elevator. She said she pays 278 baht per day for the room. I said bullshit. Then she pulled it up on agoda and showed it to me.

What's the name of the hotel?

[Mr Enternational]

It's been at least 30 years since I did the "club" scene. That was in the day when the Nana Hotel had a disco on the ground floor and was a really happening place! Girls were a mix of "civilian" shop girls; freelancers;

My first time in Thailand was 2005. Guys in the Bangkok thread said to stay at the Nana Hotel. I was asleep when my wingman knocked on the door with a gift. He had gone down to Angels Disco which was located inside the hotel and gotten each of us a girl. Those chicks stayed with us 2 days and showed us all around Bangkok. My girl even taught me a few phrases of Thai that she said I definitely must know to get chicks. (The first words being pai nai; where are you going. To this day I use that when I see a chick that I like walking by.) I still have the paper that she wrote it on. At the end, we gave them 2000 baht each. I do not remember, but my buddy said at that time the baht-USD was 40 to 1.

[Mr Enternational]

Me and my boy walked into Club Fate the other night. Soon as we walked through the door saw a guy on the couch of the left getting his dick sucked. Dude on the couch on the right was sucking some titties. We walked to the back to see all the other girls then turned around and walked out.

[Mr Enternational]

I think folks are slipping on the chicks at the massage shops. There are a lot of good chicks in those. Recently talking to one who said I should be her boyfriend. I said and what would that consist of? She said love only me, spend time with me, pay my rent, give me money. I cook for you and suck your dick and fuck you. I should have asked who is going to buy the food. Instead my interest was piqued so I asked her how much money. She said 25,000 baht per month. I say divide that by 30 days and you get 833 baht per day. What if I am just your boyfriend for 2 days and I give you 1000 baht each day?

My brother told me to ask her about going to Korea to be his nanny. For some reason that did not go over well. She cussed me the fuck out and said she has a job and not to worry about her. Late last night she hit me up saying she is having a problem. She had been fighting with some guy and asked if I could help her. I remined her that she told me I did not need to worry about her and she cussed me out again. Trying to call me up to play captain save a ho. She got the wrong one. I will say that I would have been curious as to what was happening if I did not already have a superstar in my room.

[Mr Enternational]

When did Thai women get all this ass? I can't believe the bumfus on some of these Asian women. They didn't have all this booty when I came in 2019.

Met a chick on TF yesterday. She told me 1500 short time. I said 1500 long time and she agreed. Tonight I wanted to see her so I told her I would go to where she is staying in Na Jomtien around from Pupen. She said 1500 short time. I said yesterday you said long time. I sent her a picture of it. She said there must have been a misunderstanding because long time is 2500-3000. I said okay. Well 1000 short time. She said okay and I headed over. That hotel was big as hell. I could not even find the damn elevator. She said she pays 278 baht per day for the room. I said bullshit. Then she pulled it up on agoda and showed it to me.

She is from Udon Thani and had been in Bahrain for the last 8 years. Said she only came to Thailand for 2 weeks to renew her passport, then she is going to Turkey. She was acting all businesslike at first.

Then after I knocked the bottom out of that pussy, she wanted to act like she was my girlfriend.

[Mr Enternational]

Will be there 25-28 SEP. You Available?

Another question, since I saw you posting in Bogot. Are you also Spanish Speaker?.

I will not be here those days. English is my first language, followed by French, Portuguese, Spanish, then Thai. My first time to Colombia I did not speak Spanish, but I spoke Portuguese, so Spanish was easy to learn. I basically learned it on the fly.

[Nyezhov]

Yep. Thanks for taking the time to post this and a couple of other pictorial reports! Makes me wish I was 40 years younger. It's been at least 30 years since I did the "club" scene. That was in the day when the Nana Hotel had a disco on the ground floor and was a really happening place! Girls were a mix of "civilian" shop girls; freelancers; Nana Plaza chicks who arrived when the bars closed. Sadly, the music and tempo of today's clubs seem to be a poor fit for us elder philanthropists. No country for old men. I envy you young bucks. Monger on! And thanks again for the reports..

Oh that's the first time I have seen the Nana Hotel mentioned in a long time. I went there with stickman years and years back.

