Medellin Reports

[MarquisdeSade1]

Probably the number one indicator of a malicious Chica, whether it be a street walker, a Tinder Girl, or a Fay-Boo girl is if they are extremely aggressive, that's a very bad sign indeed raising red flags, and when I encounter a Chica like this, like one in El Centro who after 30 seconds pushes hard to go to the room, I pass as typically it's going to be a bad session, rushed, and whatever was agreed to balked at once in the room.

I typically give them the middle finger in their face and walk away, they are just hunting the weak.

I'm guessing the chances all will go well are at best 0%.

For lack of more familiar terms.

There are alpha mongers and beta mongers.

Conversely there are want to be alpha hookers and beta hookers.

They all tend to seek out their polar opposites, at least typically.

[Elvis 2008]

I'm at the airport now. Heading home to work for a few weeks before I return in later October for another round. A few comments.

1) I went to Lleras last night. Place was pretty dead. While discos don't open until November, Lleras Town and Beer Store were open and were both pretty full. Lleras Town closed at 1.

I saw the same thing. No hookers in sight.

2) Airport. Do not be one of those last minute gringos. Get there earlier. You will wait in line outside to have your flight information checked. Then you'll get your temperature tested and be offered (or asked to use) hand sanitizer. The guy was nice and did it for me, but it took some time. SO BE SURE YOU COMPLETE THE FORM UPON ENTRY AND UPON EXIT. Not much open in the airport. Beyond migracion, Guy's burgers was open, but the other restaurants were closed.

Thanks for the inforation on the departure. You guys when they say get to the airport 3 hours before an international flight and 2 hours before a domestic one? I usually do 90 minutes international and 60 domestic, but this time really do the 2,3 hour thing especially in Colombia.

CL said they checked his flight info, and they do that for Americans but what the long line outside of the airport really is for is to check to make sure Colombians have the corona app on their phones. The Corona app does not work with American phone numbers. You tell the authorities what hotel you are staying at but you can literally go anywhere.

The notion that countries like Colombia did not take Corona seriously is a joke. Colombia has taken the virus way more seriously than Mexico or the USA, and it is still raging. This finding just re-emphasized to me that all generalized lockdowns do is destroy economies. IMO the shame of it all is that so much of the energy is misdirected. All this emphasis on hand washing and sanitizer when the virus is spread through the air kind of irked me.

Just smile and politely deal with the bossy security personnel in front of every hotel. They are treating everyone like shit not just you. LOL.

Hotels are using Corona to charge guest fees for anyone you bring into a hotel. When I say guest fees, I mean they will charge you like the guest has to have her own room. I do not know about love hotels, but if you cannot register a guest upfront, look at going to cheaper hotels for short term hookups or maybe look to airbnb.

As for getting your PCR test, instead of booking from one city direct to Colombia, I booked two separate tickets on Spirit: one to Fort Lauderdale and one to Colombia the next day. In Lauderdale, I rented a car and went to labdoctor. Org and prepaid the $179 for the PCR Covid. I went there at 4 PM to get tested. They have a way to send you results via email or text but I think I entered my information too late. So I had to go back to the clinic at 8 AM and have the results printed out by hand. The nurse assured me that they would have results before my flight, and they did.

I used my phone to take a picture. I then googled how to convert a jpg to pdf online and then googled how to compress a PDF file. The PCR Covid test has to be small to be uploaded. You will get a confirmatory email from the Colombian government. That email will be needed when you enter Colombia.

Last I checked, Spirit has flights to multiple cities in Colombia, Viva is flying to Medellin from Miami, and American is now flying to Cartagena.

Needing two masks on the flight was not enforced. There was no meal or beverage service on the flight so stock up before hand.

[Just Incognito]

Like most of you here, I was desperate to get back to MDE. I booked and they cancelled multiple flights. I was getting frustrated and booked a trip to GDL Mexico. Two days before travel, September 21 opening was confirmed. I could not find a ticket to MDE so I booked through BOG but on the day of flight one ticket opened up on Spirit (X 4 the original ticket price plus change fees) but will all COVID hassle I figured I would rather go direct to MDE and I am glad I did. It has already been well described here what is needed to get into CO so I won't rehash. It was smooth and no issues with migration. *Just do your online registration 24 hours before and don't wait till last minute. *.

