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06-04-20 13:26 #30256
Posts: 3040Originally Posted by Lefeu [View Original Post]
I once went out with a girl with a super large vagina. Fucking her was like sticking my dick in Carlsbad Cavern. There was no feeling / no friction of any kind. So the relationship was doomed from the start and I only went out with her 3 times, but I will never forget our last night together: I began to finger her, one finger, 2 fingers and then 3 fingers. She was very wet and her body language seemed to be asking for more. It also appeared to me like there was still plenty of room in there, so I slowly inserted my whole hand until it was completely inside her vagina and she went wild. Now the amazing part of this story is that I was a very young man back then and I absolutely had no friggin' idea what I was doing. I had never heard of the term "fisting" or even thought about the possibility. It was all a complete adlib on my part, yet somehow I instinctively found my way. After the girl had a very physical orgasm, she moved down on my dick and gave me the best BJ I had ever had up to that point.
My experience with an extra large cavernous pussy reminds me of the story about Sonny Corleone and his girlfriend in the Mario Puzo's original novel, "the Godfather", not the movie. In the book Sonny had a super large cock and a monstrous appetite for women, ha ha, and his girlfriend had a super large pussy no other guy could fill, again ha ha, so he and his girlfriend were made for each other. But after Sonny is gun downed, the girlfriend can't find another man who she can satisfy or who can satisfy her until she meets a gynecologist who understands exactly what the problem is and he arranges to have her vagina surgically tightened. All I am saying is if your post op LB managed to get past your LB radar without detection, how do you now know she is a dude and not some girl with a super large pussy?
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06-04-20 05:56 #30255
Posts: 666Crazy girls
Trying to add to my stable and line up girls one by one. So far I have about 7 girls who I'm impressed with bodies, faces, and service that I haven't quite shared them with ISG just yet. That's until I get bored of fucking them. The rest, I honestly don't care and the become Monkeypaw scraps. So yes, the best are still inside my pockets. So here's three more second hand goods. I call them the crazy girls. One wants 3000 baht and a sugar daddy. One wants condom everything even BJ and HJ for 1800. The other won't give you a pricing until you add her by LINE for a deep convo, video, and then it was 2000. All are within my budget.
(maybe not the 3000 but she's not worth it to me or trust me, I'll not eat for a day), but not worth the trouble for me. Maybe, some of you can get better results for a cheaper price and let us know about it. If I don't hear from you back, then I guessing you got a worse response or none at all. So take your best shot at these three crazies and give me the 411 on what I'm doing wrong?
P.S. Hey look her hand is near her crotch in the pic, so she must be hiding something.
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06-04-20 05:04 #30254
Posts: 3580You guys do realize that every LB has numerous hot girl friends on the game, right?
Option 1 is to lose your shitt and have a huge arguement.
Option 2 is to politely decline, say it not your thing, then ask if she has any pretty friends who would like a night of fun.
I'm not condoning LBs' deception but what happened after a monger finds the truth early on can still end in a good night if handled smartly.
Enjoy. G.
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06-04-20 04:50 #30253
Posts: 1137Except.
Originally Posted by NattyBumpo [View Original Post]
I was not so lucky in Pattaya. I ended up picking up a post op girl. It was not until I started pumping her in my hotel room, that I realized something was amiss. It felt like I was banging an artificial doll.
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06-03-20 21:38 #30252
Posts: 3040Once again, if a punter has even a 1% intuition that the girl might be a dude then something ain't right. It doesn't matter if the girl turns out to be a girl or something else. Pass. There are literally 100's of girl girls waiting in line to take her place that won't trigger that 1% something is fishy feeling. Trust your instincts.
Of course, you can always ask. DUH! A girl girl will laugh and say why you ask. A LB will admit she is a ladyboy. And a Postie will say she is a girl, but she won't laugh like a real girl because she won't find the question funny. Ha Ha. And if you are still nervous about the hooker you can ask to see her ID. Just say I want to make sure you are over 18. But I will say it on more time; if you are that worried about the hooker being a LB, then what the fuck are you doing with her in the first place? You should have immediately passed on the opportunity unless you have a thing for androgynous, borderline girls or you really want a LB but are afraid to admit that to yourself.
