Pattaya Reports

[SBTiger]

Some Thailand-related abbreviations that aren't always obvious.

GC: Gentleman's Club.

TG: Thai Girl.

LB: Ladyboy.

555: haha / LOL.

BF: Barfine.

Outstanding report my brother. Sets an example of what this thread is for. We need more like it.

On Soi Honey

Honey Lounge my brother. BBBJCIM 500; Curtain 300; Don't remember what rooms and full service are. Never partook in that part.

Other favorites

Club Excite; Club Fate; La Poste Bar; Maggie Mays; Heaven Above; Mafia Bar (hit and miss).

To Chill

The Cocktail Car.

All prices in THB.

BBBJCIM 500

- are these the typical going rates in these massage places?

In calls. Can you get incalls form these places or that is "offline" with the girls?

What are typical rates in Pattya with FLs etc. Thai Friendly girls qquote 1500/3 K??

Thanks.

[Turgid]

I wandered into one of the bars on Soi Boomerang and ran into a very cute girl. She didn't have any English, but I really wanted her. That was my mistake. It turns out that she didn't kiss, didn't suck, didn't know how to put on a condom and didn't have any lube (and she really needed some). Worst sex of my life.

She is the hottest (to me) girl I have met in Pattaya and the worst in bed anywhere. I need to screen more effectively. I shouldn't think about going upstairs with any girl until we have spent lots of time making out downstairs and she acts like she really wants me (even if it is just good act).

Oh well, another learning experience.

Wow, you got one fresh off the bus.

[JizzyB]

Was in mood of an in-call service hence messaged couple of ploys and few responded but were unavailable. One of them apparently had a day off so asked if she can visit me and she was ready to come. She was delayed due to heavy rains and came an hour late. She had a beer while chit-chatting. Moved to the bed and I started feeling her all over the body. 21/22 years old, petite Nam working at Soi 6 bar was half Thai and half Korean and was planning to go to South Korea next year. We got undressed and she started making my dick hard and it became hard in no time. She gave a good BJ with proper grip and then shifted to the main act. Covered and entered her tight pussy and started thrusting slowly and increased pace. Her pussy was long and elongated. She was moaning which gave me more arousal. Switched to doggy and pounded hard until I came. Both of us got cleaned up and back to bed caressing / fondling again. Had some snacks and she left after sometime. Overall a good and satisfactory session in a pleasant weather.

Total expenses 1300 THB.

-JizzyB.

[Downandup]

Unlimited calls to AIS customers.

But only 100 baht worth of calls to customers on other networks.

No texting at all.

So you do get calls on AIS. I see what you mean now, you wanted calls and text as part of the package. Instead what you have to do is get extra calls by purchasing an addon.

The reason for that is the way some countries use their mobile networks, it's mainly for data. Voice calls on the network cost a lot so everyone uses apps for calling and texting such as Line, wechat and whatsapp. Therefore you don't need much more than a data plan.

[Droog]

I wandered into one of the bars on Soi Boomerang and ran into a very cute girl. She didn't have any English, but I really wanted her. That was my mistake. It turns out that she didn't kiss, didn't suck, didn't know how to put on a condom and didn't have any lube (and she really needed some). Worst sex of my life.

She is the hottest (to me) girl I have met in Pattaya and the worst in bed anywhere. I need to screen more effectively. I shouldn't think about going upstairs with any girl until we have spent lots of time making out downstairs and she acts like she really wants me (even if it is just good act).

Oh well, another learning experience.

[PayForIt]

Upcoming trip. Anyone been to Climax Berlin recently? I went on my last trip last year and it was head and shoulders above anywhere else. Sure the prices are high but its a very high end place and the quality of the line up (then) was awesome. Found it hard to leave to explore elsewhere. Will 100% head back but wondered if there were any recent visits by others.

Nice to see GC's in the thread. My favourites are Heavens Above, Fate (girls love "strip pool" competitions), Sin on Bongkoch 8, Factory, Purple, Catflaps, and stil High Rollers on Soi Pothole. Best pool tables in Pattaya. Had some great times in all of those and will return again. Any other suggestions? I've never been to M Club but might try it.

[Bunky]

Why don't you just get an esim that has text and calls? I've had my AIS esim for two years now and it has that. Having a real Thai number is useful. Mine was purchased and registered abroad with a 30 day plan, I add credit to keep the number alive.

I went through the formalities of verifying my identity with a passport, selfie, etc. and set up an account with AIS.