Life is slow but not dead. I actually enjoyed the reduced traffic. Many restaurants are closed but there are enough open and some bars are open. I did not venture out to bars but spent almost every evening with my dates in the hotel roof top bar, which was awesome. I realized how much I missed the lovely weather, city views and sharing music / Gin and tonics with sweet paisas before getting into a hot jacuzzi couple of floors down or the pool. I split my stay between a house with a three bedroom unit and private heated pool (with two other friends) and a new modern hotel in the heart of Provenza with amazing views (alone). I find very few Provenza options with views so I am happy to find this. Both places were very good in their way..

You don't worry about Covid? What about when banging 15 different girls, isn't there a risk? These chicas aren't tested regularly--I wonder how many are positive and spreading to each other and anyone they get paid to fool around with. Not worried about covid in a restaurant? Or in a casa? I wonder how many people are going to Colombia--and coming back with Covid--and how many of those will have a bad reaction.

Everything we study at work about this and everything I read seems much more serious than it seems reports like this indicate. I am happy it worked out for you--and now I hope you have no symptoms of anything in the next 2 weeks.

[Vitrea]

Like most of you here, I was desperate to get back to MDE. I booked and they cancelled multiple flights. I was getting frustrated and booked a trip to GDL Mexico. Two days before travel, September 21 opening was confirmed. I could not find a ticket to MDE so I booked through BOG but on the day of flight one ticket opened up on Spirit (X 4 the original ticket price plus change fees) but will all COVID hassle I figured I would rather go direct to MDE and I am glad I did. It has already been well described here what is needed to get into CO so I won't rehash. It was smooth and no issues with migration. *Just do your online registration 24 hours before and don't wait till last minute. *.

Life is slow but not dead. I actually enjoyed the reduced traffic. Many restaurants are closed but there are enough open and some bars are open. I did not venture out to bars but spent almost every evening with my dates in the hotel roof top bar, which was awesome. I realized how much I missed the lovely weather, city views and sharing music / Gin and tonics with sweet paisas before getting into a hot jacuzzi couple of floors down or the pool. I split my stay between a house with a three bedroom unit and private heated pool (with two other friends) and a new modern hotel in the heart of Provenza with amazing views (alone). I find very few Provenza options with views so I am happy to find this. Both places were very good in their way.

Mongering: I don't do centro casas anymore. One friend wanted to go to casas so we did one afternoon. I contacted Energy (used to be my favourite Casa) on whatsapp and they said they had 10 working. We took a taxi there and none impressed us so we left. One buddy knew of a Casa in a 10 floor residential building in the general Estadio area. It was bit of a hassle to get in, Porteo logging in our IDs etc and had to wait at the door for like 15 minutes, elevator malfunction so we had to walk up six floors but there were three cute friendly girls for the three of us. Very Nice bodies and decent faces. 130,000 CBJ and 150,000 BBJ. Showers with hot water. In fact both my friends got numbers from their girls and saw them again at our hotel. That is telling in itself.

I did two to three sessions a day. I don't do street. I used to do Fase but they are closed. La Isla is open but I did not go. I don't see a need for clubs but I do enjoy the high energy atmosphere and the vibe of hanging out with friends.

I don't use Tinder.

I am mainly an FB guy but for the last couple of years it is almost 100%, friends of girls I know. I pay comission to each girl that sends me so I never find myself short on availability, even close to midnight. More importantly, having mutual contacts is way more secure than a random online contact. I had 15 dates in 6 days and some of the girls I saw twice.

Return back to MIA, flight was delayed by nearly 2 hours but with Global Entry, I was able to make my connection. No questions asked.

I have already booked my trip for October. Hope CO does not change the rules and will keep up the pace of opening. I wear a mask, stay hydrated, wash hands frequently and take my vitamins and don't worry about COVID. Have fun and stay safe.

[Blakman]

Very helpful report Colombialvr as I was curious about the lleras area. I could never see traveling for such a short stay though but I guess work requires you back.