Hey, Thailand is all about having a good time. I like the place because you can pretty much have your cake and eat it too. Trust me, LB's are not a problem for most of us, but they are part of the scenery. 555.
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06-03-20 20:45 #30251
Posts: 16398Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
Again, you could have asked to see the ID card a long time ago avoiding any suspicion or anxiety. It is okay to ask them about sucking your dick and fucking them in the ass and finishing in their mouth, but you need to be discreet and involve a third party to assure you it is not a man you are about to fuck, instead of looking at the ID yourself when you picked them up? That makes no sense. Now you have the entire hotel staff giggling behind your back for the rest of the stay because you thought a man was a woman.
And once again, what is your move when the receptionist informs you that it is indeed a man?
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06-03-20 19:47 #30250
Posts: 280One more thinig to contribute here that I didn't see posted anywhere, forgive me if I repeating information. All of these medications operate as vasal constrictors so the offset to that is actually something like pseudoephedrine. Unfortunately that is not available in many countries over the counter like thailand due to all the misuse so you would have to bring it with you. I have had sinus issues and am a scuba diver so I always travel with some and have found that it is effective after the act to keep the headaches and stuff nose at bay. Some countries have it mixed with ibuprofen or tylenol which would be the best solution.
Also I was a kamigra user but my buddy converted me to sildenafil which is my go to now. More reliable, less side effects. However if you going multiple times a day every day anything can loose efficiency. So taking 100's split into halves or thirds, and then if just need a little boost 1/4 of a kamigra to change up the chemistry. But always at least 4-8 hours between dosages of anything.
Originally Posted by YyzTravel [View Original Post]
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06-03-20 19:33 #30249
Posts: 3118Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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06-03-20 18:03 #30248
Posts: 1240Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
I'm planning a trip down to Pattaya as well, but not before the curfew is removed. Pattaya makes no sense at all if you need to be tucked in bed by 11 pm. In normal times, Beach Road doesn't get going properly before 8 pm and if they all need to start going home at 10 pm, that leaves a ridiculously small window. Once upon a time, there was some afternoon action, but that has been gone for several years now.
From what I've seen so far online, the scene doesn't seem too lively. One way to judge is to look through recent Pattaya videos on YouTube, and they don't seem encouraging at all. Even before the lockdown, pickings on Beach Road were dire, and I doubt many girls would return before the tourists do, but I might be wrong.
Seems like I'll have to fall back on tfmi. Wtf and ThaiFriendly, although I'm no fan of trawling for girls online either. I'm not hoping for much except a walk by the see and the nostalgia of admiring the ruins of what once was a great mongering city.
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06-03-20 16:30 #30247
Posts: 666Night Wish Group and their girls
Originally Posted by NattyBumpo [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by NapaSlapper [View Original Post]
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06-03-20 14:17 #30246
Posts: 922Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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06-03-20 12:13 #30245
Posts: 1240Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
Moreover, what's the big deal? If you're attracted to someone, go with them and enjoy. You won't be the first guy in Pattaya who did stuff he wouldn't be too proud to announce to friends and family back home. Similarly, if you're strongly repulsed by the idea of going with a ladyboy, and you suspect the person in front of you is one, you don't need a 100% verification whether they are or not to call off the deal.
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06-03-20 11:49 #30244
Posts: 624Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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06-03-20 11:09 #30243
Posts: 16398Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
What is wrong with saying hello my name is such and such. I like you. Let me see your ID an hour and a half ago? All this secret squirrel super sleuth spy sliding satang shit is ridiculous.
After calling all over Thailand and finding out it is really a dude, what is your next move once he gets out of the shower?
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06-03-20 10:05 #30242
Posts: 3118Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]