Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Allover]

If you found out your kik had a Thai man, you would have a sad.

You are doing what many Farangs do in Pattaya. Find a bargirl who is "different". Good luck with that.

For everyone else. Here is an important tip: try to speak basic English very slowly with a Thai lady. In particular, a lot of English guys rattle off long sentences with a heavy accent that even other English speakers can't understand.

I am fortunate that I was forced to develop a flat American accent at a young age when I came to the US from another country. Prior to that, other Americans had trouble understanding me. The new accent is easily understandable, which served me well in my international business career. And the ladies mostly understand what I say if I remember to talk slowly.

No doubt that Stub's ex-bargirl kik has a Thai boyfriend. Maybe even a husband or a sponsor. How many guys have fallen for the "mine is different" trip? Stub is still finding his way in Pattaya and getting accustomed to how Pattaya works. His kik will eventually run off with a richer Korean to support the Thai husband / boyfriend. Hopefully his new and only buddy, the manager at the Club, will give him a free drink while he cries about the girl and wishes he never left Richmond, Country of Origin.

[Explorer8939]

When I hire a prostitute I am only looking for an orifice. I have a kik if I need a person. Not trying wife up these prostitutes, drink with them, learn the entire life story or have them sit on my face. But somehow I am deficient as a International Trick if I do not get one to tell me that they have a husband or boyfriend (as if that will make a bit of difference about doing short time with me). Let me ask, when you take you car into the shop to be service by your mechanic, do you care if she has a husband or a boyfriend? Well for me prostitutes are dick mechanics. I need access to one of their orifices to blow my splooge up in them for the agreed upon price. My advice to International Tricks the world over is don't get it twisted. GFE is not something you can buy. You get GFE when you provide BFE. It is possible to develop chemistry with a prostitute. It sure is. I like it when I do. But I am not spending my valuable time getting to know a prostitute when I could be spending that time with someone I really enjoy being with or doing something that I really enjoy doing. Always amazes me people want things out of a prostitute that they cannot buy. But to each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

If you found out your kik had a Thai man, you would have a sad.

You are doing what many Farangs do in Pattaya. Find a bargirl who is "different". Good luck with that.

For everyone else. Here is an important tip: try to speak basic English very slowly with a Thai lady. In particular, a lot of English guys rattle off long sentences with a heavy accent that even other English speakers can't understand.

I am fortunate that I was forced to develop a flat American accent at a young age when I came to the US from another country. Prior to that, other Americans had trouble understanding me. The new accent is easily understandable, which served me well in my international business career. And the ladies mostly understand what I say if I remember to talk slowly.

[SubCmdr]

Nyezhov is a punk ass ***** mother fucker like his friend Ship Captain Oakie.

Who is going to tell me where I need to be in this world? You Nyezhov? Ship Captain Oakie? Neither of you could pour piss out of boot if the sign on the heel said turn up!

Didn't you write that I am not in SEA? So, why would I need to leave?

He thinks that being "black" gives him a pass on being a two bit punk thug and a whiney little victim player. Don't bother responding MessBoy, I have you on ignore. You arent in SE Asia anyway.

All of nothing and ship captain Oakie. Didn't you get the message from your fellow clown car crew member. I am not in SEA! Your crew member Nyezhov knows it all.

Perhaps someone with some influence on him, like one of his buddies, can tell him that big black arrogant dicks don't do well with the Boys in Brown.

Why would I have an encounter with the His Majesty's Road Thai Police (RTP)? You have already been warned about making defamatory statements.

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

I've said MANY times: you treat her like an orifice, she'll be an orifice. You treat her like a person, she'll be a person.

When I hire a prostitute I am only looking for an orifice. I have a kik if I need a person. Not trying wife up these prostitutes, drink with them, learn the entire life story or have them sit on my face. But somehow I am deficient as a International Trick if I do not get one to tell me that they have a husband or boyfriend (as if that will make a bit of difference about doing short time with me). Let me ask, when you take you car into the shop to be service by your mechanic, do you care if she has a husband or a boyfriend? Well for me prostitutes are dick mechanics. I need access to one of their orifices to blow my splooge up in them for the agreed upon price. My advice to International Tricks the world over is don't get it twisted. GFE is not something you can buy. You get GFE when you provide BFE. It is possible to develop chemistry with a prostitute. It sure is. I like it when I do. But I am not spending my valuable time getting to know a prostitute when I could be spending that time with someone I really enjoy being with or doing something that I really enjoy doing. Always amazes me people want things out of a prostitute that they cannot buy. But to each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

[Nyezhov]

No shit, Sherlock!

