New Delhi

[Sagar88]

Only lust can kill lust. Do you lust a hobby? If yes, bingo!

I strum (my guitar I. E.) and it works 9 times on 10.

Peruse a passion, life has got so many fruits to taste.

Take bow for the words of wisdom bro!

The thing that's keeps Delhi forum alive are the bunch of real intellectual mongers. I love my hobby swimming but I always to go for a lusty spa session just before taking a dive in the pool. Sab paap dhul jaate hai. LOL.

[DelhiCoolGuy]

Well folks please pay attention, 'Dikybird' as was not an invention by me but picked up from cricket world, he is Harold Dennis "Dickie" Bird, OBE (born 19 April 1933, Barnsley, Yorkshire, England).

Since school days I have been a fan of synonyms, so continuing the tradition in the world of mongering, here are few used by me (already) and few recommended by me ( I am writing the real English Translation of these Hindi words in parenthesis. This is just to facilitate writing skills and make members interested to enjoy the Delhi forum so I hope should be published as there is nothing secret):

1.) DickieBird (Dick).

2.) John Jany Janardhan (Dick).

3.) Mr. Dick (Dick).

4.) Sharirik Tandav Yantra (Human activity & activity oriented, Dick).

5.) Safed Pichkaari (White Liquid producer, Dick).

6.) Kaam Vasna Yantra (Arousal activity weapon, Dick).

7.) Kathin Yantra (Difficult activity weapon, Dick.

Enjoy reading.

I liked the term Auzar (tool) term used in GoW. Lingam is another traditional one.

"A girl's best friend", too lame? There must be a few more good ones out there.

[LambuDada]

Rates should be like this 2 to 2.5 k for 1st 1, 2nd 1 3 k, 3rd 1 2 k, 4th 1 ohk 4 k. No more than 3 to 4 k for an Indian girl. For 4 k you can land a Russian as well.

Thanks for your feedback bro. I don't seem to find good Indians for less than 4 k and Russians around 6 k. Would appreciate some help from seniors like you.

BR.

LD.

[Delhi Monger]

Nice report! FS is available in the W. Nd mall in DC. The 9th floor MP has a MILF who does FS for 1 k and also there is an unnamed obscure MP on 5th floor which is quite open about extras too! Better luck next time!!

Hi all,

Johnny has been thinking of everything wild since it got a hair cut. Don't know it happens every time. It wanted some new meat. The W mall near DC was nearby. Went there and when in the lift to go to 9th floor there were these 2 NE girls who entered the same place I was going to. Has to be staff. Dropped the idea of going to the place since didn't like both of them at all. Went down to 5th Floor and damn there was no staff at 12:30 pm Went to the car and said what the heck lets drive to PB recommended by DCG to make Johnny happy.

And there I was at "P" spa. And here negotiated but didn't budge the cover charges of 1200. Asked for 2 sisters but they both had not come. Went to the room. Very clean. Nice bed. And the plus point was Napoleon split AC present in the room. Set the temp to 21 since it became very cold while waiting without disposables and towel on. In comes a NI girl named M at at are at a as told to me. Starts the massage. And after 15 minutes popped the Q of Xtras and she tells that 1 k for cooperation with HJ and 2 k for B2 B. Said I know the rates here and told there are 2 sis here and people have done FS for 1 k but here she adds she doesn't do BJ or FK. Clock was ticking and then came down to 1.5 k for B2B and allowed touching and fingering. Went ahead and she was tired of B2B soon and asking why arnt you coming, can I use hands now. Came by hand finally, after some time. Took shower. Paid and came back. But not really happy with the exp. Since didn't get the meat I was looking for and No BJ.

Since I don't monger much may be I don't have the tactics for negotiating.

Total damage 1.2 at counter and 1. 5 inside.

WIR: For the place, the bed and yes the Napoleon in there.

[PatelKu6]

Bro. For you. Try her. Your answer to question.

Dude, pics awesome. Will try her bro can you pass me the digits?