[SubCmdr]

Heavens Above has been added to my S tier ranking of the clubs. 3rd pic is Praew and 4th is Num. -JizzyB.

Outstanding report my brother. Complete with pictures. One of my favorite places also. Keep up the great posting!

[JizzyB]

Thought of exploring Soi Boomerang & Soi Buakhao areas so started walking from one end to another and saw PlayGirlz, wanted to go but music was blasting too loud. Went ahead towards Octopussy but there were not much staff. My eye caught bright neon sign of Heavens Above and I decided to visit this place. I enter and see full of topless girls, my eyes lighten up and lady manager arranges a seat on the couches on the right side which was occupied by one or two patrons and bar girls. As soon as I took a seat, ordered a cola for myself and girls sitting nearby start soliciting to choose one of them. I told them, let me observe and I'll choose shortly. No nagging further which I liked. It took me a good 15-20 minutes to absorb the environment. There were plenty of girls at every corner of the club. From short to tall, spinner to chubby, young to mid-age, stunning to ugly, flat-chested to bolt-ONS. Every spectrum was captured accurately. Opposite and mid section was mostly occupied by the Blue-pill men and they were devouring on their companion ladies. I called the lady manager and told her in Thai that I want a natural busty girl. She finds a one and brings me Num a 21-22 yrs old young cute petite girl with braces and soft supple boobs. She ordered a drink for herself and I start exploring her everywhere. She was incredible and I continued with her for another 2 drinks further. Then I took a break and started exploring again. Many acts happen in between where fully nude girls go on each other and that was star act for me. Girls climb on tables and dance you're able to see their asses closely. Then I call a cute faced girl I don't recall her name but she had silicone but was very bubbly and I enjoyed another two drinks with her. Asked her if she can meet me outside of working hours but she declined. In-between ladies from Cleo's hideout visit with placards and I find some of them good. Another patron joines me on my couch beside and he took 3 girls at one go and he was dry humping them. LOL, it was so funny to watch. I stayed till closure of the club and before that another girl named Praew came to me and asked if I'll be interested in having a drink with her upstairs. I said yes and went upstairs to Cleo's Hideout. It was a small place with 6-7 ladies and took corner seat with her. Her boobs were also soft supple with lighter shade of nipples. I enjoyed her too to my content. It was already late for me so I decided to leave. It was simply an amazing experience for me. Heavens Above has been added to my S tier ranking of the clubs.

3rd pic is Praew and 4th is Num.

-JizzyB.

[Dinosaur9]

Day 1 - land in Bkk in the am. Travel to Areca and room isn't ready. Put shit down and walk to Juney massage. I heard the owner had some great jaw skills but for some reason she didn't want to give the massage, deferred me to a short thick employee that was more my type anyway so I said fuck it. She didn't even feign wanting to give a massage, went straight for the sex which was decent. Before action she said we'd have to use a condom, saying it almost regretfully. It was funny because everywhere else I've been it was an obvious requirement. 1.5 bht.

After that went to check into room. First time in Pattaya so just walked around LK Metro a bit. Was supposed to meet with redditor but he was all the way at Soi 6. Went to hunny Lounge, got a BJ by three girls at a table for 500 bht each and paid for the youngest cutest girl to get naked. After I busted in one of the girls mouths chilled with the young one and played strip connect 4.

Then went to I believe shaggers on LK and talked to a tall cute girl that said she was 32. She told me her cost for st was 4 k, told her I was going to meet up with a friend first and when she asked me where I told her Soi 6. Her demeanor changed completely, got cold and she kept saying "I'm going to where all the young girls are". Gave me a cold hug, I guess she was a but salty as she knew I wouldn't be back if I went to the 6 and after going I can understand why LOL.

After a while traveled to the 6 to meet with guy who was from Australia. Was actually a cool dude and we ended up hanging every single day. He showed me the ropes of the bar scene and we spent the next week hanging. Our routine was alternating picking a bar on a new Soi and end on Soi 6 where we'd go in, make up a lie to the girls about our jobs, play connect four with them and make out if we win, give them 20 or 100 baht if they win. We ended at the iBar restaurant overlooking the water.

