Kerala

[KDMonk]

Visited Tagore yesterday. Went directly to first floor seeing the review. The girl said I have to go down and meet manager. This was my first visit but counter lady felt I had already visited. Paid 1.5 k without asking, based on the forum info. So far so good. But in came Ms D (as she said). Fat girl with big saggy boobs and much bigger tummy. And still bigger attitude. Even for outside touching she need 1 k. And no BJ. Absolutely no massage. Avoid her like plague.

I went for ms A. Named after the eye foundation hospital in tvm. She from h. Municipality in alappey district. That too in the early stage of the spa opening up. Maybe she too has raised rates. Hope not.

[Krishna Con]

Visited Tagore yesterday. Went directly to first floor seeing the review. The girl said I have to go down and meet manager. This was my first visit but counter lady felt I had already visited. Paid 1.5 k without asking, based on the forum info. So far so good. But in came Ms D (as she said). Fat girl with big saggy boobs and much bigger tummy. And still bigger attitude. Even for outside touching she need 1 k. And no BJ. Absolutely no massage. Avoid her like plague.

[KDMonk]

Raji's doing her own thing. If you don't mind her matron-like figure and ok with 40+ age, and more into the VFM and Service offered then try her. I tried her, 2. 5 k for 1 HR but got 30 mins more since I'm a gentleman (she said it, not me) greeted me with a smile, being the first customer, she treated me good, set the massage table, laid down nude. Opted for oil, something I felt was original oil and not the parachoot stuff. Had a herbal smell to it. She proceeded for a genuine massage, with some forms of teasing and pulling, told me of an ikka (executive looker) who made his way into her new place after learning of her departure from the old spa taking an extra hour after the initial 1 hour (the FR is here). Asked me if Id want BJ, rimming, top off. All of which I said yes yes and yes. Finished me off nice while also giving me a soothing massage. The best part about it, she is really hygenic, clean table (dettol wash), hot water bathroom with shampoo and small individual soap bars and fresh towels. Also gives a good head massage, with face scrub as well. There were some other staff there, but she let them go, since they'the make a mess of the place and not do it like she would. She also has a male assistant who'the massage you if she's busy with someone else, don't worry she can do the happy ending after the massage. Try booking in advance beforehand. Something negative I felt was the constant tending to her phone every time it rang, her singing in between. But other than that, she's providing a VFM service. Fellow mongers, if you know anyone in the city providing VFM massage try referring them to her. She's accepting applications. She has her ad on olx. She's got a good thing going, lets keep it going and not hike her charges.

[KDMonk]

How to contact her googled not available can you share the contact.

We share contacts only through pvt messages. Try olx, she's put an ad there (as per her saying) , she's going to be on JDIAL soon. No google stuff for her.

[ElephantACaves]

Just saw this. Rashid bro is absolutely right.

Bros,

Not to create any panic, but thought I will share this info as it might help us be better prepared. I was in a dinner party yesterday (work related). The spouse of one of my colleagues is a high ranking govt official (who works closely with LE). I was generally chit chatting about the law and order situation in Kerala. He mentioned that the recent headlines (models death, busting of rave parties, multiple drug cases) etc. Has put enormous pressure on LE to act and show some quick results. Since many of these cases involved models, actors, young girls etc, the media is carrying these news with a lot of aplomb (they get a lot of views for such news). The moral brigade is apparently out and there is govt level pressure on the LE higher ups. Just yesterday, there was another news of a young Model who died in a car crash at 3 am. She was with 2 guys and all 3 of them were apparently drunk.

The guy mentioned that there is a possibility of a strong action against 'all immoral activities". He did not mention Spas specifically, and I did not ask or show a lot of interest, as I was in my real profile.

Maybe just a scare. I don't even know how much that guys really knows or if he is just showing off. Either case, be a bit careful while mongering. No need to stop visiting Spas or anything, but be aware of the surroundings..

[ElephantACaves]

Dear all,

I write to inform you that Thalse who runs the 5 Fingers, River and Ash chain has been booked by the police after a girl, whom she had few others had lured into service in pretense of a photoshoot, was gngrpd in Kakkanad, Kochi. Police has sealed their buildings. Apparently she is part of a gang that lures girls in Kerala and other states to bolster their service here, especially around Infopark region. In addition to the residency that's now sealed, they also operate from two others. According to the survivor, the police too works in collusion with this gang and are now, according to her, derailing the case. I urge all to stay off your mongering business until this subsides.

On another note: how do I get a sim disconnected and remove my name off it?

