Bangkok Reports

[Tnttwo]

Day 5 - Friday.

I had a date scheduled at 2 PM from TF, or as my girlfriend now likes to call it, "Asian Pussy Doordash". Around noon she cancelled because of rain and traffic. Hopefully it is less bad tomorrow because we rescheduled. I really wanted to hit 10 sessions in 5 full days, so I need 2 today and 2 tomorrow so I had to do something.

I read it was good to go to Labelle early, and seeing they opened at 1 I headed straight over there. 1:30 and it was empty and only 2 of the <4500 girls and 3 in the 6500 area, I was definitely too early. Mamasan said more are coming, so I waited about 30 minutes. A 4500 girl showed up that looked very nice, I was surprised how awful the "model class" showing was. Apparently they are targeting a different market than me, because it was all women with awful plastic surgery and caked on white makeup looking like the bad AI filters from escort ads. The women for 2700 were more enticing than them, although were a bit older and curvier but still attractive. After seeing what the upper tier offering was I quickly grabbed the pretty 4500 one with nice hips and ass but a flat belly. Session started getting soaped down with her in the jacuzzi tub, she took her time, very thorough. To the bed for BBBJ and CFS in a few positions. I've been going too hard to blow in the bag, so she finished me with her hands. She then turned out the lights, cleaned me up, and gave me a proper full body massage while I enjoyed my recovery. Top tier service overall, exactly what I needed. If my TF appointment cancels again tomorrow I will highly consider going back. As I left around 3:15 I saw both customers and girls start flowing in. Over a dozen of the model class, all still completely unfuckable, but I saw a few more of the regular tiers that I'd happily take a massage from.

Took a nap, and went back to Nana around 9:30 and everywhere was very dead except Red Dragon but places picked up by 11. I really tried finding someone somewhere new, sitting at Butterflies and Rainbow 4 for a long time. Had three prospects on stage at Rainbow 4 but they weren't giving me enthusiastic vibes so I went back up to Red Dragon. I had to navigate the girl I came in last night being there and giving me the googly eyes. I wanted to grab a different target while they are both on stage at the same time and luckily I got her coming off stage literally right as mamasan hit her with the green laser for another customer! She saw me before the light, I win, and negotiate up from 4 to 6 for BBFSCIP. Previous nights girl must have gotten grabbed, because I didn't see her again before we left. I have this odd concern in the back of my head that my previous lays are going to start telling my new targets that I've been banging raw all week and shut down my opportunities but that is hopefully all in my head. Had a decent session, time for some more sleep before trying to make it to 10 tomorrow.

[Axel Heyst]

A visit to Crazy House in Soi 23, just around the corner of Soi Cowboy, might be worth it. But the other agogo's are not.

Mogwai, What about Baccara? That was a top end Cowboy Go Go at one time. I totally agree with you on the "Arab's" Go Go's (total rip offs) and Suzi Wong and Tilac tourist Go Go's.

[Sam Sanuk]

I Google translated that letter. It says T-ded99 operated an unlicensed karaoke bar, a hazard in that area, therefore shutdown until they obtain proper license.

Looks like they are completely shutdown, not allowed to operate simply as a bar without the karaoke operation.

A couple hostess clubs with dozens hot young girls in Huyay Kwang area may have ratted them out to kill off competition.

Even with T-ded99 closed, I'd recommend mongers to visit Saphan Kwai at least once. I haven't been there in at least a decade, but found it an interesting comparison with the farang-oriented nightlife of the Plaza and Cowboy and Patpong. While it is definitely oriented toward the Thai office worker, the entire biz model of the operations was different. For instance, the girls would dance, but usually in street clothes; they drank from your bottle, using their own glass; drinks and barfines were priced much lower, as were prices for pussy in a nearby short time hotel or you own crib.

Here are links to videos from inside T-ded99 and the immediate area of Saphan Kwai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPD11XTjec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P7Brdc0yGs

Photo is an example made during a visit.

[Fjrk76]

I might work up the energy to cab over to Soi Cowboy to say I did but having trouble convincing myself why.

Because you want to get hit in the eye with a bottle cap that a talented lady flung at you with her vagina. (Suzie Wong).

[Mogwai]

I might work up the energy to cab over to Soi Cowboy to say I did but having trouble convincing myself why.

A visit to Crazy House in Soi 23, just around the corner of Soi Cowboy, might be worth it. But the other agogo's are not.

[Captain Solo]

I Google translated that letter. It says T-ded99 operated an unlicensed karaoke bar, a hazard in that area, therefore shutdown until they obtain proper license.

Looks like they are completely shutdown, not allowed to operate simply as a bar without the karaoke operation.

A couple hostess clubs with dozens hot young girls in Huyay Kwang area may have ratted them out to kill off competition.

[Tnttwo]

Day 4 - Thursday.

