Bangkok Reports

[Lcale1982]

Is this the 'school girl' that everyone always mentions? This isn't at the bts station tho so maybe not?

[Nyezhov]

Nana Burger really isn't very good. My friend thought it was okay for the price but I wouldn't eat there again.

In fairness to them you're in the minority.

[ShadowJ]

Look, I've got nothing against those who want to bang (or be banged by) ladyboys when in Bangkok. It's just not something I would ever voluntarily do. At Nana Plaza, there are several obvious ladyboy bars as well as bars with signs that say 100% real ladies. I also realize that some bars have both. Most ladyboys are pretty obvious. But I do worry about unwittingly getting a post-op ladyboy. As I understand it, some of them will identify as real ladies and no longer as ladyboys. Are these fairly common in the mostly girl bars?

[Houston Player]

I remember girls smoking cigarettes with their pussies: inhaling and exhaling smoke.

Yes this is also part of the show at Long Gun.

[Houston Player]

Good to know. I generally don't eat around Nana Plaza but I Googled this place. Good rating. 80 baht for a freshly made burger. Sounds good to me.

Doing it the right way in a bar. It's amazing how long a girl remembers you cause you tipped them 100 baht years ago.

Nana Burger really isn't very good. My friend thought it was okay for the price but I wouldn't eat there again.

[MaxyBBJ]

THANKS We'll check it out in a few weeks when we get there.

Back in January also Crazy House was surpraisingly doing shows of that kind. May be they still do.

[Crazy4Thai]

The dart shooting of ballons from their vaginas and ping pong shows are still done at Long Gun in Soi Cowboy. Suzi Wong also in Cowboy used to have these shows too. But I haven't been in there in a long time so can't confirm if they still do. Long Gun is a definitely still does.

THANKS We'll check it out in a few weeks when we get there.

[Werqweq]

Werqweg, there is a Kokotel Dhari Devi in Changmai, but not in BKK. I found a Kokotel Bangkok Dheva Thonglor, but it is not near Suk 55. I tried to send the young lady a message on Line, but her LineID moves me onto a Telegram site and everything is in Thai. It was hopeless for me to try and contact her as I cannot not read Thai, and I gave up after a few minutes. It is currently 4 am in BKK, and she is not working, so maybe that is the problem. I will try a little later and see if I can message her and find out the name of her hotel.

By the way, I am aware of the use of Photoshop on fiwfans and TF and pretty much any dating or escort site. In fact, on the rare occasion that I put my own photo online, I do a little image manipulation myself. Sometimes, I use photos that are 10+ years old. I really do not expect better behavior than my own by the ladies, LOL.

I too was surprised the address is Sukhumvit soi 55 the first time, but that's the right one.

Not a fan of photoshopping photos, and would never do it myself (though maybe I'd have better luck on dating sites if I did?), but I remember enjoying some of your reports in the past, so if you want you can message me in private if you have any fiwfans question. No expert, but I've used it quite a lot the last two summer holidays.

[LuvChicas]

What's your definition of Pussy Show?

I remember girls smoking cigarettes with their pussies: inhaling and exhaling smoke.

[UglyAzzMan]

Paid for premium subs for Tinder and TF.

Tinder not one single match in 3 days. Bumble and Badoo only 2 or 3.

ThaiFriendly hundreds of messages and loads of girls, however they keep asking ridiculous prices like 5000ST and 8000 LT, I pass on that.

Lastly, FiwFans only seems to have white girls with crazy photo editing, I can't find a single attractive girl with dark skin on there.

However, on the street in Sukhumvit I see stunning dark tanned beauties with foreigners. Then some Asian girl with miniskirts and hairy legs. I wonder where they had found them?

I don't go to clubs or bars because it is not my type.

It's almost as hard as getting a girl back in the states, and expensive too, so I can't understand the hype about Thailand.

And I am stuck here for multiple weeks.

If 9 out of 10 here are fine doing it whatever way it suits them and the SUB says we all wrong. Who is wrong.

Bro it's a you problem.

Thailand isn't.

[Banana Boi]

Food: Nana Burger is God.

Good to know. I generally don't eat around Nana Plaza but I Googled this place. Good rating. 80 baht for a freshly made burger. Sounds good to me.

Billboard: Tipped a few girls so they remember me

Doing it the right way in a bar. It's amazing how long a girl remembers you cause you tipped them 100 baht years ago.

[PgReal]

General Circumstances: Rain, rain, rain.

Hotel: Ruamchitt. $35 a night. Room very quiet, bed decent, maids pleasant, staff at Front desk wonderful, clean room, clean corridors, free water (bring a bottle), fridge, safe, furnishings the same as it was 20 years ago. Basic. 70's. Soap dispensers, bring your own toiletries. Pool fabulous. Breakfast mediocre, but fills one gut. If your goal is to go on a mongering mission as soon as the sun sets, its the place for you. Girls must leave ID. If you want a luxury room as convenient as this you will drop more cash at Sofitel or S15, or have to hike down the Sois.

