Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

I always tell the chicas that while my Spanish is pretty good, there are certain words I don't understand, such as propina, regalo, joya, novia, anillo, boda, and ir de compras.

But words you know are chupame, sin preservativo, etc.

[El Mechanico]

I always tell the chicas that while my Spanish is pretty good, there are certain words I don't understand, such as propina, regalo, joya, novia, anillo, boda, and ir de compras.

Awesome, that's funny stuff there! Can I borrow that?

[BlueChange]

Any info would help since I'm new at Instagram.

OK so my guide on how to pick up Paisa on IG.

1. Make sure your profile has enough photos of you and places you traveled to etc. Nothing is worse then a dude with 5 photos trying to holla. The more content the better. Stay away from Memes.

2. Set your profile to private. This makes it so she HAS to follow you, so when you send DMs etc you will know if she is actually seeing it or you are just throwing Dms into the wind.

3. Buy some followers. She wants to see you have some sort of social value. Don't make it too much. Just 1,000 is good. Up to 3 K at most. But something that shows you have people intrested in your content.

4. Follow some of the popular Paisa model pages for looking for girls. I'm not going to list them on here but if you look at hashtags you can evetually find the profiles to follow.

5. Only message girls that have less then 3 K followers. That fitness model with 100 K might be smoking hot and your dream girl but her DM looks like the hotdog rollers at 7/11. You will be wasting your time.

6. Search the geotags. This is a GREAT source. Just punch in your favorite club, mall or clothing store even and you would be SURPRISED what kinda gold mine lies ahead.

7. Be ware of her friends if you start following them. ALL these chicks have their besties and social circles. You better be aware who you are hollering at and who her friends are or you might get busted.

8. Know a fake profile when you see one. Some of these colombian model IG profiles will post a chick that's private, you will follow her and then you see she has 12 pictures but 4,500 followers. It's fake, keep it moving.

9. Try to comment on a photo that not many have commented on. I find this to sometimes be better then a DM, there is less traffic and greater chance to start a convo, it's like the icebreaker before the DM.

10. Don't like too many of her photos. Remember that everyone can see which photos you liked so be cautios of who you are liking or else it might start something.

11. No dick pics. Keep it causal, I ususally start with some sort of paisa slang or something and if I get a laugh I'm in.

12. Use tinder to find IG profiles. This is anohter GREAT avenure and the main reason I got my IG working again. SOOO many tinder chicks put there IG on, and you can get a chance at talking to her here even if your tinder doesn't match.

13. Have fun.

[BlueChange]

You said something about body tech is expensive but Bodytech price is based on estrato. The most expensive body tech in Medellin is the one in RioSur and if you a member of this one you can go to all bodyyech in Medellin and not vice versa.

And what happens with these girls when their beauty fades? If they didn't married a rich gringo / invest their money / they are probably out of the country looking for money. A 38 yo enhanced Cali girl is still an upgrade over a average same age western woman most of the times.

WOW wait, so Bodytech in Premium Plaza or Laurlres or Envigado is cheaper?

I went to the one in Rio Sur, my only issue was dealing with the elevator and shit. It was a bit disorganized considering the moeny I was paying ($100 a month is fucking expensive for a gym).

I agree with you on Western Women. Think about this, when is the last time you heard of anyone trying to go to America just to pick up a girl? It Only happened in Coming To America and that was Fiction! American girls are the fucking worst.

[Cheerfull]

Hola,

Going to be a Medellin for a couple weeks, first visit. I was wondering if there are any escort review sites (in Spanish) in Colombia like there are in Buenos Aires (foros) or Canada (Terb).

Thanks!

[Dickhead]

I always tell the chicas that while my Spanish is pretty good, there are certain words I don't understand, such as propina, regalo, joya, novia, anillo, boda, and ir de compras.

[SavePros321]

"For what?" = para qu.

Gracias amigo :P

"Por que?" = "Why?". So it could still work.

[Dickhead]

I would just look at her silly and say "for what?" (or "por que?"). And that would be the end of that.

"For what?" = para qué.

[Old Parr]

Hi comrades,

So I arrived in Medellin yesterday late at about 12 pm from NYC, unfortunately there was a problem with my ticket and I had to buy a new one for 960 usd from JFK over Salvador to Medellin. So 500 USD less to spend then I planned.

Once I arrived in Medellin Airport I went up the second floor and got me a SIM Card, then headed to my Hotel with a Taxi (didn't want to take a Bus as it is my first visit and it was already 1 PM).

I agreed with the driver to bing me to my Hotel which is near Llaures and then bring me to Llaures. We agreed a total of 90 K COP for that..

It will get better for you! Thank you also for sharing your initial experience and what you went through. It is normal as you are very excited especially being your first time in Medellin, and you are anxious to see what the city offers and to enjoy the beauty of the girls!

[SavePros321]

Well what do you view life as? Because evidently I view it the same way that they do. A famous man once said that life ain't nothing but bitches and money.

