Dubai Reports

[MongerFun1]

Hello,

Writing a full report on my one week visit in Dubai since leaving in 2023:

DAY 1: Checked into Five Palm. Messaged an asian profile on MR. TLDR; Bait and switch. I did not "catch it" quick enough mentally, first thing I did was hand over the money (800) like an absolute idiot. As I entered and saw more than just a face through the half-opened door, I realized this was not the girl I had booked. Asking for the money back after handing it over felt awkward, so I just settled for a massage with an OK ending. Concluded I will not be doing MR any more, the scene has drastically changed since my last visit.

DAY 2: Messaged a previous contact of mine, blonde russian. 2 K Aed for for "a few hours". Absolutely 10/10 experience. The prettiest girl in the world, hands down. I am not the type of guy to fall for pros, but god damn. She was the reason I flew back in, the girl my mind turns to when I feel in the mood, who I have been dreaming about ever since I left.

DAY 3: Decided to hit up RS. I would say the scene is quite similar to how it was in 2023, maybe a slight downgrade in quality of girls, but you can often hunt down a gem or two. I was immediately approached by two Russian girls who took turns / and at same time groped me under the table for a good hour, and my brain stopped working. Champagne bottle service? OK, I pay. They tried to kiss three-way, and I admit I succumbed. Drinks kept flowing, brain cells kept leaving. Then suddenly, a moment of clarity; I came here for a hunt. I politely told them not to bank on me taking them home, I wanted to look around. They were slightly offended, but who cares. I drank, drank some more and then finally found a Ukrainian girl who stood out. We agreed on 2 k for the night, headed back to the hotel and were both extremely drunk. Straight to action and broke the number one rule, no protection, (I was out of it and honestly too drunk to care). Went at it for a good 6-7 hours in every room of the suite. She wanted me to spit over her tits and ass. She bent down for a glass of champagne and I went at it with her face down and ass up, all holes. Bed, shower, bathtub, sofa, no place left untouched for the poor housekeeping staff. Did I mention how we agreed to 2 k for the night? The plan was that I would withdraw the money from the hotel ATM. That was the plan, but after the session, which included raiding the minibar, I was unable to even put my pincode into the ATM, and she left with nothing but soreness and hopefully a few good memories. Not my most charming evening / night, but I decided I would look for her the next day in RS and give her the money (I didn't find her).

Day 4: Hangover, piecing together the puzzles of what had occurred the previous evening, I went down to the pool and just fell asleep. I woke up around mid-day to two Iranian girls saying "baby, why are you dead? That was all it took. Suddenly, I was awake. I went into the pool after the prettiest girl of them, not realizing I had a thing for Iranian girls before seeing these two. Told her she needed to make up for waking me up from my peaceful dream. She was playful, and I took her to the room after 10 minutes of chatting. 2 k, went at it for a good couple of hours, with her being a freaky girl, asking me to call her all these crazy things. Fine. Good session.

Few hours later, I decided to check out The Penthouse (rooftop bar at FIVE Palm): Amazing selection of girls entering the club, but the staff told me they lead all the best girls to the VIP section and offered me a table for 15 k AED. Realizing I did not want to spend the rest of my evening with the other sad sack of fellas hanging around the bar, viewing all the best girls going past us, I decided to head back to RS. At RS, I didn't really find anyone to my liking at first. I was too hangover to enjoy the smoke filled room, but suddenly this 22 yo petite blonde Russian entered the building. Agreed to come back with me for 2 k for the evening. We jumped into the taxi for a 30 min ride back to the hotel, and boy was she a talker. Her youth was quite charming, shining through with her non stop blabbering in a thick Russian accent. I was entertained and charmed by her personality. Back in the hotel room she just kept talking and talking while sitting on my lap and I just relaxed, continuing to drink and generally enjoyed my time. She told me she was nervous because of my looks and was shy about spending time with me, trying to facetime her friends and show me to them. We proceeded to fuck for a good 5 hours, recording parts of the session, with her as well asking me to spit all over her. Not sure where this thing is coming from, but fuck it I enjoyed it LOL. 9 AM in the morning and time obviously being "up", she asked me for a final round before she had to go. I obliged the madam, and she went crazy. Screaming until her voice gave out, rubbing herself while I went at it and her climaxing hard.

