Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

Hi guys,

Anyone got news on lleras park as far as clubs and bars open. Girls flocking there at night time for business. Also does Poblado or lleras park have casas in the area.

Blankman. Glad to hear you're heading back. Lleras is getting more busy by the weekend, but I have not gone out late at night, so I cannot comment on Gustos, Babylon, Bendito Seas, etc. (Check the last two on Thursday nights, in normal times). You're not going to enjoy the sweaty-balled walk up to Provenza, from Manila, but if you bring your roller skates, the trip home is a breeze. Check out the new Sweet Georgia Cafe for a big American breakfast, try Al Alma in Provenza for something a bit more Instagram-ish, and hit Hooters or Ay Wey for some eye candy + sports.

I got a freebie BJ from the cleaning lady, yesterday, then almost got it all the way inside Coin Slot. I was cheering her on, as I was banging her doggy and she was reaching back to keep me from going all the way in. 150 k. She also gets bonus points for recommending a fresh 18 yo friend, whose number she gave me. Pinky got back at 5 a, this morning.

Heading to Cartagena on Friday. I need to hit the beach, and get some sun. I couldn't find any apartments I loved in Medellin, last minute, so I figured I'd buy myself 12 days to find something and make a decision about going home, etc. Bringing sand to the beach, but this will be Pinky's first trip to Cartagena, so she should be moist from the time I tell her until we return. I have no idea how it is in CTG, but word from the beach tout and the AirBnB host is that things are opening up. I believe there is a midnight curfew. Normally, I stay a few days and get an apartment in Bocagrande, on a high floor. This time, got a killer 3 br by Cafe del Mar, rooftop jacuzzi and sunset view. Should be a quick walk to the Clock Tower and all the restaurants / bars in between. I plan to charter a boat for an island trip, one day, and maybe create a couple's Tinder account to mine for trios. Virgin keeps sending me offers to create a Tinder Plus account, free, because of my datos plan with them. The owner of the apartment said due to COVID, no guests. I think it's a single unit, and I doubt that will be an issue, upon arrival. Although, if it is, I won't be as pissed as normal. I'd just need to RTFF for short-time info.

Hasta nunca hombres! Enjoy Medallo!

[SpiderRider]

how do i change location on tinder? My account only shows a bunch of tired looking gringas in my area, help!

.......lol.

[VsebudetNY]

How do I change location on Tinder? My account only shows a bunch of tired looking gringas in my area, help!

You need to upgrade to Gold to be able to set location.

[LatinaLover#1]

I set my location to MDE in Tinder and got a bunch of hits. Anyone that's below 30 is either a pro or a semi-pro, they are all looking for money. Colombian chicks are great at touching up pics so I would always recommend a video call!

How do I change location on Tinder? My account only shows a bunch of tired looking gringas in my area, help!

[Incrociatore]

WIP: No. Although there are some other cuties, but who cares if they're cute if they're wearing masks.

Well, I'm not doing 15 hours of flight to have sex with a mask. That's ridiculous. For me GFE is a must. Why didn't you walk out when she told you about the mask?

[Knowledge]

"Una mujer que aprieta".

Interesting, how do you ask them if they have scars in Spanish.

Next time one of these Chicas asks you why you want to know if they have kids, tell them that Chicas without kids have tighter pussies. So how would you say that in Spanish?

[Fun Luvr]

I looked at www.flightradar24.com and it shows a Copa flight from LAX is scheduled to arrive in Panama tomorrow at 9:10 am and a departure for Medellin at 10:13 am. Also, the site shows flights arriving from and departing to Miami, Orlando, and New York. The PTY website says the airport is scheduled to fully open for international flights on the 12th.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Am I surprised, yes, and I am because according to the article some of the airlines weren't checking that the passengers had the required test and allowing them to board which I find hard to believe.

Imagine the issues that might arise as a result of this if some of the other people on the plane get infected. My bet is the offending airlines contacted all the passengers on the flights with the infected passengers and the other passengers are probably freaking out right now, but if everyone was truly wearing their masks maybe not a big deal at all but should not have happened to begin with.

The way things are headed, and is already happening, if the airlines want to get people back in the air domestically in the USA, they should administer the rapid test to all flyers to allow them to board, albeit the test is not as accurate as the PCR test, but would help bring back flying customers, or perhaps use sniffing dogs.

And good riddance.

[Blakman]

What gets me is that they want 150 mil when they are only 70 mil prospects. Also the breast implants with noticeabIe lines. I lucked out. My prettiest girl turned out to be the cheapest. Hang in there. Try chicapaisa LOL

So I've been contacting various chicas from photoprepagos and mileroticos and one question I always ask is "do you have any kids? Most of the time, I'd say 9 out of 10, they just tell me straight up yes or no, but once in a while I'll get a defensive "why are you asking? I tell them straight up that I don't like the scars. I don't even mention the saggy tits. One chica recently told me "Que decepciand cada thea en ustedes LOS hombres. FACEPALM. Bye".

