Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Tribute15]

I have bad news my friend if you are traveling to Rio. There is nothing like Casarao or Gauguin or Scandallo there. No such thing as big fun upscale clubs (casarao now arguably upscale). The clubs are small and sharky. Prepare to be disappointed if you compare. That said you can pull a hottie from many of the termas or Meu Patricinio or Seeking.

Actually just read Gatito Safados report a few down from this. What a shit show Rio is for clubs w pussy.

And the chicas in Sao Paulo are angels?

[Combo]

I have bad news my friend if you are traveling to Rio. There is nothing like Casarao or Gauguin or Scandallo there. No such thing as big fun upscale clubs (casarao now arguably upscale). The clubs are small and sharky. Prepare to be disappointed if you compare. That said you can pull a hottie from many of the termas or Meu Patricinio or Seeking.

Actually just read Gatito Safados report a few down from this. What a shit show Rio is for clubs w pussy.

Steve is 100% correct. I love Rio but I don't think there's been a good night club for pros since Help closed. Marakesh, Casablanca, etc are clip joints IMO.

[Vagabundo1]

Au contraire Mon. Freire.

Bruh.

I hate to say it, but like ALL of barra in the olegario maciel area around perola negra is one big meat market like casarao.

So is baixo gavea, so is boteco Belmonte.

Yes, casarao is good, I took a prive girl there, we had a good time, rua Augusta is the place to be, but actually, so is like all of Ipanema up and down the streets outside of Centaurus.

Ok, I am a ugly, fat, old dude with a grey beard I shave off to look younger, and my hair is going white, a little, at the temples, which makes me look like Brad Pitt with long surfer Jesus locks, but my best memory erotically of Ipanema is kissing a super hot Finnish swimmer college girl who looks just like elsa jean, the porn star, and that girl offered not just her own throat, but the ass and body of her super hot Finnish dupla partner for a plane ticket, and again, I am not brad Pitt, but then, I have more of that manly stuff, since I am a certified hero of the Swiss navy, all my children go to school for free on the dime of Gavin newsom, that faggot, the governor of the state of Lugano, back in Switzerland. Ok, if you are saying, eh, Lugano is not in California, look, fuck off. I am on a roll.

Today, I went to emporio in centro, and for 200 r for like 37 dollars, I fucked a great girl for 40 minutes, talking dirty about her doing the nastiest things to her fellow therapists. And then 20 minutes of solid massage. Then we discussed how my government should pay her to be a therapist for medical purposes to treat my rich world military disorders from helicopter crashes and friendly fire, which isn't, and getting shot at by cartels. I mean, in Germany, a doctor can just send a patient to a hooker.

But I stray from my point.

Look, you go to the nude beach or a swing club like asha with a girl who is into group sex, and that is as good or better than casarao.

Just my opinion.

I have bad news my friend if you are traveling to Rio. There is nothing like Casarao or Gauguin or Scandallo there. No such thing as big fun upscale clubs (casarao now arguably upscale). The clubs are small and sharky. Prepare to be disappointed if you compare. That said you can pull a hottie from many of the termas or Meu Patricinio or Seeking.

Actually just read Gatito Safados report a few down from this. What a shit show Rio is for clubs w pussy.

[Steve 9696]

What's Rio's version of Casarao? Like plenty of garotas but not too loud music?

I have bad news my friend if you are traveling to Rio. There is nothing like Casarao or Gauguin or Scandallo there. No such thing as big fun upscale clubs (casarao now arguably upscale). The clubs are small and sharky. Prepare to be disappointed if you compare. That said you can pull a hottie from many of the termas or Meu Patricinio or Seeking.

Actually just read Gatito Safados report a few down from this. What a shit show Rio is for clubs w pussy.

[Gatito Safado]

What's Rio's version of Casarao? Like plenty of garotas but not too loud music?

There is none. The closest is Casablanca, but it is very small and doesn't have many girls. Or Dolce Vita, which has a lot of chicks, but music is indeed too loud and chicks are all cold-hearted sharks.