Day 2 - this trip I had to decide between Medellin and Pattaya. I chose Pattaya because of the access to early action. In Medellin early service is really hard to find. I woke up and wanted a BJ so I went to Soi 13/2 to check out Kitten and pump station. Did the standard walk up the street to scope and walk back to make a decision. Before I could make any decision a tall cute girl from a massage shop right across from kitten ran out and grabbed me. Because she was acceptable I went with it. Paid the Thai massage rate which was 300, more expensive than what seemed to be the standard at 200 but I said fuck it.

She took me upstairs and gave me one of the worst "let's get it out the way" massages I ever had. Then flipped over and propositioned. I said I just wanted a BJ and she said something like 3 k. I said no thank you I'll do 1.5. She kept going down and I stood firm. She didn't acknowledge the price but she got naked, pulled my dick out, put my hand on the back of her head and made me force her head up and down on my dick. . She then forced me to stand, got on her knees, shoved my dick in her mouth, put my hands on her head and made me face fuck her.

She then stood up and shoved me inside of her and made me fuck her against the wall completely raw. I was literally stunned in shock. I said fuck it and went with it because in anticipation for stuff like this I started prep before the trip. I finished in her mouth (which she seemed to hate), showered and paid her and left.

After some roaming met up with the aussie at evening and did our daily ritual. Two standouts bars was a short cute girl with a nice ass at Elysium who I wanted but she was very business like with little pecks, and I don't pay for girls who don't make out with me. And a tall, Chinese looking girl at Hollywood who was by far the thickest Asian I ever met with a shocking amount of ass and hips. After 2 pm we met up, got food at the iBar restaurant and took her home for 2 k. Didn't even feign expecting me to put on a condom, smashed raw at night and morning. Though she slept like a fucking bear getting up and 3 pm!

Day 3 - since my day started late because of the girl, didn't get into much during the day. Went to heaven above right around 7 and there were like 4 girls. Chose a girl who was decent and told her I would take her upstairs soon and I swear within minutes the bar was filled with girls most of which were much better looking. But since I committed, I took her upstairs but couldn't cum because it was so hot. Left and met up with the aussie. Did out ritual on buakhao and chiuyapoon, then ended night on the 6. Stand outs include candy bar that had this absolutely fucking GORGEOUS short hair girl but unfortunately had terrible English and the personality of a wet rag so I didn't get her contact. And I was with a couple guys so I wasn't completely comfortable with taking her upstairs but looking back I wish I did. And Inferno which had a girl who's body was absofuckinglutely amazing with an average face which is my favorite. We didn't do heavy make out action so I didn't meet up with her. Girl from Hollywood kept hitting me up but didn't take her home which I'm glad I didn't.

Day 4 - woke up with the diarrhea. I thought it may have been the PREP because it give me short term runs but when it started coming out green and sticky I knew it was food poisoning or something. Most likely it was from a licking the ass of the girl from heaven, which I knew not to do but when it's tooted up it's hard to resist LOL.

The aussie gave me something to stop me up which actually helped, and the pharmacy gave me a z-pack and something Thai which also helped stop me up. After a few hours I was ready to be a degenerate. Did our ritual on buakhao and pothole. Standouts include Avarice on the 6 where I met this tall, athletic 21 yo ex model who was beautiful with an incredible ass. We vibed quite well but she was more business like but still got her number. I went to see her every day after thay. Ended the night with Hollywood girl again. She once again slept like a bear, woke up at 3 pm and we got hotpot at a mall for breakfast. 2 k again.

Day 5 - day started late again, this time we did our ritual on buakhao then bong Koch. The standout was vice city. Now we went to this bar the night before and I sat with a short girl who wasn't special but she had some tits, left after a drink. That day we walked past and was dragged in. After telling the mamasans to give us a second she forced a lineup and I chose a girl. Now this girl wasn't necessarily a stand out at all. She was kinda cute her booty looked nice in her skirt. I'd say 6. 5/10. But what stood out after we sat down and started playing connect four was how comfortable and affectionate she was. We didn't even talk a lot but she was leaning into me and she gave deep kisses quickly. We took a Pic and you'd think we were in a relationship. Got her contact and then went to bong Koch.