Food: Nana Burger is God. Zeta Buffet at Holiday Inn, Phrom Pong, was mediocre. McDonalds at 3:30 am was a trip. Pizza Pala Romano was fab. If you like conveyor sushi, Sushiro was fun. Birra Quesadillas at Margarita Storm are to die for, Breakfast burritos not so much.

Weed Shops: Happy Cannabis in Bang Pho and Tao Poon, delivery, great pricing. Stonercorner (Sathorn Branch) great products and pricing, in emergencies, the seed place near Margarita Storm. Don't bother with the Premium stuff there. Don't buy on the street.

Nana General: The rain keeps the stench and grubbiness down. I did not go past Hooters. Deaf girls were sparse and ugly trannies prevalent. Schoolgirl was there on the corner near Stumble Inn wearing her schoolgirl red skirt. She was there on Friday and Sunday, her eyes were twitching like mad. Because of the rain, I used TukTuks alot, 100 baht got me one without hassle.

GoGos:

Twister: some decent talent but the layout there is atrocious.

Lollipop: Poor talent and aggressive ladyboy staff. AVOID. Total annoyance.

Bunny's: Decent talent, but the one I wanted put on weight. O well. There was another one that bears watching.

Geisha: Poor talent to my eyes.

Rainbow 5: Bursting at the seams with hotties. I got drink hustled by one just because she was so beautiful. My usual there put some pounds on, so Ill be back there hunting.

Billboard: Fabulous music, professionally run, decent layout, attentive non annoying staff, Man you on the big screen, hotties everywhere. My favourite club and I lucked out financially by the one I had my eyes on looking wore out. Tipped a few girls so they remember me.

Thermae: Packed with girls every night. Tons of girls next door types and skinny little tatooed things, had one every night, including one I saw sitting on the steps at 3 am. Your pricing will be 3 K, I had one girl ask for 5. If she would have been better dressed she would have been worth it.

Ladyboys are everywhere. I saw one that was so hot I couldn't take my eyes off of her, she was prancing up the street wearing vinyl. Amazing.

Ill be back in late Nov early December.

Re the Ruamchitt, my question would be, was it good enough for you to book again next time, would you make it your go to place? After trying a few budget places around Nana I was pleasantly surprised as to how clean they were (that was my big fear) but I don't think I'd go back. When you pay a bit more I feel you do really notice the difference. Having said that I feel the prices are going up every trip. BKK certainly can't be called a 'cheap' destination anymore.

[SubCmdr]

By the way, I am aware of the use of Photoshop on fiwfans and TF and pretty much any dating or escort site.

I use my own photograph taken recently and rotate them to keep my Thai Friendly profile fresh. Those making certain insinuating suggestions should know I have NOTHTING TO HIDE! Do like I do. File a report! I have several of them made recently about my adventures in Pattaya.

You don't need to do all those fancy digital alterations. Of course that is what people do now who have not actual photography skill. Anybody ever seen a model that is not dressed up. Don't look a thing IRL like her photographs and I am taking about girls that have true natural beauty.

That is why I stay focused on the deal and not the girl and do my best to keep my COP (Cost per orgasm) below 1500 THB. At 1000 - 1200 THB condoms are optional for me. At that price point I simply ask if I can finish in their mouth if they want a condom.

I don't understand why those who are based out of Bangkok come into the Pattaya Reports Thread to spout their male bovine excrement.

You ruined it tho by using the adjective "classy". Nothing "classy" about Patts.

Well thank you for your opinion of Pattaya.

Now I will share my opinion of BangkokA polluted, land locked, concrete monstrosity, full of traffic to the point of gridlock, that is completely devoid of all character and has absolutely zero appeal to me whatsoever. I have made plans to spend the night in Kokbang more than once. But once I got out of the bus or taxi that transported me to that hellhole I made it my objective to complete the business I set out to accomplish and get the fuck up out of that *****.

Defamation and instigation indeed. I'll post as I please.

Yes and so will I!

[Allover]

Yeah, no. You and him can screw right off.

If I remember I'll respond to this about November 30 in the Rants section.

[Member #4813]

The location listed as Suk. 55 is Kokotel Dhara Dervi, if I remember the name correctly, and is far away from soi 33. Closest trainstation is BTS Thong Lo. It's 5 minutes with mototaxi from there.

It's by far the nicest fiwfans hotel I've been to, though that's only because all the others are two stars, or less.
Expect the girl to only have a vague resemblance to her heavily photoshopped photos though.

Werqweg, there is a Kokotel Dhari Devi in Changmai, but not in BKK. I found a Kokotel Bangkok Dheva Thonglor, but it is not near Suk 55. I tried to send the young lady a message on Line, but her LineID moves me onto a Telegram site and everything is in Thai. It was hopeless for me to try and contact her as I cannot not read Thai, and I gave up after a few minutes. It is currently 4 am in BKK, and she is not working, so maybe that is the problem. I will try a little later and see if I can message her and find out the name of her hotel.

By the way, I am aware of the use of Photoshop on fiwfans and TF and pretty much any dating or escort site. In fact, on the rare occasion that I put my own photo online, I do a little image manipulation myself. Sometimes, I use photos that are 10+ years old. I really do not expect better behavior than my own by the ladies, LOL.