I'm at the airport now. Heading home to work for a few weeks before I return in later October for another round. A few comments.

1) I went to Lleras last night. Place was pretty dead. While discos don't open until November, Lleras Town and Beer Store were open and were both pretty full. Lleras Town closed at 1.

2) Airport. Do not be one of those last minute gringos. Get there earlier. You will wait in line outside to have your flight information checked. Then you'll get your temperature tested and be offered (or asked to use) hand sanitizer. The Spirit line was pretty slow, but that may have been because there were a bunch of gringos who spoke zero Spanish. Geez. Could not even pronounce the word for bathroom! I discovered that I was supposed to complete the information on the Colombia migration page again. The guy was nice and did it for me, but it took some time. SO BE SURE YOU COMPLETE THE FORM UPON ENTRY AND UPON EXIT. Not much open in the airport. Beyond migracion, Guy's burgers was open, but the other restaurants were closed.

Gringos leaving today included a big group of brothers. Probably around 30's. And a few of the stereotypical middle aged gringos.

3) Saw my high school girl again on Sunday and then went out with an old favorite on Sunday night for a few drinks and some fun afterwards.

All in all, a good first trip. Not too crazy. Just getting my rhythm back. As I said in another post, everyone seems to be doing a good job of social distancing and wearing masks in public. Did not "feel" unsafe where I was.

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[Incrociatore]

117 denuncias de hurto a personas en la capital antioquea mediante uso de escopolamina.

"Due to the belief that it can render the victim unconscious or unwillingly or produce amnesia, it is used for criminal purposes such as attempted robbery or rape, but the effects usually end in the form of poisonings of another nature, when very serious, such as tachycardia, arrhythmia, psychosis, with dozen of admissions for this reason." (from Wikipedia).

So most likely it doesn't work, that's why there are so many reports and so many arrests, because it doesn't make you sleep. Anyway, I doubt I can get drugged this way. And fuck Tinder, I'm not even going to install it. I'm sure there is enough pussy on the street for a few gringos.

[Surfer500]

Just last evening I had a new Tinder girl whom I just connected with immediately and aggressively wanted to come over to my apartment and "show me a good time", I told her that I will meet her at a motel this week and take a test drive and I want her ass, hehehehe she sends me back a sad face, hehehehe.

Be careful guys.

The Tall Man.

Probably the number one indicator of a malicious Chica, whether it be a street walker, a Tinder Girl, or a Fay-Boo girl is if they are extremely aggressive, that's a very bad sign indeed raising red flags, and when I encounter a Chica like this, like one in El Centro who after 30 seconds pushes hard to go to the room, I pass as typically it's going to be a bad session, rushed, and whatever was agreed to balked at once in the room.

[ColombiaLover]

I'm at the airport now. Heading home to work for a few weeks before I return in later October for another round. A few comments.

1) I went to Lleras last night. Place was pretty dead. While discos don't open until November, Lleras Town and Beer Store were open and were both pretty full. Lleras Town closed at 1.

2) Airport. Do not be one of those last minute gringos. Get there earlier. You will wait in line outside to have your flight information checked. Then you'll get your temperature tested and be offered (or asked to use) hand sanitizer. The Spirit line was pretty slow, but that may have been because there were a bunch of gringos who spoke zero Spanish. Geez. Could not even pronounce the word for bathroom! I discovered that I was supposed to complete the information on the Colombia migration page again. The guy was nice and did it for me, but it took some time. SO BE SURE YOU COMPLETE THE FORM UPON ENTRY AND UPON EXIT. Not much open in the airport. Beyond migracion, Guy's burgers was open, but the other restaurants were closed.

Gringos leaving today included a big group of brothers. Probably around 30's. And a few of the stereotypical middle aged gringos.

3) Saw my high school girl again on Sunday and then went out with an old favorite on Sunday night for a few drinks and some fun afterwards.

All in all, a good first trip. Not too crazy. Just getting my rhythm back. As I said in another post, everyone seems to be doing a good job of social distancing and wearing masks in public. Did not "feel" unsafe where I was.

[The Tall Man]

Big crime ring just busted in Medellin as reported in El Tiempo. They used Tinder and other apps to target foreigners.