Went to a few bars, got a few girls naked and ended up at black angel as it was the only place open after 12. I was vibing with a cute girl and the aussie didn't like anyone else so he dipped. I ended up going with the girl to a BJ room. Was the best head I've gotten all trip. 700 but only had a 1 k bill so gave it to her as a tip for sucking like a champ after I'd been walking around hot ass Pattaya all day.

At around 2 am the girl from vice city contacted me and asked where I was. Told her on walking street and she implied I was with a lady. Told her no and told her I was at Insomnia, she said she was there and we met up. Grinded and made out all night, then went to Myst and did the same until 8 fucking AM. Haven't clubbed this hard since college. Went home and she said "you have to pay me baby" when we started getting down. As I was gearing up to put it in she said "have condom"? Playfully told her no and she made a smirk, put the condom on went to town. 2 k.

Day 6 - once again woke up late af. Shocked my stomach was cooperating, dropped vice city off at work then went to this amazing seafood restaurant called pad Lilly. Got some pork neck, giant river prawns and crab dishes. Went to kitten bar and was talked into a double BJ by two of the old women. The head was average, the girl that started off asked if I wanted swallow and I said yes. But the other girl finished and when I came in her mouth she pulled away. Was 1. 5 and I have yet to really have a double BJ that was worth it.

We did our bar ritual around tree town and Soi 6. The aussie wasn't feeling well so he dipped on me. Stand outs included sex and the City that had this girl with an ass that could kill, a bar with a mamasans that wanted my dick and hooked us up with endless shots, and avarice with my ex model. Also got dragged into a bar with a bunch of mediocre looking girls. I chose a girl who, I hate to say it, but her face was homely but she had a cute little booty. Bought her drinks and made her feel like a queen, when I left she gave me a huge hug and asked me to come back later. Went back to vice city, more making out and cuddling and took her home again. This time she didn't even pretend wanting to use a condom, fucked that night then again in the morning. 2 k again.

Day 7 - the assie was down for the count. Hit up a gang of bars on Soi again, went back to see the homely girl and bought her some shots and spent the time at our table kissing her neck, choking her and rubbing her pussy. I tried to leave and she refused to take my bill to the bar, spending 15 minutes begging me to stay and fuck her for free LOL.

I went back to sex and the City for the girl with the amazing ass but she was no where to be found. I guess she went upstairs. I also went to a bar I can't remember that had a girl that looked exactly like an Asian version of Nikki Minaj. She even admitted she gets that all the time. Finally went back to Avarice and spent time with the ex model. We were quite close and I was rubbing on her delicious looking booty for hours. I saw a guy come from upstairs with a girl and I playfully asked her how much to bite her booty. She said 2 k and asked if I wanted to go upstairs. It was my last day and I was by myself so I said fuck it.

Went upstairs and sucked on her ass and clit like a chicken bone. She was just as energetic and sassy riding dick as she was to talk to. After I came I started gathering up clothes, she just laid on the bed with her legs open and her ass up for like 5 minutes. I was confused as normally this is CLEARLY the time when they rush back to work. I said too bad she didn't have another condom and she said something along the lines of "if you have one, I got you when we go downstairs" with her ass still up. Confused I look at her and say "you want me to put it in like this?" and she gives a smirk. She clearly wanted more dick and I then fucked the shit out of her raw and leave a load deep inside of her. Asked for another 2 k for raw which I gave willingly, though I'm sure I could have talked her down.

I planned on taking her home after she got off work but she only offered ST and I had to leave in the morning so I declined. My vice city ploy hit me up but was out and asked if she could meet up a little later. I was tired af and still not packed so I just ignored her. She kept ringing my phone and sent me a Pic from my lobby so I answered and let her up. More sex that night and the morning, packed while she slept (these Pattaya bitches sleep like fucking reptiles in cold weather) and left.

The city was very quiet, almost empty and we had our pick of any girl we wanted. There was only one or two times where we didn't have access to a ploy we wanted. And most bars we were the only ones there. I can't imagine going during high season, although this trip was so good I have to go back ASAP.