Kerala

[ElephantACaves]

Yup, I've been getting random calls as well. Most from north Kerala. And I've never been there. Must be careful to not hand these people your real number lest they use it for nefarious purposes. On this subject, I wanted to check what's the best way to get your name off a number? It's a prepaid number. I tried not recharging it. How long before it is discontinued and taken off your name?

Got a call from Reincarnation (Malayalam word) spa saying it was a new spa. I was curious how they got my mongering number. I think the staff in spas are passing our numbers around. So, be careful about that!

This new spa is located in Kochar road and open for less than a month. Counter charge 2500 incl happy ending tips. Negotiated that down to 2 K. There were 2 therapists. Both looked low rent maid types. Asked counter guy to suggest the one that gives best extra service and he sent one of them in. Rooms are OK. Massage was average. Girl was talkative, but she only had HJ + TA on offer. Said HJ was included in counter charge, but wanted 500 more for boob display and 1 K for boob touch / suck. No BJ or FS provided. Overall not value for money. Took just the HJ as girl was only average looking. No hot water in bathroom either.

WIR. No. Therapists are not good looking, and extra rates are higher than the other spas..

[ElephantACaves]

Hi all,

Happy to report that Tagore is open to extra services as well. I enquired about Rashid's incident at the counter. Told them he was a friend and that I had sent him. They said they weren't sure if he was LE and was playing it safe. So that's that. On my latest visit, I sought the services of A from beach district. Good value for money. She's the short dusky one. Enjoy!

Also, wanted to share a feedback about Welna: this too is good value for money. However the birds are a little TN maid types. I didn't find them very enticing. However, they are a eager lot and there's plenty of options here to satisfy all urges.

All said, I must say I miss the milky bulbs of the birds from the seven sisters available in Delhi. Must plan a trip there soon.

Concern: I get awful headaches / feel very tired after blasting a full load. Any remedies for this? It has been a recurring problem.

[ElephantACaves]

Hi KDMonk,

Do you know if they are still open? Because Rashid had mentioned that he found it shut the other day. Any help greatly appreciated.

Its the first lane brother. She's the only one there, has a male helper there too. Charges 2. 5 k for 1 HR massage and steam. Will try sometime in near future.

[Touch Wood]

Got a call from Reincarnation (Malayalam word) spa saying it was a new spa. I was curious how they got my mongering number. I think the staff in spas are passing our numbers around. So, be careful about that!

This new spa is located in Kochar road and open for less than a month. Counter charge 2500 incl happy ending tips. Negotiated that down to 2 K. There were 2 therapists. Both looked low rent maid types. Asked counter guy to suggest the one that gives best extra service and he sent one of them in. Rooms are OK. Massage was average. Girl was talkative, but she only had HJ + TA on offer. Said HJ was included in counter charge, but wanted 500 more for boob display and 1 K for boob touch / suck. No BJ or FS provided. Overall not value for money. Took just the HJ as girl was only average looking. No hot water in bathroom either.

WIR. No. Therapists are not good looking, and extra rates are higher than the other spas.

I had a regular girl at another spa for FS. She has gone incognito. Looks like she got married or something and changed her number. Need to explore more until I find another good one.

RJ.

[RockBufster]

Yes Rashid. This has happened too often in Blore and Chennai also. I remember the initial days when cricket bat spa in Chennai was good and cheap, but now not worth it. Anyways, will be shifting to the capital soon, so guess that was another reason for playing the wait game.

Well done man, for being able to think with your brain, something many of us don't do when the girl is fondling our junior. I had paid her 1000 bucks, that too because she had given me 2 HJs. What I assume is that a few good FRs here might have increased the number of people asking for her and now she feels emboldened to ask for more. I have seen this happen many a times in Kolkata.

Hope you get better experiences in future.

[RockBufster]

Thank you EPL. Guess have had enough of good HJs for marginal tips, was in no mood to bargain also after the insane initial quote. From experience, it's better to leave than have an unhappy girl jerking you off.

Cheers to the control excercise my friend. Only if more of us do that can we turn the market scenario to monger friendly. EPL.

[RashidZ]

How's the scene in the capital city? The only report I've seen is of the Nimbu spa. Any idea if its still open? And what's the damage for counter and extras? Are there any other places where you can get sure-shot action? Thank you.

I was there recently, while I was on a business trip to the capital City. Its open and functioning. Strange thing was they won't take appointments at the counter. Had to call up Kochi and book appointment. Another issue is that the massage is only for 45 minutes and for 2500 bucks, that is too short.

