Pattaya Reports

[Buffy333]

Hello, everyone! I'm thrilled to be visiting Pattaya for the first time. I've gone through some of the previous posts here, and they've been super helpful, but I still feel a bit lost about where the absolute must-visit spots are. I'the love some recommendations for hidden gems and any can't-miss experiences you think a first-timer would enjoy. Thanks in advance for your tips and looking forward to exploring this vibrant city!

[Paolo99]

Had a look at soi 6 around 10 h30 last night, the place looked like a circus show, the winner of all being the Panda bar, still recycling their halloween outfits with their stereo system at the max outside of the bar. The 2 Koreans clown streamers were there too at that time. I was surprised to see the soi was still very packed even at that time. It reminded me of Bui Vien in HCMC. It seems some bars are even closing at 3 o'clock now around the Beach side.

I spotted a girl I saw earlier on a YouTube video in another bar and found out she looks quite good in real life too. The face she made when I came to her, the poor girl looked terrorized. She brought my order at my table and went straight to the front of the bar and sat with her friends. Funny thing is I could see her trying to get guys in (not even a single one cared about her by the way), there was the usual Asian Young dude but even the old Chinese guys who look like they are stinking tobacco from every part of their body, with their old styled clothes on. That's the moment you realise despite your efforts to smell good, dress well and try to keep a healthy life, you look even shittier than these guys to these girls eyes. It was a bit annoying but not that much, because I was mostly taking shelter from the rain, and could at least see that that bar had absolutely zero other girls I could be interrested in (Where angels Play).

[Banana Boi]

TiddiesMatter.

Welcome to ISG Raj/Danny/UAM, etc.

[TiddiesMatter]

TiddiesMatter.

3 Angel's Bar- Nadia, sweet face, white skin, good personality, Kiddies unknown till last night- I knew they were bi and original.

Last night though I could see majority of her Tiddes. Big and Original,exactly the kind I don't like-some reason look like Silicone. Dodged a Bullet.

Next door at Goodfellas. Holy Jehovahs Witness- new girl, white skin hot as Pluto is cold. She had Tiddie s I like. I was staring till a Rich Korean took her.

Possibly best I've seen on that Soi. Remember Baitoey is FLAT like the Earth.

[Rocko20]

Yes bro,

You are correct. I am low on budget. Want to get maximum with less.

Viv.

Low budget means no bargirls, barfines, or lady drinks. So your only option would be freelancers. I would look at beach road, as well as disco clubs such as Insomnia, Ibar, Myst, Panda, Republic, etc.

Technically, you can find freelancers all throughout walking street as well, they'll obviously be loitering aimlessly near the entrance and near beer bars.

There's a budget hotel right across from 808, its called "The Green View. " Its a nice hotel, which you can also use for short time hourly sessions that is 10x better than the nasty disgusting loud short term hotels directly on walking street and beach road. I had no idea it was there until a bargirl from palace took me there for our ST.

[Turgid]

......She keeps the toy on her clit while we're fucking.......

Just don't go doggy while she's doing that, the pain on the balls is no joke.

[Intrepid123]

Left Siam Siam around 6 pm and fought my way down soi 6 to Roxy bad to have round 2 with old faithful. The girls were out in force and they are strong. Saw my girl having snacks in the back! She comes over to sit with me and I start buying her racks of tequila, bought a drink for mama San as well and she was giving me drinks. I find the tequila drinking ladies are much more frisky than the apple juice drinking ones. About 30 shots later we made the walk back. She doesn't like to taxi for somewhere that close. When I was here in Marc the first girl I barfined was on her phone half the time-this girl left her phone at the bar both times. Much better service. So I rinse off in the shower and she's already started with her vibrator. I cuddle next to her for a while as she squirts 2-3 times pretty high. I just can't believe how much comes out. She keeps the toy on her clit while we're fucking. While in mish water keeps splashing all over my chest. After I finish she takes a good 2 HR nap and I walk her back to soi 6 . Bedsheets and towels are all soaked 2 days in a row. My apologies to the staff at Siam Siam.

A man needs a name. Is that Daw the long hair, dark skin and thick legged one?

[Vivphab]

Thanks Subcmdr,

Thanks for sharing your insight. Your concept of COP is really different view of mongering game.

I too agree with you that this forum is for sharing the information useful for brothers and to enjoy some new experiences.

I will share my experience.

Regards,

Viv.

If you don't want to pay a bar fine, then you have to avoid taking a girl out of a venue where she is working. It is really that simple. Here is how you do it:

Beach Road

I call them the Princesses standing under the Palm Trees. Others refer to it as The Coconut Bar. Whatever reference you use these girls are freelancers. Which means no bar fine. I personally don't take them to my room. I take them to short time rooms. Just so happen they stand near one.

