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06-21-21 20:49 #46857
Posts: 3275Any place that
Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]
And the place really should hire some smoking hot waitresses instead of bunch of fucking doods.
Pro tip jajajajajaja =learn from my fuck ups.
Get a uber set from your table and wait, it was eazy to get a ride up, but we stood outside no chairs for close to an hour waiting for someone to accept that pick up.
And they did one thing I liked, a menu in Ingles wowwwwww that was a 1st in Colombia LOL.
Its not a horrible place, I was just hoping for a great steak.
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06-21-21 20:39 #46856
Posts: 3275Whatever you do.
Originally Posted by Dcrist0527 [View Original Post]
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06-21-21 20:37 #46855
Posts: 3275Colosal was a colossal disappointment
Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]
Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.
Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.
Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.
https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.
You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.
If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!
BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife.
But much too hilly for me, I want to walk or ride a bicycle to the store.
I guess a bldg with good security would be OK.
We saw several high rise, most looked kinda old, 1 new construction, but didn't look like it had 80 k usd condos.
I'm guessing we drove around 90% of Bello including all the way to the dead end at the top, did we miss your place?
I could live there, but I would want some place flatter, maybe Envigado?
Any place but El Poblado LOL.
Evigado is my favorite.
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06-21-21 20:20 #46854
Posts: 3275Jajaa
Originally Posted by Shockman [View Original Post]
"debauchery and excess" aka, my raison d'être jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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06-21-21 20:10 #46853
Posts: 1643Pedestrians are Road Kill in MDE, and in the cult classic Death Race 2000
Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
Set in the "future" year 2000, it is a coast to coast race while the drivers try to run over as many pedestrians as the can. Women with baby carriages score the most points. In one scene, a nursing home puts a bunch of residents in wheelchairs out on the highway for easy road kill points.
One of my favorite movies, cult or not. Check it out if you like sick humor.
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06-21-21 19:22 #46852
Posts: 1945Was thinking of trying a stay in downtown soon.
Is Hotel Nutibara chica-friendly if you book for 2?
Originally Posted by Balboa [View Original Post]
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06-21-21 18:06 #46851
Posts: 1109Originally Posted by Ruddock1 [View Original Post]
Why stop now? Lol.
Heading out now as a matter of fact. I'm about 100 yards out, Lol.
Good times.
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06-21-21 16:08 #46850
Posts: 347Great report
Originally Posted by Balboa [View Original Post]
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06-21-21 14:38 #46849
Posts: 281Don't miss out on The Wettest Pussies in The Universe
India is all of the stuff the detractors posted. You will get your mind blown by the rawness of human existence on full display alongside debauchery and excess.
You do need quite a bit of local intel to navigate the perilous, scam filled mongering scene. Also, the high end indies that I seek are rather expensive.
My favorite mongering spot is Kolkata (after St. Petersburg, Rus) mostly because of some good brothels in a red light area called Sonagauchi where you can indulge your Bollywood induced fantasies.
Hold off for at least 6 months though. They still have not come out of the second wave and they expect a bad third wave this fall.
Hit me up on PM if I can answer any other questions. I'm planning to visit early next year if you need a wingman.
Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
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06-21-21 13:39 #46848
Posts: 3802Originally Posted by BlackPage [View Original Post]
So much for hygiene, but it was India!
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06-21-21 13:32 #46847
Posts: 3802Originally Posted by Balboa [View Original Post]
Sounds like your having a great time!
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06-21-21 10:47 #46846
Posts: 2599Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
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06-21-21 04:59 #46845
Posts: 5586Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]
Any moto driver who can hop the curbs to drive on the sidewalk in Bogota is definitely crazy. Most of the curbs are 8-10 inches high. You would destroy most scooters trying to get onto the sidewalk.
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06-21-21 04:52 #46844
Posts: 5586Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
Headed to Rio Sur to get a massage this afternoon. The massage was decent, but probably the worst I've had in Medellin. Afterwards decided to drive up to Santa Fe de Antioquía. The drive was nice, but when I got there traffic was all snarled up. Decided I'd rather keep driving than deal with the crowds. Kept driving until I started down the other side of the mountain, probably 6 miles past Manglar. Got in a nasty traffic backup coming back. Ended up being about a 6 hour drive. Headed to Parque Lleras for some dinner and now I'm back in the apartment. The apartment is perfect if it wasn't for all those stairs.
Will wait and see what tomorrow brings.
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06-21-21 04:03 #46843
Posts: 1109Sunday at the Botero Plaza.
I was planning on just chillin today, go out for a stroll, get some food, etc.
The Plaza was a bit slow today, as Sundays usually are, and it was Father's Day as well.
However, Lol, one of my regulars texted me and said that she would come out for me.
She may be about a 7 or so in the face, but damn does she have a great flaquita body with a sweet bubble butt, yummm.
And her attitude is a 10!
So we hooked up for a couple hours and had some great "papi volvio sex! LOL.
I met 2 gringos at Botero, they both approached me, individually.
One guy was kinda weird, said he was French, acting like he was a spy or something.
I ditched him quick.
The other guy was pretty cool, from San Diego, not sure if he's an ISG guy, I didn't ask.
It was his first time to Medellin, though he spoke very good spanish and he had a nice energy talking with the girls.
I showed him around Botero and Veracruz, probably meet up at Parque Lleras in a bit, if the rain stops.
Anyway he split after a bit and I bumped into a girl, another sweet Chama (Venezolana), who I met yesterday.
She's so damn sweet and her sexy smooth cinnamon colored skin got me going.
We went to a motel and her patience with me was incredible.
Took a while to get the job done, I've been pretty active.
I told her I'd give her all the money I had on me for being so good to me.
So damn sweet!
I had 55 k and tomorrow I'll throw her some Victoria Secret thingy she'll like.
So much for just chillin today, LOL.
Sometimes the pussy just comes calling.