Medellin Reports

[MiamiSammy]

Can someone recommend legit massage places? I don't need hanky panky, just female masseuse who knows what she is doing.

Why would you go to a monger site to find out about legitimate massage? Are you daft?

[MiamiSammy]

I have been missing the night adventures in El Centro more than you miss my reports LOL. To be fair, I must say that the MDE scene at night today is much more legal and quiet than years ago. Safer but less thrilling.

I won't be back to MDE soon. My next trips will be to Guayaquil (where ladies are ugly, cube-shaped, and also generally not available for casual sex, not to mention their "high Catholic moral standard", which is an aggravation), followed by just few days in Cartagena. Darth Vader is in hibernation currently, but ready to get back to life. Who knows when!

I've spent a great deal of time in El Centro at all times of the day- and while you certainly don't want to be a dar papaya, it's not nearly as scary as people would have you believe.

[Pokeris]

Which one of you ISGers is it that thinks he is getting front of the line privileges over the other 255 guys by sending money?

Probably he is getting some cam sex and some dream about perfect life with chicka in near future.

[Mr Enternational]

Which one of you ISGers is it that thinks he is getting front of the line privileges over the other 255 guys by sending money?

[Black Page]

Sometimes to much information! You've been away a while, I've missed your posts about your late night / early morning escapades in El Centro, always entertaining, and a bit chilling!

I have been missing the night adventures in El Centro more than you miss my reports LOL. To be fair, I must say that the MDE scene at night today is much more legal and quiet than years ago. Safer but less thrilling.

I won't be back to MDE soon. My next trips will be to Guayaquil (where ladies are ugly, cube-shaped, and also generally not available for casual sex, not to mention their "high Catholic moral standard", which is an aggravation), followed by just few days in Cartagena. Darth Vader is in hibernation currently, but ready to get back to life. Who knows when!

[DonCarlos1234]

Probably the cheapest would be to go to centro and hire a streetwalker for 100 k / peso a day. (snip) find a venezuelan they might actually speak a more standard spanish than the colombian streetwalkers because they tend to be more educated than colombian hood rats. At $30/8 hrs this is the cheapest language school you can find.

In fact I see them a tour guides and references / intro service, why not?

[Knowledge]

The webcam operations are still popular.

One has to be an idiot in this era of free porno and pictures all over the internet to be paying putas for that. Don't doubt they are out there though.

[The Tall Man]

Catching my breath after a world wind road tour of Colombia and Ecuador, over 11,000 km between the both countries during the past 3 months, I need to catch up with the posts here in Medellin and hope to add some value as I already spent today in centro (botero plaza, the vera, raudal) and last evening with one of my paisa favorites, a welcome home overnight'er and she satisfies one of my fetishes as she is 5 months pregnant, with medium sized belly bulge and swollen titties and swollen pussy.

The Tall Man.

[GeneHickman]

Dam, I used to have some success in the US with Tinder and SA but now hardly try as both are full of girls who want to sell nudes or have some other scheme to get money without putting out. That this has spread to Medellin makes me want to cry LOL.

One has to be an idiot in this era of free porno and pictures all over the internet to be paying putas for that. Don't doubt they are out there though.

[Charm City Dave]

Dam, I used to have some success in the US with Tinder and SA but now hardly try as both are full of girls who want to sell nudes or have some other scheme to get money without putting out. That this has spread to Medellin makes me want to cry LOL.

I think I just won the prize for the most absurdly demanding prepago in all of Colombia. Last fall I matched on Tinder with this red-headed girl with huge natural boobs who called herself Angie Katherine Rodriguez. After moving over to Whatsapp to arrange a date she replied back with this huge pre-formatted 8-point bulletin explaining that she was an "escort" who will gladly accompany you for 69,000 every half hour. No promise of sex (but hey, it "may happen naturally") and you can ogle her boobs (but absolutely no touching! But don't worry, she absolutely LOVES sex, so who knows how the evening will go. Yeah, right. Needless to say I passed.

Fast forward to this month and I see she now has an ad on photoprepagos.com (I recognized that name and those boobs! Maybe her little Tinder scheme wasn't paying off, or maybe she turned a new leaf, but anyway I sent her a new message, and after an interminable 6 day delay she replied back with an even more massive 22-point bulletin. Now she claims she will, in fact, have sex for money, at 190,000 per hour. However, to prove that you're actually serious ("I do not risk going to false dates! You first have to buy her catalog of nude photos, all for the low cost of 69,000. Just wire her money through Western Union, Bancolombia, Paypal, Daviplata, heck, even bitcoin! What a steal! And she'll deduct the cost of the photos from your appointment! Who can resist?

Who knows, maybe nine months from now I'll see her on another platform with a new plan to make money without actually having any sex.

[JoseNosay]

UPB is one of the most expensive and best reputed institutions in Colombia. Only the upper class sends their daughters and sons to study there. Girls there do NOT need money.

It will be hard to pick up the daughters of wealthy peasants with small $, so the offer has to be Monthly, Yearly & starts as a lucrative genuine job (she wants some extra $ & independence from her Wealthy peasant parents). Anything higher than her professor pay gets her going, if you dislike short encounters & into relationships this is a great option, it will end up cheaper than spending $ on the average pro girl.

If you like new vagina everyday, not a good investment.

[Surfer500]

Nice torture! I understand you never played with yourself watching a movie.
However, specifically in this area, I went there not to play with myself (I would be in jail now) but because of some other reason.

Sometimes to much information! You've been away a while, I've missed your posts about your late night / early morning escapades in El Centro, always entertaining, and a bit chilling!

[Black Page]

So if 99% of the girls there are Catholic with high moral standards (virgins) why do you torture yourself by going there parading around with a boner when they are off limits to you?

Nice torture! I understand you never played with yourself watching a movie.
However, specifically in this area, I went there not to play with myself (I would be in jail now) but because of some other reason.

[KilledSoul]

Can someone recommend legit massage places? I don't need hanky panky, just female masseuse who knows what she is doing.

[JjBee62]

Damn, I wish I were young and handsome again. I'd certainly check out the girls at UPB. In my younger days meeting a girl with high moral Catholic standards meant you were in like Flynn.

Yeah, I was going to point out that high moral Catholic standards generally means she's good at putting her ankles on your shoulders.