Naughty Massage Places

You can get a massage for the stated price (oil) and then at the end a happy ending.

Gentlemans Clubs/On Premise Bars

I write about these extensively. They have rooms where you can take the girl for short time. Now, you still have to pay the room fee. You can consider that a bar fine of sorts but it isn't. You are paying for a service. Because you don't have to pay the fee to bar fine the girl in order to take her out.

I think people get it twisted!

If you don't like to buy lady drinks or pay bar fines there are ways around them. Personally, I usually don't bar fine girls. But I have exceptions that where I will in order to go party with a girl. Because the one thing that bar girls have over all other girls, they know how to party! If you build a relationship you can take them out to party with you and they may not charge you anything you are buying drinks or bottles and pouring them up. Every girl may be crazy about a sharp dressed man, but they love a man willing to spend some money on them to give them a good time.

I have a Soi 6 girl that will come to me after her shift. I have bar girls that will come to me after their shift. There are ways around bar fine. But if you want to take full advantage of the amenities that the venue offers you then you need to pay. I suggest that you focus on getting the experiences that you want regardless of the price. That is what is important to me.

It is ok to seek value for your money or to be running on a tight budget. Just know that you do not goto a venue in order simply to hire a prostitute. You are going to a venue in order to enjoy the atmosphere and amenities of the specific venue you visit.

I have to admit that initially I did not understand the concepts that I am sharing with you here today. When I first got here it was all about the absolute lowest Cost per Orgasm (CPO) I could get. Over time I have learned that what is really important is to get the best experience for you for your money. The best value may not be the absolute lowest price. This is how my perception of Pattaya has changed and evolved. This has happened because I have tried every different type of venue where you can hire a prostitute in Pattaya. The one exception is soppy massage and sources where you need to speak Thai. This exploration has opened my eyes. I have never had so much fun spending so much money. I have never felt ripped of ever!

I was in three different venues last night I don't even know if I will bother to write them up. Personally I am irritated that individuals who don't ever post any real information on having sex with girls seem to clog up the Pattaya Reports thread. Why do they do this? I don't know. But it makes it hard for people who actually want information on venues and methods of accomplishing things in Pattaya to sift through all the Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted as if it is an actual useful report.

Threesomes

Here is a teaser of more information to come: Club Exite The girls will point out their favorite partner or will ask whomever you want to see if they are willing to join the party.

Further details to follow in the User Blog: Pattaya Gentlemans Clubs. A place where I write up my extensive adventures in venues here in Pattaya. That way they do not get drowned in all them Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted in Pattaya That is why you don't see a lot of posts from me here. It is ok if you did not find anything useful about having sex with girls here in this post. I am not perfect, just doing my best. But I will put my posting history of factual information up against any of my critics. We all knows it is not the critic that counts. It is the man in the arena.

This is a Pattaya Report. I will now visit this Club based on the actual useful information provided.

Thank you LittleBigMan

[SubCmdr]

Yes bro, You are correct. I am low on budget. Want to get maximum with less. Viv.

If you don't want to pay a bar fine, then you have to avoid taking a girl out of a venue where she is working. It is really that simple. Here is how you do it:

Beach Road

I call them the Princesses standing under the Palm Trees. Others refer to it as The Coconut Bar. Whatever reference you use these girls are freelancers. Which means no bar fine. I personally don't take them to my room. I take them to short time rooms. Just so happen they stand near one.

Naughty Massage Places

You can get a massage for the stated price (oil) and then at the end a happy ending.

Gentlemans Clubs/On Premise Bars

I write about these extensively. They have rooms where you can take the girl for short time. Now, you still have to pay the room fee. You can consider that a bar fine of sorts but it isn't. You are paying for a service. Because you don't have to pay the fee to bar fine the girl in order to take her out.

I think people get it twisted!

If you don't like to buy lady drinks or pay bar fines there are ways around them. Personally, I usually don't bar fine girls. But I have exceptions that where I will in order to go party with a girl. Because the one thing that bar girls have over all other girls, they know how to party! If you build a relationship you can take them out to party with you and they may not charge you anything you are buying drinks or bottles and pouring them up. Every girl may be crazy about a sharp dressed man, but they love a man willing to spend some money on them to give them a good time.

I have a Soi 6 girl that will come to me after her shift. I have bar girls that will come to me after their shift. There are ways around bar fine. But if you want to take full advantage of the amenities that the venue offers you then you need to pay. I suggest that you focus on getting the experiences that you want regardless of the price. That is what is important to me.