Afterwards, she didn't really want to leave, so I suggested we go down and buy her a bikini and head over to the pool and beach. Spent a good two hours there, with her just wanting to be wrapped around me on the sunbeed and in the pool. I just held the tiny girl up, while trying my best to stay awake. Around 11 AM I told her I cannot do this any more, I am about to pass out and need to go grab some sleep. She asked to join me, and made me spoon her while we slept for 3 hours, until she had to wake up up for her spa appointment. She asked if she could return afterwards or in the evening. But sensing she might want more than just a "cash-for-services"-relationship I had to cut the cord there and then, not sharing my number. Gave her an additional 1 k without her asking, because I was charmed and enjoyed the time.

Day 5: Absolutely destroyed! I could not handle a single drop of alcohol and headed down to the FIVE spa. No action on the table and not the place for this either, crap. My junior being swollen, resembling that of an elephant from all the previous action (seriously, humongous swelling), I headed to Cloud 9 SPA and booked a Russian massage with a gentle happy ending. Damage 500 for massage, 700 for the ending.

Day 6: Repeat of day 2 with the same Russian contact as before. Amazing and truly worth 5 x the amount (for me).

Day 7: messaged a couple of agencies and agreed to have this tall, slim 23 yo Russian / Kazakh girl, who was on a week tour, come to my hotel. Two hours for 2.2 k. I am usually into shorter girls, and this is the tallest girl I have ever been with. I did not mind it at all, she looked amazing. Again, this girl told me I made her shy, asking why I had booked an escort, saying I could easily get girls without paying, bla bla bla. We sat and had a few drinks and talked in the room for a good hour, but realizing there was only one hour left, I told her lets get down to business. She immediately undressed and proceeded to give me some of the best head action I have ever experienced, before flipping into different positions. Again with the spitting, I spit all over her tits, in her mouth, on her ass etc, LOL. She had to take a few breaks because she said my size made her squirt and she didn't "like doing it, cause it was like pee", I told her I share that sentiment and don't like that stuff either.

Anyways, we went well past the scheduled appointment, after one hour of talking and another 2 h of going at it, I could see she was enjoying it too much to look at the watch / phone. However, in the corner of my eye I saw her manager blowing up the phone.

If you have not figured out by now, I have a hard time coming. At some point she realized how far past the time we were, but this did not stop her from spending yet another hour giving me head, while I recorded the session, her doing her best to make me come.

This girl did not charge me any of the "extras" which they usually require. I came in her mouth and she did every thing I could ask for. She made one comment about CIM being extra charge, to which I smiled and noticed she was into anyways. Finally. I came and she spent yet another hour just laying next to me, trying to kiss and cuddle until I told her I had to leave, and that I might come visit her in Moscow in a few months (not really happening, gave her my alias contact information). Overall a 5 h session for the price of 2 h, can't complain. She told me her manager was furious because she had more appointments this evening, but she decided I was her last client of the career (wtf). Anyways that was it for this trip. Did not even have time to grab a nap before heading over to the airport. Until next time.

[Aimara]

You are massively overthinking it. Those gates are hit and miss at the best of times.

What exactly would the complaint be and more to the point why would she be incriminating herself.

I can imagine the scene at Muraqqabat police station, her explaining how she was soliciting for customers at 4 am, and. Prob not going to end well for her.

How does she get your full name and passport number.

There's prob a bunch of stuff to worry about, but a pro complaint is not one of them.