When I log on from the USA and go to the "Tourist eSIM" page, I land here:

https://www.ais.th/esim-traveller/#/ mealdetail? AreaId=56.

All of the eSIMS offer the same features:

Unlimited Data + AIS "Super Wi-Fi".

Unlimited calls to AIS customers.

But only 100 baht worth of calls to customers on other networks.

No texting at all.

Perhaps Khun Down & Up is located in a different country than me, which gives him access to tourist eSIMS that include texts and calls to everybody. (I see the web page has an "AreaId." Perhaps that indicates I'm in the USA.)

Or perhaps AIS likes him more than they like me. ;-)

[LundonFrog]

Sorry for dumb question but what is 'GC' - hard to keep up with all the lingo. (I get the idea of BJ) , thanks.

Some Thailand-related abbreviations that aren't always obvious.

GC: Gentleman's Club.

TG: Thai Girl.

LB: Ladyboy.

555: haha / LOL.

BF: Barfine.

[HSendatsu]

Sorry for dumb question but what is 'GC' - hard to keep up with all the lingo. (I get the idea of BJ) , thanks.

Gentleman Club.

[SBTiger]

Decided to go to other side of the adult entertainment areas Soi Buakhao and Soi Boomerang and this place was bustling mostly with Farang Oldies. Read FRs about Lips Lounge how raunchy this place is and went there. A male employee escorted me to the inside room and I took a 3rd table. Ladies are right infront of you on the small stage. One lady comes and asks to sit with me. Ordered myself a cola and a lady drink for her and she took my hand and directly kept on her tits. Soft tits with long nips I liked fondling them. She then started massaging my dick over the trouser and asks if I'd like a BJ and informed about the prices. 500 baht BJ in the open and 300 with room upstairs. There were 2 patrons already sitting next to me and I told her that I'm shy and she takes me to the corner seat under the aircon. Brings in wet tissues and cleans my tool and starts the action. She was completely into it and blowing with her mouth without any hand jerk while I kept feeling her all over. I wasn't coming for a long so told her to use her hands also with swift jerks and I spurted into her mouth. She accidently swallowed a bit of the cum and cleaned me up and then went inside to clean herself. Came back, paid the bill and I left the place satisfied. Ladies are not lookers but service skills are good and value for money. As SubCmdr rightly says the objective is to NUT.

Total Expenses - 725 THB.

Could veterans suggest other must visit Bars / GCs in this part of the area?

GC /BJ

Sorry for dumb question but what is 'GC' - hard to keep up with all the lingo. (I get the idea of BJ) , thanks.

[Downandup]

Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.

I did it once long ago. It was mainly a trip to Kinneree and the few GC's on Bongkot 8, organised by someone from Soi 6 who organised a couple of bahtbus's to get around. We should have stayed at Kinneree where all the girls were, the Bongkot clubs would have a few girls in each club but not enough for half the group so we had to spread about. So it's best to travel around solo or with no more than a couple of wingmen.

This was long before Acreman came into to the GC market, now I would not visit any Maggie May's.

[Droog]

Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.

I occasionally go on a bar crawl. I enjoy meeting new people who speak English. It often gives me a chance to visit bars I've never been to. It gives me an easy out in an hour. It means that I'm not the only customer in the bar, it's nice to not get mobbed, often I can just buy a drink for me without being nagged for lady drinks.

I highly recommend a bar crawl to people who are new to Thailand. There is a lot that can be learned from them.

[SubCmdr]

Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.

This is 100% true I have read articles about others participating in those events (I never had). You don't stay long enough to get with a girl. But you can learn where all the places are if you want and make contacts to return.

You can hit a lot of clubs in walking. You can hit a lot of clubs bouncing with Bolt in Jomtien / Pratumnak on your own.

Passion; Maggie Mays, Kit Kat Club, Maggie Mays Resort; Monkey House; Pussy Galore; Kinnaree; Catflaps; Maggie Mays Mini (opening soon).

Camel Toe, anyone been lately?

[Banana Boi]

Many of the Gentleman Clubs have organized club hopping. You can do it at a number of clubs. If you need more info stop by Maggie May on Soi Pothole. They are part of the club hopping circuit. Just ask about Gentleman Club tours. They have a poster in the bathroom with the info on it as well.

Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.

[Allover]

Thanks for the information. I was looking for something like this only. I'll definitely check on it. Also, read about similar in Buzzin Pattaya.

I'm pretty sure the Maggie May Gentleman Crawl includes a stop at Buzzin which is directly across the street from Maggie May.