Bangkok Reports

[Fake It]

Passed by Cowboy last night, just as they were loading some old boy in an ambulance.

Hopefully he's ok, because he didn't look well when I walked by.

If not, I hope he had a smile on his face.

I hadn't been to Bangkok in at least 5 years until my recent visit a few months ago. And the most striking change I noticed was the vast disparity that had grown between NANA and Soi Cowboy. I don't know when it happened but NANA has had a serious makeover sometime in the last 5 years with security check-points at all entrances and exits, and an overall clean feel with outside seating and clean air. On the other hand, Cowboy is now jammed packed with street hustlers selling you fake watches and other junk, rogue canabis stalls and (sorry to say) stinky street food grills every two feet. On my last visit to Cowboy, and without a word of a lie, a guy on a scooter drove screaming down the soi at high speed taking out at least 3-4 people before he went down. Thai police were comically chasing him on foot. I'm sure several people got hurt and witnessing it with all the screaming was certainly sobering. But perhaps what was most disturbing was how after all the commotion, the soi just went back to normal in about 2 minutes. A serious incident had just taken place, and I saw no blue lights or emergency vehicles. No investigation or halting of any businesses. A few people were dragged away and it was like nothing happened. A sense on unease decended on me at that moment. It's like Soi Cowboy has become this unregulated lawless part of town where anything goes. Whereas NANA has gone the other exactly in the other direction with no rifraf even allowed into the square. It's no surprise the better looking women are now to be found in NANA, its simply a cleaner and safer place for them to work. Cowboy is officially a dump.

[Detwing1]

Passed by Cowboy last night, just as they were loading some old boy in an ambulance.

Hopefully he's ok, because he didn't look well when I walked by.

If not, I hope he had a smile on his face.

[ChrisCross123]

Which one? OK picture this, you come up the escalator and the first Rainbow is on the right, third door in. I do that one. The Mamasan there is nice, she is just intimidating.

Last club on the 2nd floor (ground level being 1st floor) on the left side. The place has two platforms (one to the left and one to the right after entering). If I'm not mistaken this place is RB5. I'm actually willing to give her the benefit of a doubt. As being more intimidating than a bad person. After all I don't know her. But she certainly got some weird off putting vibe about her.

[Savsiem]

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.

Thank ypu for the answer sir!

[Nyezhov]

So, it's not just me, then. She has a really unpleasant aura about her. Even compared to other bars. I guess, mamasans are never particularly savoury characters. To be fair, given a large part of their customers and bosses I guess they have to be of the monitor lizard kind. Anyway. Since I once complained (to be fair. A bit too openly for Thai standards) about having to pay 4 k + 1 k instead of the usual 3 k + 1 k she gives me the side eye every time I enter. Luckily RB5 is in my opinion one of those bars where most of the chicks only look great at first glance and I like Nana plaza specifically because I can take even a fifth glance before barfining if I feel like it. Hence I never really felt too bad about my situation there. But she has something about her that makes staying there rather unappealing. Even before "the incident".

Which one? OK picture this, you come up the escalator and the first Rainbow is on the right, third door in. I do that one. The Mamasan there is nice, she is just intimidating.

The Rainbow in the corner I never go to. It is all Asian.

I don't like the Mamasans in Geisha. The mamasans in Billboard are nice.

[Gabacho]

Applies to BB Anal as well.

Just use some vicks vaporub as lube, it has a menthol like cooling effect.

[Detwing1]

Applies to BB Anal as well.

Damn bro. Just spoiled my lunch reading that.

[Ignition]

I have been on the ground for over 10 days now and I have been to many of the gogos and beer bars and all three red light districts: Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, and Patpong. Here is what I have noticed about the gogos to have success. You can't just walk into a gogo and point to a hot girl on stage and expect all out GFE and an amazing night. Its not quite that easy. I have had better success when its a little later in the evening, as time winds down the girls will be more willing to go. Also, here is my best tip, get the girls who come up to you. They are the ones who obviously need your business and want to make the money. I am no longer going to even call a girl over. I am just hitting 3-4 gogos after 10 pm And waiting for one that I think is cute to give me a look and then come over to me. Once they sit down, if they start putting your hands all their tits and ass, then you know its on like Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Quest. Sadly, I may think 3 k Baht and 1 k Baht bar fine is now the standard. Some girls I have quoted me 5 k and I always decline and they drop to 3 k. Patpong has given me the lowest success rate. Soi Cowboy has been fun, but lacks the number of gogos of Nana. Nana is fucking wild and that whole street is a shit show. I saw some older tall ripped up Indian dude in tank top last night pulling girls. He straight up looked like Dhalism from Street Fighter LOL. The street even smells like a fucking cross between a chinese massage parlor, a chinese food restaurant and a sewer. If you look around the beer bars of Nana, there are actually some decent girls mixed in and they super fun to have a drink with. Only problem in the beer bar is all the waitresses will ask you for a drink. Just decline and they will smile and walk away.