It is ok to seek value for your money or to be running on a tight budget. Just know that you do not goto a venue in order simply to hire a prostitute. You are going to a venue in order to enjoy the atmosphere and amenities of the specific venue you visit.

I have to admit that initially I did not understand the concepts that I am sharing with you here today. When I first got here it was all about the absolute lowest Cost per Orgasm (CPO) I could get. Over time I have learned that what is really important is to get the best experience for you for your money. The best value may not be the absolute lowest price. This is how my perception of Pattaya has changed and evolved. This has happened because I have tried every different type of venue where you can hire a prostitute in Pattaya. The one exception is soppy massage and sources where you need to speak Thai. This exploration has opened my eyes. I have never had so much fun spending so much money. I have never felt ripped of ever!

I was in three different venues last night I don't even know if I will bother to write them up. Personally I am irritated that individuals who don't ever post any real information on having sex with girls seem to clog up the Pattaya Reports thread. Why do they do this? I don't know. But it makes it hard for people who actually want information on venues and methods of accomplishing things in Pattaya to sift through all the Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted as if it is an actual useful report.

Threesomes

Here is a teaser of more information to come: Club Exite The girls will point out their favorite partner or will ask whomever you want to see if they are willing to join the party.

Further details to follow in the User Blog: Pattaya Gentlemans Clubs. A place where I write up my extensive adventures in venues here in Pattaya. That way they do not get drowned in all them Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted in Pattaya That is why you don't see a lot of posts from me here. It is ok if you did not find anything useful about having sex with girls here in this post. I am not perfect, just doing my best. But I will put my posting history of factual information up against any of my critics. We all knows it is not the critic that counts. It is the man in the arena.

I went by MM, Darkside on Wednesday around 3:30, did a good job renovation quality material used very nice. Set up inside very different bright and spacious compare to Pothole.

Owner / manager? Very customer service oriented only drawback for me no ST room. I'm not a behind the curtain guy currently soft opening told big opening this Sat 2nd.

This is a Pattaya Report. I will now visit this Club based on the actual useful information provided.

Thank you LittleBigMan

[AlgoCreeper4]

Left Siam Siam around 6 pm and fought my way down soi 6 to Roxy bad to have round 2 with old faithful. The girls were out in force and they are strong. Saw my girl having snacks in the back! She comes over to sit with me and I start buying her racks of tequila, bought a drink for mama San as well and she was giving me drinks. I find the tequila drinking ladies are much more frisky than the apple juice drinking ones. About 30 shots later we made the walk back. She doesn't like to taxi for somewhere that close. When I was here in Marc the first girl I barfined was on her phone half the time-this girl left her phone at the bar both times. Much better service. So I rinse off in the shower and she's already started with her vibrator. I cuddle next to her for a while as she squirts 2-3 times pretty high. I just can't believe how much comes out. She keeps the toy on her clit while we're fucking. While in mish water keeps splashing all over my chest. After I finish she takes a good 2 HR nap and I walk her back to soi 6 . Bedsheets and towels are all soaked 2 days in a row. My apologies to the staff at Siam Siam.

[LittleBigMan]

Spent some time in Maggie Mays today. Some of the top tier ladies weren't there, but there were still plenty of ladies.

Apparently, there is a new manager there, but he has an accent from Newcastle that I have trouble understanding.

Lots of nudity in the bar, if you have time and money, you can have a lot of fun.

I went by MM, Darkside on Wednesday around 3:30, did a good job renovation quality material used very nice. Set up inside very different bright and spacious compare to Pothole.

Owner / manager? Very customer service oriented only drawback for me no ST room. I'm not a behind the curtain guy currently soft opening told big opening this Sat 2nd.

[Turgid]

...... As she was riding me cowgirl she pulls out and squirted all over my face.......

Did you return the favor?

[Vivphab]

Looking for a threesome and worrying about the cost of a barfine. Got it.

Yes bro,

You are correct. I am low on budget. Want to get maximum with less.

Viv.

[Nyezhov]

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Looking for a threesome and worrying about the cost of a barfine. Got it.

[SubCmdr]

Everything Thai,

How many of us have posted about threesomes in Pattaya? Why do we post if individuals are not going to read and learn from the information we provide.

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Everybody has their definition of hot. But you are not going to get top talent or experience if you have alligator arms. If you can do a threesome for 5000 THB you are at average price. If you can do one for 2500 you are doing excellent.

How?

Beach Road; Set it up in the bar or gentleman's club (on premises) with two girls that are into it and like each other; Thai Friendly; Four hand massage in a naughty massage place (on premises). This is not brain surgery. LOL!

Just a suggestion: RTMFF Vivphab and learn something!