These girls must be delusional if they think they're worth the same amount of money post baby as they are before. I'm used to the philippines where baby damage is rampant. It can be horrible. I do admit that baby damage is less of an issue in Colombia, but its still there.

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[Surfer500]

So I've been contacting various chicas from photoprepagos and mileroticos and one question I always ask is "do you have any kids? Most of the time, I'd say 9 out of 10, they just tell me straight up yes or no, but once in a while I'll get a defensive "why are you asking? I tell them straight up that I don't like the scars. I don't even mention the saggy tits. One chica recently told me "Que decepciand cada thea en ustedes LOS hombres. FACEPALM. Bye".

These girls must be delusional if they think they're worth the same amount of money post baby as they are before. I'm used to the philippines where baby damage is rampant. It can be horrible. I do admit that baby damage is less of an issue in Colombia, but its still there.

Interesting, how do you ask them if they have scars in Spanish.

Next time one of these Chicas asks you why you want to know if they have kids, tell them that Chicas without kids have tighter pussies. So how would you say that in Spanish?

[Surfer500]

Are you surprised? I mean, by just reading here, are you surprised?

By the way, where is SJobs?

Am I surprised, yes, and I am because according to the article some of the airlines weren't checking that the passengers had the required test and allowing them to board which I find hard to believe.

Imagine the issues that might arise as a result of this if some of the other people on the plane get infected. My bet is the offending airlines contacted all the passengers on the flights with the infected passengers and the other passengers are probably freaking out right now, but if everyone was truly wearing their masks maybe not a big deal at all but should not have happened to begin with.

The way things are headed, and is already happening, if the airlines want to get people back in the air domestically in the USA, they should administer the rapid test to all flyers to allow them to board, albeit the test is not as accurate as the PCR test, but would help bring back flying customers, or perhaps use sniffing dogs.

[Kazeu]

Now see, this is value, a value add. Thank you.

The "RTFF" whiners, not so much.

I could sum up what he took 2 paragraphs to describe as use tinder how 99% of guys use tinder, with your location in medellin.

[Chicafan]

This is so true. I have a FB account that has over 4000 (only chicas in Mdeand CTG). Ever since I started using Tinder, it's been more precise. I rarely even log into that fb account. Tinder is a leg up because they must swipe right on you also. A lot more direct of an approach than just being another one on their fb friends list IMO. Just be careful as you still don't know who's on the other end. Get the swipe, get Whatsapp, FB page or IG then the video call.

Pro tip: set the location. Then don't even waste your time dripping right on one or twos. Swipe right on every single chica. Just keep clicking the heart until your index finger is sore or you run out of options. Then if the they like you, and swipe back. You will see your new matches. Unmatch the ones out of your taste, and message the ones that returned the right swipe that are hot. Now it's like checking my tinder to weed out the uglies, guys with girl accounts, trans and whatever doesn't float my boat. Good luck.

Now see, this is value, a value add. Thank you.

The "RTFF" whiners, not so much.

[Kazeu]

So I've been contacting various chicas from photoprepagos and mileroticos and one question I always ask is "do you have any kids? Most of the time, I'd say 9 out of 10, they just tell me straight up yes or no, but once in a while I'll get a defensive "why are you asking? I tell them straight up that I don't like the scars. I don't even mention the saggy tits. One chica recently told me "Que decepcióand cada theía en ustedes LOS hombres. FACEPALM. Bye".

These girls must be delusional if they think they're worth the same amount of money post baby as they are before. I'm used to the philippines where baby damage is rampant. It can be horrible. I do admit that baby damage is less of an issue in Colombia, but its still there.

[Black Page]

In an article today in the Medellin Herald it says that last night Migracion Colombia detected more than 70 Interantional passengers infected with COVID illegaly arriving since October 1, and now the State of New York is requiring all passengers arriving from Colombia be quarantined.

Are you surprised? I mean, by just reading here, are you surprised?

By the way, where is SJobs?

I've said before, the biggest dangers in Medellin are the sidewalks and crossing the street.

Years ago, my legs were saved by a bunch of ladyboys right in front of VeraCruz. I was walking with my eyes pointed at the legs of youngest girls scattered around (no, I do not like culonas, too many culonas anywhere to travel 10,000 km to find more in Medellin) and I did not notice that they had stolen a manhole cover to sell the semisteel. Those transvestites shouted at me to call my attention and saved me. I would have fallen down for a good 2 meters, breaking both my legs maybe. I did not know how to thank them! (no, I did not bring the group with me to a room for a celebration private party).

Also -- do I need a COVID test?

They have already shouted you RTFF. No need to add mine too. However, why asking this here, instead of checking the Immigration official web site for regulations?