Was thinking about taking the daytime off, or going to Labelle and overpaying for one of their "model class" options just to see, but someone I had been going back and forth with on TF popped back up. She was resistant to BBFSCIP initially, but I reiterated I had clean tests and sent her a screenshot and she relented if her 5 K turned into 6. And she would let video for my girlfriend. Very pretty Filipina shows up with just the right about of tits and ass to get the GF excited.

Took a nap and arrived at Nana at 9. I have a few types I'm looking for so I did the rounds just walking through and scanning the stage and floor at all the clubs on the second and third floor. I agree with most reviews that the first floor feels touristy so I haven't made them a priority. Sat at Geisha for a round just to see, I think the initial shine has worn off but I still like the one big stage setup with the tub at the end. It definitely has the most active participation of girls and crowd of every tub I've seen in Nana. But the average quality of girl there is a step below Red Dragon and Butterflies on my list. After Geisha I head to sit down at Red Dragon. Their main stage process is good, girls actively circle the stage so you get an up close view of everyone while you get to relax in one spot. Spotted 2 girls I would take back on stage as soon as I walk in. One of them is enthusiastically smiling at me throughout the set, so I figure I'll take a pass at her first. By the end of her drink she is straddling and grinding me, and asks 5 K to do it at my hotel. I ask if 7 K will get her without a condom and she agrees! In and out in less than an hour with what I want. Once in the room she doesn't want to video and also doesn't want to get eaten out, shame on both counts but she was a tiny bouncy little thing which did the job. She squealed when I came in her, despite going multiple positions without telling me not to. She was fine after I explained my vasectomy.

Honestly not sure what to do with myself finishing up before midnight. Trying to set up a TF date on Saturday right now but maybe she will end up over here in a few hours. I've really found my groove setting up mid-day TF dates, taking a nap, then hitting Nana at night and that's the plan tomorrow. I might work up the energy to cab over to Soi Cowboy to say I did but having trouble convincing myself why.

[Tnttwo]

Turns our work didn't fully pull me away, had time for a Nana trip this evening. Arrived around 10, and the talent was noticeable better across the board. I started at Geisha, sat down and waited for the one person I was interested in. Bought her a drink but unfortunately she wasn't open for BBFS so I moved on. Red Dragon had the best lineup and I spent a lot of time there, three more prospects quoting 6-8 K but none would budge on condoms for any amount. I'm guessing the top tier girls are going to be difficult to convince because all of them were snatched up over the course of the next hour and I could see the quality dip at every club by midnight. I end up walking into Billboard that only had 6 girls on stage at 1 AM but one was a 4'11" cutie with some ass and tits to go along with it. Perfect, snatched her up for 4. 5 K with no discussion of extra services I was down with whatever happened. Back in the room she wasn't into going raw or being on video, but I'm just glad I didn't spend a day without fucking.

[Sam Sanuk]

Hello,

Just went there and it seems the authorities temporarily shut it down for not following safety laws.

This was pasted at the main door.

F.

That's too bad. I was looking forward to checking it out. However, there a many other options in the bars in Saphan Kwai, as you probably know. I pulled from another bar. Sweet up-country type who spoke almost zero English. Fortunately, she spoke "fuck". LOL.

[Fleaker29]

Hello,

Just went there and it seems the authorities temporarily shut it down for not following safety laws.

This was pasted at the main door.

F.

[Tnttwo]

Day 2 - Tuesday.

Around 10:30 AM I head down to Soi 33 where all the nuru places are. They are still very quiet right after opening. I try going to Sena (now branded Aurora) after seeing reviews specifically about how good their nuru is. Unfortunately the only fuckable girl in the place wandered into the back and was not available in the lineup. Daisy Dream was next, and there was one good looking girl with the right amount of curves for a massage. The nuru was obviously not up to Japan standards, but was a passable massage for me still aching from the flight in. Nothing to write home about, busted in the bag after a few minutes of her bouncing on it. 3 K THB.

I was texting the girl from TF who had agreed to BBFS day before, she agreed for an early afternoon session so I texted her and she responded around 3 but wanted 2 hours to get ready. Good thing I didn't try and wait for her the first night, but this worked well for recovery from the massage. Enthusiastic girl, loved the idea of me taking video to send to the girlfriend and encouraged me to cum inside her. My typical routine of mutual oral and a few positions finishing in cowgirl. She wouldn't let up even after I busted, kept grinding on it to get one last one out of her. Loving the enthusiasm from both the girls at Nana and the FLs on TF so far this trip. Agreed at 3 K, gave her 3. 5 for being down to video.

This put me down for the count, finally getting more than 4 hours of sleep in. I wake up around 11:30 and am on the fence about fucking again but decide to at least get some dinner and explore Nana more trying to assess all the major clubs. Not sitting down but at least checking out the talent.

Here are today's observations:

Most of the clubs are not putting their best talent in the tubs. Not a fuckable one in any other clubs by my standards (not chubby, natural tits). I found Mandarin and totally get the raunchy strip club description. But there was no one that I wanted to pull out of the tub for a lap dance. I avoided Geisha for a while as I spent the whole night there before, but ended up there last and I think I like them the best because there is 1-2 to my taste in the tub. I did figure out why taking a seat is beneficial, every 10-15 minutes they rotate the stage lineup and girls walk past and you could grab them for a negotiation without mamasan having to pull them off stage. You also get the benefit of seeing the next rotation of girls.