[DonMoscow]

What's Rio's version of Casarao? Like plenty of garotas but not too loud music?

[Heyheyhey123]

Hello gentlemen,

Which place has the largest or usually best roster to choose from live during the day?

Most of us are aren't driving, so getting to these locations isn't exactly super quick.

My last visit to Rio, I missioned to Barra to euro Rio spa which took quite a bit of time and when I got there, there were 2-3 girls are none of them were good looking. Because I was already there, I chose one, but probably shouldn't have. So which place has the largest roster, usually, so the law of averages comes into play and there's at least one good looking one?

Obrigado.

[Exoticspirit]

I saw that in certain prives that Nuru massage is available. I read one report where it was otherwise a great experience but only an L1 ending and the man couldn't touch the girl. Is mutual touch allowed in "Nuru mutual" sessions? For the other prives, is the protocol to pick out a girl, go to the room, then straight to sex?

I know in the termes that it's possible to spend time with the girl before taking her to a love hotel or my hotel? Did I get that right? Is there an expectation of buying drinks for them?

Hope you don't mind my rookie questions. I intend to write a full report after I return to the USA On Oct. 25th.

I did a nuru session in Sao Paulo and although it was a great session, it wasn't really nuru in my opinion at least compared to what I got in Asia. Brazil massage places just are not set up for real nuru as you need ceramic floors and air mattress that can get wet. These are just lotion massages in my opinion.

As for the termas, there are on site rooms to session in.

[Gatito Safado]

Rio boates Part 3.

Sorry I dissapeared, but I still want to contribute back. Just my "writer's mojo" is running out after writing a long post, so I need some time to accumulate courage to write another one.

My previous reviews on boates in July 2026 are here: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...53#post3075553.

And here Part 2: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...54#post3075554

Sunday night, adventurer-discoverer mode on. Decided to finally check new places on map, I am talking about two boates from the network of 9 (Carribean Sul, Lapa Uphouse etc.).

I mentioned all of them in this post: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...27#post3072627

1. House Night Club Estr. Dos Bandeirantes, 4655 - Jacarepagua. You might anticipate some dirty cheap boate in the middle of slums, but it is not so bad. Exactly like Upbar and Uphouse at Lapa, worse than 4 x4 or Solarium, a little bit simplier and dirtier than Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. Mostly due to heavy sigarette smoke and average looking garotas. Surroundings look safe, empty streets, a lot of street lights, locals are waiting for nightbuses etc.

Quiet night, 12 garotas sitting in the corners, 5 clients, primitive pool table in the middle. Girls look cheap, some are old and fat. Saw 3 magrinhas, one of them named Brenda recognized me and approached to talk. I actually sessioned with her 6 months ago at Lapa's Uphouse. That experience was mediocre, so no fun this time, amor.

Prices are ridiculous. Entrada 11 (eleven) rs, caipirinha 24 rs. You can session there for only 275 rs /330 rs /385 rs for 30 m /40 m /60 min respectfully. Doorguy was sleeping at the entrance.

2. Blue House Night Club Estr. De Jacarepagua, 5966. Same family, different place. Problems with naming, LOL.

Everything is similar, club is a little bit bigger. 13 garotas, 8 clients. Same lineup of fat and age. One slim garota didn't attract me because of her face, another one -- very active, tanned, slim mulata looked sexy, but she also looked 30 yo. I am tired of sexy 30 yo ladies, I want 19 yo meat.

Entrance 10 (ten reais), beer 14. No luck either.

3. Casablanca same night, because you don't have much options on Sunday. 1:40 am, the club is full, nice energy, loud music, 15 girls, a lot of clients of all types. Two Israeli tourist were actively engaged with 2-3 garotas each, buying famous Casablanca's "ladydrinks", I. E. Champagnes. Bottle after bottle. They had their fun for sure, but damn, that's unnecessary expensive! They had the best looking garotas in the club. I am not saying they had the garotas that I would take, LOL. Unfortunately there was none to my taste, I am picky.