I'm now heading back to Dubai soon with the other half and I'm totally paranoid that she's may have filed a complaint against me. Because I messed her around, any advice would be very welcome to calm my nerves and would be appreciated.

[Robbie1975]

Hi all I'm after some advice please I know I'm over thinking this, but thought ID ask on here for advice from seniors.

I Booked a hotel room (old Media Rotana) with intention of meeting a friend, as I didn't want to take it back to my regular hotel, but my first option let me down Whilst in the lobby around 4 am there's a pretty young lady sitting there cut a long story short we're agreed on the price she registered at the front desk, it was going great, but once in room I wasn't feeling the vibe. Her English wasn't great, So after about five minutes I decided to make out I had to go somewhere said sorry to her, she to me in broken English " money " so I thought didn't want to create a scene I gave her 100 dirhams and she left. I apologised to her via WhatsApp saying sorry. She said no problem. I checked out of the hotel and headed by to my regular hotel and thought no more of it, then leaving dubai couple of days later, the smart gate didn't work I shit myself, I was sent immigration officer who then stamped my passport and off I went back home.

For some crazy reason I started to google and ask chat gpt for advice. Both said it takes up to 4 days for a complaint to be processed, I saw her on the 12th and left Dubai on the 14th.

I'm now heading back to Dubai soon with the other half and I'm totally paranoid that she's may have filed a complaint against me. Because I messed her around, any advice would be very welcome to calm my nerves and would be appreciated.

[Aimara]

Same, second that, especially the getting old.

Given the quality (or lack of) at some of the clubs nowadays I will add pre-COVID Premiere and Regal + the 'Russian House' near the Iranian Hospital (or School), 'Emma' was the mamasan and later became the codeword when calling them.

I've been many times to Cyclone in the good old times!

I also have been to Hard Rock Caf on SZR.

(fuck, I'm really getting old by the time.).

Have fun guys and stay safe!

[Jimmy K II]

I had to get new acct here because my old acct deactivated and the old email long gone.

But Premiere was my first experience and Cyclone was quite the thing.

Give a whoop if anyone here had been to Cyclone!

I've been many times to Cyclone in the good old times!

I also have been to Hard Rock Café on SZR.

(fuck, I'm really getting old by the time.).

Have fun guys and stay safe!

[Lilmac123]

Hey folks,

I'm no expert on this, but I have used services through Massage Rep and Eurogirls. I've never gone to a club to pick up a woman in Dubai, so I'the appreciate some recommendations on where to meet African women. I've read that there are some Ethiopian women at the Ramee Rose club, but they aren't really my preference; I'the like to know if there are any other places where I might find some. Also, I'm wondering if there's a group or something similar where people get together to go out as a group.

[BuddyNY]

Mind you, Premiere wasn't as good as Cyclone which wasn't quite as big but had the same variety and generally even better quality. I only went there 3 times whilst visiting Dubai between 2004 and 2006 but fond memories. It's a shame it closed down and also a shame there isn't what I would call a superclub. Although I've retreated largely to MR, it seems the club scene has fragmented to lots of smaller places.

I had to get new acct here because my old acct deactivated and the old email long gone.

But Premiere was my first experience and Cyclone was quite the thing.

Give a whoop if anyone here had been to Cyclone!

[PayForIt]

Just wanted to ping a quick "thanks" to all who responded with suggestions / advice. Much appreciated. Not there for a few weeks but will report for sure after the trip.

Cheers.

[NoBuglyFitches]

If you only had 4 nights would you do my favourite 4 options? If not, where else should I try and why?

I'd look at Club55, Tonic Russian Lounge, Capitol Rooftop, Czar, Cin Cin Rooftop, Eve Russian Lounge, Cafe Ayush, Club Mint, Four Seasons Luna Rooftop. They are all close together.

[JackThePlaya]

Thanks for the input. All fair points but I hate bait and switch and just won't therefore do escorts. I much prefer to select from a LU.

