Uganda

[MysteryOcean]

Just to reply to everyone in one post:

1) I am not old fat muzhungu. I am 42, fit, good-looking guy. Office girls often flirt with me. Also in Africa, I have been with Lawyers, Teachers, Banking, accountants, etc girls. I even had a trader girl in Zambia, She used to trade in fertilizer and we had a pretty long discussion about it. So, everyone who is laughing that a good career girl can't be on Tinder, I don't know I might be using something else.

2) When you decide to meet a girl, no matter if you're a seasoned or newbie, you don't know who she will show up with. If your smartass has a crystal ball, please enlighten us.

3) Just because I have been to enough time here, My instinct kicked in and I didn't fall for them. But people who are claiming I can totally avoid it, Yes if I stop calling girls over at all.

4) Kampala is a shithole. Yes, its a cheap pussy central but that is it, a cheap pussy. Nothing more and nothing less. If I am on a tight budget, It might make sense to stick to Kampala but overall experience is going to be shit as well. Dar is developing fast. The city is much much better. Dar is not all about Q-bar (Who goes there now anyway, Yesterday it was Friday night and it was dead).

As for scams, Shit happens everywhere. If someone is saying scam happens in Dar only and never in Kampala, you better watch out for your cellphone which is snatched from your hand on the streets of Kampala.

Samaki Samaki doesn't have overpriced pussy. Compared to Kampala may still be but still better experience. I had a Univ student for $27 last night, So I don't know how much overpriced it is. Just a shisha cost me $20 to put things in perspective.

Bottom line: If you want a cheap pussy go to Kampala, If you want an overall great experience: Dar, Lusaka or Nairobi is much better options.

Overall, Yes Scam.

[SceticoBlu]

Overall not a good experience. I wanted to stay in Kampala for a week but then just caught a flight to Dar Es Salaam, Its been great here. I will post my report on Tanzania thread.

I know Kampala from two stays the recent not a year ago. I liked it there. To Dar I did not make it yet, had it on my list but from what I heard and read I had the impression it is below Kampala and Nairobi regarding to general infrastructure and girls. So your opinion and reasons would be interesting.

[Tottem]

Join the club. Extortion galore.

The problem is compounded by the fact that in Africa hotel (or AirBnB) staff who should protect you will not do so. I speak from experience and I was in a good hotel (Speke). And neither will police protect you of course. It is easy to say after the fact that you were wrong to entertain the girl after she mentioned trading. Many girls online mention fancy pursuits in order to appear high-class and fashionable. Should we eliminate all such girls? We might be left with few alternatives (street shanks?). As to the girl coming with a guy, well, many girls do although the guy usually stays invisible. He might make an unwanted appearance later though.

Welcome to Africa. Many wonder why mongers or expats (including myself) end up in Thailand and not if Africa where girls are "so hot". Africans doing what they do best: killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Anyone with an IQ above average would understand that it takes skill to trade successfully. A girl smart enough for that would have zero reason to search for old fat mzungu on tinder. She would have plenty of black dick available. Nothing is free in Africa as they say! A woman successful in trading would be paying for her lover. And those are 1 in a million.

XXL I remember your reports years ago and wondered where you did go, you were so positive back then and naive I guess. Many guys go to Africa and think it is paradise until they get scammed. Like Neddy writes it is not for the faint of heart. The costs they think they are saving on pussy eventually gets eaten away by high hotel and food prices + money for paying of corrupt people and scammers of all kinds. Unless your mad about black bootie there is zero reason to go to Africa just to wet your dick. Unfortunately I am a sucker for black bootie so I keep going back.

You can have a couple of good trips but then you get caught in a scam and then It will not be the same anymore. Is it a vacation when you always have to watch your back? Or would it be called desperation? Dubai is a very valid alternative. Lot's of African hookers with expired papers, very cheap, and they have zero rights there so your always in a favorable position. It's cheap to fly there from Europe and for same quality of hotel as in Africa and food you pay 1/3 and no visa fees. And it's Ugandans you will meet there anyway.

[Neddy69]

I was going to Tanzania but changed my plan at the last minute and booked for Uganda (I had a visa for both).

