Melbourne

[Genuine Lotus]

It said; new new new massage shop in Brighton and thought how many times do you need to repeat the same word. It turns out its not new but a different owner. Usually, I never go Thai but made the exception on the basis of their Locanto introductory advertised rate of 59 HR. As it turned out, their rate wasn't 59 HR but 75 HR, this was their gag to get customers through the door. Anyway, Chelyn a nice looking younger Thai girl offered a 1 HR massage but needed to ring the boss to discount the massage to 70 HR, OK but only this time and thought big deal. On the back for 45 minutes was OK but nothing exceptional, walking on all fours and feeling really very uncomfortable with what she was doing. At 45 minutes she asked to turn over and I covered my privates with a modesty cloth and was asked immediately if I wanted extras, what can you do? She said, full nude B2 B for 150 $ Woooow! 100 topless and HJ50 that much for 15 minutes work? Who do you Thai's think you are, come over here and want to skin us Aussie guys like that? The best most highly paid tradesmen don't even get that per hour and they want this for 15 minutes work, get lost and said you people are far too expensive. At Chinese shops I get the same for $50, she seemed nice and polite and offered to move slightly but wouldn't do 50 $ and said she gets this in the CBD, well honey, this isn't the cbd and recon a lot of girls are making the big mistake with better money in the suburban shops than the city. WIR no. In fact, I quite often lodge a complaint on their Locanto site about over-pricing which hides your email address. Guys, honestly, please don't be pressured into their price fixing smoke-screen and reject these prices. I was happy saving my money from despair and had King George Whiting, two scallops and a drink for 20 $ at the best fish and chippery around the corner on Church.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Bell 37]

I am not a subscribed member and I don't mind paying $25 for a whole year. However, when I checked the method payment, ISG only accepts bitcoin or cash if you live in the US. Creating a bitcoin account is too much of a hassle so not sure how to pay for subscription. Another thing is if I paid by credit card or PayPal (if ISG accepts it one day), I am not sure what the transaction description would be. Don't want it to show that I paid for this website of course as my wife would see it.

I would suggest that your best option is to pay in cash. Go to a money changer and get US $25 in cash then mail it to the ISG address in USA. Details on how to do this are all in "Click HERE to Buy a Subscription".

[ValueMonger]

I am not a subscribed member and I don't mind paying $25 for a whole year. However, when I checked the method payment, ISG only accepts bitcoin or cash if you live in the US. Creating a bitcoin account is too much of a hassle so not sure how to pay for subscription. Another thing is if I paid by credit card or PayPal (if ISG accepts it one day), I am not sure what the transaction description would be. Don't want it to show that I paid for this website of course as my wife would see it.

Innocuous Payment reference on the credit card payment, no hint of what the website is you will be fine unless you married Mrs Poirot?

[HornyKiwi]

After having a rest on Sat, I decided to check the CBD scene again today (Sunday). Tried 2 numbers with photos showing girls holding the advertised mobile numbers. To cut the chase, turned out that all the photos are fake too!

I contacted the second ad and her place was at 99 A'Beckett St, level 3. Wow, this girl has a beautiful body! She stays there by herself, from Hong Kong, late 20's and been in Melbourne for 4 years. Her tits were tiny but I love Petite girls with small tits so she was perfect.

Love the sound of this one. Any phone number I can call her on?

[OlderPlayer]

Hi all,

Visited a lady in Hampton advertising on gumtree for Waxing and Messaging.

That, s right messaging, obvious a typo on her part.

Full body Massages starting at $30 -30 min to $90 -90 min.

OR Full body massage not including genitals $20-25 min to $75-75 min.

She also will not do a massage including genitals until the second visit.

Extra if you want a shower.

Fronted up nice well spoken late 20's Aussie girl So far so good.

Then into the unit.

No massage table here, a single mattress on the floor jammed between the TV and the couch.

I should of left then but why not see what she had to offer.

No oil but used some fragrant lotion.

Even thou she turned the volume down on the TV and played music from her phone I am pretty sure she was watching the TV the whole time.

Place smelt of dog and cigarettes and along with the guy next door coughing his lungs up there was no way I would get a hard on.

Looking around the place while I was getting dressed the place was a mess I have been in some dodgy RnTs over the last 30 Years but this took the cake.

Dirty dishes and food wrapping all over the place.

This was the worst massage I had ever had.

Go on try it but be warned you will need a Dettol bath when you get home.

Cheers.

[Dreamer4]

I am not a subscribed member and I don't mind paying $25 for a whole year. However, when I checked the method payment, ISG only accepts bitcoin or cash if you live in the US. Creating a bitcoin account is too much of a hassle so not sure how to pay for subscription. Another thing is if I paid by credit card or PayPal (if ISG accepts it one day), I am not sure what the transaction description would be. Don't want it to show that I paid for this website of course as my wife would see it.

PM me and I'll send it to you.

[ValueMonger]

Forgot to mention that has anyone experienced difficulties accessing this website? On my iPad, I could not access the site unless I use a VPN which diverted me to a Hong Kong server. Perhaps this site is blocked by Optus or the Aust Government.

Same with me All Day Sunday and until around 1400 today, on all PC at s I pads phones etc. All good now.

[Melman111]

Forgot to mention that has anyone experienced difficulties accessing this website? On my iPad, I could not access the site unless I use a VPN which diverted me to a Hong Kong server. Perhaps this site is blocked by Optus or the Aust Government.