One tall thicc mulata with afro haircut did a good poledance to everyone's enjoyment. Face was cute, I would take her in 4 x 4 or Centaurus for 1 h and 2 pops session in the good room. But not for 1000+rs for 1 pop in shitty Casablanca's mop closet. No luck again.

4. Boate Kalabria. Same night after 2 am.

Boy, what a dump! 3 times I visited Rio, and around 5 times I tried this shady place. Every time leaving after 1-2 minutes in. They lure you in by offering free entry. Already suspicious.

This time I entered. Five grim thugs at the entrance, very small and dark club room, everything old and worn out. Music playing on 50% volume. About 7 girls on sofa and maybe 2-3 clients. I saw some cute faces, asked for beer and looked around. One skinny branca looked back, emmm no, she looked too commercial.

Next moment some completely wasted and stoned dude entered club with psycho eyes. Right after that some garota returned from rooms with her supposed client and started to make a scene. Something went wrong there, LOL, I wonder what? Dude was really young and just stayed there with dumb smile. As you can see -- the ambience was not very relaxing.

Asked one tall cute face latina (with some aborigene features) to join me. Asked her whether she wants a drink, she said yes and she fancied a champagne. Big ass Moet Chandon bottle, with a bartender already ready to pop it open for us. I instanly got PTSD (as I said, I have traumatic Istanbul syndrome after being heavily scammed in club Wan or One there), shouted on them and left this shitty place almost running. It is ridiculous! Marrakesh boate at least trying to look like boate or nightclub. Theese mfkers are not even trying. Do they really think I will pop champagne and have fun in their shabby dirty shed with quiet music and drunk psychos around? No wonder why they are always empty. I directly and openly ask you, my fellow mongers, not to visit this scammy place!

So, Sunday night is lost. Even "elite" Casablanca or cheap Jacarepagua boates could not provide me a good garota. That was a lowest point of my trip as I was also quite sick.

But, from the lowest point there is only one way. Up!

Next Monday.

Decided to go to 4 x4 as it is clearly becoming the best boate for this trip. No GND, no "Olivia Wilde" this time, all garotas are maximum 7's today. Eventually saw a miniature petite garota in cocktail dress. Nicknamed Pandora. I wouldn't approach her if she was streetwalker, she was really short and slim, but it is a boate, so no risk. Surprisingly nice and active conversation and we are going to the rooms.

As I already had 3 pops this morning in a very intense 2 hours meeting with a girl from Fatalmodel, I was going to take her for 40 minutes and 1 pop. Then said fvck it, it is so rare to find a real petite garota here, so I took 1 hour. And you know what? Even if you are sick and coughing your intestines out, even if you are exhausted from previous emmm. . . Athletic encounters, you can still have very nice action, pop and then second pop without troubles. All because you choose a right girl! Who does what you want, who gives herself to you entirely, who bends in a right way, smiles and talks to you.

Visit was around 10 pm, total damage was 745 reais, including entrance, room 1 hour, garota, 1 redbull and 1 redbull tropical. I love 4 x4 pricing!

Tuesday.

I have 3 days left, so decided to do all TOP-5 clubs again one last time. Heading to Solarium, as it was #2 club this trip. Some new garotas, some disgusting drunk or psychotic clients. One of them, very communicable extravert guy was having fun by literally going around club, talking to every garota, like if poor girls are here to enjoy your company and your incredible stories and drunk humour.

Almost immediately spotted a nice branca morena with big sad eyes. She reminds me of an actress Charlotte Gainsbourg / Dakota Johnson / Sophie Marceau, I call this type "french girl". She is not tall, not fat, has curves. Kiara told me that it was her very first day here, half of them tell this, alright, but she was actually inexperienced, did not know some rules or how the club things work. No english of course, but we had a nice chat. Poor girl from some distant barrio, like most of them are.