Accommodation:

Someone recommended an Apartment near Acacia Mall. I followed the same book in the same apartment. The location is great. It is a 5-minute walk to Acacia Mall, with access to coffee places and food joints. The apartment was big enough with basic facilities. The bed was basic and so was the washroom. It's not too bad for $40 per night.

It is within walking distance to some cool clubs H2 O, and Catwalk and forgot the name of Third.

The bad: From midnight water & power were gone. It was disgusting to pee and not able to flush. Also, the building is very deep. I mean you have to climb the mountain just to get out of the compound. The Terrace Club is right next to it, expect for some loud music.

H2 O:

Absolutely fun place, The Girls were hot, and most non-pros. Bar girls were hot AF. I pretty much spent the evening drinking and talking to one girl, She kept insisting she wasn't a pro. She said she will get laid, she liked me but I needed to treat her like a girlfriend (go for dinner, be a gentle man, etc, didn't ask for money but sure it would be expected). She refused to come on the same night.

I also got a number of my server, another hottie.

Capitol Pub:

I then head to the much-discussed Capital Pub. This is a hoe central. It was jam-packed with hoes. It was already like 3 am, I needed to fuck, So I picked one and head back to my apt.

Sex was ok, she started squirting which I personally find disgusting, I told her stop squirting or get out.

After the sex, She got the audacity to ask me to go live and make her pregnant. She kept begging / Insisting that just shoot your load and give her a baby. It was weird. I kept refusing and she didn't give up. I had to start shouting to kick her out.

SCAM ALERT:

I also talked to few girls on Tinder. One girl said she is in commodity trading. I said I am interested in learning more but that is something we will talk over the drink. She was hot, like model level hot.

We decided that she will come to my place and we will go together to H2 O. She came with a guy (She said its her brother) in the car. Ask me to open the compound door so they can park the car. I.

Said no, its not needed. I don't need your brother at my place. They both said, they want to talk business but I found it quite weird. Then they insist me to get into the car to go somewhere. I said I don't feel comfortable to get into your car. We argue for a while and I told them to go away. I offered 20 K for their gas / time but just leave. The guy got angry / furious. Started screaming, banging her steering. Before thing go out of control or anything, I just ran back into the building compund. Locked the door from inside. Ran to my apt, turned off lights. Just incase they follow me.

Somehow my gut feeling said this is something bad going to happen.

Overall not a good experience. I wanted to stay in Kampala for a week but then just caught a flight to Dar Es Salaam, Its been great here. I will post my report on Tanzania thread.

How you tell a girl to stop squirting. Hahaha. She's coming. That's what they do. Uganda and Rwanda are squirting central. Or why do you think all mattresses have covers. As for accommodation. I have my cheap guest houses. No more then 10 $. Of course there's power and water issues. Don't come to Africa. To pee and not to flush. Mate you're on the wrong continent. As for the story with the "brother". Probably they wanted to scam you. To rob. I don't think so. But hilarious story. Commodities trading. Yeah sure. My ass. They just using pussy bait. Dar es Salaam BETTER? You made day. Go to QBar. Have fun. The Malaya's there drug people there on a regular basis and rob them. Or go to Samaki to shag some overpriced hookers for Hundred dollars.

Mwalimu.

[XXL]

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SCAM ALERT:

I also talked to few girls on Tinder. One girl said she is in commodity trading. I said I am interested in learning more but that is something we will talk over the drink. She was hot, like model level hot.

We decided that she will come to my place and we will go together to H2 O. She came with a guy (She said its her brother) in the car. Ask me to open the compound door so they can park the car. I.

Said no, its not needed. I don't need your brother at my place. They both said, they want to talk business but I found it quite weird. Then they insist me to get into the car to go somewhere. I said I don't feel comfortable to get into your car. We argue for a while and I told them to go away. I offered 20 K for their gas / time but just leave. The guy got angry / furious. Started screaming, banging her steering. Before thing go out of control or anything, I just ran back into the building compund. Locked the door from inside. Ran to my apt, turned off lights. Just incase they follow me.

Somehow my gut feeling said this is something bad going to happen.

Overall not a good experience. I wanted to stay in Kampala for a week but then just caught a flight to Dar Es Salaam, Its been great here. I will post my report on Tanzania thread.

Join the club. Extortion galore.

