Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Thursday night I decided to head up to the 6 to buy a drink for a couple of chicks I know. I walked past Ruby Club where one chick works. She was sitting right there facing the street and started calling out to me. I acted like I did not see her and continued on to where the cashier chick works. The RC chick sent a picture of me walking down the street. I went to the toilet, but did not see the cashier behind the bar. They had signs up that said cash only. I thought I did not have money (because I am used to scanning) so I left out. Of course plenty of chicks were pulling on me during the walk. One chick said to come in for a drink. I told her I do not want drink, I want boom boom. She said 1000. I said I did not gave any money, but asked her where the Kasikorn ATM was. It was right next door. I told her that I would be right back, but had no intentions to.

I took 3000 baht out and walked to the other side of the street where she could not come. I walked up to Ruby and told the chick I was just joking by ignoring her. I ordered a Coke Zero. Her and another girl were sitting on the front where a guy was buying them a bunch of shots. Then the guy took them and another girl to a side table to buy more drinks. I chilled drinking my drink and started hearing thunder. All of a sudden the bottom dropped out of the sky.

I looked at the radar and it appeared that shit would not be stopping anytime soon. The street started flooding and I was like I knew I should have kept my ass in the house. Chatting with my boy, he told me to just leave my bike and call Bolt. I said I thought about that, but I still have to go to my bike to get my bag. Eventually, I decided to brave it. Got to my bike and put on my raingear and headed for adventure.

I contemplated whether I should go up to Second Road or down to Beach Road. I chose Beach Road and that shit ended up being a lake. I got to Pattaya Klang and turned left. But when I got a little past Second Road, I saw everyone ahead turning back. There was a big ass lake up near Buakhao. I drove past Pattaya Memorial Hospital and went the wrong way down Second Road to Soi New Plaza. Once again got up by Buakhao and people were turning back. So I turned back and kept down the wrong way on Second Road to Soi Honey. That mf was a river, but I was like fuck it. Got to Buakhao and that was an even deeper river. Almost home so I said I might as well stop by the chicken shack while I am out. Got a 6 piece chicken tender and headed home to take a shower.

Half way finished eating and it dawned on me that I did not pay the lady the 60 baht for the chicken. I got dressed and headed back up there. I gave her 100 baht and asked why she did not say anything. She said that I drove off so fast. I went back home and met the girl of my dreams on Thai Friendly, who came over shortly.

[Werqweq]

When I left out of the bathroom I was ambushed by a chick (pic white shirt) who was grinding against me with her ass. She pulled me over to the wall and pulled her skirt up and bent over to do the shit. I slapped her on her ass and said you are coming with me tonight. She said how much you give me. I said 1500. She said short time? I said hell no. Long time. She asked if she went with me before for 1000. I said yes. I got her contact. I told her to standby because I had to go back over to my friend.

Wow, girl in white shirt is really pretty.

[Paolo99]

She cussed me the fuck out and said she has a job and not to worry about her.

Your discussions with these girls are looking hilarious.

Was there a misunderstanding before she got crazy like that maybe?

[Paolo99]

Sunday Grand Jomtien Pattaya. She said that she had to change rooms a couple of times to get a good one. First in the aircon did not work good. Second one the bed was not comfortable.

Thank you.

I looked agoda before you gave the name, it didn't show up.

The price is indeed around the price you quoted and the reviews seems to confirm what the girl said, there are a lot of complaints.

It's crazy that at that price the place is still looking empty as shown on your pictures.

[LondonBird]

I think folks are slipping on the chicks at the massage shops. There are a lot of good chicks in those. Recently talking to one who said I should be her boyfriend. I said and what would that consist of? She said love only me, spend time with me, pay my rent, give me money. I cook for you and suck your dick and fuck you. I should have asked who is going to buy the food. Instead my interest was piqued so I asked her how much money. She said 25,000 baht per month. I say divide that by 30 days and you get 833 baht per day. What if I am just your boyfriend for 2 days and I give you 1000 baht each day.

Sounds like a sugar daddy arrangement. You can let her move in with you and save her rent, might be then 15,000 baht; much cheaper than marriage! Also cheaper than the cost of a couple of girls in walking street.

[Mr Enternational]

The second night out with my buddy, I have not gotten a chance to write about yet. But it was 1 am when I was on the way to get him. I was passing a massage shop and a chick sitting outside called out to me. She was cute so I made a u-turn. She wanted me to get a massage but I told her I was busy and would come the next day. The next 2 days I had forgotten about it. When I remembered, I went up to the shop about 1 pm but they said she was not there yet. They said she would come about 5.

I came the next evening and got a foot massage for 150. Just so happens she said she worked 8 years in a factory making plastic parts for cars in the same city that my brother lives in in Korea. She eventually got busted by immigration and was blacklisted. She went back to Thailand and got into massage school. Two nights after I got the massage, I told her to come see me. She asked where I was and I sent the location to my place. She did not respond.

Two days after that (yesterday) I asked her why she forgot me. Then she started talking about my wife. I did not know what the hell she was talking about. I said what wife. She finally agreed to come and asked me how much I would give her. I said my wife said I can give you 1000. She countered with 1500. I said my wife said can not. Then she said 1200 for Bolt. I said I will come get you and she asked when. Now.

I went to the shop to pick her up and she started talking about my wife again, asking if she was at work. I said no she is at home. She likes ladies too. She asked if she wanted a massage. I said no. She wants boom boom and I watch. We got to my place and I opened the door and said honey I am back. We went in and she did not see anyone. She asked where my wife was. I said why the hell do you keep saying I have a wife. She said when you came to get a massage you showed me the pictures of when you and your wife went to Korea. I had forgot all about that shit.