[RashidZ]

Bros,

Not to create any panic, but thought I will share this info as it might help us be better prepared. I was in a dinner party yesterday (work related). The spouse of one of my colleagues is a high ranking govt official (who works closely with LE). I was generally chit chatting about the law and order situation in Kerala. He mentioned that the recent headlines (models death, busting of rave parties, multiple drug cases) etc. Has put enormous pressure on LE to act and show some quick results. Since many of these cases involved models, actors, young girls etc, the media is carrying these news with a lot of aplomb (they get a lot of views for such news). The moral brigade is apparently out and there is govt level pressure on the LE higher ups. Just yesterday, there was another news of a young Model who died in a car crash at 3 am. She was with 2 guys and all 3 of them were apparently drunk.

The guy mentioned that there is a possibility of a strong action against 'all immoral activities". He did not mention Spas specifically, and I did not ask or show a lot of interest, as I was in my real profile.

Maybe just a scare. I don't even know how much that guys really knows or if he is just showing off. Either case, be a bit careful while mongering. No need to stop visiting Spas or anything, but be aware of the surroundings.

Also, many of the Spas have become very reckless. Don't know what happened to the age old practice of not discussing extras on phone. I recently pinged a new Spa (I found on Just dial in Milk-Rice-Circle) asking about massage. They sent me a full Menu with rates. Different rates for HJ, B2 B, FS etc. How careless. Another Spa I pinged asking about rates for massage. Their reply was "2000 rupees. Come sir, we have college going students! These are not scamsters, I pinged them after I saw the physical location of the Spas.

All the best guys. Continue exploring, but I would say go in with both eyes open. Cheers.

[ElephantACaves]

Hi Bullet bro,

It's flat 2.5 k at counter (can be brought down to 2 K, I think) and. 5-1 k inside.

[David Joseph]

Its the first lane brother. She's the only one there, has a male helper there too. Charges 2. 5 k for 1 HR massage and steam. Will try sometime in near future. Her number ends with 9875.

How to contact her googled not available can you share the contact.

[BulletVictor]

Good Summary Ele bro. What is the price looks like in the rockband spa?

Hey,

How's it going? I found another MP not far from Velna. It's the name of a popular rock band which had KurtC on it. Search for it. Easily found on G. The bird at the counter is an absolute bomb! OMG. I can't get that face off my head. So pretty. However the service birds are only average. But she says more on the way in coming days. This will be one good place come Christmas.

Tagore. Do not for the life of you take the service of P from Tagore. An absolute waste of money. Do not be tempted by her "fair" looks as he pops from behind the curtain. It's all make up. Also, it's not a bird. It's a boulder. LOL. Go for the ever-reliable A from beach district. But don't be stuck on the melons. She does not wash. Not after sessions. Not ever. Load or not load.

Much talk about BBJ of late. Perhaps the best BBJ ever in the commercial city is done by the chinaman (yes, man) in G-va hotel. He does it because he wants it = perfection (your orientations be damned). Sadly he's not there anymore, but in the city still. Find him we must.

Tempted to hit the McD one. I have a thing for birds from the seven sisters. Think must wait as I'm headed up north. It's Christmas after all.

Year-end analysis: The golden days of Creation is over. Immortal bird drains the coffers for little in return. Liberation and Lime is salvageable. Tagore has become "stale". The one that gets you up and running despite repeated visits is still the River and 5 Fingers. Who agrees?

Over and out. See you in 22.

Love Ele.

[BulletVictor]

Can somebody help what's velna stand for?

Well, - Velna stands for velna only. I think he is talking about "no dress in sanskrit" in Edappalli area.

[RashidZ]

Thanks to KDMonk for sharing Raji's digits. Called her up and she told me that she had gone to her native place for a week and that she would begin operations today. So fixed a meet and I turned out to be her first customer of the month. She was very curious to find out how I knew the location and digits. I told her that I got the details from a friend I met on Facebook. Told her a name that first came to my mind and changed the topic.

Her service lived up to her reputation. Massage, steam bath, BBBJ with top access and groping for 2. 5 k for 1 hour. I further extended it by 1 hour and she quoted 1 k extra. So damage was 3. 5 k for 2 hours. During the session, she also "interviewed" 2 NE chics to hire as trainees. She said that they were pretty and would be starting work from tomorrow.

WIR: Yes. Great service in spite of age and looks.

Next conquest. Ann / Annz from Tinder. Initiated talks. Any reviews / pointers would be welcome.

KDMonk bro is a hero. He shared Rajis number with me, and I met her. Experiences pretty much similar to what ItsMark bro mentioned above, so will not write a detailed report. She was fully nude and was willing to do anything.

Pros.