I like the old, Olde English O. G. Version of "Fuck be**ches, get money" (I know the guy in the pic never said it, but it's still hilarious, LOL).

[SavePros321]

She gave me a Covered Blowjob, then we fucked for about 10 minutes and I came pretty fast as I haven't fucked since 2 months. I paid here 45 K and tipped 10 K COP

Hopefully this advice finds you early in your trip: No need to leave a tip for covered blowjobs!

You could have used that 10 k to negotiate an uncovered BJ. Consider using this strategy for the remainder of your trip. Just some advice from some of us "old heads" to help you get what you are actually after (GFE, suckie suckie sin condon).

Not really concerned about newbies "fucking it up for everyone else" because if I came behind you and the same chica asked me for a 10k propina after giving me a covered bj AND because some gringo just gave her a propina literally for nothing, I would just look at her silly and say "for what?" (or "por que?"). And that would be the end of that.

[Pipe Layer99]

So it got straightened out like I said, why are you still crying about it? Just stay home if $3 wrecks your entire month.

Perhaps you have 'idiot' stamped on your forehead and that's why they tried screwing you over? As I stated before, my friends and I have never had a problem at NL, nor at any other casa for that matter. Good luck with your attitude, it's working wonders so far.

Maybe it was the casa's way of telling you not to come back? I don't think so, since they agreed to your protest and made it right, only for you to come here and whine incessantly about it. What was their point in making the customer whole for you to treat them like that in return? You could have just explained what happened and that in the end it was corrected, instead you accuse them of thievery and suggest everybody was in on it. For a well traveled guy, they sure took you for a fool!

Get a clue fool.

'It' didn't get straightened out you idiot. Only I straightened it out. Maybe you are just a dick head with your head up your a $$.

No one is complaining. A post about bad practices is to warn other smart guys (which is the purpose of the forum) to pay attention to their time (just is case it happens to them). Been there alone and with buddies at new life 4 x and didn't have an issue. This time they tried to pull that bullshit. It happens! If you can't understand that, fuck off. I don't care what YOU think.

I have been to 6 countries in the past 6 months. While you sit at home jacking off (aka JD = Jack dick).

[EasyEase]

Hi comrades,

So I arrived in Medellin yesterday late at about 12 pm from NYC, unfortunately there was a problem with my ticket and I had to buy a new one for 960 usd from JFK over Salvador to Medellin. So 500 USD less to spend then I planned.

Once I arrived in Medellin Airport I went up the second floor and got me a SIM Card, then headed to my Hotel with a Taxi (didn't want to take a Bus as it is my first visit and it was already 1 PM).

I agreed with the driver to bing me to my Hotel which is near Llaures and then bring me to Llaures. We agreed a total of 90 K COP for that.

The Taxi driver asked if I want to go to Bario and buy some stuff so we went there after the Hotel and got me some PartyPowder. Big Mistake, as I haven't took anything since 5 years and so the night started very actively and may I say stupidly. I saw a chica in Llaures and we agreed 70 K for 1 hour, as I was in Party mode I agreed to get her friend and I took both for 150 K COP which was extended to Toda La Noche for 300 each.. To make a long story short, I was tired from the long flight and asked them to leave my Hotel after 4 hours.

I woke up this morning tired and not so happy having spent all this money already. But ce la vie. I walked to Lleras Park, had some chicken with with fries and a salad to get some power.

After changing some money again at a better rate than the Airport I headed to Centro with a Taxi and paid 12 K to the Taxi Driver from Park Lleras. I used Matts Map and found New Life pretty easy, there I chose a 19 year old stunner (Karlie is her name I think), Slim with big fake breasts and an ass to die for, She gave me a Covered Blowjob, then we fucked for about 10 minutes and I came pretty fast as I haven't fucked since 2 months. I paid here 45 K and tipped 10 K COP, walked in Centro a little bit to get an idea about it since I plan to go there at night too, (but not tonight as I am still tired from my flight). I will have dinner at Park Lleras tonight, gain some strength and see what will happen tomorrow, (or tonight).

If you are in Medellin and want to hit Casas or strip clubs tomorrow, PM me.

Regards,

Easyease

[JjBee62]

I thought this was the Medellin forum, how are these posts on Brazil being approved?

They get approved because they don't need to be approved. Unless a senior member pisses off the administration, their posts go up immediately.

The other reason is because they started as a comparison between Medellin and Sao Paolo.

[Rodeo9112]

You said something about body tech is expensive but Bodytech price is based on estrato. The most expensive body tech in Medellin is the one in RioSur and if you a member of this one you can go to all bodyyech in Medellin and not vice versa.

And what happens with these girls when their beauty fades? If they didn't married a rich gringo / invest their money / they are probably out of the country looking for money. A 38 yo enhanced Cali girl is still an upgrade over a average same age western woman most of the times.

I second that! Ran into a 36 yo woman from Cali working as a bar server in Panama City. She was smoking hot! She tried to play the serious relationship game with me, but after I ignored her, she came around and blew way more than my mind!