Medellin Reports

[BlackThought]

Thanks for the advice, just got a membership. And yeah, I've been getting that exact issue with the "violation of community guidelines", which triggers after adding like 10 people in a row for me. Right now I only have about 50 pending friend requests, but I'm still getting those "only add people you know" warnings. Pretty sure it works by some form of time based exponential back off, so if I wait a couple days my ability to add people should "recharge" fully. I'm 90% positive it's triggering because my profile is so empty and has no identifying details of me. I see a lot of mongers with face pics in their fake profiles, but. Damn, that's one risk I'm not willing to take. I definitely need to post stuff though.

Please keep us posted, I'd like to create a FB profile just for mongering purpose. Not willing to risk using my real account.

[Osteoknot]

I do not condone the use of recreational drugs and would never buy, use, or sell any illegal substance in any country of the world.

[Osteoknot]

Did you let her use your phone? I haven't had that problem but I have had chicas contact me that they either saw me or knew I was in Medellin. They wouldn't tell me how they knew.

I don't know if she touched my phone when my back was turned.

One of my more tech savy friends who knows her and has banged her multiple times says get a hold of myself and stop freaking out, she can barely remember a computer password, and chalk it up to pure coincidence of someone she knows driving by and snapping a foto with their cell phone probably of the image on the TV and not me.

I prefer that explanation.

[LostBlade]

Did you let her use your phone? I haven't had that problem but I have had chicas contact me that they either saw me or knew I was in Medellin. They wouldn't tell me how they knew.

I am just going to take a wild guess. One of the chica you were hanging out with gossip in a group chat or something and your name came up?

[IamLookin]

Did you let her use your phone? I haven't had that problem but I have had chicas contact me that they either saw me or knew I was in Medellin. They wouldn't tell me how they knew.

I got this foto sent to me by Whassap a couple of hours ago from a chica I have not seen or talked to this trip, I banged her once near the end of my last trip. She should not know I am in town. She doesn't have any of my other chicas' contact info. I promised her I would contact her next time I came to Medellin but I have had my hands full.

That is me, my novia, and her girlfriend (standing) eating dinner last night at that restaurant where I wrote earlier that I did not have enough money to pay the check, before my wild ride down Avenue 70 the wrong way.

I have written on this board here before about tracking software that chicas will install on your phone in less than a minute. That is the only explanation I can come up with.

I have read even if you reinstall your phone to factory settings that there is virtually no way to get this spyware out of your phone. The software is designed to be undetectable. She won't say how she got the foto.

I don't know WTF "God's Plan" means. The only explanation she offers is "I caught you on a hidden camera". My hair is six months longer than when I saw her before so it's not like she should recognize me from such a grainy foto. I included a foto of her with face blurred just in case anyone recognizes her enough to share some Intel. She is negro, hot a as fuck, small tits, big clit, obvio muy flaca. Sorry if I am overreacting like an alarmist but I don't like the feeling I have with this.

Any help or suggestions appreciated. Your Uncle Ostee could use a little assist on this one. Bros before hoes.

[Osteoknot]

Quite a report / tale, almost like a chapter from a Clive Cussler book.

As far as the pink shit, why would you put anything in your body that would dampen your ability to bone Chicas.

I report it like it happens. I would say it's 90% straight up truth and perhaps 10% unintentional bullshit because it is impossible not to be biased about oneself. My friends who follow say me I've got a good book in me about "Fear and Loathing in Medellin" in the similar vein of the Las Vegas version by Hunter S. Thompson. Do you think it would sell? I retired relatively young, the first one among my high school buddies who are all still at the work-a-day grind and who seem to enjoy living vicariously thru my E-mails.

As far as additional drama I didn't need, see the post that should immediately proceed this one. Any thoughts appreciated.

The logical conclusion about the pink shit and as I have told my chicas many times, it can be a toss-up which I like more, the sex or the drugs. Jajajaja. Truth is, there is a sweet spot with the pink shit where it is a sex enhancer, and I don't get the Limp Dick Syndrome until many consecutive days con mucho gramos en mi naris. I hit that wall yesterday, stopped doing the shit around 3 AM, and thirty minutes ago pounded the shit out of Catgirl with no problems climaxing. In fact, I came so fast in missionary position I had to finish her off orally so she could come, twice. She usually spins around and sticks her butt up in the air when she wants me to finish because she knows that will do the trick but that additional manuever was unnecessary. I hope that resolved any internal psychic conflict you may have been feeling about my fun factor, jaja. Your comments were appreciated, as always!