Took her for 40 minutes, as I wanted to save fuel for Centaurus later that night. Aaaand regretted it, as it was one of the best fvck in whole trip. I will never get tired to admire the capability of brasilianas to become furious in bed! She could seem a little bit disoriented, or stressed in the club, but in the bed. . . It is very pleasant to hear "Fode, fode, fode! Now, I have a belly and her nice firm round ass fitted perfectly in my crotch under my paunch. You may know that position when in doggy-style you pull her elbows and she stands only on her knees, leaning forward. Very hard to keep balance. But Kiara somehow glued her ass in my crotch, literally bonded, so we had third fulcrum and everything was comfortable!

She did ask for tip after the action, which indicates that she is new there.

After Solarium I went to Centaurus. I knew it was a shark pit, but I wanted to give it another chance. It is also opened until 3 am, I believe. This time I've got almost same experience. Three waves of shark attacks, a little bit less intense because there were less garotas and it seems that most of them remembered me and remembered that I am picky. All garotas continued to wear Mundial-themed bikinis, despite that said Mundial ended 3 days ago. I did see a young Hindu-looking guy, a little bit drunk or high, who fell for the shark trap. He was siedged by 4 or 5 very mediocre garotas, and eventually went to the rooms with them. I have no idea what can you do with 4-5 garotas in the room? How much money they ripped from him?

Anyway, nobody really interested me, so I chose slimmiest and cutest one among the present 6's and 6,5's. Maria Julia is short, petite-style, fit, and her face is cute, but she is 25+, maybe close to 30 year old, you can tell that. The conversation was nice, and 1 h before closing time we went to the room for 40 min action. She refused to do BBBJ, which quite ruined my mood, thanks to constant gaslighting of veterans from this forum. I usually don't care that much if I get CBJ instead of BBBJ, but now I am forced to think about it. Thanks a lot, guys!

Action was nice as far as I remember it, damage was typical for Centaurus 40 min simple room, around 800 reais total.

Wednesday.

Yesterday I had one pop with my personal "Charlotte Gainsbourg" and it was not enough. We agreed to meet again today around 7 pm and spend more time together, and also invite her friend for a threesome. I said something like "It would be nice to spend two hours with both of you", but I was talking about my fantasy, my dream. And girls decided for some reason that I promise to take them for 2 hours to the room in Solarium. I arrived 2 or 3 hours late, because I lost too much time at Pao de Acucar. The waiting lines to cablecar were too long. Apparently poor girls were waiting for me all this time, not going with other clients. You could clearly see the disappointment on their faces, as I said that I wanted only 1 hour with them, looks like they were counting on double gains today. Kiara sent me a couple of motivation nudes LOL.

I tried to take 1,5 hours, but in Solarium they don't have flexible time options like in 4 x4. You can't even take 1 h 40 min because 1 h is for VIP room, and 40 min is for Simple room only. The receptionist lady proposed me to spend one hour in vip room and then move to simple room (WTF?) or take VIP room for two hours. I chose simple room for 1 hour, but when we got there it was a mop closet with single size bed and no shower. For a threesome, LOL. So I had to upgrade to VIP room. We really lost almost 30 minutes by running between floors, arguing at reception, calling the manager etc. 6 months ago I also had similar problems with another bitchy douchebag receptionist in Solarium.

Anyway. While we were seating in the main club area something strange happened. Kiara (morena) was busy doing her things so I concentrated my attention on her friend (don't remember her name, let it be Lara). Fake blonde with black eyebrows, looks more like Romanian girl, 22 year old, has kids. When I laid my hand on her butt. . . I just could not remove it. Just could not. So soft, so silky, so warm, so natural, so human. . . Needless to say, that when we finally went to the room, I was concentrated on that butt. It was a little bit too big to my usual taste but meu deus. . .

I did get some threesome action like double BBBJ and some kisses between them. Nothing lesbian porn style though. Had a nice pop with blonde Laura. Then put two girls on the bed faces down and layed myself on top of them, hugging their incredible Brazilian bundas for 20 minutes.

Now this report starts to look like porn fiction, sorry about that. Second pop with Kiara was not so good like yesterday. Even the "glue her ass to my crotch" part. She seemed distracted, or disturbed, or maybe jealous? She did finish in cowgirl position, and told about it to her friend. I wish we could stay together for 1,5 hours, I don't like the rush. She tried to explain her "not-so-good" attitude later in Whatsapp, and eventually blocked me for no reason, hehehe.