The problem is compounded by the fact that in Africa hotel (or AirBnB) staff who should protect you will not do so. I speak from experience and I was in a good hotel (Speke). And neither will police protect you of course. It is easy to say after the fact that you were wrong to entertain the girl after she mentioned trading. Many girls online mention fancy pursuits in order to appear high-class and fashionable. Should we eliminate all such girls? We might be left with few alternatives (street shanks?). As to the girl coming with a guy, well, many girls do although the guy usually stays invisible. He might make an unwanted appearance later though.

Welcome to Africa. Many wonder why mongers or expats (including myself) end up in Thailand and not if Africa where girls are "so hot". Africans doing what they do best: killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

[Tottem]

I was going to Tanzania but changed my plan at the last minute and booked for Uganda (I had a visa for both).

Accommodation:

Someone recommended an Apartment near Acacia Mall. I followed the same book in the same apartment. The location is great. It is a 5-minute walk to Acacia Mall, with access to coffee places and food joints. The apartment was big enough with basic facilities. The bed was basic and so was the washroom. It's not too bad for $40 per night.

It is within walking distance to some cool clubs H2 O, and Catwalk and forgot the name of Third.

The bad: From midnight water & power were gone. It was disgusting to pee and not able to flush. Also, the building is very deep. I mean you have to climb the mountain just to get out of the compound. The Terrace Club is right next to it, expect for some loud music..

I thought you were a seasoned monger when it comes to Africa. An African girl starts discussing trading and you decide it is a good idea to meet her? How many romance scams have you fallen for in your lifetime? Wake up from your dream! You should not have gotten yourself into that situation to begin with! The warning sign are all over! When any woman arrives with an guy unless it is the taxi driver you do not get into any discussions you tell the to go to hell directly! I am amazed you even question whether it was an scam or not. It is not strange investment scams are so common when people are so naive like you.

One more advise! Wank off before you let Mr Johnson do the thinking. Always do decisions regarding women with empty balls.

[MysteryOcean]

I was going to Tanzania but changed my plan at the last minute and booked for Uganda (I had a visa for both).

Accommodation:

Someone recommended an Apartment near Acacia Mall. I followed the same book in the same apartment. The location is great. It is a 5-minute walk to Acacia Mall, with access to coffee places and food joints. The apartment was big enough with basic facilities. The bed was basic and so was the washroom. It's not too bad for $40 per night.

It is within walking distance to some cool clubs H2 O, and Catwalk and forgot the name of Third.

The bad: From midnight water & power were gone. It was disgusting to pee and not able to flush. Also, the building is very deep. I mean you have to climb the mountain just to get out of the compound. The Terrace Club is right next to it, expect for some loud music.

H2 O:

Absolutely fun place, The Girls were hot, and most non-pros. Bar girls were hot AF. I pretty much spent the evening drinking and talking to one girl, She kept insisting she wasn't a pro. She said she will get laid, she liked me but I needed to treat her like a girlfriend (go for dinner, be a gentle man, etc, didn't ask for money but sure it would be expected). She refused to come on the same night.

I also got a number of my server, another hottie.

Capitol Pub:

I then head to the much-discussed Capital Pub. This is a hoe central. It was jam-packed with hoes. It was already like 3 am, I needed to fuck, So I picked one and head back to my apt.

Sex was ok, she started squirting which I personally find disgusting, I told her stop squirting or get out.

After the sex, She got the audacity to ask me to go live and make her pregnant. She kept begging / Insisting that just shoot your load and give her a baby. It was weird. I kept refusing and she didn't give up. I had to start shouting to kick her out.

SCAM ALERT:

I also talked to few girls on Tinder. One girl said she is in commodity trading. I said I am interested in learning more but that is something we will talk over the drink. She was hot, like model level hot.

We decided that she will come to my place and we will go together to H2 O. She came with a guy (She said its her brother) in the car. Ask me to open the compound door so they can park the car. I.

Said no, its not needed. I don't need your brother at my place. They both said, they want to talk business but I found it quite weird. Then they insist me to get into the car to go somewhere. I said I don't feel comfortable to get into your car. We argue for a while and I told them to go away. I offered 20 K for their gas / time but just leave. The guy got angry / furious. Started screaming, banging her steering. Before thing go out of control or anything, I just ran back into the building compund. Locked the door from inside. Ran to my apt, turned off lights. Just incase they follow me.