Looks like my old favs are the best bet. Band comes on 10 pm in both Jules and Ratsky. No entry in Jules, minimal at Ratsky. The fee at RS isn't great but at least it starts early enough. I've just never broadened my options beyond those, York, Club Blu. Fabulous but again late and miles away. Was hoping someone might give me a heads up that there is another in the category of Red Sq / Jules / Ratsky that I am just missing out on. But sounds like that's not the case.

RS is still king for mid budget options. I swung by Five JBR on a Sunday evening and it seemed dead, at least from the outside. However a couple of weeks prior, Five Palm was buzzing with options. Met a fellow ISG bro there and educated him on the lay of the land there. I do believe he picked up a Colombian from Five Palm and then a girl from seeking. Easy to spot the pros. If you got the aura, you could pull some non-pros there as well.

[ClitLover2012]

Cavalli seems to be in a different avatar now. The old one at the Fairmont which was probably being referred to, has shut a long time ago!

Since you mentioned budget isn't a problem (and considering you've spent 6 k on a girl before! You may consider trying DIFC, JBR or the Palm one of the nights. Some of the bars start way earlier than the clubs, and have gorgeous women. It is hit or miss, not every girl is a WG. But then if you have game, and with more than 60% of the women being WGs, your chances are quite bright.

Yep. Still open. Had never heard of it before your post here. Looks impressive but as a nightclub I presume again starts well after midnight. I'm wanting to be back in my room engaging in the action by then!

[Raw Deal]

Chub Eve at Voco Hotel was absolutely banging when I visited in July. 150 cover for drinks and a stable to sit at. The quality was great but I did not pickup anyone. My problem there is that the girls sit at their own tables and are most of the times buried into their phones.

The DJ did a decent job and the waitresses quick and efficient.

I have been to Eve over 5 times but never indulged in one their talents. My logic is if the girl is not interested in 'hawking' her wares at the club, she would be a dead fish in bed. I may be wrong but then I retained my AEDs.

Ok guys. Especially seniors here in this thread. Need some help please. I have an upcoming trip where my first 3 nights will be DBX, then 14 nights in Thailand and back to DBX for 4 nights.

[Blood Red]

I would suggest you grab dinner in a place like Ayoush and try your luck till 11, if that doesn't work then head over to the clubs. Five Palm is a place you can find options all time of the day.

Yes, Ayoush is a decent option. It gets pretty busy around 11 pm but the setup is of course different.

[PayForIt]

Is Cavalli still a going concern in Dubai? I did the "up and down" on a really attractive Russian blonde who used to like to hang out there. Was years ago though. She was from Crimea and spoke good English too. I remember riding in the cab with her back to my bur Dubai hotel and not believing I was about to have "relations" with that extremely attractive "blondinka" LOL! She wouldn't let me mess with that "popeka" though LMAO!

Yep. Still open. Had never heard of it before your post here. Looks impressive but as a nightclub I presume again starts well after midnight. I'm wanting to be back in my room engaging in the action by then!

[PayForIt]

I'll second BR, you know the clubs so you know that before midnight you are just hanging around waiting.

Your best bet is prob going to be MR: probably end up paying +10 to 20% versus picking up same from the club, you can offset that versus saved entry fees and drinks.

I personally enjoy the club hunt and trawling the ones you listed for 'talent', however the smoke and stench sometimes mean I just want the home delivery option and MR mostly works for that.

Thanks for the input. All fair points but I hate bait and switch and just won't therefore do escorts. I much prefer to select from a LU.

Looks like my old favs are the best bet. Band comes on 10 pm in both Jules and Ratsky. No entry in Jules, minimal at Ratsky. The fee at RS isn't great but at least it starts early enough. I've just never broadened my options beyond those, York, Club Blu. Fabulous but again late and miles away. Was hoping someone might give me a heads up that there is another in the category of Red Sq / Jules / Ratsky that I am just missing out on. But sounds like that's not the case.