Both girls asked for tips again. Total damage this time is 1810 reais: 300 for the room, 2 x590 for garotas, entrance, 4 beers, caipirinha, water. +100 or 200 reais tips.

I planned to go to check Dolche Vita later that night, but was too exhausted.

Thursday.

My last and furious night in Rio! The choice is obvious -- I am going to 4 x4 to get another threesome. They also promised to have "fiesta junina" that night so I expected some colorful performance. In reality it was only one thing -- some girls were wearing a bit more motley bikini or lingerie and that's all.

At first I did not see any eye candy. Most of girls were 6's and 6,5's, maybe 40 in total. For around 20 clients. Music is loud, some desperate garotas are attacking you. My usual problem that I don't like ordinary girls, I always want something special, outstanding, zesty. And I spotted Vittoria. Not tall, not fat but has curves, big eyes, white skin and red strands on dark hair. Not a "goth freak" but somehow "mildly alt" type.

She couldn't believe that I chose her and seemed shocked. But I broke that ice as we moved to more quiet corner and started to chat. In fact I was going to concentrate on threesomes during this trip but previous weeks were almost unsuccessful because of lack of attractive garotas wherever I tried. So I ask her whether she has a friend to join us. She showed me two fat ones, I did not like them. And suddenly I see that slim tall insatiable girl-next-door type garota, with whom I had a quality time last week, Liz! Pointed to her and Vittoria agreed. They did not know each other before, but became best friends after the session with me, hehehhe.

We took some cocktails and moved to rey suite for 1,5 hours. There are so many options for the rooms and time periods in 4 x4, I love it! Take a note that jacuzzi takes eternity to heat the water. Also mobile internet is not working inside the building so have a music saved locally on your phone to play via Bluetooth.

Despite being 24 or 26 years old, Vittoria does not have kids, so her body is firm. She also happens to have incredible fresh young-girl style little A-cups, coloured pinkish-honey shade of white with pink nipples. Dios did I have my time with them! The action was good, nothing special, not too much passion or GFE, but still good.

As I was obviously concentrated on Vittoria, Liz got kind of jealous and tried to slack off but after a stimulation kick she actively engaged in the action. She became my, let's call it, emmm. . . "wing-garota", so she helped me to relax Vittoria and made my amour-aux-trois experience more enjoyable. I did get double BBBJ, I saw some kissing, petting and spanking. It was so cute to watch Liz politely ask Vittoria if she can lick her boobs. As many of comrades already stated here -- it is good to have a vetted garota on your side to have more fun during threesomes. But don't let them get jealous, LOL.

Liz demanded a session with her only 15 minutes after my first pop. I knew it will not go well, because I can have an erection but I will not finish. This is how my body always worked and that's why I always need at least 30 min before 2nd pop. With her enthusiasm I did finish, but I was on my limit of exhaustion.

Not even 1 hour passed. We went to jacuzzi to relax. I mostly was sitting there alone, because first it was too cold for girls, then too hot, they walked around the room, talked, creating bustle. I was not going to have 3rd pop, but 10 minutes before check-out I said fuck it! I like my fresh Vittoria so much, this is my last night in Rio, so come here! She was not happy about it, but obediently went en quattro and waited until I finally came with the help of Liz's tongue all over my body.

Total damage: 1800 reais. I like 4 x4's pricing! + 100 rs tips to each garota.

Actually, I was going to check Dolce Vita after 4 x4. I even got free entrance ticket earlier when doorman tried to lure me in one week ago. Of course I forgot my ticket at hotel (50 reais). So when I arrived I just stayed in front of DV, with shaking legs and empty balls. I said sorry to doorman, not this time. So I can't report anything about DV. 6 month ago it was packed with girls, but very uncomfortable to pick them up, talk to them etc. It was like SP's Casarao, but without fun and joy, LOL.

This concludes my boates / thermas experience during last trip. Sorry for a long post. There will be more.