You and ET! LOL.

Only losers value anonymous internet posters as "friends" LOL.

Real friends are those people who show up on moving day!

But no matter.

Tell the bros how you manage to have 3 wives waiting for you in the DR. While you are living in SupaPuta Heaven?

I would imagine it takes more than a Big Black Dick.

They got plenty of that where they are!

LOL.

Thanks for the quote, I don't usually get to see his bullshit. I'm glad that he thinks Thailand doesn't need me, I assume they would have thrown me out 40 years ago when I first showed up.

I think it's time for mess boy to stay in the Dominican Republic. Perhaps someone with some influence on him, like one of his buddies, can tell him that big black arrogant dicks don't do well with the Boys in Brown.

[SubCmdr]

You have certainly thrown your lot in with a high quality group of anonymous internet posters as "friends" LOL.. Ship Captain Oakie is calling you a lose in his post.

The only reason anyone needs friends on moving day is because they do not have enough flow to produce a stack that can hire professional movers. If you cannot to and you are in the United States of America you can run down to the local Home Depot and find the guys just hanging around. You talk to the forman and describe the job and he tells you the price and assigns the workers. He calls them over to discuss the terms of the deal. I speak Spanish so I understand completely and you load them up in your vehicle and off to the job site.

Real Friends provide way more than unskilled labor. At least mine do. I cannot speak for people who choose to spend their lives with a Dominican Ho in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua.

I hope you're right about the 6 month crash and burn.

You and your new white hoodie wearing friend Ship Captain Oakie will already be disappointed because I've already been here WAY past the predictions of those making them.

Considering I've just renewed my lease and I am looking at those expense Farang condos that have beach views I'the say that if either of you could roll with me you would be fucking and writing reports about it not flapping your gums like a those muppets in the galley talking shit.

But something tells me this 2 bit race hustler will be here for a long time.

Race Hustler hey? You are sock posting from his basement in sex prison in some western country. Take a look at the reality of Thailand. Something you would know if you had actually visited the country. '.

I agree. There is a lot of racism in general in southeast asia. Indians and blacks have it the worst. I've also experienced racism in my home country as well. There are many other establishments that will accept my hard earned USD!

Now, after that post which was made before Allover made his defamatory statement (which is a very serious law here in Thailand) had he just read that much he would have been able to gain more upstanding about the actual situation on the ground and not make it so obvious that he is posting from his basement.

Allover: You ever check out the posts of your hero Nyezhov. A person by his own admission is not even in Thailand (well Oakie isn't either nor has he ever visited). So I guess we cannot hold that against him.

He started that race crap with me. He thinks that being "black" gives him a pass on being a two bit punk thug and a whiney little victim player.

Interesting characterization from a individual afraid of his own shadow and refusing to come out from his computer screen and stop beating on his keyboard to meet me in person.

Nyezhov, actually you started it and I'll point to the post where it all started: Thailand Rants Post #2179 Nyezhov.

Before that I did not even know who you were mother fucker. New internet personality trying to get attention from a boss. Never works out too well. Nyezhov. There he was telling me how to post and I told him to fuck off. 
Nyezhov: came back at The Cmdr in back to back posts #2169 and #2197 (in this post he asked me to put him on my ignore list) something I don't need to do cause I have a brain. I know how to ignore the dumbest of dumbass individuals such as yourself, Ship Captain Oakie and All of Nothing.

Post #2201 he calls me a tourist. At that point I had already signed my the lease on my apartment. ROTFLMAO.

Post #2224 is where he gets racial:

You talk like a two-bit wannabe pimp from the South Bronx in New York City. That must be why your goto Sosua

Doesn't Ship Captain Oakie live in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua?

All you Farangs from the United States of America out there (those who are not are excused from this exercise): Tell me image that the above statement conjures up?.

