Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

If that is the case it belonged in the Rants thread or the Lounge thread.

I look for reports here like the excellent one written by LittleBigMan. Come on out and have drink with me in Heaven Above. We have similar tastes brother.

[SubCmdr]

So Oreo Cookie man throws out a few Thai Terms in order to flex. But just gives Explorer a chance to flex and talk more male bovine excrement from Brazil when his Thai girl he is traveling with is not sitting on his face. At least he only needs to eat his own cum out of her pussy this trip. I've seen fireworks before. LOL! Pretty ordinary stuff if you ask me. Rather be in front of my computer screen trading my flow.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct. SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

How do you know? If I pay her 1200 THB for long time is she my girlfriend or kik. Which girl that I pay is my kik and which girl is my girl friend / lover (faaenM). Gik is a booty call. Mia=Wife. Nope don't have one of those. LOL! Oops, three in Dominican Republic lets not forget. Mia Noi = Minor Wife; mistress.

WOW! I have internet and and can google things. I also: Be ballin like a mother fucking pro something nether one of them can do because they don't have the flow to support their stack.

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different. Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.
Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop. One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

Stub after you get settled in you will find many kiks are ex-bar girls. She probably got kicked out for being too ugly and not making any money. Or for stealing from customers. If not that she's an ex-Beach Road girl which you are so attracted to.

No doubt that Stub's ex-bargirl kik has a Thai boyfriend. Maybe even a husband or a sponsor. How many guys have fallen for the "mine is different" trip? Stub is still finding his way in Pattaya and getting accustomed to how Pattaya works. His kik will eventually run off with a richer Korean to support the Thai husband / boyfriend. Hopefully his new and only buddy, the manager at the Club, will give him a free drink while he cries about the girl and wishes he never left Richmond, Country of Origin.

If you found out your kik had a Thai man, you would have a sad. You are doing what many Farangs do in Pattaya. Find a bargirl who is "different". Good luck with that.

Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.
Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

We have four posters (to date) concerned with my relationship and what I am doing with my Big Black Dick: All of Nothing, Cum Eater, Oreo Cookie Lover and WHWMF. Now look at the information all others have provided about my (fill in the blank with your favorite Farang relationship concept or Thai relationship concept for that matter) and tell me who I am talking about. With no mia how do you define my relationship?

My Gik, My faaenM, My Mia (no have); My Mia Noi; My girlfriend, My booty call, My side chick; My lover; My mistress.

This is what happens when dumb ass farangs (and farang dam who like Oreo Cookies too) try to apply their western notions of what a relationship is and how it should work. The only thing I am sad about is how four people are so jealous of my happiness and obsessed with my relationship status as to lose focus on getting their own pussy here.

Pattaya is monger heaven.

[UglyAzzMan]

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

They all are.

[Mogwai]

Can anyone help this person pass away. ?

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

[SubCmdr]

ROTFLMO!

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

Some things don't deserve a response. File a trip report brother. That means you actually got some pussy. We all know that isn't happening. You are way too angry and agitated for that. The above post shows it.

I am at peace with myself and all others

[Explorer8939]

There is one poster here who often complains that I travel with Thai ladies. At the moment, I am in Dubai with a Thai lady, paying $30 per day.

I would hate to think how much ladies cost per day here in Dubai.

[Explorer8939]

While I am traveling, I have a bargirl living in my condo. She works at Catflaps, which is near my condo.

I am hopeful she can withstand the urge to bring a Thai man back to my room.

[UglyAzzMan]

SubCmdr,

As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024.

I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

Thai taxes due March 2025. America is fine if paperwork turned in October 2025.

See the problem.

I got a one year cooking visa but will stay under 180.

[Nyezhov]

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

[Bunky]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

That takes me back.

[Explorer8939]

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct.

SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024. I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

If that is the case then keep my handle out of my posts, your nose out of my tax business and your defamatory comments about my kik out of your posts. You are in NO position to hand out relationship advice if YOU are traveling the world with a Thai lady when any decent International Trick worth a damn knows it is full of pussy. Personally I don't understand that.

Your time; Your money; Your dick: Your call!

My offer stands. You know where to find me.

[ElMexicant]

Post count is quite remarkable. I can't even imagine how much whining and bawling like a Mac Book Pro it takes to reach those numbers. What is l do know is this level of bawling is like Spooge, Badger, and Skinny Pete thinking about their lives and come ups are the shiznitch. Then they get to compare themselves to Walter White's. Totally different level that is unimaginable. SWIM is getting quite bored. Please entertain us. More bawling! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

It is amazing to me that same people saying I am retarded and an idiot have to be told how to dress when they are going out to hire a prostitute. My Mother taught me not to leave the house looking ragged. If you didn't have new clothes make sure they were clean and pressed. It seems there a bunch of people running around here that didn't get raised right. Other grown men having to tell their own how to dress. Really? GTF!

Seems some of you all need to be proffering me some apologies. You have so many good examples that you should have learned from in your youth. Here is one:

Clean shirt, new shoes; And I don't know where I am goin' to; Silk suit, black tie (black tie); I don't need a reason why;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man;
Gold watch, diamond ring; I ain't missin' not a single thing; Cufflinks, stick pin; When I step out, I'm gonna do you in;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can;'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat; But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat; Black shades, white gloves;Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man - Sharp Dressed Man, ZZTop.

These white boys were cool as fuck and they knew what they were talking about. !

[SubCmdr]

I for one will certainly emphasize the importance of your first point. Bangkok is not a beach town. But I see dudes walking around in shorts, flip-flops, and wife beaters all the time. Many are unshaven and unkempt. Thai people put a premium on appearance and cleanliness as is stated above. The only time I ever wear shorts in Bangkok is at the gym. I usually take two to three showers a day, change clothes at least twice, ensure that I am well groomed and that includes meticulous manscaping and trimming of armpit hair as well. Also be clean shaven guys. Asian women for the most part do not like beards and mustaches and stubble isn't going to get you anywhere. Save the ragged look for Pattaya.

Further proof of my original contention.

LOL. It never ceases to amaze me the state some of these punters go looking for gals in. And they wonder why they are quoted extremely high prices and don't get good service.

Added to the fact that most are old, fat, ugly and dumb Then they wonder why they cannot compete.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

They never ever look in the mirror and blame themselves. I hope your advice helps Goatscrot cause we got some mother fuckers posting up in here that certain need it.