General Reports

[LivingFossil]

Context: My first time to Tijuana was March, went with a friend, we both speak very good Spanish.

WED:

Got to the border around 2 pm. Was nervous going through Mexican immigration, despite what I read here. There was no one in the line for foreigners, I said I was coming for a dental appointment and it was true, but the woman questioned why I needed 3 days. I was taken to the backroom and told I needed a $30 visa and paid, my buddy who was next in line gave the same excuse and was told the same, an immigration officer was like "otro del LOS de lo dentist" hahahaha!

Checked in to Ticuan, love this hotel, excellent free breakfast, comes with fresh squeezed orange juice, what was the last time you had that? Followed up with Musas and Queens for a lesbian threesome for that night, I had started the process three days prior, with lots of texting both agencies. What a pain. Last minute Musas said even though my room is a double, the hotel would not allow two girls in. Queens was too slow to respond. Postponed it for the next day, lesbian threesomes are hard to produce because it takes two specific girls, and even one escort is very flakey. What a pain.

We got to Chicago at 10 pm, its kinda empty, lots of smaller rooms and loud, we drink one beer and leave, no good talent. We go to Tropical and walk right out, sucked. We go to Adelitas it's like 3 large rooms and two hallways. Too packed, girls are looking decent. We drink for a while. I take a cute, smaller framed, fake blonde, fake boobed girl called Yoely. $70+$15, very worth it, she did everything I wanted, I got her number. When to HK around 1 am, the talent was worst then Adelitas, I was having a good time and getting super drunk by now, couldn't smash was tired from my long trip from Kentucky, went to hotel at around 3 am.

THURS:

Had ceviche at Todos Santos, it was the best Mexican ceviche I've ever had. It was in Zona Este, this area looks popping lots of new construction, I was told there are lots of MILFs by the taxi driver LOL. Guess what. There were! Later I went to the dentist, waited for 30 m and was told dentist was late and on her way. I hate Mexico.

Later, I wanted to try out my first SW, went alone, walked around all of ZN twice, guess what, none wanted to do a threesome. I got quotes of 380-500 pesos for FS, CBJ, nude by various girls. I would say in 3 nights I saw 5 girls I liked, you really get what you pay for, ¼ the price and looks. Finally I took a girl called Crystal by where the mariachis chill, 480 with room, she was decent looking, her dress hid her small belly not too big but I didn't like it. I made her give a long CBJ till she was exhausted and after 20 m of pounding I was too tired figured she had taken enough and left, LOL. I asked the Ticuan lobby if I could have two girls up and they said yes, told this to Musas and Queens and only Queens said they would send two girls for $170, I made sure it included the lesbian stuff many times. Andrea showed up first, she was like a 4/10 not as good at the photos and the second girl was some ugly, horse voiced, fat brown highlights girl 1/10. Andrea showed up 20 m before and by the time they both showered it was 30 m in. I was begrudgingly ready to start but since it took so much whatsapping to get this, I would do it. I didn't get if they were joking or not but they said I had 30 m left, I jokingly said I didn't ask you here to have conversation and shower. They then asked my for $210, I was like hell no, maybe if they were decent, and 30 m? I showed my messages and told them to leave, gave them $10 each, its the agencies fault for not telling them, its my fault for not asking for more pictures. I am actually glad it didn't happened because they were ugly. I'm done with threesomes. Too hard to organize with an agency and chicas can look bad, at HK they are way too expensive for 1 HR. Y'all got any tips on how to have a lesbian threesome the easy way?

We went to HK around 11 pm, wow this place is packed with hot girls! Took Nayli and some other girl. $100+$18, each. Both were very hot and did everything I wanted, 30 m with CBJ and FS, both took a strong beat down and didn't complain, I was so sweaty I had to shower after every session! Got really drunk. What was sad it there is no girls stripping really, the lesbian Jacuzzi show was even sad at it had two unattractive girls and no watchers. My friend and I both really liked this young fake blonde with a very nice curves and small midsection, big eyes, she spoke excellent English. Sadly when I saw her next I grabbed her for my friend and he took her arriba or should I say abajo and had a blast with her. But I never got to session with her, we never saw her again. He was also with Veronica who is blonde now, she got even hotter, she works the floor so well and is happy, dances well, and my friend said she was very wild I nominate her for employee of the year.

Friday:

Captain Solo is the Mother Theresa of Tijuana with all the good intel. He recommended Churrascaria do Brazil and we went for dinner, wow it was so like $20, that's like 70% off and sooo good. We got to hold the conference here someday, I love Mexico!

10 PM we arrive to HK, packed with hot girls, we got shitty hallway seats. I tipped waiter to get us better ones in a room. Made friends with some nice black guys from SD who shared their two bottles, got super drunk too fast. Ya'll who live in SD I really envy you, like really. I tipped a waiter to turn the music down and they did, tipped a waiter to bring girls to the stripper pole to dance, they did it was awesome. I don't like how some girls won't strip even when you get them a drink, most are dressed like club sluts in sexy dresses which would be cool but they are hard to take off. I had two girls that night, same price as before. They were very nice girls both had nice bodies small waist and nice ass, natural racks, tan with long straight black hair, I have a type LOL. One was called Manhattan. I don't like girls with fake asses even fake tits can be meh.

