Bangkok Reports

[AnalKnight]

Red Fern is a BJ Bar with FS standard, always get two girls (3900 incl your drink). Unique in that you choose from the line up and that girl chooses her partner. I went there first time.

When you are introduced to Fern the owner she lays out the rules. You also see a yellow line on the ground dividing the two couches. The girls that line up to the right will do anal (A+). The girl that got my initial drink was okay attractive but too thin and pale for me. So I asked for a line-up. I chose "Thove" or the closest I can come to pronouncing her name. She was on the A+ side and a real smoke-show. She is the Thai equivalent of Jamie Chung at her peak (Sucker Punch) but more toned (she used to do competitive muay thai). The unfortunate thing is, she chose the girl who had no business being there at all. Think "Marla Hooch" from "A League of Their Own". I was almost going to take the 2000 thb premium hit to choose my own but decided to play by the rules my first time. "Marla" (not her name- which was unpronounceable by me) took me to the shower and cleaned me off while Thove did her own cleaning. The room is large and had good lighting. In the room I was still regretting the decision not to switch when I saw Marla body. At least when she started with the BJ, I just saw her backside and plump ass as we laid on the bed. Then when Thove came in, it was worth it. The double BJ was very good with both taking turns and at the same time. Condom on and Marla hopped on first while Thove stood over me while I lapped her pussy. Marla knew who was the star of the show and switch condoms to help me insert into Thove. I fucked her hard for the rest of the 90 minutes. Used my hands, fingers and mouth on Marla as well and she was happy to move into a good position whenever I wanted to pound Thove differently. Marla help guide my cock in Thove's anal, and I twisted and pounded her in every which way and after a bit I had to take a break. We watched some Youtube music videos and went back at it again when I exploded in a 69 position with Thove and with Marla rimming me from below. Thove's incredible body, skin tone and tiny red pussy is etched into my memory. Tipped and got on my way after a long time (past 90 min).

Fuck yeah, Thove sounds like a proper anal hottie.

[OlgaVaz]

Red Fern is a BJ Bar with FS standard, always get two girls (3900 incl your drink). Unique in that you choose from the line up and that girl chooses her partner. I went there first time.

When you are introduced to Fern the owner she lays out the rules. You also see a yellow line on the ground dividing the two couches. The girls that line up to the right will do anal (A+). The girl that got my initial drink was okay attractive but too thin and pale for me. So I asked for a line-up. I chose "Thove" or the closest I can come to pronouncing her name. She was on the A+ side and a real smoke-show. She is the Thai equivalent of Jamie Chung at her peak (Sucker Punch) but more toned (she used to do competitive muay thai). The unfortunate thing is, she chose the girl who had no business being there at all. Think "Marla Hooch" from "A League of Their Own". I was almost going to take the 2000 thb premium hit to choose my own but decided to play by the rules my first time. "Marla" (not her name- which was unpronounceable by me) took me to the shower and cleaned me off while Thove did her own cleaning. The room is large and had good lighting. In the room I was still regretting the decision not to switch when I saw Marla body. At least when she started with the BJ, I just saw her backside and plump ass as we laid on the bed. Then when Thove came in, it was worth it. The double BJ was very good with both taking turns and at the same time. Condom on and Marla hopped on first while Thove stood over me while I lapped her pussy. Marla knew who was the star of the show and switch condoms to help me insert into Thove. I fucked her hard for the rest of the 90 minutes. Used my hands, fingers and mouth on Marla as well and she was happy to move into a good position whenever I wanted to pound Thove differently. Marla help guide my cock in Thove's anal, and I twisted and pounded her in every which way and after a bit I had to take a break. We watched some Youtube music videos and went back at it again when I exploded in a 69 position with Thove and with Marla rimming me from below. Thove's incredible body, skin tone and tiny red pussy is etched into my memory. Tipped and got on my way after a long time (past 90 min).

