Medellin Reports

[The Tall Man]

Starting the day drinking a bit early, aren't we? Is your life so empty that you have nothing better to do than make up things, attribute them to me and then call me out for something I didn't say? I never mentioned poor men. I never said rich men don't have sparkling personalities. One condition does not exclude the other.

I suppose I need to define all the terms.

Non-pro: A woman who is interested in engaging sexually with a man with no monetary compensation, required relationship or expectation of financial gain.

Maybe that's the part that's confusing you. There are guys here who send girls 4-10 million pesos a month, so the girl will fuck them for the 15 days they visit Colombia, and they call them "non-pro. " There are guys here who pick up a girl somewhere, spend the night with her, give her 500 k to help pay her college tuition and call her "non-pro. " There are guys who spend months buying presents, paying for trips, going shopping and supporting a girl with the intention of marrying her, and she's also "non-pro. " There are even guys who go to Gusto, pick up a girl who flat out tells them she wants $200 and still say she's a "non-pro..

Truer words than this expression have never been stated, which is "the only honest woman is a prostitute" and this is especially true here in Medellin.

I had a discussion with my gringo buddy this morning about this topic and he is finally coming around to the truths about life and culture and women here in Medellin.

So how to enjoy life here in Medellin? It is simple just follow these few basic fundamentals:

1. Never ever take any woman serious, period and end of discussion.

2. They are what they are, what their ingrained culture has placed into their DNA. You can not change them.

3. A barrio xxxxx, and my gawd we all love them, can never ever go outside her social economic status, so don't try, it will never work.

4. They all fuck around, they call them their gay amigos or primos or just a old school friend but they have and will return to their old fuck buddies, even the ladrones from the barrio because water seeks it's own level.

5. Some are better at lying than others but they are all very good at it. This is the way they were raised, the drama, the excitement of getting drunk and smoking some dope then allowing the corner boys in their barrio to fuck them raw and hard, so don't never ever think that these are sweet and caring little darlings.

Like the expression says the only honest woman is a prostitute and I am at the complete understanding, after so many years here in Colombia, that the only women that I respect are the prostitutes, I love them and their honesty.

And to all you sugar daddy's out there, I have tried talking some sense for over 2 fricken years now and as recently as yesterday, with my good buddy from the States. He comes once every 5 months to Medellin and he has 2 sugar babies, one from Manrique the other from Santo Domingo and he send 3 to 4 million a month to each one. He is doing better because he use to have 3 SB Urrrrrrrrrrr. But despite what I tell him he believes that they both are being true to him. My gawd what has this world come to. I have met both girls and nothing special, both have 2 and / or 3 kids, both late 20's, both he met at the massage casas in centro. Can anyone give me a shout-out as we watch this train wreak in the making! He is returning next week to Medellin.

I have had some who say they want a real honest serious boyfriend, then you learn that they have 2 or 3 kids by 3 different guys, they are mid 20 something and their kids are 10 yo and 7 yo and a newborn baby of 3 months. Go figure.

We love them all!

The Tall Man.

[Mr Enternational]

I suppose I need to define all the terms.

Non-pro: A woman who is interested in engaging sexually with a man with no monetary compensation, required relationship or expectation of financial gain.

Maybe that's the part that's confusing you. There are guys here who send girls 4-10 million pesos a month, so the girl will fuck them for the 15 days they visit Colombia, and they call them "non-pro. "

Once again, the problem is that some guys look at pro as meaning professional. This means all a chick is doing for a living is fucking guys for money. They are seeing non-pro as being short for non-professional and meaning she only fucks guys for money every blue moon. She may be a student or have a normal job. Sometimes guys using the words this way will add civilian to mean a normal chick that does not take money for sex at all. Somehow they also add in semi-pro to mean she fucks for money sometimes, which seems to be the same as their usage of non-pro.

Those have never been my definintions. I have always seen pro as being short for prostitute or someone that exchanges money for sex, no matter how often they do it. I have always considered non-pro to mean non-prostitute, or a chick that does not take money for sex; the same as your definition.

[Golfinho]

Rich men are alpha males. Alpha females like only alpha males. Non alpha females would like to be with alpha males but there are only so many alpha males to go around.

If there are, as you say, only so many alpha ('rich') males to go around, then there's hope for you to snare a top quality female!

[Golfinho]

The Slender Man, hehehehhe and yes my observations of him along with some friends of friends that know him, all have nothing but good things to say about him.

Slender Man amidst the Fat Statues. Is he cool enough to mount one of them (you know the one) for a photo-op.

[Junior11]

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Hehehe. Welcome back! Always learn something interesting from you.

[RudeBwoy100]

Starting the day drinking a bit early, aren't we? Is your life so empty that you have nothing better to do than make up things, attribute them to me and then call me out for something I didn't say? I never mentioned poor men. I never said rich men don't have sparkling personalities. One condition does not exclude the other.