Foto of Catgirl in full afterglow two minutes before I hit the Upload Report button here. Don't worry, she has no idea what goes on here. You guys taught me that, already.

[Osteoknot]

I got this foto sent to me by Whassap a couple of hours ago from a chica I have not seen or talked to this trip, I banged her once near the end of my last trip. She should not know I am in town. She doesn't have any of my other chicas' contact info. I promised her I would contact her next time I came to Medellin but I have had my hands full.

That is me, my novia, and her girlfriend (standing) eating dinner last night at that restaurant where I wrote earlier that I did not have enough money to pay the check, before my wild ride down Avenue 70 the wrong way.

I have written on this board here before about tracking software that chicas will install on your phone in less than a minute. That is the only explanation I can come up with.

I have read even if you reinstall your phone to factory settings that there is virtually no way to get this spyware out of your phone. The software is designed to be undetectable. She won't say how she got the foto.

I don't know WTF "God's Plan" means. The only explanation she offers is "I caught you on a hidden camera". My hair is six months longer than when I saw her before so it's not like she should recognize me from such a grainy foto. I included a foto of her with face blurred just in case anyone recognizes her enough to share some Intel. She is negro, hot a as fuck, small tits, big clit, obvio muy flaca. Sorry if I am overreacting like an alarmist but I don't like the feeling I have with this.

Any help or suggestions appreciated. Your Uncle Ostee could use a little assist on this one. Bros before hoes.

[MistaDynamite]

Anybody have an address and website? Trying to book and coming up empty on Google search. The only thing I saw under the Colombia section on this site was an old thread for Halloween at the Mansion. Thanks.

[Elvis 2008]

I will be arriving in about a week, can anyone turn me on to any girls who speak English that are on SA or FB.

She is not in Medellin but she may be willing to travel. Mia here was one of my top three fucks in Colombia. https://www.seeking.com/member/bc993...4-fc6ba636fa9e.

Smart, great kisser, does BBBJ but CFS. I paid 300 k for her in Barranquilla. She is the very rare girl who does doggie and pushes back so hard she could knock you off the bed. I loved doggie with her.

She brought a friend with her one in Barranquilla and I am kicking myself for not having done a threesome with them that night. Maybe she could hook you up if she does not come.

I was staying at the GHL hotel in Barranquilla. Rock band was doing a video with three hot models at rooftop pool and bar. We go up there to the bar and the models all knew her.

Only other good looking English speaking gal I met was in Bogota and wanted $800 a day. I passed.

I would practice with google translate. Communication is not a problem if you get good using it. There is also this device I saw on Amazon that I was tempted to buy: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...ELAUVENC&psc=1.

It works offline unlike GT. I wonder if it is worth a damn.

[Elvis 2008]

Clearly I must have made the wrong assumption. My apologies. I guess I forgot that P4P girls always explain truthfully what they have done to their customers. I'll try to remember that they always tell the truth in the future.

This is so typical for you. He was not talking about if women lie but whether you do. And seeing as how you dissed the looks of my dream girl without seeing a picture of her, he has a point.

For all the talk of your being Mr. Medellin, I have not seen one picture of a woman from you and said, "Damn, she is hot." Not one.

[HoustonTxJake]

I will be arriving in about a week, can anyone turn me on to any girls who speak English that are on SA or FB.

[JjBee62]

I too prefer her before the surgery. I have known her for more than four years, and been with her multiple times, the last time last month. She was timid before going to the bedroom, but definitely not in the bedroom. Before surgery, she didn't smile much. I think she was self award of her teeth, but I didn't see anything offensive about them. She was more passionate before surgery, but still passionate when I saw her last month.

She and I have only a P4P sexual relationship. There is no reason for her to misrepresent the reason for her travels. She told me she travels for her job outside P4P. Her recent pictures appear to be taken by a professional photographer. Jjbee62 stated he has only seen her once since the surgery, and that was in a public setting. Yet he stated guys are taking her to places like Cancun, Punta Cana, and other places. Typical of him making assumptions.

Clearly I must have made the wrong assumption. My apologies. I guess I forgot that P4P girls always explain truthfully what they have done to their customers. I'll try to remember that they always tell the truth in the future.

Which means the girl 1 year ago, several months after I last saw her, who turned up pregnant, after saying she hadn't had sex with anyone but me for over a year, deserves an apology along with some gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Anyone know where I can find some myrrh?

