Jakarta

[LoveItHere69]

EA even tried to PM you to help you. I offered to walk you down the golden path of endless "P" at Lokasari on your first day to prove everything that has been discussed and posted the date I leave but that is before you arrive. But I am lying. Correction, we are all wrong and / or lying. Now you are calling people names. The Jakarta thread was far more civilized before your arrival. Stop posting. Get here. After a week of testing the waters. Then report your findings.

In Medellin, Surfer500 was always bitching about all the newbies but was always quoting cheap prices like he was a cheerleader for Medellin tourism. But I knew who he was and saw him many times. He barely took any girls and the girls he took were mostly girls he had been seeing for years so he was not always paying current prices. He was called out many times for his bragging about cheap prices and then bitching about all the new guys increasing the prices.

Medellin is dangerous for mongers. Anyone can do a "Tourist deaths in Medellin" search. Those articles are not found in Asia.

[LoveItHere69]

Zippos Bandung. I just returned from Bandung. Can you ask your "friend" from Bandung about the hot springs in the area that you can swim in? Most important question are they clean? If not then no more questions. If clean, which ones? Are they packed full of people like wall to wall? Secondary questions: General price for foreigners? How to get there options? Wait. Do me a favor. You go there and give us a trip report. That would be easiest for me. Hehe.

Is your Classic room well lit? It looked like a dungeon the room they showed me 4 months ago. Other post I mentioned smoking in the hotel room. These Indonesians smoke like crazy so most hotels smell of smoke. For none smokers this is a huge determining factor so study up.

[LoveItHere69]

Which site did you use to book Classic hotel room? On Classic hotel website and agoda, I see only one room type "Standard Room".

I hate smoke and Zippos said he was smoking at 10 am so I assume that is in the room. If smoking is not allowed now but was in the past the room will still have a bad smell. I do think their is a window room to be had anywhere. I saw a room and could not tell if it was clean or not because the lighting was so dim and all the lights were turned on. In most hotels that means it is dirty. ZIppos said the rooms were redone. Was the lighting also brightened? Most guys in the past have all stated to stay 2 nights and move on. Based on the room I saw 4 months ago I totally agree.

[Kctt1]

Classic: Checked in to classic deluxe room. Signs of renovations are very much evident. Much more cleaner and organized than before. New couches, beds and bed sheets.

Which site did you use to book Classic hotel room? On Classic hotel website and agoda, I see only one room type "Standard Room".

[Gabacho]

I tried to PM you but you have messages disabled.

Good observation.

I turned that feature off because I was getting to many messages from morons like you.

[Sychip1]

I was very much beat and exhausted and called it a night. Heading to East Jakarta to meet up with my friend as she is traveling from Bandung for work. We are both booked in same hotel hopefully same floor to maintain low profile and privacy. Will be checking out some Spa within the vicinity while she will be busy with meetings. More reports to follow.

Great reports mate, especially with the details and lead-up.

Also impressed you have their exact names noted down, with the music I can just about hear and probably misheard their names at Classic. I'm going back to Jakarta after 2 awful trips to Bangkok.

On the question from the other poster on staying at Classic imo:

Pros: decent location, clean and budget-friendly. Convenient for Terminal obviously. If you want to go to other parts of Jakarta via public transport, it's like an 18-minute walk to the bus system.

Cons: it's not centre of town. Rooms are fine but old. If you're running the civvie game, probably best not invite them back to Classic. Most people hang out in malls in Jakarta because it's not so walkable and it's not close to any of those.

[Gabacho]

No. EA, BB, me, and others have all been lying to you for months. Repeatedly. None of us have actually been there. We are just playing with you. So Sorry.

Well based on my past interactions with you, how would I know whether you are reporting the truth or lying on your dick?

Here is an excerpt from something you told me about 2 years ago:

Change the Cento Rat Narrative
Too many guys visiting Colombia. Doubling every few months. We need them concentrated anywhere but Centro where they will fuck up pricing of the girls and the hotels. Even if you can afford much higher prices, the ambiance and attitudes of the girls will turn to shit. I and others finally got Surfer500 to shut up about the cheap prices of the girls that he kept posting about. Helping other new members only hurts us.