I may be wrong on this statement, but I think some bars want to focus on Asian men. Try to find out which bars these are, and if you aren't Asian, then avoid them. Like I said, if a cute girl grabs your arm and pulls you into the gogo and sits with you, then that's the gogo and girl for you. I really like the music of Angel witch in Nana, but girls not that hot when I was there. Also the bar on first floor in Nana to the left as soon as you walk in has been good. Hope this helps some of you guys.

For anyone who has a drinking problem. Don't come to Thailand LOL. I have never drank this much in my life and its really starting to show LOL. Besides the girls, massages, bars, gym, and pool, what do you guys do to pass the time? I am really trying to not drink for a few days to focus on my health a little bit.

"Get the girls who come upto you" - you hit the nail on the head there. My best experinces have been with girls who are into me (atleast they pretend to).

Even in Soi6 pattaya if I choose a girl looking at her phone or is disinterested but I choose her because she is hot, 99% of the time she will squeeze the most out of me and will be a starfish upstairs. The best ones are who pull you in and get you a drink, cuddle, wipe your forehead etc.

Obviously you don't want to go with fuglies so in gogos just smile at girls who you like and they will come over and then you can work out how she is. I would rather go with a enthusiastic 6. 5/10 verus a starfish 9/10.

[MomoFarang]

ALWAYS make sure the girl hasn't eaten spicy food before giving you a BBBJ!!

Trust me on this one.

Applies to BB Anal as well.

[ChrisCross123]

Rainbow 5 has Fallen and can't get up.

What is the Problem. Nasty MamaSan?

So, it's not just me, then. She has a really unpleasant aura about her. Even compared to other bars. I guess, mamasans are never particularly savoury characters. To be fair, given a large part of their customers and bosses I guess they have to be of the monitor lizard kind. Anyway. Since I once complained (to be fair. A bit too openly for Thai standards) about having to pay 4 k + 1 k instead of the usual 3 k + 1 k she gives me the side eye every time I enter. Luckily RB5 is in my opinion one of those bars where most of the chicks only look great at first glance and I like Nana plaza specifically because I can take even a fifth glance before barfining if I feel like it. Hence I never really felt too bad about my situation there. But she has something about her that makes staying there rather unappealing. Even before "the incident".

[Banana Boi]

New pricing? Since when. I was there in June and still same same for me.

Yes I read you didn't get the 3500 quotes like I did. Guess they prefer old over my 3 remaining pieces of hair that I style in a groovy 70's combover.

I think next time I go to Thermae I'm going to wear elephant pants so the girls will think I'm a tourist. I want those 5000 quotes!

Which one is 5? Which is the first one you come to after the escalator? There is a girl there that gives the best BJ I have ever had.

The one with the big orange sign beside Rainbow 4. Don't hold me on this. I always get the Rainbow numbers mixed up. I just know which bar to go to first ie. follow all the Japanese.

[Vendelo]

Excluding the BJ bars, almost all of my pulls here are civies. A lot of Tinder hookups, etc, etc.

Something about the BJ bars that draw me in once in a while.

However, I do like to drop into Thermae once in a while just to see the show, with no intention of taking a girl.

Regarding dating in the USA, I don't live there anymore, and definitely have no interest in dating anyone there.

Thanks for the reply.

Agree with not interested in dating American women.

[FernandoAlonso]

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.

I agree but it depends on the venue. It is still Thailand and going with the flow is somehow important. As long as you do it in a nice respectful way you should have no problem. In a semi-legit MP I would not just drop my clothes and express loudly to skip the crap massage and just have sex. In the soapies, oiilies and so on of course no problem. Just saying, no offence intended.

FA.

[Vendelo]

Excluding the BJ bars, almost all of my pulls here are civies. A lot of Tinder hookups, etc, etc.

Something about the BJ bars that draw me in once in a while.

However, I do like to drop into Thermae once in a while just to see the show, with no intention of taking a girl.

Regarding dating in the USA, I don't live there anymore, and definitely have no interest in dating anyone there.

Thanks for the reply.

Agree with not interested in dating American women.

[UglyAzzMan]

Hello all you Thai experts!

I see a lot of videos with soapy massage services and beautiful girls inside. But since I hate massage, and since these ladies have no problem being nude and in contact with a man anyways, if I ask the girl to have just sex with me, normal sex, and skip all this nude massage nonsense, and pay her something more, would I have a change or not? What do you think?

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.