[Surfer500]

For the first time this trip I allowed myself to run out of pink shit. Another beauty of that drug is there is no hangover and no addiction. But I was getting saturated and after days of constant use my dick wouldn't get hard, so I am taking a break mainly so I can give it to Catgirl full bore. I had my fingers in her pussy last night and she is tight and small from non-use and I want some of that. Ostee Out.

Quite a report / tale, almost like a chapter from a Clive Cussler book.

As far as the pink shit, why would you put anything in your body that would dampen your ability to bone Chicas.

[Fun Luvr]

I prefer her before all the surgery and confident stuff, timid is fine as long as she does what I like. I avoid girls that post pictures of vacation in Cancun, San Andres, other places like a plague! Hahaha. Maybe I'm just cheap and don't want to pay in dolares hahaha.

I too prefer her before the surgery. I have known her for more than four years, and been with her multiple times, the last time last month. She was timid before going to the bedroom, but definitely not in the bedroom. Before surgery, she didn't smile much. I think she was self award of her teeth, but I didn't see anything offensive about them. She was more passionate before surgery, but still passionate when I saw her last month.

She and I have only a P4P sexual relationship. There is no reason for her to misrepresent the reason for her travels. She told me she travels for her job outside P4P. Her recent pictures appear to be taken by a professional photographer. Jjbee62 stated he has only seen her once since the surgery, and that was in a public setting. Yet he stated guys are taking her to places like Cancun, Punta Cana, and other places. Typical of him making assumptions.

[Osteoknot]

Took it to the next level and ran two hotel rooms at the same time for a couple of nights. The closer the better, if the hotel is big enough even in the same hotel works but that can be risky. One room for my novia Catgirl and the other room for rotating chicas. My novia notices every little thing like stray hairs that are not hers so trying to overlap girls in the same room is not worth it.

Two nights ago, went on a wild ride up a mountain with a terrific view of Bello for dinner, on the back of a moto that Catgirl borrowed from one of her girlfriends. First we took a taxi to get to the moto, then up the mountain, and dinner with another couple who had their own moto. Everyone ate one giant burrito. Then back to the hotel by moto and taxi. I picked up the bill for dinner which is always assumed if there is a Gringo in the group. The attitude is not will you pay but why wouldn't you pay? Total cost for the night out was 110.000 mil COP or $28.00. Can't beat that with a stick. And it was a turn on watching my 90 pound, 4 foot 10 inch novia handle that moto with my fat ass on the back. Wow.

Then Holy Shit last night first time for everything. I was feeling a little stupid for the amount of money I was carrying on me so I pared down. But then Catgirl and her Numero Uno novia Jaz and I went out to a disco next door to the hotel, for two shots of tequila each. Then across the street for dinner. When the bill came for dinner I was short on cash and they did not take credit cards. My money was at hotel number one further but not far down Avenue 70. Jaz threw me on the back of her moto and off we went, no problem.

But on the return trip to the restaurant where my novia was waiting, she decided to go the wrong way down Avenue 70 which is a main road four lanes wide and one-way. We were going in between cars, not just on the side of the road the wrong way, jajajajaja. Ran a couple of red lights. No one seemed fazed or blinked. No helmets. We even crossed San Juan Blvd still going the wrong way in front of a cop who did nothing, then jumped up onto the sidewalk until back to the restaurant past the Dorado. Not one person, driver, cop or pedestrian showed any reaction. Amazing. And the funny thing was I didn't feel endangered, more like it was acceptable and routine.

Sexy Dexy got robbed and traumatized by two guys on a moto with a gun, while she was holding her child in her arms. So common but does not lessen the emotional duress if you are the victim. I think she was trying to dip her toe in the water to see if I would buy her a new cell phone. I told her if I bought cell phones every time I knew a chica who got robbed or broke her phone I would be buying one cell phone per week. A common scam among girls is to claim their phones get stolen and then keep handing down the phones to other family members and friends. But then cell phone theft itself is epidemic, so it is hard to know. I draw the line at cell phones except for the Top Three chicas in my line up who by definition are novias and not prepagos.

Amazonia is okay. She did a no show for our date the other night because she "didn't feel good about it. " Pregnancy hormones definitely alter a chicas mental status. I will give her space and for now I did not have to shell out for the laptop.

For the first time this trip I allowed myself to run out of pink shit. Another beauty of that drug is there is no hangover and no addiction. But I was getting saturated and after days of constant use my dick wouldn't get hard, so I am taking a break mainly so I can give it to Catgirl full bore. I had my fingers in her pussy last night and she is tight and small from non-use and I want some of that. Ostee Out.