Don't bother responding MessBoy, I have you on ignore. You arent in SE Asia anyway.

Anytime; Anywhere, Pattaya or Cockbang Mr. Cambodia. You or your WHWMF friends Ship Captan Oakie and now we are adding to the list All of Nothing are welcome to step to me if you are actually able to take a moment to step away from your computer screens and away from your keyboard. I got the first bottle. You get the next (if you can afford to roll like that). LOL!

Its cheap especially when your main focus is Beach Road girls.

This was written by a person who neither knows me nor Thailand. Thailand is no different from any other place you wish to live. I will give you as an example the Dominican Republic (since All of Nothing has never lived in another country). In the Dominican Republic it is only inexpensive to live if you live like a Dominican. Who in the fuck wants to do that?.

If you want to live at a standard western level (and I do) you are going to pay western prices. But you don't have to ask me. Ask your new friend who is the expert on life in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua.

He can tell the brothers here all about life there since the brothers over in the Dominican Republic threads consider his posts COVID style information and close their eyes out when they see him posting over there. That is why he is here posting in the Thailand Rants Thread in an attempt to find new people to swallow his male bovine exe cement. He succeeded too. Both you and Nyezhov are both dining on his unadulterated bullshit.

Allover: As far a my main focus being the princesses that stand under the palm trees on Beach Road you wrote that because you are a individual who has not read ANY of my posts nor have you been to Pattaya.

Beach Road

[be]Beach Road[/be] Three pricing tiers; 1000 THB, 1500 THB, 2000 THB. Short Time. In my experience they don't negotiate they stick with their price. I've offered many asking for more than my price point lower and they refuse. In my experience girls on Beach Road are not looking for Long Time. They can have 4 to 6 hours during their shift. Love Time Hotel 250 THB for 1 hour; All the girls on Beach Road know it. There are nicer short term hotels but I am the type that thrives in low places. You can also get a room all night for 500 - 700 and that way you do not have to entertain in your own room. Or you can get a room in a hotel with tight security where they take their ID if you a in fear of having your material goods stolen. If you are afraid of them being sick then use a condom or don't participate. Fuck a lady drink and use that money to pay for the Short Term room. Just an option. That is my boot on the ground assessment of Beach Road and I was just there last week.

Three pricing tiers. These are the prices of three different Gentlemans Clubs also. You can hire prostitutes for the same prices as the ones found in Beach Road. If our poster who claims to have long time knowledge about Pattaya and Thailand in general reviews the information I have posted they will see that the idea being proffered that I am cheap or that the Princesses standing under the Palm Trees are cheap is a bogus one. They are charging the same prices as girls in Gentleman Clubs and Thai Friendly. You don't have to take my word for it. Ask the guy who hires prostitutes from Thai Friendly who has way more time in Pattaya than me (1200 THB love him long time) or the the guy who gets off on girls drinking with him in his room (he likes to have them sit on his face and he like to lick that ass too). You might have to wait a bit for an answer I hear he has left Thailand.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Oh, SHIT! Who wrote that?

I can only figure that he is one of those types of Farang that prefers the: knock kneed bimbos walking like hos up in the top Agogos on Walking Street. Then complains he cannot get top talent because he does not have the flow to match the stack of the Japanese, Koreans and Chinese who do have it and are willing to spend it.

Looks like my record has been blown to smithereens. This was some Koreans at Mod bar. Some of you old timers will be having a heart attack after seeing this. Now there is no need to wonder why many Soi 6 girls avoid white farang like the plague.

Understand guys? Soi 6 is becoming the 2nd walking street. So guys, either compete or stop crying. Times are changing. There are plenty of other Sois in Pattaya. If you can't step into the ring with the big boys, choose a different playground. Simple. Don't waste time complaining about it. Pattaya has got something for everyone.

I invite all to check those pictures out.

Ship Captain Oakie writes in Post #3492 in the Thailand Rants Thread. (internet never forgets, LOL)!

Accusing DR mongers of being too cheap to afford your lifestyle Say Hello, to the hoes on your Beach Road, LOL.

I point you to the following post:

What The Cmdr Got.

Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.

Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.

The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.

16395 THB cash not scan.

My time; My money; My dick; My call! .

P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at Heaven Best in Line because of my VIP status.