1. Amazing service. She is open to pretty much anything I asked, so there. Also service with a smile and no Nakhras.

2. She semi owns the place, so no trouble of others disturbing. Also very VFM as you don't have to pay twice for Spa and then tips.

3. In between the sessions (I took 2) she gave me a great Ayurvedic massage (genuine herbal oil), and a facial and scrub. Coupled with a nice steam facility, you getting more than a plain massage parlour experience.

Cons.

1. She is alone there, so you might have to book early. Walkin without calling may not work.

2. And this is a big one. She is pretty old. My guess will be between 45-50. So go there only if you like that kind of experiences. If you are a mid 20's guy, she quite probably may be older than your mom, LOL.

WIR: Yeah. I value service more than looks and age, so will repeat. If you are into the (G) MILF thing, this probably is the best VFM experience you can have in Kochi.

Cheers.

[Sandy1984]

Can somebody help what's velna stand for?

Hey,

How's it going? I found another MP not far from Velna. It's the name of a popular rock band which had KurtC on it. Search for it. Easily found on G. The bird at the counter is an absolute bomb! OMG. I can't get that face off my head. So pretty. However the service birds are only average. But she says more on the way in coming days. This will be one good place come Christmas.

Tagore. Do not for the life of you take the service of P from Tagore. An absolute waste of money. Do not be tempted by her "fair" looks as he pops from behind the curtain. It's all make up. Also, it's not a bird. It's a boulder. LOL. Go for the ever-reliable A from beach district. But don't be stuck on the melons. She does not wash. Not after sessions. Not ever. Load or not load.

Much talk about BBJ of late. Perhaps the best BBJ ever in the commercial city is done by the chinaman (yes, man) in G-va hotel. He does it because he wants it = perfection (your orientations be damned). Sadly he's not there anymore, but in the city still. Find him we must.

Tempted to hit the McD one. I have a thing for birds from the seven sisters. Think must wait as I'm headed up north. It's Christmas after all.

Year-end analysis: The golden days of Creation is over. Immortal bird drains the coffers for little in return. Liberation and Lime is salvageable. Tagore has become "stale". The one that gets you up and running despite repeated visits is still the River and 5 Fingers. Who agrees?

Over and out. See you in 22.

Love Ele.

[ElephantACaves]

Hey,

How's it going? I found another MP not far from Velna. It's the name of a popular rock band which had KurtC on it. Search for it. Easily found on G. The bird at the counter is an absolute bomb! OMG. I can't get that face off my head. So pretty. However the service birds are only average. But she says more on the way in coming days. This will be one good place come Christmas.

Tagore. Do not for the life of you take the service of P from Tagore. An absolute waste of money. Do not be tempted by her "fair" looks as he pops from behind the curtain. It's all make up. Also, it's not a bird. It's a boulder. LOL. Go for the ever-reliable A from beach district. But don't be stuck on the melons. She does not wash. Not after sessions. Not ever. Load or not load.

Much talk about BBJ of late. Perhaps the best BBJ ever in the commercial city is done by the chinaman (yes, man) in G-va hotel. He does it because he wants it = perfection (your orientations be damned). Sadly he's not there anymore, but in the city still. Find him we must.

Tempted to hit the McD one. I have a thing for birds from the seven sisters. Think must wait as I'm headed up north. It's Christmas after all.

Year-end analysis: The golden days of Creation is over. Immortal bird drains the coffers for little in return. Liberation and Lime is salvageable. Tagore has become "stale". The one that gets you up and running despite repeated visits is still the River and 5 Fingers. Who agrees?

Over and out. See you in 22.

Love Ele.

[ItsMark]

Went to Buddha spa behind McD but it was closed around 4:30 pm today. The gate was locked. Is it closed / shifted to a new location?

What are the timings? Do we need a prior appointment over phone?

To avoid KLPD, I met up with Niharika. Posted a more detailed FR which is under moderation.

Thanks to KDMonk for sharing Raji's digits. Called her up and she told me that she had gone to her native place for a week and that she would begin operations today. So fixed a meet and I turned out to be her first customer of the month. She was very curious to find out how I knew the location and digits. I told her that I got the details from a friend I met on Facebook. Told her a name that first came to my mind and changed the topic.

Her service lived up to her reputation. Massage, steam bath, BBBJ with top access and groping for 2. 5 k for 1 hour. I further extended it by 1 hour and she quoted 1 k extra. So damage was 3. 5 k for 2 hours. During the session, she also "interviewed" 2 NE chics to hire as trainees. She said that they were pretty and would be starting work from tomorrow.

WIR: Yes. Great service in spite of age and looks.

Next conquest. Ann / Annz from Tinder. Initiated talks. Any reviews / pointers would be welcome.