I suppose I need to define all the terms.

Non-pro: A woman who is interested in engaging sexually with a man with no monetary compensation, required relationship or expectation of financial gain.

Maybe that's the part that's confusing you. There are guys here who send girls 4-10 million pesos a month, so the girl will fuck them for the 15 days they visit Colombia, and they call them "non-pro. " There are guys here who pick up a girl somewhere, spend the night with her, give her 500 k to help pay her college tuition and call her "non-pro. " There are guys who spend months buying presents, paying for trips, going shopping and supporting a girl with the intention of marrying her, and she's also "non-pro. " There are even guys who go to Gusto, pick up a girl who flat out tells them she wants $200 and still say she's a "non-pro."

Maybe you never had this experience, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who has. You go to a bar, drink, dance and have a good time. You meet a girl. She goes home with you, you have sex. In the morning she gets up and goes home. Other than buying a couple of drinks, no money exchanged, no plans for her to move in with you, no months of support. Just a simple night of fucking, because you both felt like fucking. That's a non-pro. She's not looking for the guy with the big gold chain, or the nicest car. She's not looking for the guy throwing around the most money. She's looking for the guy who she thinks will fuck her the way she wants to be fucked.

Is that clear? I don't want you saying "according to you, short people don't eat enough pudding", or whatever else you decide you want me to say.

If you're walking around Medellin wearing 4 months of income for the average person around your neck, you're not attracting non-pros. You're attracting people who wish to relieve you of your excess jewelry and money. If you're sitting someplace in Medellin telling girls about how much money you have, you're not attracting non-pros. You're attracting girls who see an opportunity to get some of that money.

By your logic do you consider all women to be pros?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/married...merican-group/

Here's a snippet from the article above "At their income peak at age 47, married men earn an average of $86,502 per year, the report found. By comparison, single men who are 47 earn $49,288, not far off from the $45,672 earned by single women of the same age. Married women who are 47, meanwhile, earn almost $51,000. ".

Basically, if you're making median wage and below women aren't trying to date you seriously or looking to get married to you. Whether the woman asks for money up front or on the back end all women care about how much money you make and the lifestyle that you can provide for them.

[Turgid]

Alpha females gravitate toward alpha males. End of story. By the way, there are only so many top quality girls to go around. Good luck.

Rich men are alpha males. Alpha females like only alpha males. Non alpha females would like to be with alpha males but there are only so many alpha males to go around.

[JjBee62]

If according to you poor men with sparkling personalities can get more non-pros than rich men without sparkling personalities why do non-pros prefer to hang around the latter?

Starting the day drinking a bit early, aren't we? Is your life so empty that you have nothing better to do than make up things, attribute them to me and then call me out for something I didn't say? I never mentioned poor men. I never said rich men don't have sparkling personalities. One condition does not exclude the other.

I suppose I need to define all the terms.

Non-pro: A woman who is interested in engaging sexually with a man with no monetary compensation, required relationship or expectation of financial gain.

Maybe that's the part that's confusing you. There are guys here who send girls 4-10 million pesos a month, so the girl will fuck them for the 15 days they visit Colombia, and they call them "non-pro. " There are guys here who pick up a girl somewhere, spend the night with her, give her 500 k to help pay her college tuition and call her "non-pro. " There are guys who spend months buying presents, paying for trips, going shopping and supporting a girl with the intention of marrying her, and she's also "non-pro. " There are even guys who go to Gusto, pick up a girl who flat out tells them she wants $200 and still say she's a "non-pro."

Maybe you never had this experience, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who has. You go to a bar, drink, dance and have a good time. You meet a girl. She goes home with you, you have sex. In the morning she gets up and goes home. Other than buying a couple of drinks, no money exchanged, no plans for her to move in with you, no months of support. Just a simple night of fucking, because you both felt like fucking. That's a non-pro. She's not looking for the guy with the big gold chain, or the nicest car. She's not looking for the guy throwing around the most money. She's looking for the guy who she thinks will fuck her the way she wants to be fucked.

Is that clear? I don't want you saying "according to you, short people don't eat enough pudding", or whatever else you decide you want me to say.

If you're walking around Medellin wearing 4 months of income for the average person around your neck, you're not attracting non-pros. You're attracting people who wish to relieve you of your excess jewelry and money. If you're sitting someplace in Medellin telling girls about how much money you have, you're not attracting non-pros. You're attracting girls who see an opportunity to get some of that money.

[Junior11]

If I understood the English correctly the young woman left her computer unattended or under the care of someone else while she went to the bathroom. That is not a robbery. That is theft. This is also a situation in which the victims shares some of the blame.

Mr. Knowledge has spoken and he is right as usual (or as always hehe? ) .