The correct story is Centro is dangerous 24/7, girls are expensive, women are old and fat with poor service, and all the girls have STDs. I will not be there until later this year and will post some ugly pix to keep guys away.

Please get others to push this storyline.

[Gabacho]

This kind of vitriol is uncalled for. I have posted tons of valuable info which you choose to ignore. I tried to PM you but you have messages disabled. I will say no more on your Epic trip. I will look forward to your detailed reports, like the ones you sent from Bangkok.

I've never been to Bangkok (other than the airport) I'm in Pattaya. And I did post several reports about Pattaya specifically about a girl on Thai Friendly I fucked named Fay and EverythingThai fuxked her too and commented that my review of her was correct.

I also posted about my friend and fellow ISG member SubCmdr who helped me out in planning my trip to Pattaya and we actually met in person at a place he calls the bus bar (cocktail car) on the corner of soi buakhao and the tree town street right there by the mcdonald's and the prime burgers.

But apparently I don't post any trip reports?8203;.

Or I should post reports on places I haven't been, is that what you do?8203;.

Also I have posted a plethora of reports on Colombia (where I live half the year and have an apartment in an estrato 1 barrio)​ dating back to atleast 2021.

So who is ignoring who?

[L00PY]

Classic: Checked in to classic deluxe room. Signs of renovations are very much evident. Much more cleaner and organized than before. New couches, beds and bed sheets.

The obvious upside being the location, what are some other good things about staying at Classic? The biggest downsides?

[Gabacho]

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[Expat American]

So here you are say saying that Jakarta is the best mongering destination better than Thailand or Philippines any day?

And here you say I will be disappointed.

So which one is it, Expat? Is it the best place to monger or is it a disappointment??

I'm tired of you, and the rest of LoveItHere69's team trying to discourage me from having a good time in Jakarta. I never said I wasn't willing to do on-site sessions at classic. I just said I'd prefer to be able to have them come to my place. I also never said the girls from lokasari had to be the best lookers or had to be freelancers either.

I don't know what sandcastles you think I have built but you can take them and shove them up your expat arse LOL..

This kind of vitriol is uncalled for. I have posted tons of valuable info which you choose to ignore. I tried to PM you but you have messages disabled. I will say no more on your Epic trip. I will look forward to your detailed reports, like the ones you sent from Bangkok.

[Gabacho]

No. EA, BB, me, and others have all been lying to you for months. Repeatedly. None of us have actually been there. We are just playing with you. So Sorry.

First of all Banana Boi hasn't been running his mouth; just you and Expat Moron have been talking shit, and quite frankly you have no credibility so you should just STFU. Nobody asked you for your idiotic opinions. And you have been known to post false reports in the Medellin forums in the past to try to trick people so they wouldn't come. That's why your credibility is zero.

I never said I was basing my whole entire trip on lokasari I simply said I wanted to check it out yet you idiots feel the need to jump on me and talk your shit.

Also Zippos, GG, and FutureGuy have posted more valuable information to this forum than you LIH69 and your buddy Expat Nazi.

[Gabacho]

Yes, because you have no understanding about how the scene in Jakarta works. You are building sand castles in your mind which bear no resemblance to reality on the ground. Many regular Jakarta mongers have repeatedly said this on the board but you seem to think you already know better. So yes, you will be disappointed. 100%.

Did you have any understanding of how Jakarta worked one month before your first visit there? Or did you learn from your experience?

[Zippos]

Had a decent sleep except some Ausy dude being loud on the hallway woke me up.