The numbers are staggering: Cifras de la Policía indican que en lo que va corrido del año han sido capturadas un total de 2. 193 personas por el delito de hurto en el Valle de Aburrá, de ellas 1. 761 en Medellíand. Asimismo, con corte al 31 de agosto de este año, van 117 denuncias de hurto a personas en la capital antioqueña mediante uso de escopolamina.

English: Figures from the Police indicate that so far this year a total of 2,193 people have been captured for the crime of theft in the Aburrá Valley, 1,761 of them in Medellíand. Likewise, with a cutoff to August 31 of this year, there are 117 complaints of theft from people in the capital of Antioquia through the use of scopolamine.

Here is the link to the full report:

https://www.eltiempo.com/colombia/me...4XKSJu77CEsHns

Just last evening I had a new Tinder girl whom I just connected with immediately and aggressively wanted to come over to my apartment and "show me a good time", I told her that I will meet her at a motel this week and take a test drive and I want her ass, hehehehe she sends me back a sad face, hehehehe.

Be careful guys.

The Tall Man.

[Incrociatore]

Are shocked to see the talent in the park, unfortunately many of these girls have been eating once every 3 days and may not meet the gringo, Fase Dos standard, do not come to Medellin and expect every girl to look like she looked before the Quarantine, its just not going to happen. If you are looking for the white, silicone, fake boob chics that you could never bang in the states, wait until the city returns to normal. You can use the agencies and that may be your ticket, but the girls in the park and mostly everywhere else have taken a hit, or a loss and they may not be the dream girls you once viewed. Understand that the quarantine has devastated Colombia, if you like them the way they are, then hurry here, there are plenty in Parque Botero ready to bang for a buck. Pollo Negro is out!

I will be there in a few days! Can't wait!

[HarryDubois]

Yepp, but it sure didn't stop that Tinder schemer bich from calling an outrageous 800 mil number shamelesly. Its always buyer beware in this business and covid or not they will try to pull that on you.

I do get the feeling that there will be more girls to choose from than usual, and on the negative side as I understand it the nightclubs are closed. So maybe it evens out.

[GeneHickman]

There are definitely many fewer customers, as flights just started within the past week. You have a lot of girls who are desperate for money. That said, some will still hold to a price that they "think" they deserve (and sometimes no longer get it and sometimes get it from guys who do not care about what they pay). In other cases, you can get good deals. And remember, there are new girls every day. I suspect it's going to be a while before things get back to the way they were. And I might expect even more working girls given the economy here is in such bad shape.

Yepp, but it sure didn't stop that Tinder schemer bich from calling an outrageous 800 mil number shamelesly. Its always buyer beware in this business and covid or not they will try to pull that on you. This is why mongers knowing the market and sharing the intel is good. Pollo has a good read on things, but his activities and area of interest is centro centric. There are some chicas I know that will not set foot in Centro irrespective, and others that go where they see the opportunity. If you observe their FB feed you can get a rough idea of who is what. Heck I know I even overpay, but atleast stay in what is considered the usual gringo range. Price and performance are definitely not correlated. That is based in my experimce more on chemistry, her mood, desire for future citas, her options etc. Once they get comfortable hanging with you, you get more from them as well for the same or even less price. That is why the mongers that have been going there a while always have a leg up on the newbies.
For every one monger that does the sensible thing there are 5 more that book at the Dan Carlton, show up at Gustos and go with the first price thrown at them and then pay the chica fee at the front desk, and some of them still don't even get decent action once back in the room even as they try mightily to extract their money's worth!

[HarryDubois]

Best bang for your buck in all of Colombia I'd say at that church.

I don't want to get them excommunicated.

I probably should consult with the priest before getting deeper into that.

[Surfer500]

I never thought of that. Is this how Colombian Catholics welcome poor wayfarers?

Yes, but with a twist.

These specific Colombians, in the location mentioned, are sodomizers amongst other things.

I suggest you stay away from them, not a good idea to engage them.

[Surfer500]

Best bang for your buck in all of Colombia I'd say at that church.

Yes, unfortunately though the bang is not in the front door, but the back door.