In the very short time he has been here, he has fought with numerous posters. I'm guessing he does the same with every forum he infects.

Short time in Pattaya is defined as 1 HR. But I have several short time girls that enjoy my Big Black Dick so much that the spend way more than the normal short time experience. I don't do this using Jedi Mind Tricks. There is not drinking nor sitting on my face either. What there is a DBBD penetration into Thai girl pussy that sends them into a orgasmic frenzy and causes then often to announce: I'm coming I tell them: I am coming with you. At that point I lose ejaculatory control and blow my sponge deep in the pussy. I find it interesting that all of the girls that have orgasms with me don't use condoms with me. As Spock would say: Highly Illogical. ROTFLMAO.

Below I have provided some information that can serve as an excellent instruction manual for a prospective International Tricks in order to be able to compete with the Koreans.

First I'm gone stack my flo'(And then what?) Then I'm gone stack some mo'(And then what?) Close shop then I do my count; Hide the rest of the yams at my auntie's house; (And then what?);Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (Yeah); Hit the club and get one of dem broads;(And then what?) It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; By 3:45 I be kickin' her out. (Hey) - And then what?, Jeezy.

Sounds like a night in Heaven Above! Holla! I know I did.

How you like me now?

[Oakie]

So, you just felt the need to call me out?

You mean I don't walk around holding hands with a prostitute. Nope! Nor do I take them to dinner.

I fuck them and I pay them. Have you been in a room with me when I have hired a prostitute? Have you seen me when I with a prostitute? Is that different treatment somehow disrespecting them. Tell that to the the girls that come over for short time but give me the same treatment you so eloquently describe is reserved for Long Time in your CockBang educational report.

It is still happening. In fact she brought me some last night. Thank you brother. Still hanging tight with my kik. [Romantic roof top dinner to celebrate her birthday. You do shit like that for your prostitutes?

Well brother, I missed your invitation. Nor did I actually see any reports that you filed about having sex with girls in Cockbang or anywhere else in Thailand.

So which is it?

LOL.

[SubCmdr]

I just respond to posts I disagree with from time to time that I think are important to call out.

So, you just felt the need to call me out?

You treat girls differently if they are a "ho" or not, I don't. I don't look down on women because they sell their bodies just like I don't look down on guys who want to pay to tickle their itch.

You mean I don't walk around holding hands with a prostitute. Nope! Nor do I take them to dinner.

I fuck them and I pay them. Have you been in a room with me when I have hired a prostitute? Have you seen me when I with a prostitute? Is that different treatment somehow disrespecting them. Tell that to the the girls that come over for short time but give me the same treatment you so eloquently describe is reserved for Long Time in your CockBang educational report.

And congrats on having your ATF bring you some food.

It is still happening. In fact she brought me some last night. Thank you brother. Still hanging tight with my kik. Romantic roof top dinner to celebrate her birthday. You do shit like that for your prostitutes?

As I said, I'll be in Medellin in August, Bangkok in October, and Paris in January so I'm happy to share a drink with any that want to.

Well brother, I missed your invitation. Nor did I actually see any reports that you filed about having sex with girls in Cockbang or anywhere else in Thailand.

[Oakie]

And just for general information: There is always a ladyboy in the closest grocery store to my room. She works there.

No shit, Sherlock!

You are in the RANTS thread. Try Pattaya Reports. Focus on the serious posters like EverythingThai and myself.

You and ET! LOL.

YNyezhov is a dumb ass homophobic WHW (compound profanity redacted although in this case it shouldn't)! Stay in Cambodia ya *****. Thailand doesn't need the likes of you here.

Ship Captain Oakie is his new friend.

Only losers value anonymous internet posters as "friends" LOL.

Real friends are those people who show up on moving day!

But no matter.

Tell the bros how you manage to have 3 wives waiting for you in the DR. While you are living in SupaPuta Heaven?

I would imagine it takes more than a Big Black Dick.

They got plenty of that where they are!

LOL.

[Allover]

This poster breaks all the rules of polite discourse on a public forum, but on the other hand he does generate traffic and income for our favorite Forum, so what's not to like?

Guys like him get their asses burned everywhere they go, and soon run out of space. His "favorite" places / bars to hang out are suddenly shit, if he perceives some lack of "respect" and is not treated better than any other anonymous monger.