Somehow my gut feeling said this is something bad going to happen.

Overall not a good experience. I wanted to stay in Kampala for a week but then just caught a flight to Dar Es Salaam, Its been great here. I will post my report on Tanzania thread.

[MysteryOcean]

My trip will be in late January. Sitting in the office in a very windy, wet and cold European city I would much rather join you for that beer.

Happy hunting!

I left Kampala in a day. Now in Tanzania. Much better.

I will post my report soon. With some more info. So hopefully it helps.

[Incrociatore]

You must be joking when you say you didn't pay anything. If you are exempt from yellow fever vaccine you are more than 60. No fuckin way a hot Ugandan girl is giving it away for free to you King Charles. Nothing is free in Africa. I have been there, I know how it works. And for the most part I was hunting girls in the center, which is the cheapest way to get laid. Only the transport can cost a girl more than 20 k, back and forth, with a boda. On Tinder you pay, they don't come for free.

Just recently returned from two weeks in Uganda, I had a great time, if you enjoy black pussy just go, with a bit of pre-planning you won't be disappointed. I know my views run counter to some other mongers observations but this was my experience.

More details. I'm a white male in my mid seventies, (yes mid seventies), British but also lived in the USA For many years in the past, thanks to good genes and some luck I. M slim, have good health, a full head of hair and can easily pass for 15 years younger. With some assistance from the little blue pill everything is still in full working order. I have never had a problem getting the ladies since my teens so must have 'game' whatever that is. I used my Wise multi currency Visa card, and was never charged a local fee for ATM withdrawals at any bank. Got a cheap sim package from MTN on the day I arrived.

My trip included a good value 3 day Safari in the north of Uganda, I won't dwell on that here but if anyone wants details just message me.

I followed the advise of a previous poster and joined Tinder a week before departure, I went for 34-44 age group, at my age that's my preference. I Included 3 recent pics and a brief bio that I was visiting for two weeks and was looking for someone to show me round, join me for dinner and maybe have some fun after. I had to pay Tinder to be able to switch my location to Kampala. The morning after I posted having not swiped or done anything I had 24 likes, 16 of which had already messaged me, the following days more and more likes and messages arrived.

[Geo505]

I am coming to Kampala on Saturday, will be staying at Speke Hotel.

Will you be around on Saturda? You want to join for a beer and hunting?

My trip will be in late January. Sitting in the office in a very windy, wet and cold European city I would much rather join you for that beer.

Happy hunting!

[MysteryOcean]

Typo in my previous post. I booked Speke in Kampala, of course.

Any recommendations for Entebbe?

I am coming to Kampala on Saturday, will be staying at Speke Hotel.

Will you be around on Saturda? You want to join for a beer and hunting?

[Geo505]

In Entebbe I booked Speke Hotel, not the Apartments. Am I right in believing the hotel is also girl friendly?

Any tips are greatly appreciated, thanks!

Typo in my previous post. I booked Speke in Kampala, of course.

Any recommendations for Entebbe?

[MysteryOcean]

The attitude of African girls is a whole lot different then you normally date in your own country. Don't act desperate to date her because she will play with you. Play with you big. Yes they need the money BUT they are going to play it hard. She isn't interested in a few bangs with you for 200 k each. She wants more, and will act as such. So you deliver fluently financially or you can go.

She will not go with you if you are not delivering as her satisfaction.

Even if she is is desperate and in need for money she will not give it to you.

What you said is true for American girls, not African.

[Golds]

The attitude of African girls is a whole lot different then you normally date in your own country. Don't act desperate to date her because she will play with you. Play with you big. Yes they need the money BUT they are going to play it hard. She isn't interested in a few bangs with you for 200 k each. She wants more, and will act as such. So you deliver fluently financially or you can go.

She will not go with you if you are not delivering as her satisfaction.

Even if she is is desperate and in need for money she will not give it to you.

[Geo505]

Just to be safe, book for two when you check in. I checked in one in Mtwapa but, the hotel just charged "Incidentals' the next morning when she left the hotel.

A few days ago, an Italian couple showed me two cameras they took from an Entebbe airbnb hidden over their bed and over the shower. I heard a similar story in July in Nairobi Westlands.

Yeah, that I will do, thanks. Didn't have any problems on my trip to Bamburi this year.

Won't be using airbnbs.