[LoneRanger1976]

good job buddy.

keep writing.

so as usual got up with a wet dream of therapist who is by far the most hot looking babe in massage world. but due to increase le activities in rg, i avoid her like a plague because safety first.

it was a classic case of blue balls. so pinged my guru ji and ask for his guidance and he asked me to follow the bread crumbs. i followed them and reached at desired place. one of the most safest pad i have seen. saw 2 babes and choose miss s which was adviced by guru ji.

now i have to confession to make. i used to think that i am a man of control. but i was only been with some amateur girls or milfs. but my entire ego washed in a tsunami and i was flat out in 15-18 minutes max.

but those 15-18 minutes were by far the most awesome experience. no body can touch her. no fucking body. i though dr dee from east of kalaish was championship level. but after today's experience. she was in school in front of miss s.

striping. take charge. threw me on the bed. gentle massage. and then hot and cold bbbj like my manly juice was the only medicine to stop alien invasion. she asked me to lie down on your tummy. and another kinda fun. rimming and boobies massage. then again lie down on my back and another session of rinsing of my johnny. she sucked my balls. and did some amazing trick with her mouth with that icy cold water. that every fibre of my body was touching the room of that room. then she asked me cim. and as you already guessed by now. who the fuck i am to say no to her. and she sucked it. because she found a cure of aids. i took 5-8 minutes to recover from that tsunami of sex.

i didn't even have a clue for next 30-45 minutes. paid the couple of big gandhi ji. dressed and booked another session by time than shot. so friday i will be up against tsunami and as my modus operandi. i like to face impossible tasks. and her ass won't be spared next time.

ohh yeah i forgot to add. again 2 plates of chole bhature helped me to bring me back from tsunami' s post traumatic stress.

scorecard.

it will be an insult for her. i am again going to face this tsunami. enough said.

regards,

thenone

[Ssdel]

Bro, you don't seem to have pm.

Is he SP A with last 4 digits 520? If they have any other multiple digits with same first 6 digits, can you please tell those other last digits and names of the other handlers handling those digits?

And what reference does he require, if any?

Cheers!

Digits end with 773.

[ActionOriented]

Now the word 'jonny' has been used for doggy years (pun), it would be fun to take a poll on other suggested names for Mr. P, won't it? A few like 'Dickybird' used by a punter show potential but I am sure there will be other appealing suggestions. (or none?

I liked the term Auzar (tool) term used in GoW. Lingam is another traditional one.

"A girl's best friend", too lame? There must be a few more good ones out there.

[JJamvant]

Now the word 'jonny' has been used for doggy years (pun), it would be fun to take a poll on other suggested names for Mr. P, won't it? A few like 'Dickybird' used by a punter show potential but I am sure there will be other appealing suggestions. (or none?

[JJamvant]

Hmmmm. Point 3 is most interesting. Will try.

Lesson learned.

1: avoid mongering on weekend. It was bloody rush on weekend.

2: always carry a condom.

3: eat before fuck. If your WG turned out to be a bummer, at least you are not hungry. And when your full you are very unlikely yo get depressed.

4: negotiate really hard (need to hone my skill here).

5: never behave like a despo in MPs.

6: learn from seniors. And listen carefully what they said. You never know when they slips out a golden word.

Lone, when I can come to your class to learn few tricks and that charms.

Regards.

TheNone.

[JJamvant]

Only lust can kill lust. Do you lust a hobby? If yes, bingo!

I strum (my guitar I. E.) and it works 9 times on 10.

Peruse a passion, life has got so many fruits to taste.

Hi all,

Although this forum is to promote mongering and my query today is not what many here may expect but still want to know if someone can help me.

I want to leave mongering completely and had been trying to do this unsuccessfully since last many years, sometime I refrain myself for 1 month some time 2 but I had never been able to completely stop it. I comeback again and again.