Rosa: I had booked 3 hrs massage with Rosa, Classics in room massage service. I had her before and probably the youngest and best looking out of the bunch. Very decent and strong massage. Deal was 3 hrs massage in a sequence of Make love. Massage - Make love. She came right on time and after a smoke and a drink (at 10 am) make love started. She is up for DFK as long as no bad breath and clean. She definitely can do some good BBBJ and balls sucking. Finished first round, washed up and massage started. She definitely has upped her massage skills and knows where to apply proper pressure. Massage ended following second round of Make love. Total damage was 1. 2 mil as agreed including 3 hrs of massage which is 150 k / HR. By the way, classic hotel is giving 50% discount to its guests to go to the Classic spa. Discount is on only spa service but not on extras. There is also another one name Mira with good massage skills if you don't mind doing an happy ending with 45+ older women. Decent figure though for her age.

Kimochi Mabes 2: I had confirmation from Dickwyld (guy does the booking) of 170 being on duty today. Went there at around 3 pm to find out she is on her off day! I was like WTF. Settled for 333, newbie and not bad. Okayish massage with everything covered and not much DFK. Definitely not my first choice and will never repeat. Total damage was 560 k including everything for 90 min. Did not give any tips as they already said, tips were included. In regard to the look, there are couches in both sides with squids of chargers hanging for girls to be occupied on their phone, there is also this bar / counter looking thing where guys sits and god knows what they do.

Had ordered some ayam bakar (grilled chicken with rice) and needed a nap badly.

Classic terminal 2: Despite my level best effort, I couldn't get there before 6:45 pm. Similar lineup as yesterday with many chanese punters and 1 white dude appeared to be introverted who was being chased by cha cha and other Mamis. Forgot to mention on yesterday's report, there is now a double tiered stacked sofa / couches on the right hand side past the washroom, on your way to the love hotel room. Kinda gives an impression of Thai fishbowl without the actual glass barrier.

Grabbed my beer while Cha Cha started her nagging. Told her to come back in 30 min. Bella, girl 2 from yesterday came to say Hi and sat with me to have a smoke. Didn't have any plans on repeating her, so just chitchatted a bit and off she goes. Right at 30 min mark, Cha Cha showed up with a lineup of 4 this time. Picked a very cute girl name Alya. Very beautiful smile with lots of pleasing type communication skills. Apparently it was her first day in Classic but definitely was not the first rodeo. Paid up and this time Cha Cha did give me the change back, Surprise Surprises! Off to the room and this is where I slightly started getting annoyed and irritated with her over pleasing skills. Started BBBJ from shower, was licking my legs, thigh, arms and chest (definitely not my thing). This continued until I pulled her up to finish shower. More BBBJ following licking all over my body made me wonder who taught her this skills. Put the cap on and pumped her for straight 10 min listening to her PSE style expression and fake moaning until switched to missionary but was not successful in reaching orgasm. Laid flat and asked her to give BBBJ which she obliged as she get to practice her licking skills again. After 10 min of guided HJ and BBBJ, finally released CIM. Which is a rare option for Indonesia to my experience. Took a full shower as she licked my whole body and yet she tried to lick more! Did get another BBBJ though while in shower. Tipped her 200 k and told her straight no when she asked for more. Guys who loves PSE infused with Submissive mistress, would be a great choice.

Went back upstairs and ordered another beer while watching the crowd. Finally saw introverted blue with a skeleton! Bella (girls 2 from yesterday came back to have another smoke with me while hinting on booking her). 10 min into my beer, cha cha brought in another girl who's apparently on her first day at Classic. Look wise wasn't even 6 so declined politely. Finished my beer and paid up my bill. While exiting saw Cha Cha bringing an absolute gorgeous most definitely a nice looking girl settling with a local. I waited until Cha Cha showed up to me and gave her a pice of mind for not bringing her to me before! In her defence, she was telling me how this girl didn't have big boobs! Fair enough, need to clarify my requirements with expanded variables.

I was very much beat and exhausted and called it a night. Heading to East Jakarta to meet up with my friend as she is traveling from Bandung for work. We are both booked in same hotel hopefully same floor to maintain low profile and privacy. Will be checking out some Spa within the vicinity while she will be busy with meetings. More reports to follow.