Hi Dear, no I have not encoured any problem and used from iPad for many years without a problem in Melbourne. Try to clear cache or remove proxy if you have.

[ValueMonger]

My wife discovered Wechat so can't use wechat anymore.

PM me and I'll send it to you.

[Dreamer4]

Forgot to mention that has anyone experienced difficulties accessing this website? On my iPad, I could not access the site unless I use a VPN which diverted me to a Hong Kong server. Perhaps this site is blocked by Optus or the Aust Government.

[Dreamer4]

After having a rest on Sat, I decided to check the CBD scene again today (Sunday). Tried 2 numbers with photos showing girls holding the advertised mobile numbers. To cut the chase, turned out that all the photos are fake too!

Anyway, the first place was at Little Lonsdale St, level 4. A Chinese girl greeted me, as I said, not the one on photo, I gave her a try anyway, 30 minutes for $100. She was OK but I couldn't get in the mood. I asked whether she has a room mate, she said yes, I asked for that girl. She came in, a smaller girl which I later found out was Thailand. This Thai girl was much more friendly and nicer tits. I paid another $80 for some actions.

After 45 minutes or so, I still couldn't come! Dam, probably been watching too much porn! I also thought that I want to leave some energy for the second telephone number I called earlier. I stopped, had a quick shower, said thanks and bye.

I contacted the second ad and her place was at 99 A'Beckett St, level 3. Wow, this girl has a beautiful body! She stays there by herself, from Hong Kong, late 20's and been in Melbourne for 4 years. Her tits were tiny but I love Petite girls with small tits so she was perfect. Poor girl I kept on playing and sucking her tits, trying different positions. She was very accommodating, no rush and we kept talking the whole time. I kept extending 30 minutes at a time, ended up staying there for 1.5 hrs at $250. A bit steep but well worth it. Will definitely come back.

Bottom line:

1. Skokka actually OK, just that all photos are fake.

2. So just check it out, go there to their apartment and if you don't like the girl, just say sorry and good bye, check out the next one, no hard feelings and the girl understand. I guess it's their job so this is like marketing.

3. Some Chinese girls can be bitchy. The first Chinese girl kept on talking in the background and complaining when I was having fun with the Thai girl.

4. Just like fishing, sometimes you get a big fish. I found one today at A'Beckett St so hopefully you can find yours too. I found that once you've found your favourite, the subsequent visits will be better.

By the way, I am 42, married with 2 children. Still feel bad sometimes when I go out like this but I guess life is short! Anyone in the same boat?

[Dreamer4]

My wife discovered Wechat so can't use wechat anymore.

Was feeling the itch, and ventured into the realms of Wechat last week, And found what looked to be an independent girl who would provide all the services I wished for. Based near to Homesglen just off Warrigal Road, quite close to the old knock shop on Myora Court.

After a brief wait, as some confusion over times. Greeted in her apartment, by surprise surprise the actual girl in the picture. Had agreed on $230 all in 2 pops for all services. Although if I wanted natural oral it was 20 bucks extra, I declined. She had promised me a GFE.

After shower, told to lie on bed and she was worried for my age would I be able to do 2 pops in one hour, she said best way relax and I will please you, and if you don't don't worry. BTW I'm 54 and in good shape..

[Dreamer4]

Had a weekend to myself so was browsing Skokka last night. Tried to contact one ad with a nice photo (fake of course) and she asked me to go to 462 Elizabeth St CBD apartment. Entered apartment on level 20 and greeted by a Chinese girl, good English, who I talked to earlier. Not my taste so asked for another one. Her roommate came out, not my taste either so I bid good bye.

2 minutes later, she texted and asked me to come back and go to level 33 instead. Two other Chinese girls are there. Not bad looking but I was expecting something a bit better. So I said thanks again and left. I also was trying to see whether there are more girls.

Not surprisingly, the original girl texted me again and asked me to go to 327 La Trobe St, another apartment. Entered floor 22 and greeted with an OK looking Chinese. There is also another Chinese girl with huge tits. A bit tired so was going to go but then thought of having a rest so said OK.

First girl asked how long, I said 30 mins so $100. We both took off our clothes. She had nice tits so I started sucking them. I then asked for a full service, she said another $30. I gave her $50 and told her to keep the change. As I was sucking her tits, the other girl came in naked and wanted to join us (I guess it was a quiet night). I asked how much, she said another $50. I never had a threesome before so bloody hell, why not. Gave her the money.

Had some fun with both girls, a bit annoying they insisted on changing condom when I went from one girl to another, so ended up with quite a few condoms. I guess, that means they care about hygiene.

After I came, both girls had a shower, I cleaned myself up, had a glass of water and bid good bye.

In summary:

1. All photos on Skokka are fake.

2. The city apartments are new so generally clean.

3. Two girls normally share an apartment, when you are there negotiate a threesome.

4. Girls around late 20's, not very pretty face but some have nice skin and beautiful tits.

5. All girls were Chinese or Taiwanese, moving around cities to cities for work. One girl said she has been in Melbourne for 2 years.

6. I paid $200 for a threesome for 45 minutes. Probably a bit high, you maybe able to negotiate better rates.

Enjoy.

[PilotPaul]

Hi all,

Can anyone recommend a decent massage around the Altona area? A stack of Asian massage places here but some look downright dodgy.

Cheers.

They sound like exactly the best places. Please report back.

[Shakuro]

Hi all,

Can anyone recommend a decent massage around the Altona area? A stack of Asian massage places here but some look downright dodgy.

Cheers.