[The Tall Man]

I was standing against the yellow wall on the corner when you finish the walkway and he walked up to the chica standing next to me who mustve been 19 at most and he started spitting some serious game in good spanish with a heavy gringo accent hahah. He was wearing hiking / trekking shoes and a hikers backpack and some like hiker cargo pants. He gave no fucks hahahha. The entire street was looking at him as he bought the 5 ft chica a coke inside. Easily the tallest guy in the entire city jajajaj fearless.

I've seen him many times, everyone stares! LOL Pollo Negro is out!

Kind of like the jolly green giant. On Saturday when I was at ground zero at 3:30 in the afternoon he was standing within a few feet of the street sign at Calle 52 & Carrea 52, aka ground zero, and was holding court. Everyone within a hundred foot radius of him from the Premium Plaza Hotel to Botero Park and around were totally fixated on him, the guy's a total tourist attraction for the locals, and I can just imagine when he takes Chicas arriba, those poor Chicas probably get lot's of questions asked by their co-worker's about the green giant's physical characteristics. Also saw a good street fight today between two sacaleros in the street, two Chicas, and pure entertainment. Never a dull moment at the playground, if it isn't a nympho nasty Chica draining your leche in one of the many love motels, there's always something happening outside to watch besides the constant parade of Chicas!

Boy have I ever missed this place!

The tall slim guy is a nice guy from what I heard from some in his social circle. I only chatted him once and been near him 2 or 3 times when he was chatting with others. I feel for the guy. Think about it. When he travels there is NO bed that fits him. How the hell he even can take a leak on a plane is beyond me. When he stops to chat with other foreigners or the local girls there are locals that stand to his side or behind him and have their friends take photographs with him as the background like he is a carnival attraction. Complete strangers just walk up to him as if they know him and start asking stupid questions about his height.

I have been The Tall Man on these boards for going on 20 years, he is The Slender Man, hehehehhe and yes my observations of him along with some friends of friends that know him, all have nothing but good things to say about him, a cool dude.

Shows that no matter our race or size or age we all need good loving!

The Tall Man.

[Golfinho]

If according to you poor men with sparkling personalities can get more non-pros than rich men without sparkling personalities why do non-pros prefer to hang around the latter?

Alpha females gravitate toward alpha males. End of story. By the way, there are only so many top quality girls to go around. Good luck.

[Turgid]

No. According to me, if a woman is attracted to you because you are wearing flashy and expensive jewelry, then she's not there for your sparkling personality. At that point her non-pro status is debatable.

If according to you poor men with sparkling personalities can get more non-pros than rich men without sparkling personalities why do non-pros prefer to hang around the latter?

[HappyShiva]

Booked my tickets for April 15th. Would like to meet my monger friends. Staying at San Peters for 12 days. Hope there won't be any curfew this time.

[JjBee62]

Hello Gentleman!

Anybody have any recommendations for love motels in the Poblado area. Looking for a cheap motel room to get a couple quickies in this are as my Airbnb in not chica friendly.

Reason why I'm looking for this is mostly for night time action. I don't want be venturing out in the El centro area at night and not looking to hit up the expensive parque Lleras scene too often.

Also when you guys are mongering in el Centro during the day time, any of you have go to hotels are you guys just headed to the closest one. Someone mentioned a dicey situation after letting the chica pick the establishment. I know I probably going to run into some bullshit from reading the post but I would rather plan ahead of time to minimize these situations.

Last but not least, I changed my Medellin dates from March 8th to 14th so if anybody is looking for a wingman to monger around I'm open to linking up. Us gringos have to look after each other in these streets.

I don't know of any cheap love motels in Poblado. There's Las Cabanas, but it isn't cheap. There are cheap places in Mayorista and El Centro, but they're not in Poblado.

These are the type of questions better asked before you settle on a place to stay.

[Surfer500]

Yes, I have also experienced this issue. Do not bring even unlocked phones that were bought through Verizon or Sprint to Colombia. At least for now. Maybe it's just me, but I feel the universality and interconnectivity on this planet is lagging behind the technology it supports.

[Deleted by Admin] I have two Verizon phones brought from the USA here with me which work fine in Colombia, so guys who have Verizon service in the USA they will work fine here and you have an option for International service at $ 10 day, or you can buy a bundled package of texts, minutes, & data.

As far as bringing an unlocked Verizon phone to Colombia, unless you bring a registered Verizon SIM card with you, you won't be able to use the phone, at least that is what Verizon told me, and probably the source of the problem you experienced and a good warning for others but easily solved.

Before I came down I brought three registered Verizon SIM cards with me so all I have to do is put the SIM card in an unblocked Verizon or other system compatible phone, and the phone can be activated on line at least according to what I was told. I'm not a phone expert by any means, and know a lot of people don't like Verizon as their very expensive but the money is not an issue for me and I've had great customer service from them.