One of the clubs on the first floor, I think Twister but maybe Rainbow 2, was an oddity. Most of the girls in the lineup practically looked Eastern European and I'm still not sure they weren't. I only went in for a quick scan and was getting the hard push to take a seat but I wasn't ready to commit yet.

AngelWitch was dead when I passed by the first time, and the second time they were the only club aggressive about taking a seat and getting a drink or leaving immediately.

Red Dragon was competitive with Geisha on quality in my opinion, but no one really over the top tempting to take out.

Unfortunately the girl I really wanted was tied to someone buying her drinks in Geisha. She was bubbly and grinding all over him, simulating head, getting rubbed, etc. While there were a handful of others across other clubs I could have seen myself taking home general malaise won over and I just went back to bed around 1:30. Some external factors are going to cut my mongering short this week. I may be back for more later this week, but not going to end up getting 2 shots a day like planned. Sorry to not be able to provide a full week of daily reports, but I do have one last TF lady lined up for BBFS later and will try and have a few more shots at Nana before I go.

[Fleaker29]

Understand what you said.

I would prefer their crothes at my eye or nose level, but they have to elevate them so everyone in the bar can see.

But looking up at them, thighs, crotches, camel toes just look sexier, more appealing, more desirable, don't know why hehehe.

Indeed.

Now that I sobered up I can remember. There were quite a few a liked there. Perhaps tonight Inwill pick someone up there for a drink or two. .

F.

[Axel Heyst]

I like Billboard too. Nice girls and a good set up. One time I was in there and the Carousel was not working properly. It kept stopping, then starting, then stopping, then lurching forward again. It was a real bumpy ride! 555.

Another time I was caught out in a torrential downpour on the back of a motorcycle taxi heading south from the Lord towards Sukhumvit. I was drenched by the time we got to Nana, but I stopped into Billboard anyway to dry off. I sat with a pretty girl, but I started freezing. Mamasan came over and saw my problem and ordered the staff to bring me a towel, but my t-shirt was still sopping wet and I was shivering from the cold, so I asked her if she had any extra Billboard t-hirts in my size. She went to the back room and brought me a shirt that fit with the bar's logo on the front. I still have that t-shirt. And oh yeah, I barfined the girl I was with that night, and she was a very good girl.

[Captain Solo]

Understand what you said.

I would prefer their crothes at my eye or nose level, but they have to elevate them so everyone in the bar can see.

But looking up at them, thighs, crotches, camel toes just look sexier, more appealing, more desirable, don't know why hehehe.

[Fleaker29]

I went to Nana Plaza, and everything started at Billboard, where I just had a single beer. I checked out the scene, and there were plenty of girls, but I didn't feel like committing to anything.

From there, I headed over to Rainbow 3, where I did the exact same thing. Nothing special.

I walked past a few other bars on the upper level and ended up at Geisha. Another beer. While I was there, a girl caught my attention, but I couldn't fully focus on her because I had to deal with a work WhatsApp message (I'm a good coworker).

After that, I moved on to Butterflies with nothing much to report, then walked down the stairs and went into Bunny. A girl who had just come down from the stage latched onto me and tried to push for a drink. She wasn't ugly, but I wasn't confident enough yet. Another beer.

By this point, the alcohol was starting to hit me—to the point where I walked down the stairs toward Mandarin, turned around at that corner, and ordered yet another beer. There were some good-looking girls, but I was still feeling a bit inhibited.

I continued on to Wonderland and ordered—why not?—another beer. Before going in, they told me I could head up to a room and let my base instincts run wild for the modest sum of 4,000.

Little did I know at that moment, until things started not adding up. With too much alcohol in my head, my heterosexual radar kicked in and I started noticing a lot of details (which many of you already know, but which were new to me). I saw a lot of silicone breasts. In fact, ALL of them. Many features looked far from feminine. And after consulting with my secretaries (ChatGPT and Gemini), it was confirmed that these individuals (who looked great) were born with the exact same thing between their legs as us. That's right, you guessed it. They are transitioned ladyboys. Upon discovering this, I finished my beer (because you must know that everything is allowed except spilling alcohol) and bolted from the place.

I kept going from bar to bar, almost ready to throw in the towel. But something told me, "go up the stairs," and being very obedient, I went up and found Tycoon.

Things changed completely here because I ordered water, but two girls sat down right next to me—one on each side. In the end, I stuck with one of them and bought her a drink. From there, she suggested we head up to one of the tables upstairs.

By her second drink, I negotiated to have a "BBFS" right there. Ig was 1,000. Mission accomplished. It was quick, but I managed to get my poison out.

In the end, I cleaned up, and the objective was achieved.

F.

I got her WhatsApp and another girl's before leaving.

Everything wrapped up and the lights came on. I decided to head back to my hotel.