NOTES:

Tijuana is no longer a party city, most bars close at 10 PM, HK does not have that jaw dropping factor it had went I first went to it earlier this year. If you are super thirsty go, there are hot girls at HK on a weekend. If you want to catch Corona GO, these clubs are the BEST places possible, small, packed, no widows anywhere, if anyone talks loud it infects everyone. I don't care about getting it so I went. Since I'm so far away I won't be back till maybe next year, I def won't comeback if clubs aren't fully open.

RANT: We got a lot going on in America right now but can a leader please rise up to make sex work legal in America everywhere? I'll be glad to make a hefty donation to the cause and March downtown locked arms with my fellow mongers and hoes for that. Joe or Don I don't care about how different why'all but if why'all out there listening whoever gets this done has my vote! These are issues that really matter to me!

[YyzTravel]

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

Where did you get this book?

[Travelling Guy]

The bars are closed although a couple like Tropical have turned a couple of hotel rooms as pseudo bars. Not sure how much I want to deal a place like that if health or municipal officials come to check for a visit.

Alley is open and girls are open for business, great deals possible. Check my detailed report in street-girls section. A lot of restaurants are carry out only now. Still a lot of fun can be had in Tijuana!

[Goyo61]

I hear ya. I was 230 at one point and very insecure about it and still am to a point. Actually amazed at how nonjudgmental 90% of the girls are even when I was 230. Seems the only color they care about is "Green" .

While it's great fucking them I found just taking them in the private rooms for $21 and agreeing before that they will get nude (some ask for additional tip). So no matter what weight I am I do feel a bit more comfortable with clothes on but I can still grope the hell out of them when they are butt-ass naked. The fuck is great. No question but there is a ton of other fun stuff down there with out doing the "deed" .

Yea. If I loose a few more I wouldn't mind growing a another inch elsewhere.

Recently an escort gave me such a look that I decided not to session with her. I wondered whether it was my size or my age.

[Turgid]

I have always been over 200 pounds and trying to loose a few more. Recently I got down to 205 and feeling great about it and part of the motivation was the inspiration of grouping and fucking girls in Tijuana! It's hard to talk yourself out of the pizza or ice cream but the thought of having a slimmer body with the hot girls down there does help to motivate!

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

Recently an escort gave me such a look that I decided not to session with her. I wondered whether it was my size or my age.

[KC Questor]

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

Best motivation is that as you lose weight you gain inches. I lost 170 lbs and holy shit my dick gets a lot of attention from girls who knew me before. Lose weight gain length. Good motivation.

[Goyo61]

I have always been over 200 pounds and trying to loose a few more. Recently I got down to 205 and feeling great about it and part of the motivation was the inspiration of grouping and fucking girls in Tijuana! It's hard to talk yourself out of the pizza or ice cream but the thought of having a slimmer body with the hot girls down there does help to motivate!

We need to start a new mongering-diet. For every 5 pounds you loose you get to fuck xxxx. Ah. It'a a new HongKong Diet. LOL.

[Goyo61]

Mexico City Airport is an "adventure" if you ever go through there. They do have these great little sleeping pods for fairly cheap if you have a layover that is overnight. BUT it takes twice as long for anything so need to get in line for next flight and get to security much earlier than any time frame your used to in the USA.

Goyo.

Gringas. Covid has me banging more now than usual.

[Captain Solo]

ATMs at the major banks on Revo are all closed.

The Multiva ATM's in the alley have stolen passwords from me and my wingmen in the past. They started withdrawing $200-300 from ATM's in the MidWest 2 or 3 weeks after use. The banks spotted the fraud and alerted me.

Azul's charged my card twice for the same bill last week. Had to dispute with the card company.

I used the machines inside HK and Cascada a few years without problems, but time is hard now and criminals are working harder. I used the Schwab card in the alley last week. Keep checking statement for frauds.

[Dogers69]

My buddy had his card cloned from the ATMs by adelitas a few weeks ago.

I was just there on Tuesday and needed some extra cash in the morning.

I used the ATM and instantly turned the card off and requested a replacement. Didn't feel like dealing with the headache.

Smart move. I once used credit card at hotel cascadas within 4 hours it had purchases in 6 countries.

[Dogers69]

2 drinks a lot for you? Two weeks ago you said you were too drunk to mess with the chicas.

A mechanic paid enough attention to you to recognize you with a facemask?

And this $20 again? Please explain why you would have to pay "20 bucks once a week" The FMM is good for 6 months.

2 drinks for the girl. The government is having 5 months delay on my passport I don't have one. The guy in the mechanics suit works for the mexican border patrol. They have the pretty girls in white shirts, who usually decide who to question, and if they need to be walked back to USA they make the dude do it. In this case, she let me through. It he spotted me and said I just saw you here last week and you refused to pay the 20 dollar fee to get in. If he would charge me 10, he could make 10 everytime I go through. For 20 I can walk through san ysidro way more easier. The bus from otay to revolucion is a long ride with about 30 stops.

