Pattaya Reports

[Franga]

Anyone know of hotels that let you use their pool for a small fee?

The PPlus hotel on Soi Xzyte charges 100 baht for the day to use their pool (open 7 am to 7 pm). Also, you can use the gym and pool there for a monthly rate of 1500 baht.

[FL Hawk]

Why the fuck do they always place me next to a chain smoking Asian.

I was complaining last night to Banana Boy about that same thing. One after another after another after another. Of course, plenty of falangs chain smoke too.

This is why I tend to end up at Red Car. No smoking. And I am seeing more younger women are going there. Last night I took home a girl in her mid-20's. Last April I took home a 25 year old. And how did I know the one last night was young? We and 2 of her girl friends left RC to go to Lucifer's, and all three got their ID's out as we approached the disco for an age check.

The only downside is that the youngins just aren't as talanteted as their mothers.

[GreenBud]

-Are people allowed to smoke inside Palace? I like the occasional smoke myself, but not chain smoking through the night.

-skyfall's 4000/6000 is that only skyfall that has those fixed prices? What have you seen from places like palace?

Non smoking law is not enforced at the Palace, nor at any of the other Go Go bars I've been to this trip. East Asians gravitate to the bars with cute girls; many East Asians are chain smokers.

Mamasan at Skyfall told me those are the prices for the tip; note that you also have to pay the barfine. Not sure if that was the upper end. Not sure if you can negotiate with the girl, especially the cute ones. Anyone has the answer?

At the Palace when a customer was leaving with a girl, she told the guy that you have to give XX, and I thought she held up 3 fingers. But I wasn't sure about the thumb. So it's either 3 or 4 tip for short time. Anyone has the answer?

[FL Hawk]

Johnson is not a polite word in the US. It is at the same level of vulgarity as dick or cock.

Is there a polite word for penis?

I heard the term Johnson being used by some retired army pilots I hang out with, and I found it to be hilarious. That is how I intended it to be used here.

[Phazze93]

imo the better nights to go to gogo bars are Sunday to Wednesday. Thursdays start getting busy and on Friday or Saturday many good girls are already barfined for the weekend when their out of town sponsors or big customers arrive and have pre barfined the girls. Sundays and Mondays are usually try out nights at some of the busier bars too.

I'm arriving on a Friday. Say I find myself a serious stunner. How much do you think to barfine for the weekend? Fri-sun 2 nights?

I arrived at Palace at 9 PM. Talent was very good. So far from my limited observations, Palace and Tantra had the best overall talent. The models wore the bikinis and they were topless. The regular girls wore the shorts. Barfine was 1500 for regular and 2000 for the models. Why the fuck do they always place me next to a chain smoking Asian. Then they tell me to move over in order to squeeze in more people, forcing me to go cheek to cheek. Palace gets totally packed.

I arrived at Skyfall at 11. Talent was above average, but not as good as Palace and Tantra. Since I arrived late, maybe all the cute ones were already barfined. Mamasam told me that the barfine was 1500 and 2000. Plus 4000 for short time and 6000 for long time.

Palace and Tantra are somewhat depressing. Most of the girls aren't smiling; they don't look at you; they don't seem to be having fun. I like other bars (with average girls) where they smile and greet you, and where they want you to fondle them for lady drinks. But the good thing is that the girls at Palace / Tantra don't push for lady drinks; you have to call them over.

-Are people allowed to smoke inside Palace? I like the occasional smoke myself, but not chain smoking through the night.

-skyfall's 4000/6000 is that only skyfall that has those fixed prices? What have you seen from places like palace?

-I doubt many of the girls are actually having fun dancing half naked on a stage in front of a bunch of ugly ass dudes LOL. And the pretty ones usually don't have to fake smile to get customers.

[GreenBud]

I can't emphasize enough for you to go to Tantra and even at least walk in and out of Infinity and Skyfall. Tantra has many models but the cute ones at Tantra are the ones who are not models.

Thanks for the tips.

I arrived at Tantra at 8:30 PM on Sunday. Talent was very good. Bar is slightly smaller than the Palace; less girls than Palace. IMO, overall talent is similar to Palace. Easy to tell who the models were; they had "model" written on their number tag. The models were only topless. I was going to talk to number 320; she had a cute face. But as soon as she got off stage, she was grabbed by this guy who gave her multiple lady drinks.

I arrived at Palace at 9 PM. Talent was very good. So far from my limited observations, Palace and Tantra had the best overall talent. The models wore the bikinis and they were topless. The regular girls wore the shorts. Barfine was 1500 for regular and 2000 for the models. Why the fuck do they always place me next to a chain smoking Asian. Then they tell me to move over in order to squeeze in more people, forcing me to go cheek to cheek. Palace gets totally packed.