[OlgaVaz]

It's rainy season. Decided to hit Nana Plaza around 10 pm because it was close. I had been at least 3 times in past trips and I have to say it has always been disappointing. Went through 7 bars, chatted with some Japanese tourists, and only two impressed me. Same music and mostly bikini girls dancing listlessly. Basically took a drink in each spot (130-200). I was trying to find this foam bath one that I visited before but can't remember the name, but I was disappointed at the Mandarin. I heard it can be really raunchy as the dancers dance nude in foamy pit and wear these baby doll dresses with no underwear. It's a cozy place you have to take the tight stairs from the (2nd or 3rd) level. Anyhow, they were not attractive to me and most expensive drinks. 7 patrons and about 12 girls with 4-5 rotating into the bath. If course YMMV. Billboard had always been very busy busy, this night was not so much. The two nude dances in the foam pit were fine with big bolt-ONS but they didn't really interact with the patrons seated around the pit. Even with tipping. Spanky's was the most lively. They had this show where they got this Indian guy on stage but he resisted exposing his peepee as the girls wanted. There's a topless one taking a shower. And the girls are basically dancing on stage topless. Packed with attractive ladies, but I could not get anyone's attention as they all had lots of stuff going on. Moving on- I couldn't find the one I visited before (maybe closed? But the most impressive foam pit was the one in Geisha. There's 6 nude girls taking your money as you rub your 20 thb on their foamy body including the pussy. There also a big stage with bikini girls dancing but the main attraction was the foam girls. I spent 1200 thb just groping them. Was quoted 5000 thb gets you the BF, the room and 90 minutes from this absolute smoking bikini model at Geisha called "Opro". Had another drink. Called it a night after midnight.

First trip to Patpong. There is basically 3-4 streets that are now gay clubs. The only ones with "only natural girls" has five King's Castle Gogos. Not sure about this business plan as you are cannibalizing your own market. Went into two of them and they have the same throbbing music and generally speaking, cute young girls. The hosts are really encouraging you to choose a girl. Tried to get this one attractive one's attention but was beaten out by some other patron at King's Castle 3. Waited long enough and decided to leave. Hottest girl was actually one of the hostess in a high slit dress. She followed me to return my umbrella that I left. Found out her name is Anna and she use to be a dancer but now just seats people. I hope to BF her next time if they allow me.

[MatKojebca]

I sometimes see multiple profiles with the same pictures. Does that mean they're fake or is there another reason why a FL will open multiple profiles?

[Werqweq]

The problem with Thermae is that even if a girl is willing to do BBFS, fisting, toe sucking, etc chances are not high that she wants 10 girls around her to hear her say yes to you.

You can always open the phone and use google translate to show the girl what you want. Obviously not really needed for standard requests like "I pee in your nose, ok?", which they all know and understand, but it can be used as a pretense to convey the request more discreetly.

[Exoticspirit]

Thermae is a last resort for me. In high season there are few that will even make eye contact with a westerner. It's always a constant clockwise flow of Asian guys asking how much. BBFS is rare but it can happen. One issue is that they are standing so close to each other they don't want to be heard discussing it to save face. WhatsApp is a useful strategy. Find a subtle way to ask about their family and baby history. My last pull there was a recent mom and a total wreck under the hood. Good points at this place are no smoking (I think) and it's not loud. Quite a few will stand around out front after closing where the lighting is better and less awkward conversation. Hot ones are long gone though.

I pulled girls a few times at Thermae which was planned since I stayed upstairs at the Ruamchitt. But each time for me the girls were among the worse service girls I've ever met in Thailand and I'm not the only one who has this opinion. Meanwhile my sessions at spas like Picasso not far away were so much better. Next trip I'm going to bypass Thermae and stick to the nuru massage spas along Sukhumvit.

[Asian Rain]

My Pattaya research tells me it might be more my style than Bangkok. I'm heading there tomorrow. A little dirtier and grimier vibe which I am completely down with. We'll see. I'm excited to check it out.

Nice report. FYI, Pattaya is nowhere near the level of grime and squalor of Angeles City. If you have not already done so, suggest to download Thai Friendly for access to Pattaya's treasure trove of talent. Even in free mode, in Pattaya TF is the best online meat market in Asia IMHO and you will be surprised what THB1500-2000 gets you. Especially if you want that feeling of raw Thai pussy, it is the best way to pre-negotiate specific services. Enjoy, AR.