I beat the hell out of that pussy, then transferred 1000 baht into her account and dropped her back off at the shop.

I hit my regular massage lady up and told her I was on the way to Pratumnak. But it started raining when I got to Soi Hollywood, so I told her I could not come. She said it was not raining in Pratumnak. I doubled back to Buakhao and the bottom fell out. I pulled over under the shed of a hotel to put my raingear on. Then I decided to just go to my girl on Buakhao to get a massage. I took off all my clothes in the middle of the part of the shop where they have the beds. She said you are getting a Thai massage, not an oil massage. I told her that I like to be comfortable. She said you can not do that, there are cameras. I said I am sure they have seen a nekkit man before. She was talking about how much she misses me. I said you can not miss me if you say 1500 LT is not enough. She said but you want to fuck too much for only 1500. Then she started laying on my chest talking about how lazy she is today. The hour was over before I knew it.

[Mr Enternational]

What's the name of the hotel?

Sunday Grand Jomtien Pattaya. She said that she had to change rooms a couple of times to get a good one. First in the aircon did not work good. Second one the bed was not comfortable.

[Paolo99]

That hotel was big as hell. I could not even find the damn elevator. She said she pays 278 baht per day for the room. I said bullshit. Then she pulled it up on agoda and showed it to me.

What's the name of the hotel?

[Mr Enternational]

It's been at least 30 years since I did the "club" scene. That was in the day when the Nana Hotel had a disco on the ground floor and was a really happening place! Girls were a mix of "civilian" shop girls; freelancers;

My first time in Thailand was 2005. Guys in the Bangkok thread said to stay at the Nana Hotel. I was asleep when my wingman knocked on the door with a gift. He had gone down to Angels Disco which was located inside the hotel and gotten each of us a girl. Those chicks stayed with us 2 days and showed us all around Bangkok. My girl even taught me a few phrases of Thai that she said I definitely must know to get chicks. (The first words being pai nai; where are you going. To this day I use that when I see a chick that I like walking by.) I still have the paper that she wrote it on. At the end, we gave them 2000 baht each. I do not remember, but my buddy said at that time the baht-USD was 40 to 1.

[Mr Enternational]

Me and my boy walked into Club Fate the other night. Soon as we walked through the door saw a guy on the couch of the left getting his dick sucked. Dude on the couch on the right was sucking some titties. We walked to the back to see all the other girls then turned around and walked out.

[Mr Enternational]

I think folks are slipping on the chicks at the massage shops. There are a lot of good chicks in those. Recently talking to one who said I should be her boyfriend. I said and what would that consist of? She said love only me, spend time with me, pay my rent, give me money. I cook for you and suck your dick and fuck you. I should have asked who is going to buy the food. Instead my interest was piqued so I asked her how much money. She said 25,000 baht per month. I say divide that by 30 days and you get 833 baht per day. What if I am just your boyfriend for 2 days and I give you 1000 baht each day?

My brother told me to ask her about going to Korea to be his nanny. For some reason that did not go over well. She cussed me the fuck out and said she has a job and not to worry about her. Late last night she hit me up saying she is having a problem. She had been fighting with some guy and asked if I could help her. I remined her that she told me I did not need to worry about her and she cussed me out again. Trying to call me up to play captain save a ho. She got the wrong one. I will say that I would have been curious as to what was happening if I did not already have a superstar in my room.

[Mr Enternational]

When did Thai women get all this ass? I can't believe the bumfus on some of these Asian women. They didn't have all this booty when I came in 2019.

Met a chick on TF yesterday. She told me 1500 short time. I said 1500 long time and she agreed. Tonight I wanted to see her so I told her I would go to where she is staying in Na Jomtien around from Pupen. She said 1500 short time. I said yesterday you said long time. I sent her a picture of it. She said there must have been a misunderstanding because long time is 2500-3000. I said okay. Well 1000 short time. She said okay and I headed over. That hotel was big as hell. I could not even find the damn elevator. She said she pays 278 baht per day for the room. I said bullshit. Then she pulled it up on agoda and showed it to me.

She is from Udon Thani and had been in Bahrain for the last 8 years. Said she only came to Thailand for 2 weeks to renew her passport, then she is going to Turkey. She was acting all businesslike at first.

Then after I knocked the bottom out of that pussy, she wanted to act like she was my girlfriend.

[Mr Enternational]

Will be there 25-28 SEP. You Available?

Another question, since I saw you posting in Bogot. Are you also Spanish Speaker?.

I will not be here those days. English is my first language, followed by French, Portuguese, Spanish, then Thai. My first time to Colombia I did not speak Spanish, but I spoke Portuguese, so Spanish was easy to learn. I basically learned it on the fly.

[Nyezhov]

Yep. Thanks for taking the time to post this and a couple of other pictorial reports! Makes me wish I was 40 years younger. It's been at least 30 years since I did the "club" scene. That was in the day when the Nana Hotel had a disco on the ground floor and was a really happening place! Girls were a mix of "civilian" shop girls; freelancers; Nana Plaza chicks who arrived when the bars closed. Sadly, the music and tempo of today's clubs seem to be a poor fit for us elder philanthropists. No country for old men. I envy you young bucks. Monger on! And thanks again for the reports..

Oh that's the first time I have seen the Nana Hotel mentioned in a long time. I went there with stickman years and years back.

[SubCmdr]

Heavens Above has been added to my S tier ranking of the clubs. 3rd pic is Praew and 4th is Num. -JizzyB.

Outstanding report my brother. Complete with pictures. One of my favorite places also. Keep up the great posting!