I gave him 6 more months to crash and burn in Thailand, but it sounds like he's already started to pack, and return to his puta pueblo, "As for Dominican Wives I got three of them all waiting for my return"..

I hope you're right about the 6 month crash and burn. But something tells me this 2 bit race hustler will be here for a long time. It's cheap especially when your main focus is Beach Road girls. In the very short time he has been here, he has fought with numerous posters. I'm guessing he does the same with every forum he infects.

[SubCmdr]

There were always Ladyboys at Mixx.

And just for general information: There is always a ladyboy in the closest grocery store to my room. She works there.

I have asked all over here numerous times as to what's happening at Mixx and is it worth the schlep for me and at what time. I have fond memories of Uzbek pussy there.

You are in the RANTS thread. Try Pattaya Reports. Focus on the serious posters like EverythingThai and myself.

There were always Ladyboys at Mixx

I have fond memories of Uzbek pussy there.

You sure about that. Ladyboys don't have pussy.

Nyezhov is a dumb ass homophobic WHW (compound profanity redacted although in this case it shouldn't)! Stay in Cambodia ya *****. Thailand doesn't need the likes of you here.

Ship Captain Oakie is his new friend.

[Mari1256]

Anybody who was in Thailand and Pattaya knows at the end of COVID, Indians were one of the first groups to allow in when Thailand began to reopen. All bars and clubs welcomed us with open arms and legs. Girls sat with us, drank with us, and let us barfine them for dirt cheap. I was there and experienced it first hand. The girls when asked, talked bad about other colors and expressed their infatuation with us Punjabs. Palace, Pin Up, Baccara was a free for all for my brown bros. For Shiva's sake, the Thai national emblem and the symbol on Thai baht notes originated from Hindi. Garuda aka Krut originated way before Buddhism. Which was found from Hinduism anyways. My Indian bros, go claim your destiny with confidence. Like I said previously, South Asians have much more of genetic superiority ACTN3 gene than other parts of the world. My only suggestion is wash off the red dot. Go solo. No holding bros hands in public. And as a last resort, wear a white see through Dishdash, so they can see our work out bods, and tell them we are from UAE. Wouldn't be a bad idea to staple about 15,000 baht in 1000 notes to our white man dress. Don't let anybody discourage us bros from claiming what is rightfully ours. Which is cheap Thai pussy.

Can anyone help this person pass away. ?

[SubCmdr]

Sorry, I'm not interested in men, so posts about other men are boring for me.

I am a man Please note the following observations he made about me:

SubCmdr indicates that he doesn't think that the March 31,2025 tax filing will be a big deal.

It is technically possible that none of your barfines have Thai boyfriends or husbands, but that would mean you're a fugitive from the law of averages. Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women. Especially if you are barfining from GCs where I know the ladies.

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand, even though he doesn't seem to know that large numbers of Farangs are living here with Thai wives.

He seems to be concerned what I do when I have 2 bar girls in bed, one who sits on my face, and the other who fucks me. Great fun, unless a squirter is involved.

Fortunately, SubCmdr has conceded that just maybe bar girls go with Thai men, so I think we are done with this line of conversation.

But, please feel free to continue posting your observations of other men.

As a man I don't need your permission. Only the permission of the Administrator.

[Explorer8939]

Sorry, I'm not interested in men, so posts about other men are boring for me.

But, please feel free to continue posting your observations of other men.

[SubCmdr]

Apparently we have some postesr up in here that have been living under a rock or are only postings from the basement of sex prison.

The etymology of the following expression: Ballin like a mother fuckin pro.

Ballin;[/b] 1. To be well respected, high in status, wealthy; a "player". 2. To preform in the act of playing basketball.

[b]like: having the same characteristics or qualities as; similar to.

mother fucker: Is a noun that can represent any person place or thing.

pro: professional.

Translation in to Farang speak (wife beater no required)

A well respected individual acting or behaving with similar characteristics to a person who earns a large amount of money playing professional basketball.

Now, why elAssicant did not know this is beyond me. But it is so simple. If you don't know, then you better ask somebody. Google might not give you the real answer about language from the streets.

ROTFLMAO