Got assigned Mallu Girl Ms are. Service was excellent though her body and face were like 6/10. Got full nude B2 B, BBBJ, Fingering, tea bagging and dry humping. I was not carrying a see, and while she flat out refused FS, I think she was so much into the action (I fingered her nicely and I think her moaning was real, not fake), she probably would have agreed if I had pushed for it. But no chance of doing it without the see. Finally released on her body. Enjoyed the experience, though I had to pay 3 K as tip. Quite costly as the full package is 5. 5 K for 45 minutes, you might probably get a better looking, younger girl from an SP for an hour (though I am sure the service will be worse than what Miss are did).

BTW, she was a bit cagey in the beginning. Thankfully I remembered an earlier FR here that said there was a Kannada lady there. So I just told her I have been there before and had met the Kannada lady. She was very comfortable after that.

[KDMonk]

Oops. Yes, I think that's the place, 1st lane not the second. Not sure why it's closed. Shall update here if I find something on this.

Its the first lane brother. She's the only one there, has a male helper there too. Charges 2. 5 k for 1 HR massage and steam. Will try sometime in near future. Her number ends with 9875.

[Armaanz]

Hi all,

I have been lurking this forum for quite a while but this is my first post and my first spa experience in Kochi. I have visited quite a few spas in blr and almost every spa offers extras but unfortunately that's not the case in Kerala.

After reading good reviews of the spa named after the Greek bird and Miss A, I decided to give it a shot. I went there on a Sunday at 11:30 ish, left my car at the car wash which was only 200 m and walked to the spa. There was a dusty slim lady at the counter. I asked for the rate and she said 2.5 k for normal massage and 2. 8 for aroma, deep tissue etc for an hour. I settled for deep tissue for 2.5 k for an hour. When I enquired about therapist, she said only one available as it's Sunday and her name too started with A. I was taken to the room upstairs and asked to change.

Decent room but the dispo was too small. I think I wore it wrong as elastic seemed missing and it was too tight. Then enters Miss A, who is average looking and wearing a tucked in shirt and jeans. I went in the toilet to pee and when I came back she asked me to lie on my back. I asked her name and stuff and she said she used to study physio. So, it's confirmed that she is the same that's reviewed. 2 minutes since she started the massage she tries to take my dispo down and since it was too tight, she said I wore it wrong. I got up and told her that I will remove it completely and she happily obliged. She started doing bum massage and then started grabbing Johnny and balls together. It was a little painful so I asked her if I should turn. She said let's finish massaging legs and back and then will come to it. About the massage, I think it was mediocre and didn't seem like deep tissue. She was putting too much oil too. Towards the end using her fingers she gives a light touch all over the body which felt nice.

She asks me to turn and then continues massaging my legs, chest, shoulders etc. She asks me if I workout and complements my body. Last she was massaging my face and hair and I popped the question of extras. She first said no B2B and FS but HJ 500, BBJ half clothed 1 k, full removed 1.5 etc. Agreed for BBJ and then when it came to the deed she said she didn't mean BBJ with half clothed is 1 k but both are separate or some crap. I asked her to just do BBJ and oh man. She couldn't even do a proper BJ. Her lips were in and mouth half open she couldn't even fit half of my Johnny's head. I tried to teach her to do properly. And then she brought tissue and started rubbing Johnny saying there is oil. She did that for 2 minutes and then I asked her to get to the deed again. She tried but she couldn't do much and she started jerking it with her hand. I stopped her and asked her to make me end using BBJ itself and she is like she has never done it before etc. I told her I will give only 500 if she finishes me by jerking then she is like no as she already did it. Finally she said she will finish with HJ for 700 and I was like ok. She said already it's late and tried to do it fast but I slowed her down and made her massage Johnny and balls to finally cum. Then hit the shower and I was given new / dry cleaned towel which I liked because I hate old towels given usually in spa.

Overall, mediocre experience but they were not demanding money upfront and kept asking me throughout how I liked it etc. Both in the counter and to Miss A I paid after service.

Damages: 2.5 k + 700.

[EatPrayLove]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

Cheers to the control excercise my friend. Only if more of us do that can we turn the market scenario to monger friendly. EPL.

[RashidZ]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

Well done man, for being able to think with your brain, something many of us don't do when the girl is fondling our junior. I had paid her 1000 bucks, that too because she had given me 2 HJs. What I assume is that a few good FRs here might have increased the number of people asking for her and now she feels emboldened to ask for more. I have seen this happen many a times in Kolkata.