[OrganicAlo]

Bro! You're killing me with this $20 stuff! I was just in SD crossing around 6 pm to Tijuana. I coulda brought you back with me. I'm in hotel jalos aka Chicago Gentlemen's Club with an ISG bro. He's right next to me with a chica all over him. I'm here waiting on this one big booty chica to reappear. I've already turned down at least 5 chicas waiting in this one big booty girl I don't know where she went LOL. Oh shit the bro with me is making out with his chica. This is the place to be! Too bad they supposedly charge $30 for the room LOL. I'm about to hit the ATM downstairs praying they don't clone my card, fingers crossed.

My buddy had his card cloned from the ATMs by adelitas a few weeks ago.

I was just there on Tuesday and needed some extra cash in the morning.

I used the ATM and instantly turned the card off and requested a replacement. Didn't feel like dealing with the headache.

[Dcrist0527]

This evening, went to tropical 1st. There was some 8, maybe 9 if I saw them naked. I just can't get motivated to pay for sex unless a girl starts fooling around with me, for free, pre covid. I bought 1 drjnk for not the hottest but seemed fun, she asked me 6 times to buy her drugs. Next. I will say, tropical, to me, is better in some ways than pre covid. Probably because I hated their music and lack of privacy. The waiters though have gotten worse, imagine that. Tip the guy a dollar for every beer, and at the end he wants more money since he only works on tips. Good thing he doesn't work in USA he would not make half as much as he does in tijuana. The girls were all in shape, no fatties. Probably a better section than pre covid. 2 and bar was Chicago. The girls didn't look as good and I don't love the layout, or the non stop waiters. Who comes up with the 5 waiters per customer idea? Anyway, bought 2 drinks, which is alot for me, for a girl who never asked me for sex. She is laid off from covid from a normal job. $20 I should of spent elsewhere but I thought she was a keeper due to her personality being very good. Had to pay mexico 20 bucks to get in. Got through the 1st woman in uniform but the grunge worker in mechanic uniform recognized me even with face mask. No more otay, if I'm gona pay 20 bucks I don't need a crowded bus for 30 minutes from otay to Hong Kong. I'll just go to San Ysidro and pay the dam 20 bucks once a week.

2 drinks a lot for you? Two weeks ago you said you were too drunk to mess with the chicas.

A mechanic paid enough attention to you to recognize you with a facemask?

And this $20 again? Please explain why you would have to pay "20 bucks once a week" The FMM is good for 6 months.

[Jinxx]

This evening, went to tropical 1st. There was some 8, maybe 9 if I saw them naked. I just can't get motivated to pay for sex unless a girl starts fooling around with me, for free, pre covid. I bought 1 drjnk for not the hottest but seemed fun, she asked me 6 times to buy her drugs. Next. I will say, tropical, to me, is better in some ways than pre covid. Probably because I hated their music and lack of privacy. The waiters though have gotten worse, imagine that. Tip the guy a dollar for every beer, and at the end he wants more money since he only works on tips. Good thing he doesn't work in USA he would not make half as much as he does in tijuana. The girls were all in shape, no fatties. Probably a better section than pre covid. 2 and bar was Chicago. The girls didn't look as good and I don't love the layout, or the non stop waiters. Who comes up with the 5 waiters per customer idea? Anyway, bought 2 drinks, which is alot for me, for a girl who never asked me for sex. She is laid off from covid from a normal job. $20 I should of spent elsewhere but I thought she was a keeper due to her personality being very good. Had to pay mexico 20 bucks to get in. Got through the 1st woman in uniform but the grunge worker in mechanic uniform recognized me even with face mask. No more otay, if I'm gona pay 20 bucks I don't need a crowded bus for 30 minutes from otay to Hong Kong. I'll just go to san ysidro and pay the dam 20 bucks once a week.

Bro! You're killing me with this $20 stuff! I was just in SD crossing around 6 pm to Tijuana. I coulda brought you back with me. I'm in hotel jalos aka Chicago Gentlemen's Club with an ISG bro. He's right next to me with a chica all over him. I'm here waiting on this one big booty chica to reappear. I've already turned down at least 5 chicas waiting in this one big booty girl I don't know where she went LOL. Oh shit the bro with me is making out with his chica. This is the place to be! Too bad they supposedly charge $30 for the room LOL. I'm about to hit the ATM downstairs praying they don't clone my card, fingers crossed.

[Captain Solo]

This is why the o State keeps losing New Yorkers' passports.

Homeland Security officials made false statements to justify expelling New Yorkers from programs that speed global travel, federal lawyers admitted.

NY Times Thursday, July 23,2020 8:54 PM EST.

The surprise admission, contained in a court filing, said the inaccuracies "undermine a central argument" in the Trump administration's case for barring New Yorkers from the programs after the state passed a law enabling undocumented immigrants to get driver's licenses.