[Xpartan]

I know in the termes that it's possible to spend time with the girl before taking her to a love hotel or my hotel? Did I get that right?

No. You can spend time with a girl in the lounge, but termas have rooms. You don't take them outside, just do your thing right there. Alternatively you can collect a few numbers and arrange a date on another day.

Is there an expectation of buying drinks for them?

Normally, they won't ask, but it might make sense to offer a drink if you're planning on spending some time with her. Watch for vodka and Red Bull, their universal favorite and pricey as hell. I just say order something else.

[Creideiki]

I'll be in RJ on Oct. 16 and staying through the 23rd. I have a place in Flamengo that is close to a Metro stop and relatively convenient for Centro and Copa / Ipanema. I'm not sure if my place is guest friendly; I'll have to ask. My first visit to Brazil was to Belém and Macapá and I was very successful up there (see my report in the Belém section if you're curious), and I'm hoping to do as well in RJ.

I did an RTFF here and took many notes about places to try and clubs to visit. I know there's P2 P sex in town and I probably will partake, but I'm hoping I can meet some non-pros. I've been studying Portuguese for three years and am conversational--my namorada in Belém only spoke Portuguese--and I've been studying it particularly intensively for the past month. I'm also a social dancer and I may take some lessons in forró and zouk. Group classes are a great way to meet non-pros and I've gotten some dates out of group classes in the USA.

I saw that in certain prives that Nuru massage is available. I read one report where it was otherwise a great experience but only an L1 ending and the man couldn't touch the girl. Is mutual touch allowed in "Nuru mutual" sessions? For the other prives, is the protocol to pick out a girl, go to the room, then straight to sex?

I know in the termes that it's possible to spend time with the girl before taking her to a love hotel or my hotel? Did I get that right? Is there an expectation of buying drinks for them?

Hope you don't mind my rookie questions. I intend to write a full report after I return to the USA On Oct. 25th.

[Vagabundo1]

Botafogo is best in zona sul.

Bar bukowksi and the bars with college girls in the area is a must.

I was in Rio last weekend and early this week, I stayed in botafogo this time to be closer to centro. Total was 5 nights, had 4 sessions, 3 women plus 1 repeat.

2 trips to 4 x 4, 1st time I went in the late afternoon. About 15 women there and not many guests. More girls arrived, many of them introduced themselves but none really stood out to me. I like curves but not a fan of the enhancement. Eventually I spotted a blonde I really liked but she was handsy with what was likely a regular.

Had 2 beers and then a brunette, by name of Luana, sat down. 5'10 ish, big ass but goodlooking, long straight hair..

[Greenburger]

THE tall morena is Caroline from Copacabanamassagem.com?

Her name is not Caroline, and the place is also not Copacabanamassagem.

I omitted her name because the spa seemed to be a massage only place, but who knows? I did not want to take the chance to get her in trouble.

We were quiet while doing it too. I will repeat with her when I am back in Rio.

[MistaTuta]

I was in Rio last weekend and early this week, I stayed in botafogo this time to be closer to centro. Total was 5 nights, had 4 sessions, 3 women plus 1 repeat.

2 trips to 4 x 4, 1st time I went in the late afternoon. About 15 women there and not many guests. More girls arrived, many of them introduced themselves but none really stood out to me. I like curves but not a fan of the enhancement. Eventually I spotted a blonde I really liked but she was handsy with what was likely a regular.

Had 2 beers and then a brunette, by name of Luana, sat down. 5'10 ish, big ass but goodlooking, long straight hair.

Promised to deliver what I wanted; DFK, BBBJ and CIM. So went with her. Ok session, she performed as promised but will not repeat. Not my cup of tea..

THE tall morena is Caroline from Copacabanamassagem.com?

[Greenburger]

No one should be hiking up the Santa Teresa hill. Take the tram once for the experience and spend the rest of your time in copa.

I took the yellow and saw Santa Teresa. There are a few cool stops and lookouts but the view is nothing if compared to sugar loaf.

I like the bustling part of centro, like just outside 4 x 4.