Hope you get better experiences in future.

[RashidZ]

That's just horrific. Sorry you had to go through that, Rashid bhai. They had only called me two days ago to check when I was coming next. So no clue why they acted this way. Not sure if the new staff that they rang me about is all men. But even then there was still the youngie (7/10) and the elder woman (2/10) who was still offering services. It's likely they mistook your 40-something age as LE-ish. The neighborhood scene too could be another reason. It was a proper residential area until the liquor place was shifted opposite the road and tiles laid at the end of the lane to connect to another road. I was planning to hit the place this weekend. I'll give you an update after.

Hey no worries man. Thanks for the concern. These are minor hiccups that happen in this hobby 😃.

I am relieved that I did not hand over any cash. Imagine if I had paid, got nude in the room and that guy at the counter had walked in for a massage, LOL. It could have gotten very awkward. I am thanking my heavens he told me upfront. All I lost was an hour in commute, no big deal.

[RockBufster]

After a long time thought of trying out the kochi scene. Have been a regular in blore Chen and Delhi. Thanks to Rashid bhai, got the details of the couple. Pinged them on fb, but didn't get any reply, so went ahead to the famous Greek bird spa. Ms A was there. Decent massage but has raised her charges. Initially quoted 3 k for a HJ. Laughed it off, and said nothing more than 500. She denied. Max was 2 k with ta. I refused and just asked her to go ahead with the massage. I guess she has an influx. Of customers, as she didn't negotiate a bit. Left the spa disappointed, but happy didn't shed 2 k for a dumb HJ. Request everyone to control the damages. Waiting to meet the couple now to have some fun.

[ElephantACaves]

That's just horrific. Sorry you had to go through that, Rashid bhai. They had only called me two days ago to check when I was coming next. So no clue why they acted this way. Not sure if the new staff that they rang me about is all men. But even then there was still the youngie (7/10) and the elder woman (2/10) who was still offering services. It's likely they mistook your 40-something age as LE-ish. The neighborhood scene too could be another reason. It was a proper residential area until the liquor place was shifted opposite the road and tiles laid at the end of the lane to connect to another road. I was planning to hit the place this weekend. I'll give you an update after.

I was quite intruiged by the good reports from a couple of our friends and decided to try the Tagore place. Was relatively easy to spot as they had given detailed instructions. There is just a small board. You will miss it if you are not looking for it.

I went in and asked for a massage. The man at the counter quoted 1000 bucks for a one hour massage. I was happy (earlier FRs suggested 1. 5 K). I was about to hand over the cash to him, when he said there is no cross massage. I was like what!. Told him politely that there used to be cross massage as my friends have told me. He flat out refused and the tone got a little agressive (who told you such lies types). I said OK, thank you I am going when he sarcastically said from behind "Oh, so you did not come for the massage! Did not want to create a scene so I walked out.

Not sure what went wrong. It is one of.

- I got the wrong location. Unlikely as the instruction in previous FRs was very accurate.

- They don't have any female therapists any more. I remember Elephenta Caves bro saying their new staff is coming only in Dec. Again, I think this reason is unlikely as they could have just told me that and ask to come in Dec..

[RashidZ]

I was quite intruiged by the good reports from a couple of our friends and decided to try the Tagore place. Was relatively easy to spot as they had given detailed instructions. There is just a small board. You will miss it if you are not looking for it.

I went in and asked for a massage. The man at the counter quoted 1000 bucks for a one hour massage. I was happy (earlier FRs suggested 1. 5 K). I was about to hand over the cash to him, when he said there is no cross massage. I was like what!. Told him politely that there used to be cross massage as my friends have told me. He flat out refused and the tone got a little agressive (who told you such lies types). I said OK, thank you I am going when he sarcastically said from behind "Oh, so you did not come for the massage! Did not want to create a scene so I walked out.

Not sure what went wrong. It is one of.

- I got the wrong location. Unlikely as the instruction in previous FRs was very accurate.

- They don't have any female therapists any more. I remember Elephenta Caves bro saying their new staff is coming only in Dec. Again, I think this reason is unlikely as they could have just told me that and ask to come in Dec.

- They have stopped cross massages totally. May be some LE / neighbourhood scare. This is quite possible.

- They looked at me and felt some threat (maybe they mistook me for some LE in disguise). Again unlikely as I was dressed very conservatively and my mask was on all the time, so they did not even see my face.

Anyway, this place is off my list, at least for now.