Why I want to leave mongering. Every few days I will get excited and my testosterone level will go high and I will feel the urge to satisfy myself but then after the deed I will feel guilt of many things like 1.) guilt of cheating my family 2.) guilt of wasting time on this thing rather then work which suffers 3.) guilt of wasting money on this thing rather then my child or family but all these guilts runs away within 2-3 days.

Sometimes I feel that I should visit some doctor or may be a psychiatrist (don't know who is correct person) but I get afraid that my identity my be in danger also as to what and how will I explain my problem. This feeling of being ashamed does not let me do it.

Sometimes I feel I should probably search for some medicine on internet that could reduce my urge level but then I am always afraid of side effects.

I had been taking ISG help for all my mongering but now I want help of other kind.

I will be happy if someone can help.

Regards,

Mark

[ActionOriented]

Hi guys,

I checked in at midnight yesterday straight from the airport at a start hotel in Gurgaon. Left a message for an SP asking if he could help me for this morning as I had time till noon time. There was no response.

FYI, SPs usually work till 3-4 am in the morning, they do not get up and service clients by noon time. Just does not happen. If, however, you were to visit their place of business then it may still be possible that he will entertain (but unlikely).

Also, good report.

[ActionOriented]

One can masturbate daily but There are adverse effects of masturbation as well, as advised by a doc not more than 4 times a week, once a day is too much but it can also lead to many other things like, you wanting to pleasure urself more than having sex (proven fact), there are online articles that say a person can refrain from sex if he masturbates a lot and may try to avoid sex bec. He finds masturbation more pleasurable. It can even lead to prostate cancer if done after some age mainly 40 if I am correct.

Agreed, also to point out another fact which several WGs have told me about (noticing all the John's passing through their gates), excessive masturbation can lead to erectile dysfunction as well. This erectile dysfunction (not permanent in nature) will occur only when you are with a WG as the only thing that can get your dick up is your hand, the moment you are in the WG pumping away, you will see your dick shrinking back to the flaccid state. It's a highly embarassing situation and is telling of past habits.

If I need to rate this addiction on the sale of 5 I would give smoking and alcohol 3/5 probably and this 5/5.

Agreed, I have been addicted to several things in my life, nothing like this.

Just to stress the point, MARK. The advice I gave you over PM pales in comparison (to think of it my advice to you was shit) to what people in situations similar to you are offering up on ISG. It is great to come across this kind of group therapy. Please read carefully and do keep this in mind before making your decision.

[ActionOriented]

Sunday is the day to venture out and when you receive reviews for AO that your chick was good will try her again you need to vist her again. So AO visited the Spa in the morning and whatsapp me back with affirmative about the chick so I planed a visit in the evening, so I went to my fav spa again, got the chick Miss DE and again had amazing fun with her. Asked for FS and she earlier saying no, but as soon as the panties came off there was no resistance.

Fingered her for a while and then fucked her till I came in the condi. Only had a dry massage later. Paid her and left with a smiling face.

When I was leaving there was a guy in Black kurta wanting her only hahaha and she had just come out from my room.

This is a good find in our general area, hope ISG doesn't spoil it for us. I just bought a 10 K membership!

[ActionOriented]

I actually prefer cathay as the timings matched perfectly, they used to match I'm not sure of now in any case. Used to reach early morning and evening flight back so you get basically all full days of your trip.

I just hate indigo, its complete shit apart for the fairs offered. If you get Cathay for about 22 k book it.

Thai is another good option but food with Cathay is superb. And comfortable sleep as well. Crowd is decent so 1 can at least sleep in peace.

Cathay doesn't seem to have direct flights, I checked. The rates for October now trending for Cathay via a HK connect are 60 K. I am not going to pay that kind of money for good food on a flight. Let me know if you find a better deal.

Re Indigo, I agree, the only attractive feature is/or was the price, the seating is uncomfortable, the flight timings at least from Delhi to Bangkok are horrible, the crowd that gets on the return flight from Bangkok to India (all Indians) suck, they will make it their lives mission not to let others snooze.