[FuriousGeorge]

Two weeks in Bangkok, almost down. First time in Thailand. I am a seasoned veteran of the Philippines, especially Angeles City. I'll probably list some caparisons here and there. I was glad I came here. Lots to see, lots of blowjobs to acquire.

Regarding Thermae. I did notice as the only westerner, tall and handsome (ish) and young (ish) and well dressed, I didn't get the looks I'm used to in the Philippines. That is the case in most of the bars here. I think this city and the mentality are so transactional, and additionally there are lots of attractive tourists, both men and women, that the girls care much less than what I'm used to. As to the talent at Thermae, I'm telling you the night I went there were no hags, and no fatties. Even those approaching 40 were sexy. Some I felt like I needed to check ID.

I ate every night at the SW1 open air market. Tons of options and fairly cheap and I barely have an appetite here so the small portions suit me. Lots of cute girls to check out while you eat. Then every night I alternated between Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. The quality of the girls at Nana was pretty incredible, especially at Billboard and those upper level bars. The rotating stage is just filled with 8's and 9's. The place is so crowded there's barely a place to sit and unless I'm on a couch I'm not calling a girl down for a drink. I probably went to 80% of the bars in Nana. Cowboy is interesting. Quality is all over the map. Some absolute stars at Dollhouse and Suzi Wong's. Those are the places where I bought the most lady drinks and grabbed the most T&A and got my dick rubbed raw. A lot of fun girls. The hole-in-the-wall bars there are generally a couple of old timers and two average girls working and asking if you want to go upstairs for a BJ. I didn't partake but I appreciated the option.

One street approach yielded great results. This was mid-day and a 30-something year old very cute woman with a nice smile just standing there along the main street. Mid-day is an odd time but it was clear what she was there for. I asked for her WhatsApp and messaged her 10 minutes later to negotiate terms when I got back to the hotel. No condom was 'ok'. Killer fit body, and incredible attentive service with a smile for 2 k, including CIP. I hit her up that night I went to Thermae for a repeat. Wanted a sure thing that fit my needs rather than wade through that chaos. Walking back from Cowboy on a few nights I would stare at the occasional street girl and smile and if she smiled back I'd approach, hoping to pull my same move to negotiate via text. No such luck: 'I go with you now I go with you now I go with you now'. So I bailed.

A buddy of mine who lives here in BK is into, let's say, the more 'alternative lifestyle' bargirls. Had drinks with him one night and he showed me around some of those bars. Pretty fun actually, although you have to be on your toes because they can be extremely aggressive. I think he wanted to try to convert me but, alas, no such luck. Still had fun. Met some nice people.

Here's where Bangkok really shined for me. The BJ bars and nuru / soapies. Damn these are great. My usual schedule was to hit either Nana or Cowboy, and then catch one of these places around midnight or later. The BJ skills these girls have are off the charts. At the nuru places a condom was unfortunately non negotiable so I put up with it briefly before just going back to the BJ. But, there is a certain BJ bar where you pick the girl from a lineup of girls on a couch. The talent wasn't too high, and they're priced according to what color dress they're wearing, which seems to be just based on how heavy they are. I picked one who looked fun and during the session when she asked if I wanted to upgrade to sex, she easily agreed to no condom. Jackpot and CIP. What a country. I went to a bunch during the day also. Often a better experience because they are quiet and I'm less buzzed. I went to all the usuals. Lolitas, Duangporn, Kasalong, 7-heaven, Mango, Wood. Not a bad experience among them.

Quick Philippines comparison. Angeles City in particular. Thai girls are generally hotter than Filipinas. That's just the truth. But, if you operate in the top 10%, which I try to do when barfining, you're working with the same class of girl. The bar setup in PH is just better. You call a girl over for a drink and you can chat with her, maybe charm her, and really vibe check. Once you get some experience you know what to look for. Also the English skills are really a big deal to me. Flirting over a translator app is lame as hell. I was in PH the month before coming here and I barfined most nights and never had a loser and never opened a condom. Also, the numbers on the menus for food, drinks, girls, and services are pretty much the same. Unfortunately the baht is worth exactly half of the peso against the US dollar. I know a more fair comparison would be Manila, but too bad, this aint that.