I arrived at Infinity at 10:30. Bar was somewhat empty. Talent was average.

I arrived at Skyfall at 11. Talent was above average, but not as good as Palace and Tantra. Since I arrived late, maybe all the cute ones were already barfined. Mamasam told me that the barfine was 1500 and 2000. Plus 4000 for short time and 6000 for long time.

Man! When did all the prices go up for the cute girls. It will be really expensive to pick up 2 or 3. I remember when it was 1000 baht barfine for the "Showgirls". I haven't pick up from Walking Street Go Go's in a few years. Mainly because the cute girls usually say "no". No to CIM, no to lesbian shows, no to rimming.

Palace and Tantra are somewhat depressing. Most of the girls aren't smiling; they don't look at you; they don't seem to be having fun. I like other bars (with average girls) where they smile and greet you, and where they want you to fondle them for lady drinks. But the good thing is that the girls at Palace / Tantra don't push for lady drinks; you have to call them over.

[XXL]

There is a public pool on 3rd Road. I think it is like 50 baht. There is also a pool at the top of Mikes Shopping.

Mikes pool has been closed for ages and doesn't look like it will ever reopen. When it comes to pools big enough for serious swimming the choice is not that great in Pattaya. Some swimming pools stay shaded by buildings most of the day and never get warm. One budget hotel I like for its swimming pool is Sabai Lodge.

[Christian G]

Anyone know of hotels that let you use their pool for a small fee?

Siam at Siam have a roof top small swimming pool (there is also a second swmming pool a floor below) with big and very comfortable sunbeds, great seaview. Some nice girls chill there sometimes, good house music, no entry fee but I think you have to spend around 200 or 300 baht at their bar (free towel included).

Pattaya Park in Jomtien I think is 100 baht entry fee.

There is also a pool at the top of Mikes Shopping.

Has it been reopened? Because it was closed about a year ago for restructuring.

[Banana Boi]

Anyone know of hotels that let you use their pool for a small fee?

There's a Pattaya hotels thread for this inquiry.

[Mr Enternational]

Anyone know of hotels that let you use their pool for a small fee?

There is a public pool on 3rd Road. I think it is like 50 baht. There is also a pool at the top of Mikes Shopping. Or just walk into a condo and use their pool. I go to use the one at my buddy's condo all the time and nobody ever says anything.

[Breadman]

Anyone know of hotels that let you use their pool for a small fee?

[Banana Boi]

What do all these posts have to do with Pattaya?

[Mr Enternational]

I normally don't dare use the words "khuay" and "hee" unless know the Thai person well, like my GF.

My favorite thing to say in Thai is hee yai yai. When I go around to bars and shit I like to tell them I am looking for that hee yai yai. They get a kick out of that and always point out one of their coworkers. I also ask the girls if they like khuay yai.

[Syzygies]

Johnson is not a polite word in the US. It is at the same level of vulgarity as dick or cock. In the past I heard people from Chicago use the word cock to mean the same as a woman's pussy. I found that very confusing as a cock is always used to describe a man's private parts. I have not heard cock used as a woman's pussy in many years.

I remember meeting a Scottish boy at age 13 at school whose English accent was very difficult to follow. Dick was "Willy" I guess in his jargon, but I could not quite decipher if a "fanny" (sounded like funnae) was a "pussy" or a Backside or could be used for either, at the time. Just read now in Urban Dictionary, that apparently it is used for "posterior" only in the USA really, and Britain and other parts use it to mean "Pussy". Fortunately this confusing term seems to well past its due by date. I would like to see "lucked out" withdrawn as well, since it means fortunate to avoid something in the USA (as I understand it) but merely means "out of luck" elsewhere (almost opposite meaning unless interpreted as ironical reverse).

[Syzygies]

Johnson is not a polite word in the US. It is at the same level of vulgarity as dick or cock. In the past I heard people from Chicago use the word cock to mean the same as a woman's pussy. I found that very confusing as a cock is always used to describe a man's private parts. I have not heard cock used as a woman's pussy in many years.

Yet the very old fashioned "John Thomas" does not seem to be so vulgar, or I just did not know. "Prick" seems to be the most vulgar commonly used word in my parts, moreso than dick or cock.

"hum" (rising tone) is a confusing Thai word for me. The dictionary seems to indicates it means "eggs", "balls", "testes". Yet people colloquially seem to use it to mean cock in many cases.

Issan people seem also likely to use the most vulgar term "Khuay" for cock though, and "hee" for pussy, where "jim" and "hoi" are somewhat more polite.

I normally don't dare use the words "khuay" and "hee" unless know the Thai person well, like my GF.