My Pattaya research tells me it might be more my style than Bangkok. I'm heading there tomorrow. A little dirtier and grimier vibe which I am completely down with. We'll see. I'm excited to check it out.

[Asian Rain]

Do your remember where you were when you got the "hits" shown in the attached photo? And, can you share that?

Asoke. Near the crossing of BTS line and MRT line. AR.

[Dinotrex]

I remember coming to Thermae years ago and finding an empty seat in the corner to watch and learn. I learned that if you don't have the courage to approach and negotiate in front of other mongers, then you might as well not go in (unless you just want to watch of course). I did however notice that a few guys that came in very flashy well dressed (sunglasses at night type) got more attention from the ladies.

Thermae is a last resort for me. In high season there are few that will even make eye contact with a westerner. It's always a constant clockwise flow of Asian guys asking how much. BBFS is rare but it can happen. One issue is that they are standing so close to each other they don't want to be heard discussing it to save face. WhatsApp is a useful strategy. Find a subtle way to ask about their family and baby history. My last pull there was a recent mom and a total wreck under the hood. Good points at this place are no smoking (I think) and it's not loud. Quite a few will stand around out front after closing where the lighting is better and less awkward conversation. Hot ones are long gone though.

[YetAnotherGuy]

Also read a lot about girls easily coming to hotels. I am staying in a well known building housing very many AirBnbs. Does this generally turn girls off from coming?

In my experience, no, it doesn't discourage girls from coming.

[YetAnotherGuy]

Hi, there are non-Thai ladies in Thermae caf?

I have never been to Thailand and plan to visit in a few months. On the YouTube videos I have seen, I got the impression it was all Thai ladies mainly focused on Asian male customers.

The majority of the women are Thai, though there are a few exceptions. While some are focused on Asian customers, many are happy to interact with Europeans, and probably others. I suggest giving it a try to see what you think. Showing up early-ish (opens at 8) avoids the crowds. Take a seat and see who shows up.

[Captain Solo]

Thermae women are mostly older and chunkier. They just sit still and quiet with no talk, no expressions, no socializing, like plastic dolls.

They act like they are in control of the environment and feel superior to the men trying to buy sex from them. I have seen couple guys walk in the door, a group of women noticed, talked excitedly among themselves, showed seething anger and contempt toward those guys. These women acted very rough and rude, like gang under control of organized crime syndicates. They are the opposites of the average nice, sweet, gentle and respectful Thai women.

OTOH street girls on Sukhumvit and Soi 4 are relaxed, fun, expressive, talk, flirt, kid and negotiate with guys. I walked 1/4 mile to my hotel on Soi 4, hand in hand with a street girl like a GF. She gave me a passionate GFE in bed with love and lust, no hassling throughout the encounter.

[Asian Rain]

Hi, there are non-Thai ladies in Thermae cafe? On the YouTube videos I have seen, I got the impression it was all Thai ladies mainly focused on Asian male customers.

Wow, been a while since the last Thermae blast. Everyone has a heartfelt opinion on the place and I echo all of the comments, especially EihTooms.

To answer the question, Thermae has a few non-Thais. I know one very amiable Cambodian girl with a Japanese look who has worked out of there regularly for several years. I had originally met her at Nana Car Park and after a few hookups pointed her to Thermae as a way to improve her earnings. Being on birth control and PREP, she is always up for a load injection and gives me the same price that I paid at Nana. Sadly she has gained too much weight and I don't find her attractive. AR.

[DeepThoughts7]

When I lost two that I was interested in (this very cute indian looking girl in a yellow dress being one) I started doing laps.

Hi, there are non-Thai ladies in Thermae café?

I have never been to Thailand and plan to visit in a few months. On the YouTube videos I have seen, I got the impression it was all Thai ladies mainly focused on Asian male customers.